The Read
Episodes
Signing Off
14 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Teach them well and let them lead the way. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...
Situationship & Chill
07 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...
Never Seen A Slave Ship In My Whole Life
30 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Blue Ivy voice Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Give Thanks
23 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pass us a plate Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Butt Lunch
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch." Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopthe...
Five Million Dollar Fail
09 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Longest sigh ever. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Tears of a Yogi
02 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
Bikini Bottoms
26 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dirty panties and bank drama Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Identity Theft
19 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/therea...
Live from Chicago
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch...
Shackles
03 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tina Campbell luh Trump. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Somebody’s Getting Fired
29 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies. Kid Fury | Crissle &nbs...
Unbreak My Hart
22 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...
Typing Too Fast While Too Furious
14 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury) Kid Fury | Cris...
It Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé)
07 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/t...
The First White Walker
31 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25) Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: sh...
The "Mailbag"
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch:...
Make America Jennerless Again
17 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
long sigh Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Greatest Love Of All
10 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...
Noprah Winfrey
03 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Backpage and Beyoncé movies Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton)
27 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Fundamental reading with an icon. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
U Got It Bad (feat. Issa Rae)
20 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Insecure talk with Queen Issa Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
A Muva's Love
13 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/...
Dream's Nightmare
07 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...
A Black Ass Sunday
29 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch:...
Love & Guttersnipe Hollywood
22 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The twins are here!!! Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/endhotcardeaths Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com...
Bush Gardens
15 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...
#Oprah
08 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @th...
F**k Off, Jody!
01 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bad ideas and banana pudding. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
No More Drama
25 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Leave me alone. Go ahead. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Bad All By Myself
18 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We don't care about Katy Perry. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Peaches & Scheme
11 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Doing The Butt...Again
04 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Poor choices all around. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Plight of the Light
27 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: ...
LOGIC
20 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Leave ethnic food alone! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
You're Just A Baby Boy
13 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Shut your ass up, Tyrese. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Somebody Gettin' Fired
05 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.co...
Don't Try Her
30 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Strong black women snatch wigs. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
It's Not Easy Being White
23 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
psych. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
BANG!
16 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....
Petty Partners
09 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shop...
The Read Live! 4 Year Anniversary Show
27 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...
Let The World Be Round
23 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb, lies and videotape.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
When Grammys Give You Lemons
16 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...
The Read Live! Washington D.C.
07 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Read Live from Washington D.C. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Destiny's Grandchild
02 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
!!!!!!!!!! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Alternative Facts
26 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Keke, Chrisette and more Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Make Your Own Damn Sandwich (feat. Trina)
19 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopthe...
Duel in Dubai
12 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
break ups, make ups and water sports Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Whose Mic Is It Anyway?
05 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Mariah, J. Lo and Chris Brown's fists. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Best Moments Of 2016
31 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Best Moments Of 2016 by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...
Give Mary Her Things
15 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Give Mary Her Things by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...
Platform Politics
08 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Shade Is Mine
01 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopth...
The Life Of Hellno
23 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Bullshit and foolishness. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Bi Bi Bi
17 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...
This Some Bullshit
11 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
... what? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Losing Your Right To Be Mad
03 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
Title
27 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Description Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Share My Worth
20 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/the...
It's Litigation
13 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Lawsuits, breakups and bottoming... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Water Color Woes
06 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Gross letters and ratchetry. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Holleration In This Hillary
29 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...
Chain of Fools
22 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...
F.Y.A.
15 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/...
Dude, Where's My Car?
08 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Pay Your Bills Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
BeyRihTey
01 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...
No After Parties
25 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: s...
Back Door Kisses For Boys
18 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Mess Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Rap, Lies & Penis
11 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...
The Read In Amsterdam
04 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Who Knows? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Read Live from London
31 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Read Live From London Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Nineteen Eighty Lyin
21 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Pokémon and lying ass white women. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
You Won't Stop Our Blackness
13 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG:...
Locked Inside
06 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Beef, bleach and boosters. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Time BET Actually Had Us
30 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The BET Awards were...pretty good. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Swift Lies
23 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Tinctures and terrible stories Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Read San Francisco Live
16 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Read Live from San Francisco Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Days Of Edges Past
09 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Formation hits NYC. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Going Ape Shit
02 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Gorillas in the pissed Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Liars and Scammers
26 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
sex, lies, and videotape. visit this week's sponsors to show your support for The Read: Go to GetBevel.com and use code 'freeread' at checkout to get ...
Live from Baltimore
19 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Read Live! from Baltimore Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Fu-Gee-Late
10 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Killing time softly with no songs. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Step Niece Daughter
04 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Step Niece Daughter Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Lilac Lemonade
28 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
100% Pure Stanning Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
This Thing Called Life
22 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
RIP Prince. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Skirt On 22s
14 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently we can't shut up these days. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...
Child of Destiny (feat. Kelly Rowland)
06 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Kelly. Damn. Rowland Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Shady Shenanigans
31 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Katt Williams, K. Michelle and Kehlani. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...
Kattwarts: School of Pimpcraft & Niggatry
23 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Oh, who knows? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Another Thursday
17 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopthere...
Katt Scratch Fever
10 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopther...
Movie Business
03 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerc...
3rd Anniversary Live
25 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury u...
Adele and the Order of Key, Sis
18 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Grammys were a lie. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
BEYmergency: Formation
09 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
WHEW!!!! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Ugh!
03 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Attention whores everywhere. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Kanye, Shut Your Black Ass Up
28 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
here. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
In Memory of Dionne Davenport
21 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Just stop talking. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Powerful Balls
14 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopth...