The Read

Joggers

12 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

September...Spring Summer. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fix Your Face

05 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @th...

Bite Me!

29 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopth...

Madea Loses A Painting

22 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nor'easter shade. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Unfollowed!

15 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

Beyoncé's NDA

08 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hi Safaree...

01 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

insert Fergie's national anthem Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shop...

5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo

21 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...

Wakanda Forever

15 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisi...

Quincy Quotes

08 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You like Brazilian music? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Blue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks

01 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: s...

I Ain't Sorry

25 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/...

The Powerful Prolonged Pearl

18 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

No Monkey Business

11 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Shutting your ass up is still free. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Happy New Nigga

04 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Tamar is having a horrible year already. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Best Of 2017

28 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Some highlights from 2017 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Keep Your White To Yourself

21 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Signing Off

14 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Teach them well and let them lead the way. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...

Situationship & Chill

07 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...

Never Seen A Slave Ship In My Whole Life

30 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Blue Ivy voice Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Give Thanks

23 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Pass us a plate Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Butt Lunch

15 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch." Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopthe...

Five Million Dollar Fail

09 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Longest sigh ever. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tears of a Yogi

02 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Bikini Bottoms

26 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dirty panties and bank drama Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Identity Theft

19 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/therea...

Live from Chicago

09 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch...

Shackles

03 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Tina Campbell luh Trump. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Somebody’s Getting Fired

29 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies. Kid Fury | Crissle &nbs...

Unbreak My Hart

22 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...

Typing Too Fast While Too Furious

14 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury) Kid Fury | Cris...

It Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé)

07 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/t...

The First White Walker

31 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25) Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: sh...

The "Mailbag"

23 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch:...

Make America Jennerless Again

17 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

long sigh Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Greatest Love Of All

10 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...

Noprah Winfrey

03 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Backpage and Beyoncé movies Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton)

27 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Fundamental reading with an icon. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

U Got It Bad (feat. Issa Rae)

20 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Insecure talk with Queen Issa Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

A Muva's Love

13 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/...

Dream's Nightmare

07 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...

A Black Ass Sunday

29 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch:...

Love & Guttersnipe Hollywood

22 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The twins are here!!! Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/endhotcardeaths Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com...

Bush Gardens

15 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...

#Oprah

08 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @th...

F**k Off, Jody!

01 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Bad ideas and banana pudding. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

No More Drama

25 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Leave me alone. Go ahead. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bad All By Myself

18 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We don't care about Katy Perry. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Peaches & Scheme

11 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Doing The Butt...Again

04 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Poor choices all around. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Plight of the Light

27 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: ...

LOGIC

20 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Leave ethnic food alone! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You're Just A Baby Boy

13 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shut your ass up, Tyrese. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Somebody Gettin' Fired

05 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.co...

Don't Try Her

30 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Strong black women snatch wigs. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It's Not Easy Being White

23 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

psych. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

BANG!

16 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....

Petty Partners

09 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shop...

The Read Live! 4 Year Anniversary Show

27 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...

Let The World Be Round

23 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dumb, lies and videotape.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

When Grammys Give You Lemons

16 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...

The Read Live! Washington D.C.

07 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Read Live from Washington D.C. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Destiny's Grandchild

02 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

!!!!!!!!!! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Alternative Facts

26 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Keke, Chrisette and more Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Make Your Own Damn Sandwich (feat. Trina)

19 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopthe...

Duel in Dubai

12 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

break ups, make ups and water sports Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Whose Mic Is It Anyway?

05 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Mariah, J. Lo and Chris Brown's fists. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Best Moments Of 2016

31 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Best Moments Of 2016 by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

Give Mary Her Things

15 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Give Mary Her Things by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

Platform Politics

08 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Shade Is Mine

01 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopth...

The Life Of Hellno

23 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Bullshit and foolishness. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bi Bi Bi

17 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

This Some Bullshit

11 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

... what? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Losing Your Right To Be Mad

03 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Title

27 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Description Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Share My Worth

20 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/the...

It's Litigation

13 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Lawsuits, breakups and bottoming... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Water Color Woes

06 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Gross letters and ratchetry. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Holleration In This Hillary

29 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...

Chain of Fools

22 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry.  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...

F.Y.A.

15 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/...

Dude, Where's My Car?

08 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Pay Your Bills Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

BeyRihTey

01 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...

No After Parties

25 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: s...

Back Door Kisses For Boys

18 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Mess Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Rap, Lies & Penis

11 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

The Read In Amsterdam

04 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Who Knows? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Live from London

31 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Read Live From London Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Nineteen Eighty Lyin

21 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Pokémon and lying ass white women. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You Won't Stop Our Blackness

13 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG:...

Locked Inside

06 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Beef, bleach and boosters. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Time BET Actually Had Us

30 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The BET Awards were...pretty good. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Swift Lies

23 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Tinctures and terrible stories Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read San Francisco Live

16 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Read Live from San Francisco Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Days Of Edges Past

09 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Formation hits NYC. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Going Ape Shit

02 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Gorillas in the pissed Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Liars and Scammers

26 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

sex, lies, and videotape. visit this week's sponsors to show your support for The Read: Go to GetBevel.com and use code 'freeread' at checkout to get ...

Live from Baltimore

19 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Read Live! from Baltimore Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fu-Gee-Late

10 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Killing time softly with no songs. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread