Having spent 3 months alone in isolation in Clapham, Archie has decided that he needs to find himself a wife and hence has given himself the somewhat ridiculous challenge, of trying to secure a wife over the next 10 weeks. Therefore we're joined by; dating guru/influencer/model extraordinaire Sophie Milner to help guide Archie through the do's and don'ts of modern day dating in Clapham. We discuss; Hinge, mirror selfies, LinkedIn messaging, How to get girls to swipe right, best Clapham date spots, how best to deceive ladies on your profile, F*** boys, gym dates, how to find out if your possible future girlfriends family are rich in a tasteful manner, credit ratings, splitting the bill and a lot more. We also have a story sent in by one of our listeners who describes to us his worst ever first date and we try and see if we can learn from it and also find any positives in the mess. Our main guest on this podcast is the always; wonderful, outspoken, self titled ‘female Archie Curzon’ to discuss all assets covering AAA-BBB-CCC - and it seems Archie is taking Somewhat of a shining to her. We discuss - a shock public school revelation, puberty, spin the bottle, the interview process for the apprentice, Archie 's considerations to audition for the next series, date nights at No.32, arguments, fights and fallouts on the apprentice, Lottie’s bad press, her affair on the show with Lewis, breaking her contract with the BBC, weekends in the Algarve, the connection between golf and success in the city, a Jack Wills feud, dating celebrities, #netballgirlgate, a possible future double date, Kings Road brunches, Lottie’s cosmetic surgery plans, her ideal first date, being spontaneous, and much more. We also look forward to next week where we’re joined by rugby legend Paul Dorran Jones and we almost manage to get through a whole episode without a possible law suit from Jack Wills. ----- Join The Falcons and purchase your cap for pre-season now here - https://rexclub.wpengine.com/product/clapham-falcons/ We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness. Please check out the charity below and support generously https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-display/showROFundraiserPage?userUrl=TeamZoeB&isTeam=true. Stay Safe AAA BBB CCC Best Fred & Arch

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