The Show with Sam & Joe

TS 425: Sad Fake Old Bald

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about sentient Furbies, AI-generated writing, carpet cleaning, short shorts, heat and sweating, and tailoring your Twitter.Support u...

TS 424: Cedar Cyanide Salad

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about olive oil in coffee, getting blood drawn, new appliances, video games we’re playing, ending phases, and dead skin.Support us...

TS 423: Micro Turd Particles

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about gravelly voices, Starbucks orders, underwear when sleeping, Diablo 4, mask wearing habits, and eating dog food.Support us on P...

TS 422: Deconstructed Milkshakes

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Gruyère cheese, laser tag, sparkling drinks, self massaging, Costco shopping, and artisanal ice cream flavors.Support us on P...

TS 421: Zesty Tips

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the weather, microdermabrasion, slang words, AI voice imitations, computer setups, and Costco memberships.Support us on Patreo...

TS 420: Blaze It

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about taxidermied bird drones, news sources, claw machines, cold brew, robot vacuums, and our favorite candy.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 419: Internal Vibes Only

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about geographical regions, vibrating pills, chatbots gone wild, spoiled food, funky jewelry, and simulation games.Support us on Pat...

TS 418: Schlossberger’d

11 Feb 2023

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This week we talk about Groundhog Day, furniture deliveries, new games coming out, smart clocks, food trucks, and popular actors.Support us on Patreon...

TS 417: ChatGAY

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about ChatGPT, eating Legos, live music, old calculators, gays in media, and GoldenEye 007.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...

TS 416: Approximately 5.3 Days

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about fish playing video games, M3GAN, explaining jobs, umami, air fryers, and stolen identities.Support us on Patreon to keep the p...

TS 415: Wired Over Wires

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about cord and wire organization, trips to IKEA, new Stadia game, TikTok trends, The Last of Us, and craft projects.Support us on Pa...

TS 414: Something Something Ussy

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the suffix -ussy, Digimon, new Clue character updates, computer docks, new Twitter features, and getting things stolen.Support...

TS 413: Unfortunately, Opinions Are My Own

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our New Year’s celebrations, throwback songs, the definition of time, discussing our jobs, new bags, and the history of meme...

TS 412: Home for the HIGH-lidays

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about best and worst gadgets of 2022, accidental THC trips, holiday travel, the most popular holiday cookies, air frying, and painti...

TS 411: Skinsecure

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about desk ergonomics, massage guns, YouTube comments, having health insurance, gift giving guides, and social media alternatives.Su...

TS 410: Influencer by Day, Observer by Night

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about teeth health, AI poop detectors, charging phones, milk in Pepsi, what gaslighting means, and going goblin mode.Support us on P...

TS 409: Walk A Mile In These Birkenstocks

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about best friends, Steve Jobs’ shoes, flexibility, Thanksgiving travels, Spotify wrapped, and noise-cancelling earbuds.Support us...

TS 408: Too Hot in the Uber

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about figgy pudding Spam, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, licking toads, Canada’s Drag Race, Thanksgiving facts, and our favorite holi...

TS 407: The Grimpler

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the McCrispy gaming chair, a deadly VR headset, pet updates, Trader Joe’s, the word of the year, and going to movies alone.S...

TS 406: Texas Chain Restaurant Massacre

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Switch Joy-Cons, soldering things, chain restaurants, moving across the country, music we’re listening to, and holiday trave...

TS 405: Heavy Tweeters

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the Mario Movie, old video games, angles and devils, where Twitter is going, peppermint season, and Dragula: Titans.Support us...

TS 404: Beetlegoose

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about getting COVID, Bayonetta 3, Beetlejuice, moving to Austin, macOS, and our favorite moisturizers.Support us on Patreon to keep ...

TS 403: Just a Little Gourd

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about horror movies, junk food, backpacks, budgeting, the biggest pumpkins, and Eggo-flavored liquor.Support us on Patreon to keep t...

TS 402: Hocus Pocus Who?

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Mario’s missing butt, Google Stadia, games we hate, K-pop flashbacks, long keyboards, and Hocus Pocus 2.Support us on Patreo...

TS 401: Toilet Snacks

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about tier lists, queer books, TENS units, Pop-Tart flavors, hitting asteroids, and more!Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast g...

TS 400: The 400th Episode Live Show!

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, in our first live episode, we talk about our ramen devices, gay chainsaws, IRL friends, driver's licenses, the Nintendo Direct, and more!Su...

TS 399: The Beans of Power

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about being left alone, metaverse microphones, dog breeds, cooking channels, shopping for clothes, and The Rings of Power.Join us LI...

TS 398: Stars are Blind

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about new phones cases, astrology, personality tests, sending nudes, pumpkin spice lattes, and back-to-school season.Support us on P...

TS 397: Doppel-bangers

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about doppelgängers, top social media sites, live streaming, House of the Dragon, being late for things, and boyfriend twins.Suppor...

TS 396: Mouthful of Meatballs

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Heartstopper, games we’re playing, after death wishes, PC rescue tools, media that influenced us, and recurring dreams.Suppo...

TS 395: Sweet Dreams

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the taste of dreams, sugar substitutes, Splatoon 3, vaccines, chicken teriyaki and sleeping spiders.Support us on Patreon to k...

TS 394: You Don’t Taste That?

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the Batgirl movie, cute games, reanimated spiders, music festivals, retractions, and portable potties.Support us on Patreon to...

TS 393: Wet Turkey in a Can

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about new emojis, texting etiquette, dollar stores, COVID, Choco Tacos, and Facebook Marketplace.Support us on Patreon to keep the p...

TS 392: Grandma Got Run Over By Alexa

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about dead people’s voices, cat video games, vinyl records, van life, stolen debit cards, and outdoor concerts.Support us on Patre...

TS 391: The Final Frontier

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we chat about the Webb telescope, BBQ sauce in lasagna, formatting resumes, dog backpacks, online shopping deals, bacon fat, and more!Suppor...

TS 390: Gorilla Grip Gamer

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about fireworks, how we do laundry, hot dog updates, gaming gloves, getting free stuff, and more!Support us on Patreon to keep the p...

TS 389: No Scrubs

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about breathing through your butt, skincare, books we’re reading, heat waves, Smurfs Kart, and dealing with anger.Support us on Pa...

TS 388: Prepped and Present

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about food trucks, Pride events, The Quarry, Yellowstone, Internet Explorer, and spending time on social media.Yellowstone Flood Rel...

TS 387: Hot Dog Season

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about shows, games, Pride burgers, concerts, worms, customer satisfaction, and microwaving hot dogs.Support us on Patreon to keep th...

TS 386: The Pelican Beef

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about a Winnie the Pooh horror movie, white noise, LGBTQ+ media, Pride month, interviewing for jobs, and Stranger Things.Support us ...

TS 385: Gift of Gab

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we talk about ant traps, old Wii games, virtual reality, skincare videos, social media updates, and PC backpacks.Support us on Patreon to...

TS 384: Social Media Cleanse

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about social media and mental health, cooling blankets, Daiso, azelaic acid, and being put to sleep.Support us on Patreon to keep th...

TS 383: Turtle Poppers

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about redoing bathrooms, the end of the iPod, VR for your mouth, video games, socks, and the science fair.Support us on Patreon to k...

TS 382: Bargain Book Horcrux

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about dog harnesses, mac and cheese, bookstore finds, travel size bottles, electric chopsticks, and having blood drawn.Support us on...

TS 381: Olive Garden Core Memories

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about leaving parties, shaving, board games, orange juice in cereal, IV fluids, and Olive Garden memories.Support us on Patreon to k...

TS 380: A Dozen Deviled Eggs

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza, skincare, teeth whitening, 4/20, deviled eggs, and Everything Everywhere All at Once.Support us o...

TS 379: If It Taint Broke

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about headaches, our voices, watch bands, allergies, moisturizers, and shaving our bodies.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast ...

TS 378: When You’re Here, You’re Familitchi

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Twitter’s potential edit button, Buca di Beppo, jewelry making, pizza comparisons, pots and pans, and near death experiences...

TS 377: Flesh Pillow

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about pillow journeys, gay dogs, awards shows, scanning documents, free stuff, and going to the movies.Support us on Patreon to keep...

TS 376: Three Ds

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about going to Walmart, Sonic and Knuckles, knowing when we’ll die, our vacations, drinking around family, and getting engaged.Sup...

TS 375: The Enemy of my Enemy

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about skiing, spiders, vampire squids, the new Kirby game, Costco shopping, Inventing Anna on Netflix, and more!Support us on Patreo...

TS 374: A Nice Egg In This Trying Time

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about giving blood, Cheetos, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, personal websites, online shopping, and various forms of eggs.Support us on...

TS 373: Drama in Tama Town

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about cable management, Mario Kart courses, Elden Ring, personal websites, virtual pets, and celebrity culture.Support us on Patreon...

TS 372: Poo Emoji + Fist Emoji

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about emoji URLs, ladybugs, Van Gogh, queso fresco, dating reality shows, and tongue scrapers.Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...

TS 371: Cheese All Week

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about dogs sleeping on beds, forgetting about buying stuff, computer mice, good restaurants, finding hobbies, and downvoting on Twit...

TS 370: Gobbler’s Knob

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about riding the train, cereal, Pokemon Legends: Arceus earwax cameras, Yelp reviews, and Groundhog Day.Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 369: Be Gay, Do Crime

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about NFTs, Nancy Drew games, hanky code, poop transplants, public drama, and The Gilded Age.Support us on Patreon to keep the podca...

TS 368: Roombology

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about face masks, accents, relationships, Wordle, beef stew, and robot vacuums (again).Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goi...

TS 367: Part of Your World

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about vinyl records, goldfish driving, seatbelts for bags, crabs, salad spinners, and season 14 of Drag Race.Support us on Patreon t...

TS 366: Cruciferous Curse

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about finger-nibbling robots, cat clocks, robot vacuums, cookbooks, sneezing, and new tech in 2022.Support us on Patreon to keep the...

TS 365: Jerkify

31 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about foldable phones, licking TV screens, WiFi routers, bear meat, foot scraping and holiday traveling.Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 364: Gooping and Bating

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about fitness trackers, buffet restaurants, roleplaying, UGG boots, holiday gift guides, and birthday traditions.Support us on Patre...

TS 363: Holiday Logs

09 Dec 2021

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This week we talk about holiday traditions, new jackets, being embarrassed, old phones, new microphones, and pooping logs.Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 362: That’s a WRAP

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our Spotify Wrapped 2021, Pokémon cards, salmon sperm plastic, YouTube dislikes, booster shots, and our Thanksgivings.Support...

TS 361: Riding the Gravy Train

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about worst passwords, getting scammed, cold brew, histories of songs, Thanksgiving side dishes, and being gay during the holidays.S...

TS 360: Dissociate’s Degree

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about shaking your phone, buying candles, smooth jazz piano, shows we’re watching, mechanical keyboards, and the TikTok algorithm....

TS 359: Sippin’ on Turds

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about changing phone numbers, YouTube dislikes, video game DLC, gay sports, Daylight Saving Time, and perceived milestones.Support u...

TS 358: Show Me Your Teeth

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Starbucks Holiday Drinks, dental experiences, new underwear, Twitch animal streams, the new MacBook Pro, and sugar free gum!Su...

TS 357: Candy Tier List

29 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we talk about our candy tier lists, fall baking, N64 titles on switch, Dragula, cutting pumpkins, and upcoming video games.Support us on ...

TS 356: Love It or List It

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about natural deodorant, Google Pixel 6, Adele’s new song, smart locks, the new Halloween movie, and our favorite candy.Support us...

TS 355: Showtime with Mr. Mime

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about cooking with lasers, booster shots, arts and crafts, laundry, food competition shows, and nostalgic video games.Support us on ...

TS 354: Sight and Salad

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about LASIK, air fryers, Windows 11, goat cheese, the Facebook outage, and Squid Game.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...

TS 353: Super Daisy World

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about pop stars, webcams, TikTok, Law & Order, making music, and Super Nintendo World.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...

TS 352: Sweat Hole

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about LASIK, Pokemon cards, mummy fingers, moving home, wooly mammoths, and bodega cats.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast go...

TS 351: Flop to Family

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about virtual pets, collecting things, compact discs, saag feta, new emojis, and mac and cheese sandwiches.Support us on Patreon to ...

TS 350: Combos No. 5

09 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the TikTok algorithm, relaxing on the beach, Taco Bell, old Game Boy games, gay awakenings, and linguine with clams.Support us...

TS 349: Surviving and Thriving

26 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about humanoid robots, pumpkin spice latte season, rollerblading, geoducks, trips to the beach, and brown sugar boba popsicles.Suppo...

TS 348: Ready for my Close-up

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about ET knock-offs, snuffle mats, taking too many photos, foldable phones, clothing stores, and network attached storage.Support us...

TS 347: New Poo, New You

13 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about poo transplants, living on Mars, exercise balls, eye styes, coffee creamer, and skincare routines.Support us on Patreon to kee...

TS 346: Gays Interrupting

05 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Tamagotchis, Twitter Fleets, green screens, giant hornets, bed coolers, and cheesy bread.Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...

TS 345: Raw Waffles

30 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about teeth whitening, raw waffles, Pokemon live-action, sweating, chainsaws, and Drag Race España.Support us on Patreon to keep th...

TS 344: Big Raisin

22 Jul 2021

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This week we talk about mechanical keyboards, golden raisins, hula hooping, A Quiet Place, air purifiers, and interesting lamps.Support us on Patreon ...

TS 343: North Pole Escape

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about midnight cravings, movie theaters, mobile games, sponges, salads, and the new Nintendo Switch.Support us on Patreon to keep th...

TS 342: Tighty Whities

02 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about boxers and briefs, the zoo, Free Britney, sunscreen, heatwaves, and flying cars.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...

TS 341: Difficult Fruits

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about planking, hiccups, Pixel Buds, popsicles, being sick, and 25 years of the Nintendo 64.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcas...

TS 340: Bed, Bath, and Beyond Burger

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about therapy, Xbox mini fridge, iPad pillows, E3, candles, and passport photos.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, vie...

TS 339: What is the Truth?

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Balenciaga Crocs, lying, new shoes, quitting jobs, regional accents, and wearing shoes inside the house.Support us on Patreon ...

TS 338: The Croc Destroyers

03 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about BTS chicken nuggets, pride month, eating at restaurants, bluetooth toothbrushes, selling stuff online, and Hidden Valley Crocs...

TS 337: West Virginia's Next Top Model

28 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about West Virginia vacation, local cheese, the Muppets and John Denver, vaccines and dating apps, Jean Smart, and photos on our pho...

TS 336: Croc Pots

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Crocs, doctor visits, the best chocolates, Farmers Markets, AI skin apps, and traumatizing sports memories.Support us on Patre...

TS 335: Two Vultures, Seven Years

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about aging, the most popular birds, website scams, pet accidents, activities with parents, and our podcast anniversary.Support us o...

TS 334: Chameleon Bedelia

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about TikTok communities, miniature things, blessing people, vaccinated gatherings, security cameras, and the Chameleon effect.Suppo...

TS 333: Gaykeeping

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about learning languages, emotional hours, penny boards, refurbished phones, spare keys, and living in a cave.Support us on Patreon ...

TS 332: Pedal to the Metal

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about light switches, learning to drive, scanners, chia seeds, cremation, and robotic pets.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...

TS 331: Reverse Oregon Trail

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Yahoo! Answers, pizza buffets, writing checks, fluoride, credit unions, and things we’re watching.Support us on Patreon to k...

TS 330: Ringleader

01 Apr 2021

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This week we talk about Peeps Pepsi, Google Maps AR directions, lampshade updates, smartbulbs, seeing family, and peeing in sinks.Support us on Patreo...

TS 329: Sniffin’ for a Whiffin’

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about UFOs, the Snyder Cut, PopSockets, vaccines, undo buttons, and tomato paste in a tube.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...

TS 328: Uncrustables

20 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we talk about piles of pennies, donuts, vaccines, vending machines, face unlock, and smart watches.Hospitalization stats via the NIH: htt...

TS 327: Orthodontist Anonymous

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about poo difficulties, real maple syrup, losing your body, nipple things, university chatbots, and Oprah’s interview with Meghan ...

TS 326: Patella Problems

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about eggs in butts, double spacing, couples therapy, shopping carts, deep learning old photos, and the worst restaurants.Support us...