The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Episode 249: The Roast of Kevin Barnett

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the annual Round Table Roast as this year we honor everyone's favorite bird enthusiast, Kevin Barnett. Included this year on the dais is...

Episode 248: Mauschwitz

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: CNN confused by dildo flag, handsome gorillas, a man joins ISIS over cat, Iowa grants gun permits to the blind and man regre...

Episode 247: Gooshy Skwooshy

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a prostitute named Throatzilla exposes a Dallas Cowboy on Twitter, a Florida woman is busted for having sex with a pit bull ...

Episode 246: Philadelphia Fever

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a man in Brooklyn is almost arrested for legally grilling a guinnea pig in a Brooklyn park, 1100 piglets die in a tragic acciden...

Episode 245: War Goat

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a famous Canadian World War I goat is being immortalized in film, a sock fetishist is caught in a bizarre sting operation, and a...

Holden Talks For Thirty Minutes

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this Round Table special: Holden talks for thirty minutes.

Episode 244: Drain Dropped

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's a real milk heavy episode of Round Table this week as a woman tricks her roommates into drinking her foot shavings in their milk and a man throws...

Episode 243: Man in the Tuna

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a new drug called Flakka sweeps the nation and a Bumblebee Tuna gets cooked along with 12,000 pounds of the fish he most likely ...

Episode 242: Like a Lump on a Log

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: China is looking to ban funeral strippers, a boy is checked for a bevy of STDs after blowing on a used condom, and a pedophi...

Episode 241: Round Table 4/20 P-Funk Special

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Round Table spark dat shit 4/20 special as Ed and Marcus interview keyboardist Danny Bedrosian of Parliament Funkadelic about what makes funk, ...

Episode 240: Ghost Rider

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: piss jugs foul up the side of a Canadian highway, a study reveals that men are more likely to travel back into time to kill Hitl...

Episode 239: Radio Pig

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a pig causes a stir at a local Burger King, an Argentinian man dies while having sex with a scarecrow, and a New Hampshire t...

Episode 238: Lord Humongulous

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a bank robber eats his own feces while testifying at his own trial, a San Francisco prison is accused of running a fight club, a...

Episode 237: Turdy Point Buck

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: America loses the name Gary, a falconer loses his falcon to a duck enthusiast, and a Florida man loses his iguana business t...

Episode 236: Walking On Broken Glass

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: another serial pooper shows up in Akron, a bride dumps a groom at the altar for being unable to do simple arithmetic, and a 75 y...

Episode 235: The Snow Outside Is Fatter Than The Bride

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a man named Teitz goes by the name of Gooch and steals his date's car, a Saudi Arabian man divorces his wife for loving a camel ...

Episode 234: Box Him Up

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a man taking Risperdal wins a lawsuit after growing 34DD breasts, two blind alcoholic Russian bears are saved by Brigitte Bardot...

Episode 233: I'm Lovin' It Part Two

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a man with a menagerie of dangerous animals dies after choking to death on a sex toy, a couple of Circle K employees trash t...

Episode 232: Frodo Luther King Jr.

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a crocodile in Bangladesh dies from overeating as worshipers feed him too many chickens, a woman in Arizona is arrested for hoar...

Episode 231: Bloody Mary Boy

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: an Owl in Portland is stealing hats from joggers, two men in Egypt beat monkeys for their bananas, and a mortician in Ghana ...

Episode 230: Slimer Goes to Sunday School

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this special live Round Tabler of the Year edition of the Round Table: a Montana woman gets caught up in an elaborate monkey scam, a woman falls to...

Episode 229: Spookers!

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a woman is furious after a picture of her wetting herself is used to advertise a haunted house, the Cannibal Cop is looking ...

Episode 228: Fratartacism

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a blind man dies after burning himself up with a microwaved towel, an English man is arrested for sexing up a mailbox, and a...

Episode 227: Taken 4 - Granted

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a Danish teacher threatens to cut off the penises of two small boys for forgetting Santa hats, a woman in China actually cut...

Episode 226: In Them Guts

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: six drunk elephants in India are electrocuted to death, a couple in Florida get trapped in an unlocked closet for two days, ...

Episode 225: Goon Biscuit

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a Bible thumper encouraged to jump off a ledge goes through with it, an NFL player takes no mercy on sick children during a ...

Episode 224: Top Clams

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a Furry convention is attacked by chlorine gas, a monkey is on the loose in Florida, and a man assaults his wife with a McCh...

Episode 223: Ball Crazy

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: an Australian with dementia steals a hearse with a body inside, an unruly service pig gets kicked off a plane, and a police ...

Episode 222: A Big To-Do

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a boy in Russia develops magnetic powers after being shocked by a faulty lamp post, a man in Boston causes naked mayhem at L...

Episode 221: Shaving Hands

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a group of Juggalos in Buffalo pitch in to help out their community, a man on fire wanders into a Taco Bell and asks for a g...

Episode 220: A 12 Year Mulrennan

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a falcon enthusiast is barred from seeing a falcon exhibit on the grounds that he might be a pedophile, an Irish woman is de...

Episode: 219 Pus Nugs

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: two men are arrested in two separate incidents involving sex with dogs, two clowns are arrested for assaulting haunted house...

Episode 218: Honk for Zoo

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a boy in Florida is arrested for ejaculating onto a stuffed horse in a Walmart, an American expat in Mexico is killed by his...

Episode 217: Butts n' Guts

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a woman in Spain gets pregnant by a dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party, a rapper in Phoenix tries to take a dump on st...

Episode 216: The Trial of the Mystery Pooper

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: the saga of the Mystery Pooper comes to a definitive end, live from the Creek and the Cave during the 1st Annual Cave Co...

Episode 215: Slap Dog Tuesday

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a man in New Hampshire lights a fire and chases his neighbor with a chainsaw, two amorous donkeys in Poland are reunited followi...

Episode 214: The 11th Day Feast for the Monkey's Soul

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a Make-a-Wish recipient dies fulfilling his wish, a man in England dresses in a gimp suit for charity, and an entire village in ...

Episode: 213 Oh, You're Here To Arrest Me

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a California man kills his girlfriend's dog and feeds it to her, a woman is arrested for pointing a gun at a young clarineti...

Episode 212: Tiny Me

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a bull escapes a slaughterhouse in Germany and gores a jogger, two apes at the St. Louis zoo are causing a flutter of love w...

Episode 211: The Skies of Etherea

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a horse pulling a coffin dies in the middle of the funeral procession, a crew member dies by cop while filming an episode of Cop...

Episode 210: Theodore Rex

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: an argument over watermelons causes a shooting spree in Russia, a man shows his penis in court to prove he's too tiny to han...

Episode: 209 The No Boys

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a Saudi man is killed by a donkey after trying to have sex with it, a pet-eating python gets caught in Florida, and a woman ...

Episode 208: Hey Succotash

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a couple of Juggalos burn off a man's arm in an attempt to remove an ICP tattoo they felt he didn't deserve, an elderly vete...

Episode 207: Lick It in the Bowl, Eat It in the Dish

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: efforts to rescue a Canadian cat with a bird feeder stuck on its head are being thwarted by a vindictive local man, a man di...

Episode 206: Everyone is a Suspect

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: we've got one hell of a mystery on our hands this week. Someone took a dump in Holden and Ben's shower. Who was it?! Join th...

Episode 205: Tea and Crimpets

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a pig on the loose is terrorizing a small town in Maine, a woman shoots herself in the face with a shotgun to prove a point,...

Episode 204: Holiday

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating how to beat the game of Russian Roulette, a highly intoxicated Georgian charg...

Episode 203: Funny Mummy Room

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a woman sprays a child in the face with poisonous weed killer, a drunk man takes a harrowing ride on a tractor, and a bear f...

Episode 202: Chicken Rocks

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a woman is sentenced to life in prison for valuing the life of baby ducks over that of a motorcyclist, a 98 year old woman s...

Episode 201: Maggot Brain

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: two men in Minnesota have a chainsaw fight, a woman in England has a harrowing story to tell concerning maggots, and a 61 ye...

Episode 200: Happy Birthday Bone Toilet

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: half a family drowns in a cesspool in China trying to retrieve a lost cell phone, a man drives across the country with his d...

Episode 199: The Roast of Marcus Parks

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: on this very special live episode, the Round Table roasts producer and local bad-toothed psychopath, Marcus Parks. Featuring...

Episode 198: Do-Badders

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a cat that looks like Hitler got beat up for looking like Hitler, a wave of penis disappearances take Burkina Faso by storm,...

Episode 196: Jailbird Sex Act on Church Lawn

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a dog with huge nipples is stolen, the mystery pooper of Ypsilanti, MI is caught, and a Japanese taxi driver gets off on pas...

Episode 197: Orgy at the Burn Ward

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a man wrapped up like a burrito behind a Taco Bell gets arrested for meth possession, the son of Lobster Boy speaks out for ...

Episode 195: Meat in the Middle

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a man goes to jail for a year for pouring hot sauce on a puppy, another man goes on a kissing spree in a drug store, and a B...

Episode 194: Scoop Heads

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a teacher gets fired after giving a student a lap dance in class, an Oregon power plant is under fire for using aborted fetu...

Episode 193: Ham Flower

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a squirrel causes havoc in a Dollar Store and ends up full of bullets, a man breaks into a church with a prostitute and stea...

Episode 192: Pinch a Lip

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: an African Grey tries to commit suicide after being locked in a garage for three years, a student in Ireland has a heart att...

Episode 191: Weird and Deliberate

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a mystery pooper is terrorizing a town in Michigan, police are searching for the notorious "granny spinner" in Romania, and ...

Episode 190: Gummi Worms

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a German porn star is kicked out of the Nazi party for participating in an interracial scene, a man opens up a dead porcupin...

Episode 189: Pudgy Don't Care

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a man assaults his wife after a rousing rendition of "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead", an emu causes a ruckus, and a bus driver is...

Episode 188: Bird Luger

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a triple amputee security guard almost dies in the line of duty, a man tries to trade a boat trailer for sex, and a cat hold...

Episode 187: Farty Goes to Washington

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a family trips balls from eating LSD-tainted meat, a Florida man is busted for having sex with his pit bull in his front yar...

Episode 186: Lobocop

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: Japan unveils a new Robocop to stop subway gropers, another parrot turns stool pigeon (this time for murder), and a woman us...

Episode 185: Dirty Uncle Show

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a pet parrot rats on his owner for drunk driving, a woman uses hypnotherapy in a bid to make her as dumb as Barbie, and an a...

Episode 184: Tree Gack

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a man in India with a tail is worshiped as a monkey god, a man in Vietnam almost dies from a squash in the anus, and a woman...

Episode 182: Don’t Call It An Organ

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a man carrying a AK-47 in a banana costume advertising on behalf of a local gun store is arrested, inbred giraffe parts were...

Episode 181: Ping Pong Mother Bush

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: an opera singer is suing a hospital after a botched surgery saddles her with uncontrollable flatulence, two birds set free b...

Episode 180: Pecanyo

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a clown accidentally sets fire to a dove during a children's birthday in Peru, a grackle gets stuck in a Texas Wal Mart, and...

Episode 179: Sir Geo Geo

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a man kills his father-in-law with an atomic wedgie, a pimp sues Nike for not putting warning labels on their shoes, and Cor...

Episode 178: Street Snakin'

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a Kuwaiti woman divorces her husband over his pea-eating habits, a grandfather in San Diego abandons his 2 year old grandson...

Episode 177: Beaverton, OR

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This wwek on the Round Table: an Oregon man fights off twelve cops while masturbating, an overweight virgin almost kills his girlfriend during his fir...

Episode 176: Top Five Club

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a routine exercise for a fire department ends in a jet fuel accident, a law banning incorrigible rogues is stricken from the...

Episode 175: Mr. Funnytongue

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a woman in Virginia is almost killed by a flying deer, a man in Kenya is forced to face his goat victim in court, and a man ...

Episode 174: Bitch Disease, or I'm Glad Nobody Said That

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a wedding dance goes horribly awry when a guest accidentally fires off an AK-47 into the crowd, a woman in New Mexico su...

Episode 173: Braulio Refugio Live

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this live episode of the Round Table: a suspected bomb turns out to be a burrito, a prostitute is arrested after she tries to take her child to wor...

Episode 172: The Beer Pong Rapist

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a rapist who targeted frat boys at beer pong tournaments is arrested, a raccoon gets his head stuck in a jar, and a boy ...

Episode 171: You Must Always Remember That

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a man accidentally shoots his friend during a Sasquatch hunt, a teenager is arrested for shouting Bingo in a Bingo hall, and...

Episode 170: Ways of the Heart

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a South African teacher is fired after taking three of his students for penis piercings, a Polish woman is arrested on a...

Episode 169: Call Me By My Clown Name

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: Mexico's clowns come out against the assassin that shot a top drug lord, a man converts his fortune to gold and throws it aw...

Episode 168: Birds for Kevin

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man tries to escape a cop by throwing a parrot in his direction, a Chinese bride screams rape after accidentally sleep...

Episode 167: Cowboy Hitler

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a man fakes his own kidnapping so he can go out drinking with his buddies, a lunch lady pays two kids to beat up a third, an...

Episode 166: Round Table Special - KUFF Bonkers Radio Hour

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Holden McNeely and Marcus Parks of the Round Table are proud to present the first installment of Bonkers Radio Hour, an exploration into the strangest...

Episode 165: Muthu

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man rapes an injured cow on a railway track, a husband shoots his wife dead following a Family Feud audition, and a ho...

Episode 164: Boy Meets Meat

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man attacks his stepdad with a sword over a missing can of shrimp, deadly hornets are attacking the nation of China, a...

Episode 163: Shamboiling

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a mentally challenged man has his brand new copy of GTA V stolen, a man with no teeth attempts to bite off another man's...

Episode 162: Gulag High

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a furry is arrested for having sex with a cat on multiple occasions, a drunken pig picks a fight with a cow, and a Nigerian ...

Episode 161: Operation Hot Tub Dookie

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man shoots a monkey handler after said handler refuses said man to give said monkey drink wine, a man in England is bu...

Episode 160: Bonkers Radio 99.5

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man desecrates a well-loved tradition in Canada by swallowing a forty year old toe, a goat refuses to leave a roof, an...

Episode 159: Horse Fist Man

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a man in China convinces a woman to let him exorcise her vagina demons, two men in separate incidents assault women with...

Episode 158: All of the Buttocks

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a study finds Budweiser sends more people to the ER than any other alcoholic beverage, a boy in Africa gets his buttocks...

Episode 157: Let's Pueblo That Muchacha

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a testicle gobbling cousin of the piranha is terrorizing Scandinavia, a routine monkey walk ends in murder, and Pedophile Co...

Episode 156: Johnstown

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a man loses his life savings in a carnival game called Tubs of Fun, two miniature horses are stung to death by a swarm of be...

Episode 155: Tocheloshe

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a couple of pranksters sends a group of Christian campers to the hospital with a potent fart spray, a hairy sex dwarf terror...

Episode 154: I'm Rubber You're Glued

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: a man is charged with felony theft after drinking the 52 bottles of Prohibition-era whiskey he was asked to protect, a 4 yea...

Episode 153: Sno Kone Joe

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: a Brazilian man is killed by a falling cow, an ice cream truck driver is charged with a DWI in the midst of a war with a...

Episode 152:` Gay Karate Man

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Round Table: Seattle police want to talk to a man who left a pig wearing sweatpants in an unventilated car, a woman douses her fellow...

Episode 151: Easter Pills

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a rare bird dies in front of dozens of Englishmen, a stripper has a miscarriage while twerking onstage, and a man in Wiscons...

Episode 150: Nibbins the Painted Cat

05 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: mystery poo-poo falls from the sky in Canada, a man with a magic flute and a van full of birds is arrested after attacking s...