The Shallow End
Episodes
201: Karaoke Night → Gunfire (Because Florida)
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What starts as a routine flight out of Mogadishu turns into one of the strangest “instant karma” stories you’ll ever hear… when a man in a whe...
200: Better Photo, Worse Outcome
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 200 dives headfirst into the absurd with a milestone celebration you won’t forget—whether you want to or not. From a hilariously ill-conce...
199: The Tablecloth Car Thief
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The Shallow End, the guys dive headfirst into two stories that prove reality is often stranger—and far funnier—than fiction. Fi...
198: Super Extreme DUI and the Serial Airline Stowaway
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, two unbelievable real-life stories prove that sometimes the most ridiculous headlines are a...
197: Burned Biscuits and Attempted Murder
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Shallow End, Jethro and Lindsay dive headfirst into two true crime stories that feel less like reality and more like a stress d...
196: A Lemon Shark And A Pickleball Paddle
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Shallow End, Florida once again proves it’s not just a place—it’s a mindset. First: a birthday fishing trip off the coa...
195: Man Tries to Burn Escalade, Sets His Pants on Fire Instead
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Shallow End, the universe appears to clock in early and enforce consequences with zero paperwork. Schnebly and Toth break down...
194: True Crime Oddity: Police Stop Reveals Human Being Towed on Sled
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Shallow End, Schnebly and Toth dive headfirst into the kind of poor decision-making that only extreme weather, youthful confide...
193: Dangling, Shirtless, and Out of Ideas
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Shallow End, human decision-making briefly leaves the building—and gravity takes over. First, we head to downtown Vancouver,...
192: How to Get Arrested Using Household Appliances
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 192 of The Shallow End delivers three perfectly unhinged true stories that prove human decision-making collapses completely under mild pressur...
191: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Shallow End, we ease into the morning with half-finished coffee, mild grogginess, and a deep philosophical discussion about a v...
190: The Worst Possible Time to Say “I Forgot Something”
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you don’t take the win? This episode of The Shallow End delivers two unforgettable stories about poor decisions, improbable survi...
189: A Schedule-1 Savings Bond.
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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#188: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the most wonderful time of the year—when you’re permitted (and strongly encouraged) to sip eggnog and pretend you forgot that embarrassing ...
187: The Guy Who Called 911 on Himself
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when a man calls 911 to report a wrong-way driver… and discovers he is the wrong-way driver? In this episode of The Shallow End, Schneb...
186: An Angry Parachute
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
185: Murdered By Fruit
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
184: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
183: Like A Monkey On Red Bull
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
182: Trash, Flames, and Lock ’n’ Load
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Garbage Heist and the Fire Truck Joyride When it comes to dumb criminal stories, this week’s episode of The Shallow End Podcast might just take...
181: Sitting Under The "D"
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#180: Border Collies Can't Drive
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#179: Platinum Dreams But Silver Bracelets
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On Episode #179 of TSE, Jethro starts us with a story of a young man consumed with the idea of becoming the “Next Big Thing” in the music business...
#178:Pool Cues And Whale Blubber
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly. First up, join us for a hi...
#177: Clown Pants and Raccoons
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Despite both Jethro and Lindsay oversleeping, the boys put on their big-boy pants, guzzled some coffee, and jumped back into their audio saddles! J....
#176: The Hot Pocket War
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
175: Illegal Droid Relocation
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#174: The Gentleman Gas Thief
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode #174 of The Shallow End is anything but shallow! Jethro has the story of a Florida Man who robbed a gas station – but proved to be the sin...
#173: Little Bag Of Horrors
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jethro and Lindsay are both in Seattle for the opening night of The Box of Oddities Fall Tour! 🎉 The bad news? We’ll be dipping back i...
#172: Well, That Went A Bit Too Far
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Because it’s Labor Day week and we’re all emotionally wearing flip-flops, we’re rolling out a classic from the vault — one of your faves, feat...
#171: Never Steal The Moon
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#170: Is This Your Snake, Sir?
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#169: Romance In The Road
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#168: Naked Guy With A Chainsaw
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#167: Combustible DIY
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#165: A Bullet In Your Hotdog
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this summer replacement episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a pain...
#164: Kissing The Jellyfish
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On episode #164, Linds leads us into The Shallow End with the grim tale of a mortician who found a creative way to cremate bodies more “efficiently....
#163: No Cheese For You, Lad
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode #163 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth has more references to Scotland than you can shake a bagpipe at! JG shares the story if how S...
#162: Getaway Blow-up Raft
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode #162 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is hotter than a doorknob in hell! Jethro begins with the tale of a man with a shady past who...
#161: Foiled and Soiled
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It may be the beginning of summer, but the boys are back at work! In today’s technology-filled world of crime fighting, Jethro has a story of two ...
#160: Spontaneous Pants Combustion
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#159: Waffle Regret
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode #159 is a barn-burner of bad ideas! Jethro starts off with a Florida Man, a plan, and a few drinks too many. Maybe not the best time to dr...
#158: Sorry About Your Horse Shoe Pit
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On episode #158 of TSE, Lindsay leads off with a man in Norway who awoke to the sound of his neighbor trying to wake him in the early morning hours. W...
#157: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
During this Memorial Week, we take a moment to remember Episode 27! The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. Ho...
#156: Spontaneous Bedding Combustion
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What word starts with "F” and ends with "uck?” “Firetruck," of course! Episode #156 hits the ground running with Lindsay’s story about a guy...
#155: Chunks Of Stolen Cannon
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On episode #155 of The Shallow End, what would you buy if you had a one-million-dollar bill? At Walmart. Ignoring the fact that the US Treasury doesn’...
#154: Not A Place For Bad Decisions
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode #154 is a barn-burner! Jethro is up first with the tale of a man who decided to climb Mt. Fuji without proper gear at the wrong time of the ...
#153: My Shoes Are Sticky, Eh?
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#152: From Tide Pods to Shipwrecks
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End, where they take a deep dive into the turbulent waters of online idiocy and historical mis...
#151: A Very Destructive Selfie
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode #151, Jethro starts with a story of a woman looking for “The Perfect Selfie” at a swanky Los Angeles art exhibit featuring 12 very larg...
#150: Letters From The Shallow End
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate the 150th episode of this thing we like to call a podcast, “The Shallow End” is proud to feature an entire episode of stories sent in...
#149: A Dangling Shame
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode #149 of "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth” is what episode #148 could have been if it just applied itself for once. Lindsay introduces...
#148: Ratted Out By Salad
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why are we surprised that episode #148 of TSE wasn’t stolen before it aired? Because it's chock full of burglars, is why! JG regales us with the sto...
#147: Shut Up Dirk!
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On episode #147, Lindsay starts the show with a cautionary tale on why it’s never good to alter Mother Nature’s distribution of native species. Ha...
#146: Deadly Produce
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s not quite as good as our 150th episode will be, but episode #146 is close! Jethro has a story about a man who hits on the idea of a perfect r...
#145: Leave The Brass Section Out Of It
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On episode #145, Jethro kicks things off with tales of tails - and other animal parts. Seems like the basic human need to smuggle living things from c...
#144: Standard Issue Footwear
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode #144 of The Shallow End is chock full of vitamins and other nutrients! (Okay. It’s not. But it is entertaining as hell.) Lindsay’s story...
#143: Pyrotechnic Snowfall
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Defying all laws of common decency and good taste, Jethro and Lindsay have finished another episode of The Shallow End! J.G. kicks things off with a s...
#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode #142 of The Shallow End, Jethro’s out of the gate with a story of a young woman who took an elderly relative to help him withdraw thousan...
#141: That Ain't No Way To Treat a Hoagie
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#140: A Complete Waste Of Musket Fire
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On Episode #140, Jethro and Lindsay marvel that they’re recording another episode. And, oh, the stories they tell! Lindsay starts us off with a wo...
#139: Reagan-Era Spam
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#138: Eggs In The Radiator
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#137: Costco® and Exploding Shoes
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when man’s best friend becomes a murder suspect’s worst nightmare? In this episode of The Shallow End, we explore the bizarre story o...
#136: Bizarre Burglars & Questionable 911 Calls
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a new year, but here at the Shallow End, we’re already out of fresh content—so strap in for a recycled classic! It wasn’t so much the bur...
#135: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the most wonderful time of the year—when you’re permitted (and strongly encouraged) to sip eggnog and pretend you forgot that embarrassing ...
#134: Chainsaws And Frozen Turnips
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Episode #134 of The Shallow End, Jethro kicks things off with the trifecta of vodka, a bored Polish farmer and a chainsaw. It starts off weird –...
#133: Nog-Guzzling Gifter
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
n Episode #133 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, Jethro starts things off with not just one – but a Santa sack of stories that JG Calls “...
#132: PVC And Dirty Underpants
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On episode #132 of The Shallow End, hilarity ensues when Jethro regales us with the tale of a laundry hamper. Not just any hamper, mind you – but o...
#131: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#129: Illegally Acquired Pad Thai
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#128: Yetti Social Hierarchy
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#127: Bad Surgery And Prison Haircuts
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#126: Take Care When Putting Things In Your Pants
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#125: The Devil's Pudding
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#124: A Grenade In Your Pants
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#123: Do It Yourself Cremation
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#122: Arguing With Masonry
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#121: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, ...
#120: Murdered By Fruit
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#119: Arachnid Gun Play
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#118: Dislocated Ghost Jaw
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#117: A Little Bag of Horrors
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Due to a family emergency, we present a classic Shallow End Episode from Feb. 15, 2023. Next week, we'll have a new episode for you that is fresh from...
#115: Don't Get All Stabby
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#114: Mesmerized By Molten Iron
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#113: Non-Incendiary Fruit
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#112: Elaborately Air Conditioned Head
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#111: Milk And German Engineering
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#110: Recently Skewered Pirate
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#109: 911, What's Your Emergency?
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#108: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Due to JG's father's passing, we are revisiting a classic episode from 2023. The boys will be back next week with a brand-new episode! The Shallow End...
#107: Emails From The Shallow End
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#106: Staining Other People's Upholstery
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#105: Wine From A Landfill
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#103: Hyperactive Squirrel In A Tumble Dryer
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#103: A Dream And A Hammer
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#102: Bad Tattoos And Swimming With Crocodiles
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#101: Raccoon In A Popcorn Machine
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, ...
#100: Fruit Cocktail From A Dumpster
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the 100th milestone episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth! Join Schnebly and Toth as they dive headfirst into the shallow end o...