The Roundtable of Gentlemen
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Episode 47: Muddlin' Midgets
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Midgets! They muddle our mojitos, they muddle our margaritas and they’ve especially muddled this episode of the Round Table. Tune in to hear stories...
Episode 46: Mushroom and Strawberry Ice Cream
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The Round Table, Ben recounts his adventures after eating a tub of strawberry ice cream sprinkled with magic mushrooms on Saturday ...
Episode 45: Mommy
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a special Mother’s Day edition of The Round Table! Tune in as Holden uses it as an excuse to be even creepier about his mother issues, plus w...
Episode 43-44: Family Easter
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a chill and relaxed episode of The Round Table on this, the most holy of days, Easter! Join us to hear tales of fast food horrors, why it pays ...
Episode 40-42: Strip Club Madness
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
So some dumb bastard decided to let Jackie loose in a male strip club on Saturday night. The results? Terrifying. In addition to that, we’ve got con...
Episode 39: The Best Open Mic in Bend, OR
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, we’ve got a suicide at an open mic! Join us as we explore the obvious hilarity of the situation. We’ve also got Kevin fresh back from F...
Episode 38: Icelandic Hee-Haw Nonsense
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Whaling! The greatest hunt of all comes to the Round Table this week as we welcome special guest Ragnar Egilsson to dispel every single preconception ...
Episode 37: Live at the Creek and the Cave!
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
That’s right, it’s our first ever live episode! Join us on stage (kinda) as Holden and Jackie finally realize how the weird and horrible things th...
Episode 36: The Dark and Hilarious Past of Ghandi
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Now, normally we wouldn’t give two shits about a new Gandhi biography. However, a newly released book has revealed many Round Table worthy facts. Mo...
Episode 35: The Retarded Basketball League
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the hottest new league in sports: The RBL! Tune in to hear the endearing story of Ben’s foster brother making it the state championship and t...
Episode 34: Dancing Skeletons
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
hey made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made it. Murderfist, of which three members of the Round Table are in the group, did a 12 hour sketch mar...
Episode 33: Even More Breast Milk
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly become one of our favorite subjects, breast milk! We’ve also got voodoo sex rituals, accidental ...
Episode 32: Cracker Day
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Boners and breasts! Butts and bullying! We’ve got it all on this episode of The Round Table. Tune this week as Jackie further cements her reputation...
Episode 31: Fight Fight Fight
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Fight Night here at The Round Table! Tune in to hear about the almost-fight we got into on Saturday, tales of men getting thrown through window...
Episode 30: Moobs
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Male breast reduction! It’s on the rise. Tip to all those potential steroid users out there: ya gotta work out, too. Otherwise, tits. In addition to...
Episode 28-29: Secret Bathroom
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters have returned to the Round Table. Join us this episode as Kevin fucks up, Ben reveals yet another ...
Episode 27: Everything Goes to Hell
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Especially us. Join us this episode as we discuss the Arizona assassinations, the astronomically high abortion rates in NYC, what each of us will do w...
Episode 26: Mailman Dave
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Round Table has a lot to be thankful for this year. While about half of us have had the worst year of our lives, the world has followed suit and g...
Episode 25: Cover Up the Lips Before You Put in the Tips
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve n...
Episode 24: Chow Time!
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway, join us this week as we discuss such diverse topics as Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin, foot fetishes, ...
Episode 23: Cowabunga!
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of ...
Episode 22: Four Loko's Last Hurrah
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, ...
Episode 21: The Lord's Haunting
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Exorcists! Apparently this country has seen a sharp rise in demand for their services and it’s possible that Ben and Holden might need one. Either t...
Episode 20: Hey Pussyneck
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Come join the Round Table on our 20th episode as we discuss in no particular order, virgin birth snakes, blackface, the election, and how running down...
Episode 19: The Great Grave-Robbing Bears of Russia
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: GRAVE ROBBING RUSSIAN BEARS. I can’t think of anything better or anything that’s more fun to say....
Episode 18: Number One Fan
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our the...
Episode 17: Miss Kentucky Latina
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isad...
Episode 16: Boys Will Be Boys
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben d...
Episode 15: Mama Kathleen
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did ...
Episode 14: The Thing That Should Not Be
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born ou...
Episode 13: Date Night
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The man above had a date with himself in a hot tub, the Chilean miners have mistresses and wives clashing above them, Iraqi celebrities have a date wi...
Episode 12: The Retarded Al Sharpton
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer.
Episode 11: Friday the 13th Belongs To Us
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
VAMPIRE BATS! Peru is apparently full of them and children are dying. Yes. We will make fun of this. And you will laugh. Remember the day this episode...
Episode 10: Kevin's Heritage
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and also most of Jamaica is super fucked up? Well you’re gonna know a hell of a lot about all of it...
Episode 9: What FAHB Means
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of The Round Table is upon us! Jackie loses her dignity once again, babies are being drowned during bapti...
Episode 8: Blood Has Been Spilt
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It’s fire and murder aplenty on this, the eighth episode of the Roundtable of Gentlemen! It’s summer and kids are killin’ their families, sons a...
Episode 7: Lookin' For Love
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for this, the seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen as Holden and Jackie regale us with stories from the wilds of OK Cupid. Besides ...
Episode 6: Inside Thoughts
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Besides what goes on in Kissel’s head, shit gets heated up even further between Holden and Isadora, Jackie’s got a nudist infestation, Kevin fanta...
Episode 5: The Telephone Is Bleeding
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the su...
Episode 4: Barnett Gets Fucked Up
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
He talked shit for two weeks and the day of reckoning has finally come for Mr. Kevin Barnett. Tune in to see if he holds to his claim that he can drin...
Episode 3: Stalin
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the Roundtable, Jackie Zebrowski, doesn’t think Hitler is such hot shit when he’s compared to the ol...
Episode 2: Ghost Herpes Attack
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Happens just as often as shark attacks. We will prove this fact and more on this, the second episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen. We’ve got our r...
Episode 1: It Begins
04 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Diaper fetishes, Nazis, meth sex, Jesus’ broken heart and more on this, the first gathering of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.