The Show with Sam & Joe
Episodes
TS 325: Boner City
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about writing college papers, building computers, buying books, spices, neck pain, and movies we’ve recently watched.Support us on...
TS 324: Maybe Horse
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about camera lenses, AI partners, Stardew Valley, protein bars, hot yoga, and cloud computing.Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...
TS 323: Bill Nye the Science Stye
12 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Instagram Reels, vinyl records, dry eyelids, Girl Scout cookies, social media, and Framing Britney Spears.Support us on Patreo...
TS 322: Coming Out To My Dead Grandma
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about snow, cryptocurrency, chatbots, hydro flasks, pink mac and cheese, and nostalgic food.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcas...
TS 321: I Won’t Stand For This
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about uncomfortable toilet seats, butt stuff, eye problems, geese, animal-friendly plants, and shoe racks!Support us on Patreon to k...
TS 320: Cloacal Debacle
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Microsoft Zune, the inauguration, dinosaur buttholes, cold heads, scanning photos, and early gay memories.Support us on Patreo...
TS 319: Yogurt, yoghurt, yogourt or yoghourt
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about yogurt hierarchy, leftover food, new tech gadgets, wind storms, losing Bitcoin, and smart security cameras.Support us on Patre...
TS 318: Bring Back Chamber Pots
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about skincare, lamps, AI social media predictions, mispronouncing things, mortars and pestles, and worms!Support us on Patreon to k...
TS 317: Maximum Incline
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Wonder Woman 1984, the Jolly Green Giant, cult shows, KFC’s gaming console, the holidays, and our thoughts on 2020.Support u...
TS 316: Tubby Custard
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the Lizzie McGuire reboot, Christmas gifts, Cyberpunk 2077, take-out, not reading books, and new toasters!Support us on Patreo...
TS 315: Fry Me a River
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Christmas trees, KFC’s Lifetime movie, mask emojis, hard water, Google’s 2020 Year in Search, and essential oils.Support u...
TS 314: Broken Plates, Broken Dreams
04 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about breaking plates in the desert, Black Friday, fandoms, being emotionally vulnerable, Spotify Wrapped, and believing in Santa.Su...
TS 313: Collecting Dust
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about collecting things, Black Friday shopping, cheese danishes, Snapchat Spotlight, skincare, and rare video games.Support us on Pa...
TS 312: Fleetwood Snax
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Bugsnax, Tweets and Fleets, Delaware, The Knick, moving to Arkansas, and Bud Light’s gaming console.Support us on Patreon to...
TS 311: Sticky Buns
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about election results, fish playing video games, cinnamon buns, shows we’re watching, Thanksgiving sides, and our holiday plans.S...
TS 310: Baby Shart
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the most viewed YouTube videos, realistic animatronics, theme parks, cartoon reboots, popcorn seasoning, magic mushrooms, and ...
TS 309: Smash That Block Button
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about 2020 Halloween costumes, cat names, bacon, new candy flavors, grocery store chains, and Google’s new icons!Support us on Pat...
TS 308: New Cat, Who This?
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about being on hold, husbands, The Haunting of Bly Manor, Zoey 101, popular Halloween costumes, and new cats!Support us on Patreon t...
TS 307: Lizzie McGuire Bed & Breakfast
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about getting married, lofi hip hop beats, ghost hunting, boiling pasta, haunted places, and the new Chromecast.Support us on Patreo...
TS 306: Find Your Inner Martha
09 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about CBD gummies, Super Mario Bros. 35, BBQ, shrimp vs. scampi, tea leaves, and the end of FarmVille.Support us on Patreon to keep ...
TS 305: FMK: CDs, Cassettes, Records?
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about CDs, cassettes, records, Xbox and Playstation, Super Mario 3D All-Stars, burnt cheesecake, and Japanese curry.Support us on Pa...
TS 304: Scream Queens
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about screaming, 2020 statistics, gluten-free flour, Hilary Duff in Law and Order, CANDY CODED music, and cult documentaries.Support...
TS 303: Math for Gays
11 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about pregnancy tests, Dancing with the Stars, moving back with parents, gender reveal parties, burnt bread, and favorite cleaning p...
TS 302: Bidet and Night
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about portable bidets, analyzing voice tone, procrastination monitoring, buying cheese online, wedding photography, and making bread...
TS 301: Flip the Kill Switch
28 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about dog sitting, augmented reality museums, actual cheeses, Netflix miniseries, weddings, and cell phone kill switches.Support us ...
TS 300: Don’t Dodge the Mod Podge
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Mod Podge and glitter, baking things, cheese trucks, video games we’re playing, transparent toilets, and butterscotch sauce....
TS 299: All the World is a Cheese
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about sitting gay wrong, moving fiascos, PopSockets, ear irrigations, neck gaiters, and Instant Pot risotto.Support us on Patreon to...
TS 298: All Aboard The eBussy
07 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about broken accordions, facial recognition, new phones, quarantine vacation, eBussy, and robot vacuum cleaners.Support us on Patreo...
TS 297: Bioprinted Nuggets
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about apps tracking mental health, packing and moving, eating fish, bioprinted nuggets, propagating plants, and whipping chocolate.2...
TS 296: Can’t Travel Will Beans
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about deepfake ponies, cow emissions, the politics of food, bad breath, and old toys and candy.Detecting Deepfake Faces - https://tm...
TS 295: PT Cruisin’
12 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about politeness and AI, fainting couches, bathing routines, dew point, PT Cruisers, and caffeine mints.Support us on Patreon to kee...
TS 294: Face on Face
03 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about spider bites, Unsolved Mysteries, basic fonts, Drag Race, Trans people in media, and customizable face masks.Support us on Pat...
TS 293: Ear Germs
26 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about hot weather, wearing masks, privating social media accounts, cooking brussels sprouts, keeping your ID on your phone, and germ...
TS 292: Here Today, Gonorrhea
19 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Humble Bundle for Racial Justice: https://www.humblebundle.com/fight-for-racial-justice-bundleThis week we talk about gaming consoles, wedding expecta...
TS 291: Accordion Gay
12 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Donate to These Orgs to Support Black Trans People: https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/n7wnbb/tony-mcdade-nina-pop-how-to-helpThis week we talk about ...
TS 290: Cold Hot Dogs
05 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about AI creating words, finger condoms, living on a boat, jockstrap updates, music streaming sites, and All Stars 5.Black Lives Mat...
TS 289: Pizza Juice
30 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Donate to the Minnesota Freedom Fund: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donateThis week we talk about jean jackets, getting married in a freezer, simul...
TS 288: Worms for Brains
23 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about 5G and Bill Gates, suing all homosexuals, living in a simulation, weather apps, new Twitter features, and Lady Gaga’s new so...
TS 287: Eels & Auras
15 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about seeing auras, video chatting with eels, glitching in animal crossing, jockstrap thoughts, constipated animals, and taking care...
TS 286: Hamburger Meat
09 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about trips to the dentist, virtual weddings, pan pizza, fixing Instant Pots, quarantine recipes, and premium facemasks.Support us o...
TS 285: Doorknob Earrings
24 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about sitting in the corner, animal crossing sales, chemical peels, virtual reality hot springs, bread videos, and upcycling boxes.S...
TS 284: Need the Nutty
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about 16 oz of paprika, new emojis, shopping habits, pandemic baking, powdered buttermilk, and tripping on nutmeg.Support us on Patr...
TS 283: POOPOOPEEPEE?
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about cell phone tanning, video game mods, butthole identification, dermatology shows, Happy Meal toys, and tartar sauce.Support us ...
TS 282: What’s Going ON In Tampa??
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about gays in quarantine, personalized makeup, Lindsay Lohan’s music, Tiger King, vegans in Animal Crossing, and the end of Steven...
TS 281: Don’t Cross Me, Animals
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Nintendo’s Mini Direct, giving birth at Wal-Mart, Marie Kondo’s new show, Internet traffic, McDonald’s Monopoly fraud, a...
TS 280: Ms. Toilet Seat
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about toilet paper calculators, new superheroes, Animal Crossing, new cars, the beauty of TikTok, and quarantined celebrities.Dr. Aa...
TS 279: Poo Poo Platter
13 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about specialized meals for your gut, drunk shopping, being gay 100 years ago, toilet paper preferences, kitchen cleaner, and Drag R...
TS 278: Indie Porn
06 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about washing your hands, heterosexuals kissing, smart planters, video games we’re currently playing, favorite adult film stars, a...
TS 277: Googly Eyed Robots
28 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about adventures in babysitting, The Bachelor, skiing, the new season of Drag Race, pharmaceuticals, and robots with faces. Support ...
TS 276: Pig Hole
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about hard and soft water, health procrastination, reading actual books, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, religion and spirituality, a...
TS 275: LEVEL 10 BACON
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about bacon patches, handshake germs, rotary cell phones, bagged salad, burning hair, and fiber gummies.Support us on Patreon to kee...
TS 274: Code Brown
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Joe pooping himself on his birthday, the unhappiest times of our lives, veterinary shows, testicle taste buds, being afraid of...
TS 273: Buttered Up
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Mr. Peanut’s death, an electric butter dispenser, phone concert etiquette, Lady Gaga’s leaked song, foot surgery, and Star...
TS 272: This Smells like Diesel Fuel
17 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about billionaires going to the moon, candles that smell like things, Netflix dessert shows, Australian wildfire dildo donations, ho...
TS 271: Feet on Demand
09 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about AI-generated feet pics, self-driving luggage, leaving butter out of the fridge, taint bandaids, PopSocket chargers, and some o...
TS 270: Angry Bovine
03 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about predictions for the next decade, slanted toilets, wearing gardens, New Year’s Eve kisses, bath salts, and automatic trash ca...
TS 269: Christmas Pickle
29 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about hiding pickles, a decade of psychological advancements, baking books, holiday travels, The Witcher, and real vs. fake Christma...
TS 268: Past the Expiration Date
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the age of our DNA, holiday traveling, social media and anxiety, birthday milestones, sharpening knives, and generational narc...
TS 267: Spelunking in my Cheese Cave
12 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about stepping in dog poo, driving with pavlova, finding the meaning of life, new pop stars, digital encyclopedias, and the top sear...
TS 266: HEY PENELOPE, VACCINATE!
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about perineum sunning, USB condoms, hot veterinarians, selling your privacy, stress levels, tracking our significant others, and mo...
TS 265: Master-basting the Turkey
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Thanksgiving traditions, VR for cows, washing our legs, meth campaigns, poultry precautions, and the Downton Abbey movie.Suppo...
TS 264: Chicken Don't Last Forever
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we chat about not eating at Chick-fil-A,Marie Kondo’s new store, impeachment, Pokemon Sword and Shield, The Crown, Oprah’s favorite thin...
TS 263: Daddy’s Little Sl*t
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we chat about trips to the ER, Pokemon drama, inappropriate Amazon listings, return of the flip phone, recipes, and the discontinued gingerb...
TS 262: Haunted Car Wash
10 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about rings made out of fingernails, Luigi’s Mansion 3, getting engaged, my east coast trip, instagramming like it’s 2014, and f...
TS 261: Bed Bugged
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about missing our bidets, dog ownership affects on health, Instagram face filters, limiting phone usage, revisiting our past, and be...
TS 260: Frail Homosexual
18 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about ancient memes, electronic rosaries, dog birthdays, upgrading cell phones, brain activity, and American culture shock.Support u...
TS 259: Pumpkin Time
11 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about iPhones turning people gay, Halloween movies, pumpkin spice lattes, sexy Ronald McDonald savory vs sweet cornbread, and Drag R...
TS 258: Will It Blend?
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about baking successfully, Instagram influencers, new blenders, visiting places from our past, smart glasses, and working normal hou...
TS 257: #JusticeForCheddar
27 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about getting lost in the woods, new bikes, a cheddar conspiracy, Untitled Goose Game, new Lindsay Lohan music, and celebrity tweets...
TS 256: I Love You as a Cat
20 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about donut sandwiches, Cheez-It pizza, competition shows, recurring dreams, being untrustworthy students, and changing your persona...
TS 255: Finger Lickin’ WOOD
13 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the KFC dating simulator, slow motion selfies, meetups at Wawa, smart plugs, phone cameras, and the new Animal Crossing game!S...
TS 254: Barbie’s Astral Chain
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about favorite colognes and deodorants, ice makers, custom license plates, improper contact lens use, chicken sandwiches, and pink e...
TS 253: Straight From The Wheel And Into Your Heart
30 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the Lizzie McGuire sequel, social fatigue, Red Bull’s lack of wings, old sitcoms, email scams, and slappin’ the bass.Suppo...
TS 252: Pin Culture
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about selfies vs posies, anti-sex toilets, denim jackets, woodland critters, the Oregon Trail, and Japanese bidets.Support us on Pat...
TS 251: Pumpkin Spice Swabbing
16 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about pumpkin spice season, tube TVs, getting swabbed, pooping every other day, camping, tofu, and playing with mercury.Support us o...
TS 250: Masculine Recycling
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about masculine recycling, staying hydrated, sex in self-driving cars, new old K-Pop, taking care of your hair, and new Patreon rewa...
TS 249: COLD BEANS
25 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about hiding Instagram likes, crying during movies, Joy-Con drift, outdoor symphonies, new Twitter, and using fake names online.Supp...
TS 248: Blue Man Sam
18 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Dr. Mario’s malpractice, the world’s richest celebs, awful printers, capitalism, smart devices, and sounds we can’t hear...
TS 247: Linda from Germany
12 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about showering with contacts in, the new Lion King movie, Internet addiction camps, Instant Pot pho recipes, phone numbers, and new...
TS 246: Sheboygan
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about pooping in Sheboygan, gay penguins, standing near attractive people, rumored Drag Race queens, 4th of July traditions, Fleabag...
TS 245: Presidential Condiments
28 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about presidential candidates, beach towns, fake news “vaccines,” switching web browsers, antidepressants, and J-Pop and Japanes...
TS 244: Gay Hell
22 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Pokemon drama, Gay Hell, TV shows we’re watching, silicone masks, fan culture, and lots of pride month discussions.Support u...
TS 243: Can’t Host, Will Travel
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about being a morning or night person, shows and movies we’re watching, reflecting during Pride, dating experiences, and our favor...
TS 242: The Lymph Knows
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the Pokemon Direct, pride month, deodorant for gamers, facial hair, what we die from, Chernobyl, and our Drag Race update.Supp...
TS 241: Compost Your Ghost
30 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about bidet fiascos, bonerless bathing suits, composting human remains, why coffee makes you poop, quick meals, and our Drag Race up...
TS 240: Ratburn? Or Rug Burn?
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about ride sharing experiences, moving drama, Mr. Ratburn’s wedding, Mother’s Day weekend, YouTube drama, and our Drag Race upda...
TS 239: Try Empathy
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about having empathy, the Razer toaster, olive bars, new Pixel phones, pot-in-pot action, and our Drag Race update.Support us on Pat...
TS 238: "I Love Boob"
04 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Avengers: Endgame, butt worms, the new Sonic trailer, swallowing AirPods, the presidential race, and our Drag Race update!Supp...
TS 237: First Time with Mr. Peanut
26 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about PCs made out of lasagna, reasons to go to Kohl’s, gay country music, tulip festivals, and our Drag Race update!Support us on...
TS 236: Am I the only one who...
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about awful world records, sick pets, indie games, Sam's bidet update, burlesque shows, and our Drag Race update!Support us on Patre...
TS 235: Depresso
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about safely ejecting USB drives, yoga making you gay, the new Daisy amiibo, drinking too much coffee, Killing Eve, and our Drag Rac...
TS 234: 101 Chihuahuas
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about call screening, being a good person, Skrillex and mosquitos, Japanese horror films, cooking videos, and our Drag Race update!S...
TS 233: George Washington Gays
29 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about professional child namers, new movies and music, April Fools’ Day, selling Grindr, and our Drag Race update!Support us on Pa...
TS 232: NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CHEESE
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about playing music for cheese, new kitchen appliances, when we got depressed, personality quizzes, songs we’re jamming to, and ou...
TS 231: Too Much Money, Not Enough SENSE
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about college admissions, transient anuses, wiener cameras, biting our own tongues, past relationships, and our Drag Race update!Sup...
TS 230: Pâté Away
08 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our favorite years of school, iced coffee, comedy shows, the gayest places in the USA, making Vietnamese sandwiches, and our D...
TS 229: Glenn Close (but not close enough)
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the Pokemon Direct, where our meat comes from, the Oscars, cooking in the Instant Pot and the new cast of Drag Race Season 11!...
TS 228: Mummy Moment
21 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about chunky soup, young blood, bidet updates, President Bowser, popsockets, music, and our Drag Race update.Support us on Patreon t...
TS 227: Bidet: Bi-DO or Bi-DON’T?
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about new Coke flavors, new Kpop groups, the Nintendo Direct, pooping ourselves and bidets, browser dark mode, and our Drag Race upd...
TS 226: I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN
07 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about suing your parents for being born, sports fans, new emoji, what we’ve been watching on Netflix, feeling lonely on Valentine’...