The Show with Sam & Joe

TS 225: Egg Corn

31 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the top Nintendo Switch games, Paris is Burning, Steven Universe, thirsting after serial killers, egg corns, and our Drag Race...

TS 224: The One Where Sam Says “Poopyhole”

24 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about virtual reality learning, Oscar nominations, buying cheap stuff online, deleting tweets, selling YouTube channels, and our Dra...

TS 223: The Lort Tried To Stop Us

11 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Marie Kondo, picky eaters, noise pollution, the government shutdown, cassette tapes, our Drag Race update, and more!Support us...

TS 222: Bird Boxes, Bandersnatches, and Best of 2018

03 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about bird boxes, Bandersnatches, and our favorite music, video games, movies, and more of 2018.Support us on Patreon to keep the po...

TS 221: The Tent is QUAKING

29 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week is we talk about purging social media accounts, cheeses of the week, buying adult furniture, new holiday traditions, things we’ve been bak...

TS 220: That’s #Dairy

20 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about holiday transitions, anxiety attacks, The Twilight Zone, expired drugs, cool puppets, and our Drag Race update.Support us on P...

TS 219: I Never Wanted To Live this Long

14 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about marriage in our generation, the Game Awards, Smash Ultimate, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, divorcing ghosts, and 90s sitcoms.Supp...

TS 218: Tinker Tailor Joseph Spy

06 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about calling the cops on neighbors, having a third arm, really bad boys, power outages, Life-Size 2, and the Drag Race holiday spec...

TS 217: WHERE’S PAULA?

29 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Piggie’s holiday mishaps, our Cyber Monday purchases, getting massages, being apart for the holidays, Thanksgiving food, and...

TS 216: Sam and Joe GO

15 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about legally changing your age, if Sam and Joe GO were an app, Great British Bake Off, the new Pokemon movie trailer, kitchen tools...

TS 215: Raging Dumpster Planet

09 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the new Carly Rae Jepsen song, anxiety attacks, foldable phones, our new identities, new old video games, and things we’ve b...

TS 214: City Goat, Country Goat

01 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about pumpkin patches, pizza trucks, stan culture, new jobs, LGBTQ representation in media, and stuff we watch on YouTube.Support us...

TS 213: Pokemon GO TO CHURCH

26 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about growing up in church, our last meals, a new Pokemon GO clone, being bad at math, the Founding Fathers, the new Halloween movie...

TS 212: The Most Bullied Person in the World

18 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about trips to Arkansas, the most bullied person in the world, getting packages stolen, Great British Bake Off, good customer servic...

TS 211: Flaming Ground Holes

11 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about selfie deaths, screen-blocking glasses, skin smoothing cameras, phone notches and the new Pixel 3, and flaming ground holes.Su...

TS 210: WHERE’S BIRDO?

04 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about gay stereotypes, presidential alerts, how to get what you want, getting too close to wild animals, therapy, and Nintendo Switc...

TS 209: Optician Dishin’

27 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about bad doctor experiences, what cheese we’d be, disconnecting from the world, Panera Bread, free food for life, and ugly scarve...

TS 208: Fly Me To The Moon

20 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about who should go to the moon, lobsters getting high, bad tattoos, corporal punishment, being boring in high school, and Nintendo ...

TS 207: Brunch Is For The Gays

13 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about pumpkin spiced things, veterinarian drama, Shadow of the Tomb Raider, the end of summer, readjusting sleep schedules, and chil...

TS 206: Hmm, Cheese

07 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about teens leaving social media, mutual breakups, new Kpop music, taking selfies, Crazy Rich Asians, and Joe’s cheese of the week...

TS 205: Raccoon Handy-J

30 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our cheese of the week, the wrong holes, canadian sex doll brothels, traveling, our school mascots, and peeing in public.Suppo...

TS 204: Cheesy Breezy Beautiful

23 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about personalized porn, which emoji’s we would add, The Hills coming back, our favorite cheeses, pocket size differences, and som...

TS 203: Lube-y Tunes

16 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our favorite lubes, plagiarism in video game reviews, grocery shopping with Hilary Duff, gossip magazines, not being gay enoug...

TS 202: Excederin, excederin, excederin...

09 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about revisiting places we lived, bigfoot erotica, new Kpop jams, social interactions, Smash Bros news, and gifts that’ll make us ...

TS 201: Mind-Controlling Poop Parasites

26 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about mind-controlling cat poop parasites, training dogs, preconceived notions of LGBTQ media, telling partners about mental health ...

TS 200: Getting the Clap for the 200th Time

19 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we celebrate our 200th episode by taking questions from y’all! We discuss the past four years, topics we would never talk about, and the n...

TS 199: Big Clappers

12 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about canoeing, our favorite gay media, Japanese clapping robots, stories from the Walmart parking lot, Bravo for men, and my final ...

TS 198: Canoe Candy

05 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about baby’s first tank top, bubblegum flavored things, being Pokemon gym leaders, the end of pride month, photos currently on our...

TS 197: Peepin’ that Hemmy

28 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about sex robots, how we stay motivated, foam rollers, hemorrhoids, unique family sayings, maintenance issues, and our Drag Race upd...

TS 196: President Walmart

21 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about banning ASMR, new Kpop comebacks, our favorite Nintendo Switch games, new apartments, what God looks like, and our Drag Race u...

TS 195: Gabbing About Games

14 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about collecting CDs, pride events, E3 gaming news, new apartment stories, gloryholes, and our Drag Race update!Support us on Patreo...

TS 194: Storytime - I GOT RABIES!!

07 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Reddit influencing AI, making friends at college, sleeping in contact lenses, people dying in our apartments, comfort food, an...

TS 193: The Dern Wagon

31 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about new Pokemon games, how our lives would’ve been different if we’d been more accepted growing up, apartment hunting, mom and...

TS 192: The Tropicana Diet

17 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about brains with googly eyes, straight people appropriating twinks, peeing maple syrup, Nintendo Switch hacking, and our Drag Race ...

TS 191: Hey Graggle?

10 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about AI making calls for us, funerals for robot pets, jury duty, Mormons vs Jehovah's Witnesses, grocery stores, and our Drag Race ...

TS 190: Watch This Space

03 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the first times we allegedly got drunk, changes to the gun emoji, school dances, drug policies, pedicures, new hobbies, and ou...

TS 189: ASMR Construction Site

26 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about age differences in relationships, monkeys suing humans, some of our favorite shows currently, kids being polite to technology,...

TS 188: Stay In Your Lane

20 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about meeting your partner’s parents, CGI social media influencers, catchy K-pop jams, banana-flavored candy, being emotionally in...

TS 187: Jamie Lee Curtsy

12 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about death fetishes, mind-reading technology, camping, pooping in gas stations, British TV shows, and our Drag Race update.Support ...

TS 186: TAUT or NOT?

06 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about drinking too much coffee, sentient Google Homes, places we’ve hated, teeth whitening, how to shave your balls, and our Drag ...

TS 185: Maybe The Russians Were Right

29 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about food poisoning, Facebook privacy, the new Tomb Raider movie, Instant Pots, great games to play with your partner, and our Drag...

TS 184: Front Row Seat to Jesus

22 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Luigi’s penis, robot abuse, getting fired, being sick, talent show competitions, and our Drag Race update!Support us on Patr...

TS 183: Classy, Gassy, and Flaccid

08 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about being phone-less, gender norms, butthole knowledge, dungeons and drag queens, Queer Eye, and our Drag Race update.Support us o...

TS 182: Pika Pika Whaaaa?

01 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about fatty foods that are turning you gay, our first computers, people criticizing your work, shitting pants, pharmacy snobs, and o...

TS 181: 99 Problems But The Anthem Ain’t One

22 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about fanny packs, doggy balls, keyboards vs touchscreens, our President’s Day weekend, Janelle Monae, and our Drag Race update!Su...

TS 180: Dear Abby: Oops! I Joined ISIS!

15 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Valentine’s Day at Olive Garden, new emojis, creating our own musical instruments, dissatisfaction with joining ISIS, catfis...

TS 179: Blowing Smoke Up Our Ass

08 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Diet Coke conspiracies, our Super Bowel experiences, getting smoke blown up our asses, going back to school, CHVRCHES new sing...

TS 178: Top 10 Ways To Get Giardia

02 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about saving energy by staying indoors, beef jerky, accent prejudices, contracting giardia, Celeste, and our Drag Race update.Suppor...

TS 177: Straight 30 is the Gay 90

27 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about turning 30, knowing your angles, gay k-pop idols, net neutrality, the death of miitomo, and blending with immersion.Support us...

TS 176: Natural Selection

18 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about going to the DMV, people eating detergent pods, bronzing shoes, Japanese food, stealing baby teeth, and what we’d do if our ...

TS 175: Fartbit

11 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about crazy vet trips, new Diet Coke flavors, ingestible fart-tracking pills, Kpop girl groups, our favorite pizza chains, and how t...

TS 174: Our Favorite Things Of 2017

04 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about new puppies, getting ghosted, and all our favorite things of 2017, including movies, video games, gadgets, and more!Support us...

TS 173: The Anals of Time

29 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the wonders of pomegranates, archived Tweets, analyzing our DNA, hot cousins, Holidays with family, and where we’d be withou...

TS 172: Not My Grinch

21 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about couples massages, being kind to AI, iPhone battery life scandals, Christmas traditions, becoming our parents, and weird things...

TS 171: An Intimate Christmas Experience

14 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about sex with ghosts, people who still write checks, the top search terms of 2017, bitcoin and VPNs, wrapping presents and net neut...

TS 170: Crisp, Clean, and Moist

07 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about getting puppies, fecal transplants, high risk behaviors, password management, our college regrets, and shitty lasagnaSupport u...

TS 169: Dickbit

30 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about smart condoms, shows we hate to love, substitute smartphones, conspiracy theories, lack of motivation and getting the flu.Supp...

TS 168: Green Stuff and Blueberry Yuck

23 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about taking cold showers, Faraday cages, replaying video games, Kpop in the USA, Thanksgiving foods, and our ideal self-care days.S...

TS 167: The F-word

16 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Christmas lights preferences, DLC and micro-transaction drama, swearing on TV, embarrassing usernames, and if we were unethica...

TS 166: Smashing Pumpkins

02 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about trick-or-treating, Super Mario Odyssey conspiracies, Fortnite, carving pumpkins, Stranger Things 2, and teachers who influence...

TS 165: Pocket Cramps

26 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about driving a U-Haul across the country, Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp, the All Stars 3 reveal, ear cleaning, and our Frankenstein ...

TS 164: I’ll Have The Cat Food

19 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Stardew Valley, Mario Odyssey, psychedelics, All Stars 3, sexism in Mario Party games, and acting stereotypically queer.Suppor...

TS 163: Light and Airy

12 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about tracking your significant other, Girls’ Generation drama, have a little chinwag, coming out anniversaries, Stardew Valley, a...

TS 162: Mario the Murderer

05 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about mattress industry conspiracies, Mario being a murderer, empathy gaps, sloppy roommates, and Stardew Valley on Switch.Support u...

TS 161: Touch Yourself

28 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about acrobatic cats, selling stuff on Craigslist, Comic-Con, Fergie’s new album, dream museums, and believing in Santa.Support us...

TS 160: Declutter Your Tomb

21 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the Tomb Raider movie trailer, a Princess Daisy smear campaign, apartment viewings, seafood, moving advice, and Pennywise and ...

TS 159: We All Float Down Here

14 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about prescription drugs, the Apple Event, new Nintendo Switch games, IT the movie, living without sugar, and natural disasters.Sup...

TS 158: Play-Doh Cake

07 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about having kids, Stephen King movies, curved monitors and other curved things, Kpop, the mysteries of red velvet cake, and our opi...

TS 157: Look What You Made Us Do

31 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about cleaning out our closets, living with our parents, time management, politics and children, Hurricane Harvey, and Taylor Swift’...

TS 156: Mad Max: Daisy Road

24 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our emoji usage, the eclipse, video game news, dialects, bad pickup lines, and Mario being a terrorist.Donate via Patreon to k...

TS 155: Dickers

17 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about stickers for your penis, Splatoon 2, incest in Game of Thrones, the state of America, what song’s we’d like to cover, and ...

TS 154: Tassie Boys w/ Liam! (@LIAMODEARME)

10 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week Liam (@LIAMODEARME) is filling in for Joe who is out sick this week. We talk about breakups and heartbreaks, cute Tassie boys, Game of Thron...

TS 153: Breath of the Hamburger

27 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about building computers, Breath of the Wild, gay dating apps, falling asleep in our clothes, avoiding public places, and Drag Race ...

TS 152: Walmart, My Home Girl

20 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Nintendo Switch drama, snorting chocolate, the Bratz universe, Twitch streaming, being ghosted, and sticking things in your wi...

TS 151: DIAL 911

13 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about yogurt addiction, coffee making you live longer, calling 911, the KFC phone, and some of our first gay moments.Donate via Patr...

TS 150: Teledildonics

07 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about what to do when you’re being harassed, teledildonics, the new Overwatch hero, hanging out with internet friends, Kesha’s n...

TS 149: Sashay Away

29 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about how we stay creative, trying to find a Nintendo Switch, self-centered dates, a gay colony on Mars, and our final Drag Race upd...

TS 148: Ask The Babadook

15 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the Babadook as an LGBT icon, which E3 games we’re anticipating, data backup and breaches, gay virginity, and our Drag Race ...

TS 147: Keep On Truckin’

08 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Pride Month, misspelling words, Wonder Woman, what type of salad dressing we’d be, the queen of the gays, and our Drag Race ...

TS 146: Did You Know You Can Eat Spinach?

01 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about eating healthy, being catfished, cat drama, Far Cry 5, the Montana election, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to k...

TS 145: TromBONE ME

25 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about controversial didgeridoo porn, the Overwatch anniversary event, being hairy, juice cleanses, which social network sites are th...

TS 144: Pocket Gay

18 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week it’s our three year anniversary! We talk about having knives for fingers, getting pedicures, anal desensitizing lube, Golden Girls Clue, a...

TS 143: Freshly Birthed

11 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about subconscious gay fears, video calling, friendly trampolines, 21st birthdays, our own reality shows, and our Drag Race update!D...

TS 142: Everyone’s Family at the Dollar

04 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about taking on the patriarchy, what we need in a relationship, our Myers-Briggs personality types, having no cell service, activism...

TS 141: Consistently Beige

27 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about earwax and spider bites, pre-dirtied jeans, self-image when dating, The Handmaid’s Tale, food anxiety, and our Drag Race upd...

TS 140: Such a Southern Belle

20 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about vengeful spiders, musical memories, fried coke and other Southern things, living without water, where we think vaginas are loc...

TS 139: Plastic, It’s Fantastic!

13 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about butt exercises, The Hills toddlers, plastic surgery stigma, crying after sex, eternal orgasms, and our Drag Race update!Donate...

TS 138: The Flop Sweats

06 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about problematic soda commercials, being public with relationships, our own Overwatch super powers, summertime flop sweats, and our...

TS 137: I Choose Bacon

31 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about which ages we peak at different life skills, the new Tomb Raider movie, microwavable bacon, shaving buttholes, and our Drag Ra...

TS 136: Sloppy Smooching

23 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about YouTube’s restricted mode, gay baiting, “Trump’s America,” bad kissers, and answer some rather disturbing questions fr...

TS 135: As a Chandelierkin...

09 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about gay representation in the media, funny Skyrim mods, potential literary tattoos we’d get, MUNA, Breath of the Wild, and the N...

TS 134: The Secret Shart

02 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about breaking cell phones, the Oscars, Youtube’s new TV service, the size of our heads, and tips for holding in your toots.Donate...

TS 133: Lindsay Lohan’s Turkish Adventure

23 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about being just friends with people we’ve dated, Lindsay Lohan’s Turkish adventure, butthole masks, generic pop music, our good...

TS 132: Limp D*ck Tofu

16 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about YouTube drama, the first ever American Boy doll, lazy cooking tips, Katy Perry and the Grammys, and coffee enemas.Donate via P...

TS 131: Cirque du So Gay

09 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about anal training, Nintendo’s new baby simulator game, an interesting mental health study, adventures in cooking, and the new Dr...

TS 130: Science Just Isn't There Yet

03 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about deodorant scents, Groundhog Day, shitting on the floor, first date ideas, the upcoming Drag Race season, and adventures in coo...

TS 129: Tinker With Your Pi-Hole

26 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about envying teenagers, Resident Evil 7, our actual hopes and dreams, presidential memes, the new Britney Lifetime movie, and chees...

TS 128: Spicy Boogers and Ham

19 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we detail all our Nintendo Switch thoughts, talk about boomboxes, free food, a few more awkward situations, and Sam's Google Pixel review.Do...

TS 127: Gimme Your Luigi, Daddy

12 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our own personal sex toys, swearing being linked to honesty, top 10 memes of 2016, Celebrity Big Brother, and getting your but...

TS 126: Our Favorite Things of 2016

05 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss our favorite things of 2016! Including favorite music, movies, shows,phone apps, games, purchases and products!Donate via Patreon...