The Read

Step Niece Daughter

04 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Step Niece Daughter Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Lilac Lemonade

28 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

100% Pure Stanning Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This Thing Called Life

22 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

RIP Prince. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Skirt On 22s

14 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently we can't shut up these days. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

Child of Destiny (feat. Kelly Rowland)

06 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Kelly. Damn. Rowland Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Shady Shenanigans

31 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Katt Williams, K. Michelle and Kehlani. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

Kattwarts: School of Pimpcraft & Niggatry

23 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Oh, who knows? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Another Thursday

17 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopthere...

Katt Scratch Fever

10 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopther...

Movie Business

03 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerc...

3rd Anniversary Live

25 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury u...

Adele and the Order of Key, Sis

18 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Grammys were a lie. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

BEYmergency: Formation

09 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

WHEW!!!! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Ugh!

03 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Attention whores everywhere. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kanye, Shut Your Black Ass Up

28 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

here. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

In Memory of Dionne Davenport

21 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Just stop talking. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Powerful Balls

14 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopth...

Future Support

07 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: sho...

Best Of 2015

31 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

A look back at the best moments of 2015 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

The Friend Zone and The Read Mash Up Part 2

24 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisisthe...

The Passion Fruit

17 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The sad story of Meek Mill's cold clear pee. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...

Curried Class

10 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/there...

Peace, Love and Shade

03 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Blue Ivy is booked. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Turkey & Greens (feat. Tykeia)

26 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Holiday shade with our sistren. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Da Hee

19 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Patti Pies are making folks slap their mamas harder than Holly Holm. Plus, a history lesson for you young hoes. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread...

Boonk & Hennessy (feat. Dormtainment)

12 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Cognac and conversation with Mike and Tay of Dormtainment. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.co...

No Shave, No Shade

05 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/th...

Flick of the Wrist

29 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Bad tattoos, old boobs and gay porn Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Anal Training Day

22 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Oprah, Drake, Beyoncé and butt play. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Name Game

15 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

The Read Seattle

08 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Read live show from Seattle Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read London

24 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Read travels to London for our first European show. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/I...

You've Got Mail

17 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.c...

A Picture Is Worth Twenty Quarters

10 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Sheree done lost her damn mind... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Billy Ray's Burden

04 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisi...

Serena & The Hotline Bling

27 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

louiepradagucci. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Difficult Dumbasses

20 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's a fuckboy frenzy. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Love & Verse-Top

13 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Reality stars are still doing too much. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

O_OFest

06 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Drake hops on an owl and soars into the shade heavens as our new Supreme. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch:...

Drunk for Drake

31 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Aubrey for the win. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Who Started From The Bottom?

23 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

A loud and bloody wig snatching hurricane. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...

With Great Likes Come Great Responsibilities

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Brown, Brandy and Kylie Jenner's TVOne wig. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @th...

Crouching Tyga

09 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Mess. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Wack Entertainment

02 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

I'm sorry and I forgive you. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

What's Your Excuse?

25 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Karruby Rose, Diddy's pimp hand and Khia's vocals. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...

Imitation of Life

16 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

I don't understand the question. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Because It Applies

11 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

No caption Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hazed

04 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Eggs, Caitlyn, Grits! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mess Side Story

27 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Brown is a lost cause. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

What A Lovely Day

21 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters." Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: sho...

Minor Wounds

14 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread...

Filler Me Softly

07 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....

Window Lives Don't Matter

30 Apr 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Ghetto BBQs, Bruce Jenner and Baltimore. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Lips Aren't Movin

23 Apr 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: ...

Coco Nuts

16 Apr 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Rihanna, Beyoncé and Madonna's new victim of the kissing curse. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopther...

Ain't Shit Day

08 Apr 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread...

#TIDALforSOMEOFYALL (feat. Dormtainment)

02 Apr 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their ...

Muppets Are People Too

26 Mar 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @th...

Fix It

19 Mar 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com...

The Snatching

12 Mar 2015

Contributed by Lukas

So many wigs to remove. So little time. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two

05 Mar 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years. Kid Fury | Crissle &nbs...

Get Like Rih

26 Feb 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.co...

Front Row Fuss

18 Feb 2015

Contributed by Lukas

North West keeps it fucking real. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Taste You Can See (feat. Estelle)

12 Feb 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Estelle drops by to discuss her new album, True Romance. Plus, Grammy talk and a horrific update. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: p...

100 Reads

05 Feb 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Assante and Dustin join us for our 100th episode! To celebrate, we dove into another mailbag of your business. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread....

1,000 Hours

29 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreo...

Smell & Taste

22 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Apologies in advance. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan)

15 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show! Buy R...

Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha

08 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more. Tickets to Houston Live Show http://bit.ly/13BVT32 Kid Fury | Crissl...

Best Of

01 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMe...

Read & Green

25 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays! Kid F...

Theta Beta Naw

18 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary. To fill out a short survey about The Read and win a fre...

Leave Drake Alone

11 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com...

Not My God

03 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Halle's baby hair, Jill Scott's cape and more. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisi...

Ghetto Gratitude

26 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerc...

Distrust Funds

20 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Pudding pops and poor choices… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Delivurt Us From Evil

13 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Nicki’s nazis and other N-words. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

U Tried It

06 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thi...

One Of Them Days

30 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

If you don’t get your ass off that damn piano... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...

On My Disney

23 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopthe...

The 40 Year Old Stoner

16 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high. To check out Bevel, visit GetBevel.com today. Use code THEREAD to get 20% o...

No Label (The Bizarro Episode)

09 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comP...

100 Racist Recipes

02 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks. Kid Fury | ...

Mrs. Birdman

25 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad. For your free trial of HuluPlus, got to huluplus.com/theread huluplus.com/th...

Switch (feat. Reagan Gomez)

18 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s...

Good Job

11 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Is French Montana’s story arc coming to an end? Will Katy Perry and Taylor Swift be on Worldstar? All this and more… Kid Fury | Crissle  This...

Bey Day

04 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com...

Stung

28 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.co...

The Green Experiment (feat. Dustin & Assante)

21 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

We don’t really remember. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Upheaval

14 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP. Kid Fur...

This Is..The Remix

07 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/the...

The Bird Squat

31 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com...

Wife Swap

24 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Naya Rivera loves a new man, Lebron loves cupcakes and Farrah Franklin loves to get 2 on. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.c...

On The Run

17 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

The Carters have collected our edges…again. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

I See London, I See France

10 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Karrueche is single again, Prince shades an R&B “diva" and Keyshia Cole is dumb. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon...

All Shade

03 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

The EBT Awards were a great showing of shade, sass and lumberjack outfits. Plus, a natural hair read. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreo...

Vital Information

26 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW. Kid Fury | Crissle...

None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown)

20 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more. Kid Fury ...

Dont Mess With Pamela James

12 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more! Kid Fury | Crissle &nb...

Crystal Tits

05 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....