The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Episode 149: Covered In Snakes

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man's erectile implants go horribly wrong much to the chagrin of his family, a camel humps (ha!) a woman to death, and...

Episode 148: The Pimp Always Lives

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man in Texas is acquitted for killing a prostitute in the process of trying to retrieve services paid, a deer in Flori...

Episode 147: Mom's Ugly Lunch

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a disgusting new delicacy is discovered in the wilds of China, a 600 lb man is charged with felony food-snatching, and in a ...

Episode 146: BK Broiler

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: two old men settle their differences using feces and violence, a man in Bosnia saves himself from a bear attack by stranglin...

Episode 145: Not The Funnest Waterslide

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: an Australian boy is arrested while dragging a dead donkey with his truck, another Australian man is arrested for having sex...

Episode 144: Fat and Happy but Sad

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: one Florida man claims to be a monkey while another masturbates while playing with a toy helicopter, a West Virginia man is ...

Episode 143: Mother-Son Date Knight

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: police arrest a man for turning tricks in a Wal-Mart bathroom, a bear and a donkey get in to a scuffle in Wisconsin, and...

Episode 142: Officer Dick Bonesteel

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: an police officer with the best name we've heard in a while prevents a machete attack, officials in China cover a bridge in ...

Episode 141: Banjo Untied

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a goat in Africa is accused of armed robbery, an elephant in Mississippi gets caught in a drive-by shooting, and a train nar...

Episode 140: Ronnie Dykes

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 140th episode of the Round Table: bears in Russia are addicted to huffing jet fuel, a man is arrested for hunting a deer in a Walmart par...

Episode 139: Wisconsin Man Rappin'

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 139th episode of the Round Table: while one prostitute returns from the dead in Australia another gets aggressive with a gentleman's peni...

Episode 138: Seeing Leg Dog

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 138th episode of the Round Table: a snake uses his final act in life to burn down the house of the woman who killed him, a British soap o...

Episode 137: My Day Outfit

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 137th episode of the Round Table: a child eats a used condom at McDonald's, a couple is arrested for trying to fraud a donut shop by plac...

Episode 136: Catchphrase

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 136th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested in Dallas for biting a teenager's butt, a woman in Oklahoma is found to have a gun hi...

Episode 135: Waggy Waggy Tails

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 135th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested for stealing a blind cat, an Indonesian boy is drowned by his mother for having a sma...

Episode 134: Let Them Measure My Anus

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: A man kills his roommate over a corn dog, a woman is killed in a strip club parking lot by a monster truck, and Ed Larso...

Episode 133: Eleven Bucks Per Keet

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 133rd episode of the Round Table: a man is stabbed by his threesome partner for refusing to switch positions, the Michigan Batman is arre...

Episode 132: Swag to the Moon: New Jackets

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a man claiming to be Meatloaf almost kills a taxi driver, a woman in Brazil tries to murder her husband...

Episode 131: Sneezy the Squirrel

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, a special live episode of the Round Table: an old man is tased after a policeman mistakes his can for a samurai sword, a vicar gets a potato ...

Episode 130: Jackie's Show

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 130th episode of the Round Table: a Japanese man bites his so-called possessed by a snake son to death, a naked Florida man breaks into a...

Episode 129: The Hindenburg of Women

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a 400 lb woman falls through the sidewalk in Manhattan, a woman smothers her boyfriend to death with he...

Episode 128: Bread!

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a man is still on the loose after raping a miniature horse multiple times, a crafty cat is caught sneak...

Episode 127: Beee Dah Doh Doop! Beee Dah Doh Doop!

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 127th episode of the Round Table: a heroic chicken named Cluck Cluck saves a family from a fire, a woman is charged with insurance fraud ...

Episode 126: Show Ya Bush

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 126th episode of the Round Table: a man is charged with carving a pentagram onto his 6 year old son's back, singer Trey Songz is arrested...

Episode 125: Everybody Hug Preggie Dog

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 125th episode of the Round Table: a man dupes his wife into trying meth in a bid to make her see why he likes it so much, a monkey traine...

Episode 124: Belisimo

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man with a low opinion of the elderly attacks an old man in a Burger King bathroom, a small MP's office in Britain has...

Episode 123: Poo Poo Choo Choo Live!

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, a special live version of the Round Table: a disbarred lawyer is arrested for penis graffiti, a woman threatens to cut the throats of two men...

Episode 122: The Look of a Man Who Did His Best

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 122nd episode of the Round Table: a notorious cross-dresser is charged with killing and dismembering his wife, a man is unjustly imprison...

Episode 121: Apples To Apples

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 121st episode of the Round Table: porch news continues as a man's corpse is mistaken for a leftover Halloween decoration, two teachers ar...

Episode 120: I'm on the Devil's Edge

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 120th episode of the Round Table: a gynecologist in Germany is charged with holding hundreds of illegal weapons and photos of his patient...

Episode 119: The Flayed Man

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 119th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Down's Syndrome is saved by his puppies, a little girl is shot after being mistaken for a sk...

Episode 118: I Get High in the Machine

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 118th episode of the Round Table: a woman narrowly escapes injury from piece of chicken falling from the sky, two men decapitate a game f...

Episode 117: We Don't Care About Your Death

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 117th episode of the Round Table: a Chinese restaurant is caught serving roadkill to its patrons, a 425 lb man is easily caught trying to...

Episode 116: Mule Days

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 116th episode of the Round Table: a KKK chapter in North Carolina is barred from marching in the Mule Days Parade, a man shoots his neigh...

Episode 115: These Are The Good Times

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 115th episode of the Round Table: a woman discovers her dead husband is actually her father, a pygmy goat is raped, a miniature donkey is...

Episode 114: Monkey County, FL

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 114th episode of the Round Table: a Saddam Husein lookalike is kidnapped and is almost forced to star in a porno film about the former di...

Episode 113: Glue 'Em To 'Em

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 113th episode of the Round Table: a man in China sues his wife for being ugly after his daughter is born an uggo, Vladimir Putin takes to...

Episode 112: Nature's Goalie

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 112th episode of the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating the right way to shoot oneself in the head, a new form o...

Episode 111: Pelican

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 110th episode of the Round Table: a woman cooks and eats her children confusing them for pigs while hallucinating, a woman goes on a two ...

Episode 110: Three Quarters and a Human Knuckle

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a man is arrested for masturbating with his front door wide open, a woman has her tampon forcibly removed by police officers...

Episode 109: Wanna See Something Weird?

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a couple on bath salts holds a man of God and his wife hostage, a good fifteen minutes of the show is dedicated to pig s...

Episode 108: Giving Back To The Community

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 108th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Tourette's is beaten up for his involuntary Nazi salutes, a Christian puppeteer is arrested ...

Episode 107: Razor Burn

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a man kills his girlfriend's pomeranian and beats her with it, a Florida teenager runs into a wall on his skateboard and bla...

Episode 106: Sushi Rumukai

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a serial hugger is being sought after in Missouri, a woman is attacked by a pack of raccoons, a man cuts off his surroga...

Episode 105: Half-Hacked Off

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a small boy is crushed by a tombstone while pretending to be a leprechaun, a Canadian man with split personalities dismember...

Episode 104: Goodbye Bologna

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man gets mauled by a chimp named Cozy, Russian Roulette takes the life of a Florida teenager, and a Swedish doctor cut...

Episode 103: DB's Golden Banana Live!

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this special live two year anniversary Round Table: Leprechauns are assaulting bar patrons in Seattle, a mother makes a sex tape with her 16 year o...

Episode 102: Arrest That Bear

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: British kids are idiots, a man is arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public for the fourth time, and a smelly ...

Episode 101: Bobby Pets

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 101st episode of Round Table: a study proves penguins to be rapacious necrophiliacs, a woman accidentally doses her child's lunch with PC...

Episode 100: The Best Fans in the World

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the 100th episode of the Round Table: a Satanist kills his girlfriend's little brother, a swarm of venomous spiders swarms a small town in In...

Episode 99: Pizza the Hut

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: the string of cannibalistic attacks across America continues with a brain eater in Jersey, a 340 lb woman pepper sprays ...

Episode 98: Commodore York

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a Wisconsin man protests an unjust all-you-can-eat policy, a grandmother shoots her grandson to death, and Marcus recoun...

Episode 97: The British Potato Council

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a man with the most hilarious name and occupation ever films a man having sex with a pony (and more), a doctor in Australia ...

Episode 96: It's All Boots To Her

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: Hitler's medical records have been released revealing a coke habit and "uncontrollable flatulence", a college student is left in...

Episode 95: Moo-Moo Goes The Choo-Choo

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on a particularly disgusting Round Table: a trio in Brazil kills women and feeds the meat to neighbors, the gang shares some audition horror sto...

Episode 93-94: Look At This Lucky Guy

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a mother pepper sprays her baby in the face, Mike Recine shows us a terrible thing and tells us what dogs in a bathtub is, a...

Episode 92: The Black Circle of the Square

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table: teenage exorcists take over Arizona, Kevin's dreams of dragons lead to racism on all fronts, and a gay priest screws up and br...

Episode 91: Chantily's Krisket Smurgerton

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table, Ben and Kevin admit to listening to Holden have sex with his girlfriend multiple times, a party in Texas turns into a deadly m...

Episode 90: No Pants Paloma

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table, a man is ripped in half during a fight on the train tracks, a boy let's loose his feelings on the Cub Scouts, and a prom ends ...

Episode 89: Best Friends In Heaven

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table, a man is killed by beans, a woman is killed by a chainsaw, Germany's most famous bunny is killed by a cameraman, and the Dicta...

Episode 88: I'm Just So Big

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Round Table brings you the saga of the five wives of Bin Laden, amusing suicide notes, and a heated discussion concerning which cartoon charac...

Episode 87: Nothing But Trouble

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table, Milwaukee is in an uproar over a Jeffrey Dahmer Groupon special, a nursing home fire reveals a secret, and a man murders his w...

Episode 86: Goatlings

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this particularly contentious Round Table, we explore the distinct accents of goats, why people should be allowed to raise, kill, and eat cats, and...

Episode 85: Radio Flyer

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Round Table, a man is caught masturbating outside of a women's prison, white supremacists and black people are working together for the...

Episode 84: River Mud

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table, the subjects of prison, river mud, and why everyone should get tased on their birthday are discussed at length. Featuring Mi...

Episode 83: The Columbian Conundrum

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table, two gay Columbian priests commit suicide by hitman, racoons are infesting schools in Florida, and a meth-fueled Icelandic hors...

Episode 82: The Japanese of the Animal Kingdom

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table: a man blames his wife beating on a ghost, a professional wrestler goes on an AIDS spree, and Germans. Dear Lord the Germans. P...

Episode 81: A Native American Wedding

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table: a man tries to poison his wife with Goof Off, Hitler's Polish bunker is up for grabs, and the first ever convening of the Roun...

Episode 79-80: Nine and a Half Inches

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Hoo boy! On this, the eightieth episode of the Round Table, comedian Michael Shawki joins us in the studio to tell a tale so amazing, it damn near ren...

Episode 78: One Big Drunken Mess

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

So you know how when you listen to the Round Table and everyone's drunkenness gets more and more obvious as the show goes on? Well! Tune in for this w...

Episode 77: Sexzema

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this, the first of two(!) Round Table's this week, the gang discusses such pressing topics as urn thievery, a new serial killer in Orange County, a...

Episode 76: Happy New Year!

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The New Year starts off with a bang here on Cave Comedy Radio with the 77th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen, wherein we discuss a mass Santa m...

Episode 75: Christmas Christmas Elevator Death

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Look, we know they were probably perfectly nice people. But damn, when there's two elevator deaths in one week, and when they're as absolutely bizarre...

Episode 74: The Whole Banana

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Piranha suicides, Nazis, Russians; it's like the world made the week for us! Plus, we've got comedian Molly Knefel, Sara Benincasa from our very own S...

Episode 73: Mr. Brazier's Lace

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Round Table: throats are occupied, our most innapropriate and longest laugh record is broken, and the Lightning Round makes it's return...

Episode 72: Fried

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Round Table, the boys and Jackie discuss the many, many times they've almost blown up the restaurants they've worked in through fryer a...

Episode 71: Butt You

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to inject some chaos into Occupy Wall Street. The man to do it? Our very own Ed Larson! Tune in to hear Eddie's adventures at OWS this week,...

Episode 70: Otis Spunkmeyer Presents - Loose Teeth

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Worst porno we could possibly imagine. Today on the Round Table, 83 year old men are prostituting themselves, Russians are robbing the graves of young...

Episode 69: Jugglin' Juggalos

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

What the hell is this country coming to? Apparently, juggalos are now a gang threat. Jesus Christ. Anyway, on today's Round Table, we've got the afore...

Episode 68: The Disease Factor

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Alchemy sure ain't what it used to be. Tune in to find out why and how it relates to a string of Chicago car robberies, plus frozen armadillo assault!...

Episode 67: Oh, I'm Sorry!

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Round Table, we've got three wonderful NYC teachers (a Satanist, a self-styled ladies man, and an overzealous hugger), people rippin' e...

Episode 66: Cave Comedy Radio Live October!

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's bear time at The Creek and The Cave! Join us for this live episode as we discuss the merits of bear murder, why the internet is ruining China, an...

Episode 65: Murder in the Wind

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Death! It comes to us all. But today on the Round Table, we're obsessed with it. Misquoted rap lyrics, misguided confessions, our last words, and a ho...

Episode 64: Wink It!

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table, the boys get to talk about a real-life Weekend At Bernie's with strippers, more donkey news and eatin' balls, plus in th...

Episode 63: Actually Kind of a Serious Day

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for this edition of The Round Table as we discuss hot beef fat injections, meat babies and drunken elks, plus it's time for the return of the ...

Episode 62: When a Tranny Offers You a Plate of Blow...

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

What would you do? Tune in to hear just how the Round Table would handle (and did handle) the situation, plus a kid gets shot in the stomach with a cr...

Episode 61: Popsicle Stick

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Tune in this week to hear Jackie's disgusting new green goop use for them, plus from the news: hot sauce punishment, a Marine throws his son overboard...

Episode 60: You My Nazi

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Titty Hitler, stupid, stupid Neo-Nazis shaving and branding Navajos, disabled decapitations; we've got it all on this episode of the Round Table of Ge...

Episode 59: Turtles Can't Live On Cheese Alone

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a principal who was stabbed to death in Tennessee by a student three days after the fall semester bega...

Episode 58: Do Horses Sweat?

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

But donkeys do! Tune in to hear us discuss donkey racing, what happens when a meth head gets horny around a cat, and just what teaching math in Philad...

Episode 57: A Necessary Evil

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

A butt slasher is on the loose in Virginia! Does he do it horizontally? Vertically? Either way, the Round Table has plenty of tips and tricks for this...

Episode 56: Semen and It's Many Uses

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Sperm talk! Tune in this week to hear plenty of it, including a semen-sniffing hound in Switzerland and a man who spread his defective seed around doz...

Episode 55: The Standing Ovation

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Clap! It's the enemy to the promiscuous all over the world. But thanks to Japan, a new extra-resistant strain has been discovered, right in time f...

Episode 54: Urban Legends

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Homemade electric chairs! Third rail urine! More butt talk! Two of us damn near died! Tune in to hear us discuss all of this and more including the gr...

Episode 53: Black Talk

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Who wants to hear a super drunk, racially charged Round Table! You do, that's who. You can also tune in this episode to hear us talk about a would-be ...

Episode 52: The Episode That Dare Not Speak It's Name

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We’re all gettin’ gay married today on the Round Table! Tune in to hear us talk about the biggest story of the week plus our trademark small fries...

Episode 51: The Hangman's Dilemma

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

India’s looking for a hangman and Ben is volunteering! We’re all in agreement that he’s the best for the job. In addition to that, we’ve got n...

Episode 50: Live at the Cave Comedy Radio Launch Party!

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We made it! On this, the 50th episode of the Round Table, we discuss the best dad ever, the best pervert ever, and the weirdest things the members of ...

Episode 49: Pig Bullets and Eatin' Butts at the Racist Barbeque

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Christ, Kevin’s got some balls. Tune in to hear about him going to a racist barbeque while wearing a black power pick in his hair, plus lunatics are...

Episode 48: Two and a Half Bomb Threats

04 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode, a disgruntled Bronx TV viewer decides to take matters into his own hands, Ben’s love affair with diet pills continues, and Holden f...