The Read

Hymen Great 'Til They Gotta Be Great

12 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Cracking knuckles in the Wal-Mart parking lot Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

Rim Shot

05 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

try it out, sis... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bowl Baths

29 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nick Cannon made what? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Press+

22 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Signing to Scootie Bike Records Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Soccer Is Stupid

15 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

clickbait. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Basement

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Not my Jesus... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Clit Boil

01 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Don't remember why I chose this name for the mailbag, but you'll figure it out... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/there...

Sashay Ofay

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Florida is still wet trash Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Blurred Hairlines

19 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Having jail brunch with Felicity Huffman... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisth...

Spin Cycle

12 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Petty pics from the past.... Support Champ's Tear Drops here! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1qlk90119c?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&u...

Forever Sleeveless

05 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Perusing your man's hard drive... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Baby on Baby

29 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Y'all and these letters... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Lean Episode

22 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

sigh Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Lying Truth (feat. Bassey Ikpi)

15 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Unpacking our minds... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Light The Blunt

08 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Smoking on the balcony... You can support Shoppe Black by clicking here. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1576677152/shoppe-black Kid Fury | Criss...

Turn The Whiskers Around

02 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

GARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Murphy's Law

25 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Not the banana pudding! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

So So Tone Def

18 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dylan, Dylan...Dylan, Dylan and Dylan Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Gifted

11 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hating your kids... *** Pose Spoilers 2:35-4:10 *** Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

Ariel's Dreads

04 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Fuck boy standards... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Perdue What It Do

27 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH! Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shop...

Tweet Juice

20 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

There's no trolling OJ over here... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We The Second Best

13 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Boondocks, Bundles, Beyoncé... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Grindr Findr

06 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Unlock your pics... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Long Road

30 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Don't call me daddy! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Yo, Dead Ass (feat. Devale & Khadeen)

23 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Ellises are back to fix our lives Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Leg Soap

16 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Keeping our inner thighs clean Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Camp Nahdontwanna

09 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Filtering Ayesha Curry's DMs... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Endgame of Reads

02 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Spoilers everywhere (Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30) Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: s...

Puppies & Picnics

25 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Puppies & Picnics Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Homecoming Thrones

18 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Lots of reviews. Lots and lots. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Horses In The Black

11 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Yee-muhfuckin-haw! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Ghost Face Kisser

04 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

How the fuck dare you? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Moaning & Mucinex

28 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Us spoilers and occasional sniffling... "Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10" Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch...

Clutched Pearls

21 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

These letters... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Baby Fatback

14 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Poor Uncle Jesse... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Trapped In The Clap

07 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Celebrating King Gayle Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Throwblack Planet

28 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Solange is here to save February. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Melanated Moesha

21 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Get out of Blue's house.Get out of Blue's house. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...

NOtown

14 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Barbs, boycotts and backlash Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Chill Grill

06 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Stay gone, Demi. Sorry not sorry. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mailbag Hearts

31 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Here... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Pony Trap

24 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal Gem stanning... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Super Soulja Bros.

17 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Would you like lies with that? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Long Ass Sigh

10 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hot Topics Supercut

04 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hot Topics Supercut by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...

Best Of 2018

27 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you for another great year! See y'all in 2019 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

Real Love (feat. The Ellises)

20 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Devale and Khadeen Ellis join us to talk about love, sex and parenting! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: s...

Heart to Hart

13 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Y'all lost Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You Don't Have Mail

06 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

...and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cardi B. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

The Circle of Bey

29 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Niggas doing questionable shit... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

To Go Plate (feat. Chef Resha)

21 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You still chuckin' them peas, big face? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018

15 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: ...

Rebel Without A Cause

08 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Keeping our heads above water... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beautiful Bean Footages

01 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

long fucking sigh... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Spice or Sour Cream?

25 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Get Megan Kelly the FUCK... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Shade IV You (feat. Xavier D'Leau)

18 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

XD joins us to talk about Solange, NYC rats, and bisexual baby daddies. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: s...

Pull Up to the Ghost

11 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Putting Lana Del Rey's addy in Waze... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Come Get Cady

04 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Court dates and apology songs... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

No Serpents Allowed

27 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Laughing with the UN... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Gnarled Fingers

20 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Praying for everybody and everything Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bashin Week

13 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Shoe fly...don't bother me. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Nike and the Big White Mad

06 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

burning sneakers. brb. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Toy Story

30 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Safaree gets the strap... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Queen Harriet

23 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

...just sitting here eating our rice. No Student Deserves To Go Hungry https://www.gofundme.com/no-student-deserves-to-go-hungry Kid Fury | Crissle &n...

Whew, Chile...The Ghetto

16 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Moo, bitch. Get out my hay. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

20 Questions

09 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hennessy and random shit... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Cheerleading

02 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when late-night snacking goes wrong... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

When To Log Off

25 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

When shade goes too far... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Black Kulture

19 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Faith Evans did what? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Yes Girl! Podcast Live in NOLA Feat. Big Freedia

13 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Some bonus content this week. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Live in NOLA

12 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We go live in New Orleans for Essence Fest 2018. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...

You’ve Got Mail

04 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.c...

Dashing from Dame

28 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Where the bag at, nigga? Where the bag at? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...

Everything Is Shade

21 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We good on any MLK Blvd... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Live in Oakland

14 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Oh, Oakland.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

One Thousand Percent

07 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jokes and slurred language. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

What A Time To Be Adonis

31 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

BAPE sweaters ruin everything. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

These Boys Ain't Royal

24 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We back bih... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Pursuit of Savagery

10 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nice For What by Fenty. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

UniversiTea (feat. Logan Browning & Ashley Blaine Featherson)

01 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems. Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56) Link to Chika htt...

Live From Sony Hall 4/21

24 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Read live From Sony Hall 4/21/18 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beychella

19 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bitch, you know why we're here... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Joggers

12 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

September...Spring Summer. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fix Your Face

05 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @th...

Bite Me!

29 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopth...

Madea Loses A Painting

22 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nor'easter shade. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Unfollowed!

15 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

Beyoncé's NDA

08 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hi Safaree...

01 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

insert Fergie's national anthem Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shop...

5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo

21 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...

Wakanda Forever

15 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisi...

Quincy Quotes

08 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You like Brazilian music? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Blue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks

01 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: s...

I Ain't Sorry

25 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/...

The Powerful Prolonged Pearl

18 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

No Monkey Business

11 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Shutting your ass up is still free. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Happy New Nigga

04 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Tamar is having a horrible year already. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Best Of 2017

28 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Some highlights from 2017 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Keep Your White To Yourself

21 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread