The Read
Episodes
Future Support
07 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: sho...
Best Of 2015
31 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
A look back at the best moments of 2015 Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...
The Friend Zone and The Read Mash Up Part 2
24 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisisthe...
The Passion Fruit
17 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The sad story of Meek Mill's cold clear pee. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...
Curried Class
10 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/there...
Peace, Love and Shade
03 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Blue Ivy is booked. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Turkey & Greens (feat. Tykeia)
26 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Holiday shade with our sistren. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Da Hee
19 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Patti Pies are making folks slap their mamas harder than Holly Holm. Plus, a history lesson for you young hoes. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread...
Boonk & Hennessy (feat. Dormtainment)
12 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Cognac and conversation with Mike and Tay of Dormtainment. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.co...
No Shave, No Shade
05 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/th...
Flick of the Wrist
29 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Bad tattoos, old boobs and gay porn Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Anal Training Day
22 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Oprah, Drake, Beyoncé and butt play. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Name Game
15 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...
The Read Seattle
08 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Read live show from Seattle Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Read London
24 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Read travels to London for our first European show. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/I...
You've Got Mail
17 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.c...
A Picture Is Worth Twenty Quarters
10 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Sheree done lost her damn mind... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Billy Ray's Burden
04 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisi...
Serena & The Hotline Bling
27 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
louiepradagucci. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Difficult Dumbasses
20 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It's a fuckboy frenzy. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Love & Verse-Top
13 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Reality stars are still doing too much. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...
O_OFest
06 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Drake hops on an owl and soars into the shade heavens as our new Supreme. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch:...
Drunk for Drake
31 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Aubrey for the win. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Who Started From The Bottom?
23 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
A loud and bloody wig snatching hurricane. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...
With Great Likes Come Great Responsibilities
16 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Brown, Brandy and Kylie Jenner's TVOne wig. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @th...
Crouching Tyga
09 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Mess. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Wack Entertainment
02 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I'm sorry and I forgive you. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
What's Your Excuse?
25 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Karruby Rose, Diddy's pimp hand and Khia's vocals. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...
Imitation of Life
16 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I don't understand the question. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Because It Applies
11 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
No caption Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Hazed
04 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Eggs, Caitlyn, Grits! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Mess Side Story
27 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Brown is a lost cause. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
What A Lovely Day
21 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters." Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: sho...
Minor Wounds
14 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread...
Filler Me Softly
07 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....
Window Lives Don't Matter
30 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ghetto BBQs, Bruce Jenner and Baltimore. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
Lips Aren't Movin
23 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: ...
Coco Nuts
16 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Rihanna, Beyoncé and Madonna's new victim of the kissing curse. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopther...
Ain't Shit Day
08 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread...
#TIDALforSOMEOFYALL (feat. Dormtainment)
02 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their ...
Muppets Are People Too
26 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @th...
Fix It
19 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com...
The Snatching
12 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
So many wigs to remove. So little time. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...
Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two
05 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years. Kid Fury | Crissle &nbs...
Get Like Rih
26 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.co...
Front Row Fuss
18 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
North West keeps it fucking real. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Taste You Can See (feat. Estelle)
12 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Estelle drops by to discuss her new album, True Romance. Plus, Grammy talk and a horrific update. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: p...
100 Reads
05 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Assante and Dustin join us for our 100th episode! To celebrate, we dove into another mailbag of your business. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread....
1,000 Hours
29 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreo...
Smell & Taste
22 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Apologies in advance. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan)
15 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show! Buy R...
Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha
08 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more. Tickets to Houston Live Show http://bit.ly/13BVT32 Kid Fury | Crissl...
Best Of
01 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMe...
Read & Green
25 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays! Kid F...
Theta Beta Naw
18 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary. To fill out a short survey about The Read and win a fre...
Leave Drake Alone
11 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com...
Not My God
03 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Halle's baby hair, Jill Scott's cape and more. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisi...
Ghetto Gratitude
26 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerc...
Distrust Funds
20 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Pudding pops and poor choices… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Delivurt Us From Evil
13 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Nicki’s nazis and other N-words. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
U Tried It
06 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you. Kid Fury | Crissle Thi...
One Of Them Days
30 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
If you don’t get your ass off that damn piano... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...
On My Disney
23 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopthe...
The 40 Year Old Stoner
16 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high. To check out Bevel, visit GetBevel.com today. Use code THEREAD to get 20% o...
No Label (The Bizarro Episode)
09 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comP...
100 Racist Recipes
02 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks. Kid Fury | ...
Mrs. Birdman
25 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad. For your free trial of HuluPlus, got to huluplus.com/theread huluplus.com/th...
Switch (feat. Reagan Gomez)
18 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s...
Good Job
11 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Is French Montana’s story arc coming to an end? Will Katy Perry and Taylor Swift be on Worldstar? All this and more… Kid Fury | Crissle This...
Bey Day
04 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com...
Stung
28 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.co...
The Green Experiment (feat. Dustin & Assante)
21 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
We don’t really remember. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Upheaval
14 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP. Kid Fur...
This Is..The Remix
07 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/the...
The Bird Squat
31 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com...
Wife Swap
24 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Naya Rivera loves a new man, Lebron loves cupcakes and Farrah Franklin loves to get 2 on. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.c...
On The Run
17 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
The Carters have collected our edges…again. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...
I See London, I See France
10 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Karrueche is single again, Prince shades an R&B “diva" and Keyshia Cole is dumb. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon...
All Shade
03 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
The EBT Awards were a great showing of shade, sass and lumberjack outfits. Plus, a natural hair read. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreo...
Vital Information
26 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW. Kid Fury | Crissle...
None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown)
20 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more. Kid Fury ...
Dont Mess With Pamela James
12 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more! Kid Fury | Crissle &nb...
Crystal Tits
05 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....
Dial Up
29 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
For the first time ever, Kid Fury & Crissle take calls from a few of you listeners at home. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: pat...
Ass Hook
22 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Jaylongé is a union of beauty again...according to Beyoncé. Plus, Ciara gives birth to tomorrow, Rob Kardashian knows he’s fat and much more. Kid ...
Going Down (feat. Dustin Ross)
15 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
…never really did like elevators. [ Tickets: TheReadDetroit.com + TheReadLA.com ] Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/the...
Lemon Pepper Wings
08 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Monica Lewinksy, Willow Smith and lots of celebrity fuckboys. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread...
Banned for Life
30 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Carter concerts, bare breasts and racism. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...
Butt Fingers
24 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Flops fall back in love, Columbus Short is in a real life Scandal and Mama Dee discusses douche sales. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatre...
The Mang-o-Rita Experiment
17 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
There would be a description here, but we don’t remember what the hell was discussed so… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreo...
Leave Trick Daddy Alone
10 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Rappers with legal troubles, Rihanna’s bare booty picture day, Scandal predictions and much more! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon:...
Unleash The Draggin'
03 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Here at The Read, we promote equal opportunity dragging and this week the verbal gatherings are open and available for all. Kid Fury | Crissle T...
The Winner Is North
27 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
North West’s parents are on the cover of Vogue, but who cares about them? Plus, Nick Cannon doesn’t care about whiteface. Kid Fury | Crissle  ...
#Aubrihanna
20 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
It looks like Drake and Rihanna are the new light-skinned power couple in these streets. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is only allowed one phone call. Kid Fu...
In My Skin (feat. Shaun Ross)
13 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Boosie is free, Frank Ocean and Chipotle have beef (HA!) and Chris Brown is single again. Plus model/actor, Shaun Ross, joins the show to talk fashion...
Live One Year Anniversary Show
06 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
The Read celebrates its' first anniversary with a live show from New York City. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/theread...
G I R L Bye...
01 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Pharrell’s new album cover is causing some brown anger. Robin Thicke’s wife finally found some sense. Plus, one of the craziest letters yet. Kid F...
Angry & Optimistic
20 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Vampires, Lil Kim and other horrifying things. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisi...
Gay, Black & Unbothered
12 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
This week, TIP & Tiny are sharing their booty issues with Instagram. Plus, T-Pain puts homophobes on blast and Kid Fury ain’t thinking about fat...
Episode From Hell
06 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Ch... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread