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The SCP Experience

You Never Get Off the Bus | SCP-342

25 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What mysterious event leads Simon to board the 17A bus?

6.292 - 26.376 Simon Barker

A chill ran down Simon Barker's spine as he settled into his seat on the 17A bus to who knew where. He wasn't in the habit of boarding buses with no destination. But today, he needed something different. He needed spontaneity. And it was because he wanted to, not because his girlfriend broke up with him for being too boring.

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26.609 - 49.022 Simon Barker

It felt like fate when the wind blew a ticket in his face during his morning walk. As he gripped the paper, a strange tug pulled him, and with a mere glance to check its validity, he veered away from his usual path, heading to the bus station. The ticket looked to be for a train at first glance, but when he checked it before boarding, it transformed into a generic bus pass.

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Simon felt good, if not a little unsettled. He didn't typically take the bus, preferring to walk or cycle everywhere he needed to go. He wasn't all too fond of people, and he did his best to avoid them. He lived a quiet, unassuming life, and he liked it that way. But today would be different. He took a deep breath and coughed from the cigarette smoke emanating from the man in front of him.

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Across the aisle, a woman opened her lunch bag and pulled out a tuna sandwich, the fishy smell overtaking the smoke. Simon ground his teeth together, but didn't say anything. He turned instead to the window where the city bustled by. They passed restaurants with black and white striped awnings, bakeries with pastel lettering on the windows, and crisp, clean-looking jewelry stores.

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Outside, the sun shone, and all manner of people were out and about, An old lady struggled with her walker on the cracked sidewalk. Men and women passed her by, taking no notice. A young girl skipped ahead of her mother, who was uselessly calling her back.

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A young couple strolled by hand in hand, and while the girl turned to look in the jewelry store window, the man took his fill of the curvy woman walking by. Simon shook his head and faced forward again. The seat in front of him was empty now, but he couldn't remember seeing the man leave. In fact, the bus hadn't stopped, yet the man was nowhere to be seen. Simon frowned.

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Maybe he simply hadn't been paying attention. The bus slowed to a stop and two teenage boys got on, sitting directly behind Simon, both in baggy jeans and loose sweatshirts with the hoods pulled up. Simon glanced at them with distaste, but they were too preoccupied with their phones to notice. Unfortunately, the tuna sandwich woman continued to happily chomp on her lunch.

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Simon grimaced and turned away just as the bus pulled back into the street. But what he saw on the sidewalk had him turning back to the tuna woman. His head swiveled back and forth between the woman across from him and the remarkably similar looking woman heading down the street, also eating a sandwich. They both had dark hair and wore pale green coats with the same big black bag.

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Even their shoes were the same. The one on the bus raised her eyebrows when she caught him staring, and he sank back into his seat with a sigh. Maybe there was a good reason he didn't take the bus. It seemed to mess with his mind. Simon suddenly felt stupid, thinking a bus ride would change his life. So what if he was predictable? So what if his family called him Stable Simon?

Chapter 2: How does Simon's perception of the bus passengers change during the ride?

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Simon needed fresh air and the open sky to reassure himself that he wasn't crazy. As soon as the bus slowed down again, he hurled himself down the aisle and towards the door. But he'd apparently chosen a popular stop as a rush of people barged up the stairs before he could get out. Excuse me, he said politely to the first man, a young father with a baby strapped to his chest.

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The man ignored him and he was forced to shuffle into a seat to let him pass. Excuse me, I'm trying to get off, he said louder this time. But either nobody heard or nobody cared. People continued streaming past him until the bus began moving again. He muttered, sinking into another seat.

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350.05 - 351.512 Unknown

What's that, Sonny?

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Simon startled at a voice behind him. He could have sworn that seat was empty, but he turned to find a hunched old man in a black coat facing the window. The way he said Sonny reminded Simon of his grandfather, a man very much like himself in both looks and personality. He'd been gone for over ten years now, but Simon still missed him. Maybe that's why he replied, rather than ignoring the man.

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I just can't believe how rude people are these days," he explained. I thought it was common courtesy to let people off the bus before getting on. Right you are, sonny, came the man's gruff reply. Simon did a double take. The man sounded exactly like his grandfather. And when he looked at him, Simon nearly fell out of his seat. It was his grandfather. It couldn't be, yet it was.

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He had the same hair and eye color, the same slightly tilted nose, one ear bigger than the other, and even a mole on his wrinkled chin. "'What are you looking at?' Simon blushed and looked away." Sorry, you just remind me a lot of my grandfather. The man grunted and Simon glanced at him again. This time he recoiled, falling into the aisle. The man's flesh suddenly peeled from his face.

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His eyes drooped almost out of their sockets. And when he smiled, his teeth were black and rotten. It was like looking at the rotting corpse of his grandfather rather than the man he remembered.

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You okay, honey?

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A large black woman helped him up, her eyes roving over him with concern. I thought I saw... He gestured to the seat, but there was no one there. You don't look so good. Maybe you should go see a doctor. If I ever get off this damn bus, he whispered. She pulled back in surprise, and he resisted the urge to apologize. What the hell was wrong with him? Maybe he should see a doctor.

Chapter 3: What shocking incident occurs when Simon attempts to exit the bus?

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But the next thing he knew, Simon slit the knife across her throat, spilling hot, fresh blood all over his arms. He stumbled back in shock, falling halfway down the stairs. When he looked up, the driver had returned to normal, but her head was awkwardly tilted to the side, and her arms were motionless in her lap. Simon yagged and hauled himself to his feet.

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He had just enough time to look through the windshield at the bright red light shining through the fog before a loud horn blared and everything went black. He was cold down to his bones, his head ached, and when he raised his fingers to his eyes, they were long and pale. He stumbled to his feet, slipping on a puddle of blood.

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The bus was still moving, trucking steadily onward like always, but the driver's seat was empty. The entire bus was empty. Fog obscured the windows, making the interior dark and dreary. Simon walked down the aisle, looking into every seat, but not a single one was occupied. The teenagers were gone. The woman with the tuna sandwich was gone. The man who looked like his grandfather was gone.

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876.884 - 900.002 Simon Barker

He was entirely alone on a bus that didn't stop moving. A cough sounded behind him and he startled. He turned back to the front of the bus to find the horrifying devil monster in front of the wheel. But now it had a large gash in its neck that bled profusely all over the wheel, dripping down to the floor and sliding to coat Simon's shoes. Simon whispered. The devil smiled back. Look behind you.

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Simon didn't want to look, but he forced himself to peek out the back window. The fog lifted enough for him to see the intersection they'd just passed through, where a semi-truck had collided with the 17A bus. The bus was completely crushed, both ends squished together like an accordion. A single glance made it clear that no one survived. And yet, Simon was still here.

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He stared at the crash until the fog obscured it, but he'd never forget that image. He walked on unsteady legs, his shoes soaking up blood, and he fell into the seat behind the monster. What's happening? The words were a plea, a cry for a reasonable explanation that he would never get. The monster's red eyes met his, and its cracked lips opened to reveal blackened teeth, each one sharp as a fang.

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I told you, Simon, you're never getting off this bus. SCP-342 is a shape-shifting transit ticket that changes into whatever bus, train, or transportation pass a person most wants to use, appearing completely normal and always regenerating after use or disposal. However, anyone who uses it to board a vehicle becomes trapped on board and cannot leave by any means.

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During the ride, victims experience escalating dread, paranoia, hallucinations, and the terrifying certainty they will never get off. often seeing passengers and staff as threatening or monstrous while normal announcements become sinister messages.

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Once the vehicle reaches the end of its route and stops, the rider vanishes from reality entirely, while nearby bystanders often feel overwhelming unease and flee early. Thanks for listening. Be sure to click that follow button with all notifications on to get notified every time a new episode is released.

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