The Show with Sam & Joe

TS 525: Meditated to Death

21 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about queer representation, being hyper aware, autopen allegations, driving, cooking rice, and America’s Next Top Model.Support us...

TS 524: I WILL STAND FOR THIS

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about new vacuums, gratitude journals, vacations, new Pokemon games, steroid creams, and standing desks.Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 523: Oscar the Grouch in a Blender

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about medieval bestiaries, AI healthcare, whales on land, making food, The Traitors, and Velveeta on the backsplash.Support us on Pa...

TS 522: Excommunicating Snails

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about public shaming, moving to Canada, medieval snails, winter storms, mobile games, and rejection therapy.Support us on Patreon to...

TS 521: Blocking Betas

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about bad cheese, treadmills, construction, house shoes, bidets, and beta blockers.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, ...

TS 520: Why Do You Lie?

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Black Friday, Las Vegas residencies, Stardew Valley, limiting social media, buying gifts, and online game shows.Support us on ...

TS 519: Quarantina Aguilera

15 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about bathroom renovations, old celebrity drama, Turtle Chips, new Hilary Duff and Robyn music, traveling, and fish lasagna.Support ...

TS 518: DUCT TAPE

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about TwitchCon, BritBox, airline experiences, cemeteries, where we’d like to move, and Lily Allen’s new album.Support us on Pat...

TS 517: Pass The Keys, Girl!

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about British TV, online friends, TwitchCon, travel, Tumblr, and weddings.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more...

TS 516: Dryer Full Of Dead Hamsters

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about bathroom renovations, watch bands, chickenpox, taking baths, tech detoxes, and Hollow Knight: Silksong.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 515: Crying at the Cruise

20 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about cruise ships, Labubus, balcony fears, big city transit, Project Runway, and mullets.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast ...

TS 514: Old Maiden Type of Scent

30 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about The Sims Medieval, fragrances, reusing cooking oil, clanker AI, corporate culture, and Alien: Earth.Support us on Patreon to k...

TS 513: Not On My Watch!

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Labubus, new TV shows, bulletproof vests, Nintendo Switch 2 accessories, PC cases, and metro mishaps.Support us on Patreon to ...

TS 512: Myth BUSTED

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about superhero movies, tattoo experiences, wired earbuds, eye styes, cheese experts, and artistic endeavors.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 511: Sorry, No Sorry (But Actually Sorry)

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about apologizing, motion sickness, pill carriers, washing jeans, bad commercials, and embarrassing memories.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 510: Tepid Topics

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about games we’re playing, meditation, fluoride, talk shows, medications, and gooey butter cake.Support us on Patreon to keep the ...

TS 509: Chewed Up

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about wandering the moors, drinking matcha, teeth whitening, antidepressants, Switch 2 games, and ear piercings.Support us on Patreo...

TS 508: Hemorrhoid Shaming

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about hemorrhoids, ant infestations, the Nintendo Switch 2, reality star pop songs, Sinners, and Pride Month.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 507: There’s Pictures on the Internet

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about loud phones, Internet speeds, new Tamagotchi, new games, horror movies, and driving big cars.Support us on Patreon to keep the...

TS 506: 1-800-CRAP-YOUR-PANTS

10 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Frog and Toad, being sick, funerals, new music, hygiene habits, and the end of Skype.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...

TS 505: Never Regretting Not Posting

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about going to space, social media tagging, arts and crafts, snack foods, food poisoning, and Internet regrets.Support us on Patreon...

TS 504: Hot Skittles

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about children’s birthday parties, sleep earbuds, cleaning, The Terrifier, gift giving, and after-school snacks. Support us on Pat...

TS 503: King Charles II of Spain

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the Nintendo Switch 2, AI movie trailers, online lookalikes, being an uncle, smartwatches, and Hello Kitty Island Adventure. S...

TS 502: Meat Prison

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the mysteries of the human body, having kids, pillow journeys, audio books, making stew, and Kirsten Dunst. Support us on Patr...

TS 501: Blue His House With The Blue Little Window

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about dog perches, overhead lighting, new music, Mr. Pibb, compilation CDs, and blood orange mochi. Support us on Patreon to keep th...

TS 500: Stinky Mouse

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about webcam setups, Robin Hood, scented PC mice, spam email, Severance, and our 500th episode.Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...

TS 499: Getting Drilled

23 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about death preparation, arm rests, catching up, game remasters, Abracadabra, and dental vertigo.Support us on Patreon to keep the p...

TS 498: Diagnosis: Old

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about eye doctors, famous paintings, bidet toilet seats, motorbike rallies, car batteries, and new teeth.Support us on Patreon to ke...

TS 497: Older and Balder

26 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about driving SUVs, driver’s license photos, playing instruments, speed limits, streaming devices, and fancy grocery stores.Suppor...

TS 496: Meat-Covered Rock

18 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about ergonomic chairs, smoked gouda, traveling to Europe, The Traitors, powdered milk, and fainting at Trader Joe’s.Support us on...

TS 495: Coal Down the Chimney

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we catch up on the past month, and talk about dealing with grief, Infinity Nikki, rice cookers, new towels, and baking bread.Support us on P...

TS 494: Dulcet Beeping

07 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about pinto beans, hidden object games, AI chatbots, lemon yogurt, haunting music, and lactose-free Thanksgivings.Support us on Patr...

TS 493: Anal Rail Gun

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about trampolines, buttplugs, chatting with neighbors, Bluesky, brie cheese, and specialty coffee drinks.Support us on Patreon to ke...

TS 492: Gays of Our Lives

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about flying first class, Wicked, standing desks, food poisoning, soap operas, and Neko Atsume 2.Support us on Patreon to keep the p...

TS 491: Stump Water Miracles

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about stump water remedies, cassette tapes, Halloween candy, horror movies, look-alike dolls, and bronchitis.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 490: A Cup of Tea, a Cookie, and You

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about old cartoons, new jeans, cheesesteaks, trips to Yellowstone, changing diapers, and the new season of Dragula.Support us on Pat...

TS 489: Hung, Drawed, and Quarters

28 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about old televisions, public humiliations, Halloween decorations, fire alarms, bad tv shows, and The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wis...

TS 488: Red Rocket

21 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about sink flooding, breaking TVs, last name origins, RCS messaging, water flossers, and baby hippos.Support us on Patreon to keep t...

TS 487: Smart Watch, Dumb Gays

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the Barbie Flip Phone, a Tamagotchi made with real eggs, new PCs, thermometers, training people, and gag gifts.Support us on P...

TS 486: Great Gals from Great Places

31 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about posture correctors, filler and botox, Drag Race, lead paint, and bore worms.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, v...

TS 485: So I Got Bullied On Instagram Reels

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Instagram comments, fidget toys, backpacks, dental surgery, online shopping, and popsicles.Support us on Patreon to keep the p...

TS 484: RIP Buca di Beppo

10 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about chain restaurants, bankruptcy, new Stardew Valley farms, podcasts, the Olympics, and baking with rhubarb.Support us on Patreon...

TS 483: Getting Implants

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about hotel TV, gashapon machines, handheld gaming, dental implants, Italian ice, and smuggling drugs.Support us on Patreon to keep ...

TS 482: Second Best Birdsong

20 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about fake sunscreen, Uber Comfort, Amazon Prime Day, House of the Dragon, shredded cheese, and famous birthdays.Support us on Patre...

TS 481: Walker Texas Ranger

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about hyperfixations, Sex and the City, the new Tamagotchi Connections, excessive sweating, horror movies, and the HEAT.Support us o...

TS 480: Gooning At The Morgue

06 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about AI celebrity voices, gay historical romances, point-and-click games, Kennedy conspiracies, water cremation, and stuffed crust ...

TS 479: Shoes

29 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the Fourth of July, old Internet culture, Tamagotchi customization, cooking for families, boutique Botox, and human skin robot...

TS 478: Lipstick On A Sexy Pig

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Sanrio character rankings, AI voice altering, new makeup, trips to China, web domain hosting, and customer service jobs.Suppor...

TS 477: Walking Chickens in Nature

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Pride events, ita bags, streaming software, throwing bricks, bluetooth trackers, and what we want AI to do.Support us on Patre...

TS 476: Creamy Beans

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about point-and-shoot cameras, truck drivers, dollar store food, Paper Mario, stinky cheeses, and cans of beans.Support us on Patreo...

TS 475: Running With Scissors While Laughing

25 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about AI search results, computer literacy, quick pickling, goat cheese, twink death, and the new Jenny Nicholson video.Support us o...

TS 474: 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about 10 years of this podcast, where we’ve been and where we are now. We also talk about new games, favorite movies, and, of cour...

TS 473: Mary Queen of Turds

11 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Chihuahua jewelry, the new Nancy Drew game, Oh, Mary!, opening PDFs, grocery delivery, and Hacks. Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 472: Turd Bunker

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about weird collectibles, explaining our jobs, Tamagotchi swindling, med spas, TSA PreCheck, and new babies.Support us on Patreon to...

TS 471: Uber On The 110 Going South

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Los Angeles, new music, the new Nancy Drew game, K-Pop, breakfast tacos, and the eclipse.Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...

TS 470: Paparazzi Problems

06 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about cotton leggings, Hollywood, Taskmaster, family gatherings, root canals, and being uncles.Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...

TS 469: I Got the Bleach

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about riding bikes, the Steam Deck, using bleach, computer monitors, deep cleaning, and snake plants.Support us on Patreon to keep t...

TS 468: Turd-tanic

23 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about antiques, new teeth, the Stardew Valley update, pupusas, creating a will, and refrigeration on the Titanic.Support us on Patre...

TS 467: Whale Boinking

16 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about whale gay sex, desk mats, muscle relaxers, tonsils, Metroid, and public service announcements.Support us on Patreon to keep th...

TS 466: Full Fat Elixir

10 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about sewing machines, estate sales, stuffed animals, cleaning agents, Gatorade powder, and hacking.Support us on Patreon to keep th...

TS 465: Never Trust A Gemini

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Google Gemini, our Roman Empires, jewelry collecting, dental journeys, eating plants in the wild, and Girl with No Face by All...

TS 464: Gruyere Gotta Go

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about claw machines, memory foam pillows, smart scales, dental journeys, skincare routines, and footlong cookies.Support us on Patre...

TS 463: You’ll Never See Me Again

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about musician reunions, online auctions, being British, guest rooms, fitness trackers, and the reality of photos.Support us on Patr...

TS 462: Long Island State Of Mind

27 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about jewelry, recycling, pillow covers, Long Island, new music, and queer populations.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goi...

TS 461: Internet Mother

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about True Detective, cold weather, keyboards, email clients, hot water, and life before the internet.Support us on Patreon to keep ...

TS 460: Give It Up, Delicious

14 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about peeing in Paris, the Gayming Awards, making cheese, Drag Race, skincare routines, and the Pantone color of the year.Support us...

TS 459: Enough

06 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about being aging homosexuals, old Hollywood stars, e-ink tablets, reflections on 2023, baby names, and Enough starring Jennifer Lop...

TS 458: A1C, Baby

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about holiday meals, taco burgers, golfing, holiday gatherings, creaking bones, and going to the doctor.Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 457: Binders Full Of Hog

17 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about iPad games, nudity on TV, poop jokes, my birthday, holiday travel, and prescription drugs.Support us on Patreon to keep the po...

TS 456: Clappin’ Those Cranium Cheeks

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about cranial buns, new coats, hair conditioner, TSA PreCheck, mortar and pestles, and Korean corn dogs.Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 455: Wrap It Up

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about yoga, face age, TikTok Live, card games, Spotify Wrapped, and turning 30.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view...

TS 454: Slop Creamy Pea Pies

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Thanksgiving plans, wearing robes, TENS machines, and Black Friday purchases, old hard drives, and Super Mario RPG.Support us ...

TS 453: Sorry About The Worms

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about modding games, Elmo on Cameo, fake teeth, Wikipedia rabbit holes, The Gilded Age, and intestinal worms.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 452: Struggle Nona

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about missing the toilet, True Detective, fingerless gloves, dirty keyboards, mouth sounds, and lots of spaghetti.Support us on Patr...

TS 451: Neil’s Son

29 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about work phones, piano concerts, house slippers, cooking aprons, celebrity books, and Super Mario Bros. Wonder.Support us on Patre...

TS 450: Rock and Merty

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about vegan nacho sauce, RSS feeds, country sizes, grease stains, TV show reboots, and Metroidvanias.Support us on Patreon to keep t...

TS 449: Don’t Get Me Started on Joan

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about keeping old school stuff, texting etiquette, Stardew Valley orchestra, improv, celebrity chat bots, and Fat Bear Week.Support ...

TS 448: Sometimes Dead is Better

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about old hard drives, The Great British Bake Off, new Pixel phones, showing people TikToks, heavy metals, and Gameboy games.Support...

TS 447: Semi Recumbent

01 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about exercise bikes, making pasta, downsizing, booster shots, frozen burritos, and F-Zero 99.Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...

TS 446: Smooth Moves

23 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about credit cards, road trips, dentistry, gas station food, power banks, and slippery toilets.Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...

TS 445: Poop in Peace

09 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about poo on planes, Starfield, round corners, Very Delta, canker sores, and dying before the iPhone.Support us on Patreon to keep t...

TS 444: No Corn No Cobs

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about new monitors, wax melts, phone habits, sleeping pills, pixel games, and Netflix DVDs.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...

TS 443: Gaggle of Gardner Gays

26 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about nicknames, grocery stores, microdosing, mugshots, water bottles, and doppelganger dolls.Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...

TS 442: Girl Lunch

19 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about essential oils, blue blockers, Baldur’s Gate 3, taking screenshots, quickies, and girl dinner.Support us on Patreon to keep ...

TS 441: Sleeper Sofa Agent

12 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about waffles, dry needling, magic mushrooms, sleeper sofas, music festivals, and archiving home videos.Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 440: Air Soup

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about falling apart, social media, mustard Skittles, Silo, crosswalks, and The Cheesecake Factory.Support us on Patreon to keep the ...

TS 439: Ask Your Doctor

23 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about haptic feedback shirts, TikTok trends, new emojis, the heat, Neopets, and shaving buttholes.Support us on Patreon to keep the ...

TS 438: Pink Scrunchie

15 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about gay movies, roller coasters, movie premieres, Amazon Prime Day, nonstick pans, and Threads vs. Twitter.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 437: Snap, Grackle, Pop

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about pimento cheese, physical therapy, cauliflower, magic mushrooms, food shows, and Twitter alternatives.Support us on Patreon to ...

TS 436: Shake Your Bon-Bon

01 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the new furby, air conditioning, people watching, phone accessories, queer comedians, Ricky Martin.Support us on Patreon to ke...

TS 435: That’s So Me!!

24 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our last will and testament, mobile gaming, family members moving, going to the North Pole, Turkish snacks, and Kylie Minogue....

TS 434: Happy Dead Duck Day!

10 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Coke flavors, the new Tamagotchi, air quality, Dead Duck Day, robot vacuums, and the heat!Support us on Patreon to keep the po...

TS 433: You Ever Eat A Basketball?

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about password journals, Happy Meal toys, running outdoors, Dr. Pepper ice cream, the Succession finale, and eating basketballs.Supp...

TS 432: Batteries Not Included

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about expensive phone cases, rechargeable batteries, private phones, AI-generated podcasts, fly traps, and selling things online.Sup...

TS 431: Do You Even Can??

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the new Zelda game, shipping packages, ear wax, gay family members, eating poorly, and talking dirty.Support us on Patreon to ...

TS 430: Scrooge McDuck But Poor

13 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about band class, old photos, dumping spaghetti, Nintendo systems, pimento cheese, and getting new license plates.Support us on Patr...

TS 429: Tree Loads

06 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about peanut butter powder, allergies, big phones, earbuds, skin issues, and dinosaur lips.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...

TS 428: Sherry Nobel

30 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about flip phones, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, new pillows, herb gardens, vampires, and the Library of Congress.Support us on Patre...

TS 427: Easy and Baked

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about TMJ pain, learning languages, graphics cards, living in a cave, recycling batteries, and Easy-Bake ovens.Support us on Patreon...

TS 426: Queer Disco Guy

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the Lofi Girl cinematic universe, air travel, sunscreen, streaming services, taxes, and marching band.Support us on Patreon to...