If you’ve ever looked at your car and thought, “Yeah… this is a cry for help,” congratulations — this daily comedy show is speaking directly to you.Today on The Rizzuto Show, Rizz proudly flexes after finally washing his car, which immediately opens the floodgates to a full-blown investigation into everyone else’s rolling trash piles. Food wrappers, water bottles, road trip debris, mystery items lodged under pedals, and the undeniable truth that your car is absolutely a reflection of your mental state. Parents are excused. Mostly.Things escalate when the crew debates whether a disgustingly messy car is a defense mechanism, a personality trait, or just a sign that you’ve given up. Stories surface about legendary hoarder cars, former coworkers with vehicles that looked pre-robbed, and the unspoken rule that there should always be enough room to sit… at minimum.Then — chaos strikes.Rafe discovers a wiener drawn on his car window. Rizz swears on everything holy that it wasn’t him. Accusations fly. A potential Wiener Bandit is identified. The crew analyzes drawing styles, angles, left vs. right orientation, artistic intent, and whether there’s a deeper psychological meaning behind how one draws a windshield dong. This daily comedy show asks the questions science refuses to.As if that wasn’t enough, the show pivots hard into a full Super Bowl recap: Bad Bunny’s halftime show, dancing (and non-dancing) grass, surprise celebrity appearances, respectful horniness, missed opportunities for Metallica, and Rizz openly questioning why Bruno Mars was apparently uninvited. The crew breaks down the commercials, the anthem timing controversy, AI ads everywhere, crypto confusion, and why Andy Cohen briefly caused panic in living rooms across America.The episode wraps with celebrity news, tributes to fallen musicians, festival drama, birthdays, and a classic Rizz Show porno birthday to remind you that yes — this is still a daily comedy show and no one is safe.It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s oddly introspective. And much like your car, it probably needs to be cleaned… but you won’t.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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