The Show with Sam & Joe
Episodes
TS 125: A Dead Mouse Christmas
23 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about getting catfished, Japanese virtual assistants, top Google searches of 2016, LGBT video game characters, the Google Pixel, and...
TS 124: Rent-A-Jew
16 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about pet rocks, daddies, our favorite and least favorite songs we’ve done, holiday stresses, the Rent-A-Jew program, and a papier...
TS 123: Haunted Buttholes
08 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about wiener size, Leah Remini’s Scientology documentary, new Kpop songs, America’s Test Kitchen, the comeback of vinyl records,...
TS 122: LingLong DingDong
01 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about long distance relationships, ghosting, deleting our entire social media presence, Westworld, celebrity sleepovers, and LingLon...
TS 121: Two Desperate Homos
17 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our struggles on the dating scene, People’s sexiest man alive, whether or now we’re allowed to like Ghost in the Shell, In...
TS 120: Make America Gummy Again
10 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about new beginnings, our experiences with antidepressants, quién es Sombra??, the election results, my 5 pound bag of gummy bears,...
TS 119: Hallelujah Houses, Henny!
03 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Hilary Duff’s couples costume, hallelujah houses, voting, our favorite late night snacks, Vine’s shutdown, and microwave c...
TS 118: When Does One BECOME A Clown?
27 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about clown appropriation, the World Series, getting eaten out by zombies, Gaga’s country album, reclaiming Pepe the Frog, and the...
TS 117: LET THE DAMN MONKEY SMOKE
20 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about smoking chimps, meeting aliens, Nintendo NX excitement, internet outages, the 3rd Presidential debate, and our final Drag Race...
TS 116: Closer to God
13 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our experiences moving, “no homo” comments, Overwatch, voting, exploding phones, and our Drag Race update.Donate via Patre...
TS 115: The Greatest Country in America
06 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Amanda Knox, Pepe the hate symbol, our ideal Halloween costumes, Vice Presidential Daddies, candy addiction, and our Drag Race...
TS 114: Skeletons In The Spare Bedroom
29 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the NSA, casually finding dead people in the house, doing gay porn, the Presidential debate, what cartoon characters we’d be...
TS 113: It Was All Rice
15 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about data caps, Hillary Clinton and Pepe the Frog, Harambe memes, borrowing cats, exploding phones, and our Drag Race update.Donate...
TS 112: Getting Assaulted Outside a Boost Mobile
09 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about poppers, the Perfume concert, getting assaulted outside a Boost Mobile, Stranger Things, dating bisexuals, and our Drag Race u...
TS 111: Back On The Grind
01 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Grindr, homesickness, Android Nougat, Kubo and the Two Strings, and our first thoughts on RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2.Don...
TS 110: This Podcast is Shareware
25 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about annoying phone notifications, the many layers of death, which Olympic sport we’d play, living without cell service, water on...
TS 109: Top 5 Disney Penises
18 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about penis pole vaulting, Ghostbusters, rewatchable TV shows, love in gas station bathrooms, Britney at the VMAs, and our top 5 Dis...
TS 108: GOTTA GO FAST
11 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about exciting printer problems, Steven Universe theories, how we trigger each other, being naked in Antarctica, K-Pop, and supper c...
TS 107: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
04 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about editing our nudes, share throwing up stories, discuss Tyler Posey and gaybaiting, the Nintendo NX, RuPaul’s Drag Race All St...
TS 106: Slime Time Live
28 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about making your own emoji, semen and sea men, relationships and exes, Charmed, and what star systems we’re from.Donate via Patre...
TS 105: But There Are Starving Children in Africa!
21 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about panicking reactions, Britney’s new song, free speech, fucking Tom Hanks, Ghostbusters, and the Republican National Conventio...
TS 104: The Podcast That Almost Never Was
15 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we endure many struggles, talk about Pokemon nude selfies, Hiddleswift drama, SGDQ, the new NES, and our first celebrity crushes.Donate via ...
TS 103: Open Casket, It’s Fantastic!
07 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about funeral traditions, Netflix shows, Pokemon Go, Azealia Banks bleaching her skin, Taylor Swift insurance policies, and how to s...
TS 102: Take a Shot
23 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Taylor Swift conspiracy theories, Amelie coming to Broadway, how Sam’s officially “masc4masc,” RuPaul’s Drag Race All ...
TS 101: LOTS OF VIDEO GAME TALK
16 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Overwatch threesomes, and lots of E3 news, including the Tomb Raider 20th anniversary, the new Zelda game, as well as Iggy goi...
TS 100: Pinky in the Stink - 100th EPISODE SPECIAL
09 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week is our 100th episode anniversary! We listen to some quotes from past episodes, have some celebrity guest callers, react to our first ever ep...
TS 099: The Gorilla Experts
02 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Katy Perry’s Twitter being hacked, what each state googles, shooting gorillas, the origins of corned beef, Victoria Beckham’...
TS 098: Human Meat Pizza
26 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our sexiest underwear, snooping through our boyfriends’ stuff, Britney Spears, human meat pizzas, and our first date tips!Do...
TS 097: It’s Like Humping A Halloween Decoration
19 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about taking photos during sex, who our Civil War teams would be, bisexuality, Bernie Sanders, sex reality shows, and the Drag Race ...
TS 096: Finger Lickin’ Good
12 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about chicken-flavored nail polish, the Power Rangers reboot, otherkins, Azealia Banks drama, Pokemon and Overwatch, and the current...
TS 095: This Is A Story About A Bird Named Becky
05 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about a bird named Becky, sex dolls falling from the sky, fingerprint security, the fall of Ted Cruz, gay representation in the medi...
TS 094: Check Your Toilet Privilege
28 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the upcoming Ted Cruz sex tape, gaming PCs, our Drag Race update, Beyonce and Kelly Ripa drama, password security, and pooping...
TS 093: Pro-Dildo, Not Pro-Choice
21 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Ted Cruz’s dildo policies, marrying inanimate objects, wanting kids, our Drag Race update, the battle of streaming platforms...
TS 092: #Triggered
14 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about VR porn, Britney’s new album, super fun political stuff, public shaming, Rachel Dolezal, and our Drag Race update!Donate via...
TS 091: Miitomo, Perfume, and Embarrassing Moments
07 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the new Miitomo app, embarrassing moments, Uffie, Microsoft’s racist chatbot, our Drag Race update, and Perfume!Donate via P...
TS 090: Grindr for Grandfathers
24 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Sarah Palin being a judge, Instagram’s new algorithm, virtual reality, Meghan Trainor’s new single, Grindr for Grandfather...
TS 089: She’s Definitely Caitlyn
17 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about J-pop, abortion rights for men, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Timehop, eating weird things, and Caitlyn Jenner.Donate via Patreon to k...
TS 088: Drugs, Nudes, and LSD
10 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Maria Sharapova’s drug announcement, Kim Kardashian’s nude selfie, LSD microdosing, RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 8, childho...
TS 087: Cooking With Orajel
03 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Kylie Jenner vs. Kylie Minogue, looks being related to intelligence, being addicted to Orajel, Nintendo NX, Pokemon games old ...
TS 086: Stick That In Your Bloomin’ Onion
25 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about government and data privacy, life in different countries, the X-Files, having sex with ourselves, Deadpool, and our ideal Big ...
TS 085: ANGRY WHITE PEOPLE
18 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about living in a hotel, real life horror games, the Grammys, Perfume, being lonely on Valentine’s Day, and angry white people.Don...
TS 084: Breakin’ Shit
11 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Super Bowl conspiracies, video game worlds, our personal aesthetics, Hail Caesar, monthly box subscriptions, and breaking elec...
TS 083: The Reactioning
04 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the new Tomb Raider game, what our gem fusion would look like, the Fine Bros fiasco, Grimes, and Sam gives his Celebrity Big B...
TS 082: Let’s Talk About Furries
28 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about furries, Donald Trump smut, body hair, deactivating Facebook accounts, and Chelsea Handler doing drugs.Donate via Patreon to k...
TS 081: Making Out With Corpses
21 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about how our voices influence our mood, our dream jobs, the latest person the Internet is witch hunting, Sarah Palin endorsing Trum...
TS 080: Gay People Are Stupid
14 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the new Tomb Raider game, high school reunions, the Golden Globes, Making a Murderer, famous birthdays, and Sam's Big Brother ...
TS 079: Have You TRAINED YOUR BRAIN?
07 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about training our brains, surprise dildos, Twitter’s character limit, Celebrity Big Brother UK, gay dating apps, and Hitler!Donat...
TS 078: Our Favorite Things Of 2015
31 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our favorite things of 2015 including our favorite music, movies, games, memories, and more!Donate via Patreon to keep the pod...
TS 077: Where Babies Come From
17 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week Barbara Robertson stops by to offer some Holiday tips. We also talk about finding boyfriends in prison, Sam feeling 22, our ultimate turnoff...
TS 076: Putting the “FUN” in FUNERAL
10 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about believing in Santa, dining and dashing, Kim Kardashian’s new baby, Guitar Hero band names, J-Pop news, and putting the “fu...
TS 075: Paying For A Boyfriend
03 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about paying boys to care about you, Star Wars conspiracy theories, our favorite Christmas songs, Kylie Jenner, our wedding centerpi...
TS 074: Eating Donald Trump
26 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we give our professional opinions of Adele’s new album. We also discuss Thanksgiving traditions, eating celebrities, catfishing, old compu...
TS 073: Our Exclusive Adele “Interview”
19 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have an exclusive interview with Adele about her new album, Sam and I discuss getting lobotomies, our earliest memories, Shia LaBeouf’s...
TS 072: Being Fisted by the Hulk
12 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we answer LOADS of your “Would you rather…?” questions and discuss being conjoined twins, eating the same foods forever, being fisted ...
TS 071: Self-Worth and Social Media
05 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Twitter’s new “like” feature, self-worth being linked to social media, being sneaky with Snapchat, how we got our online...
TS 070: Your Fave Is Problematic
29 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween! This week we chat about being haunted by penises, sleeping on the floor, being the gay version of a cougar, lesbian communes, who our...
TS 069: I am SUCH a Trendsetter
22 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about phone scammers, aliens and reincarnation, YouTube comments, Sam’s first live radio broadcast, Amy Schumer’s stand-up, How ...
TS 068: How Many Ugly People Equals One Matt Damon?
15 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about scary games to play when you’re alone, North Korea, our height requirements with boys, how many ugly people equals one Matt ...
TS 067: Conspiracy Theory: AVRIL LAVIGNE IS DEAD??
08 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about several conspiracy theories including the theory that Avril Lavigne actually died in 2004. We also talk about me hooking up wi...
TS 066: Is That A Penis?
01 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about unwanted dick pics, the Pope’s new album, not liking kids, the perfect recipe for sending nudes, credit cards, and an update...
TS 065: I’d Let Zac Efron Ruin Me
24 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about name origins, jelly versus jam, celebrities we would bang, the Republican debates, Emmy Awards, and piercings and what they me...
TS 064: Please Talk To My Personal Assistant
17 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our dream cars, having personal assistants, wearing hats, things we wish we’d invented, Kris and Caitlyn Jenner, and our new...
TS 063: GTA Boyfriends & Pushing Our Buttons
10 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we give some amazingly sophisticated movie reviews, discuss getting boyfriends in Grand Theft Auto Online, things that push our buttons, Sup...
TS 062: VMA DRAMA!!
03 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we dish on all the VMA drama, including Miley Cyrus’ new album, Nicki Minaj’s performance, and Kanye West running for president. We also...
TS 061: A Cup of Fresh Air
27 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Sam’s penis drama, Joe’s change of heart about Snapchat, other podcasts we listen to, public encounters with people online...
TS 060: Planning Our Own Funerals
20 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about planning our own funerals, living different lives, Sam’s claim to Internet fame, Rick and Morty, nude oil paintings, and hor...
TS 059: Our Best Body Parts
13 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our favorite and ideal social networks, Sims 4 voodoo, the Wonder Girls comeback, how we can’t spell or do math, our best bo...
TS 058: I’M EDGING
06 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about extensions, music we’re embarrassed to listen to, getting caught lying, our favorite movies, Smash Bros characters, and what...
TS 057: Man Buns? Yes or No?
30 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Snapchat, man buns, creepy animatronics, how much we love cursing, Super Mario Maker, and impersonating FBI Agents.Donate via ...
TS 056: Do You Wear Padded Underwear?
23 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about moving on from friends, padded underwear, actually being sleepless in Seattle, Pluto, Steven Universe, and conspiracy theories...
TS 055: Our Favorite Porn
16 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our favorite porn, people breaking into our houses, traveling alone, cellphone cameras in space, how disgusting we are when we...
TS 054: WHAT IF WE’D NEVER MET??
08 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about carrier pigeons being extinct, what apps we have on our phones, new music we’ve been working on, staying cool in the summer,...
TS 053: Ghost Towns, Ghibli, and Bears
26 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about working retail, confederate flag controversy, ghost towns, Studio Ghibli, tipping Uber drivers, and getting eaten by bears. Ho...
TS 052: Frats Boys and E3 Video Game Talk
18 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about spying on neighbors, frat boys being crazy, new Hilary Duff music, cosplay, E3 and our opinions on new video games, and sticki...
TS 051: “You Ever Do Any Modelin’?”
11 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about hot frat guys, being sexually harassed at the bus stop, being stranded without cell service, sexiest accents, and what our las...
TS 050: Joe’s Furry Blue Tumor
04 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about new apartments and jobs, S&M, Sam being a bridesmaid, Gay Pride, dying in college, and we describe pictures of corn dogs. Host...
TS 049: LIVE! ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL! WE ARE TOGETHER! HI!
21 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about what we’ve been up to in Seattle, Hilary Duff’s new music video, creepy online stuff, our Internet history, favorite child...
TS 048: School Dances and Sleepovers
15 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about school dances, sports we played, famous people we’ve met, rice, sleepovers, and what it would be like if Sam ran a nightclub...
TS 047: Alien Beejays and Lots of Video Game Talk
07 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have a debate about indie versus big game developers, talk about Britney’s new song, first crushes, our laugh, what time we’d want to...
TS 046: Being An Introvert, Landlords, & Bruce Jenner
30 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about laser hair removal, the Lizzie McGuire Movie being on Netflix, landlords, being introverted, and we discuss the Bruce Jenner i...
TS 045: This Is Going NOWHERE
23 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about struggling to reject dates, putting horse oil on your face, Drag Race, reincarnation, and what we want to see in the future! H...
TS 044: THIS HAMBURGER IS GOOD
16 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have a competition to see who has the deepest voice, we talk about buying cucumbers at Walmart, SNSD’s new single, college advice, Girl...
TS 043: Since You’ve Been Gone (by Kelly Clarkson but not really)
09 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about what we’ve been up to over our week off, the new Hilary Duff song, dating apps, ancestry, sex in Amsterdam, and food poisoni...
TS 042: How Well Do You Know Your Drag Terms?
26 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sam gives Joe a quiz on drag terms. We also talk about celebrity close-ups, what horror movie situations we’d like to be in, read a sexy n...
TS 041: What Are You Afraid Of?
19 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about K-Pop and J-Pop, the art of creating Sims, what we’re afraid of, give an update on new music we’re working on, TV Shows we...
TS 040: I Was UNFRIENDED??
12 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about ice cream in winter, give awful advice to teens, discuss friends unfriending you online, snorting ashes, Perfume, and new fan-...
TS 039: Fifty Shades of Waluigi
05 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss our TOP TEN NINTENDO PENISES. We also talk about music, Drag Race, and we read some of your tweets about peeing in the sink. Host...
TS 038: Let’s Share Barf Stories
26 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about crazy barking dogs, hot teachers, yummy foods and barfy foods, our ideal Smash Brothers characters, chickenpox, and peeing in ...
TS 037: Hot Cop Ganondorf Stripping? Yes Please.
20 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talked about classic movies and tv shows, K-dramas, threesomes, and games being made into movies, and Ganondorf as a stripper Hosted on A...
TS 036: What The Hell Are Truffles Anyway?
12 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talked about new carpet, the New Nintendo 3DS, Joe not being a vegetarian anymore, vibrators, spring cleaning, and the Grammys. Hosted on...
TS 035: Muppets and ASMR
05 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about ASMR, Muppets and old TV shows, corrections, video game movies, and we answer a question about sex with John Travolta! Hosted ...
TS 034: Shirley Temple is DEAD??
29 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about selling body parts, hippies, The Hills, our best and worst dates, Bjork’s new album, and the ghost of Shirley Temple. Hosted...
TS 033: When Sonic & Knuckles Met Sam & Joe
22 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about mysterious video game characters, music industry scandals, Celebrity Big Brother, and we do a reading of a yaoi that a fan wro...
TS 032: Switching Bodies and Pleasing Your Man
15 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Jamie Lynn Spears being a ninja, switching bodies Freaky Friday-style, credible chapstick recommendations, moonshine experienc...
TS 031: Porn & Resolutions & Porn
08 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about new years resolutions, yaoi and our internet search history, Japanology, Joe’s colon, and whether or not we’re actually al...
TS 030: The Best Things of 2014
01 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Sam & Joe talk about their favorite things about 2014. Books, music, movies, video games, and more! (Sam was on location this week so please excuse th...
TS 029: Holidays with Homos
25 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we talk about holiday family traditions and our favorite gifts we've ever given and received.Jingle Bell sfx courtesy of 'ju...
TS 028: Igloo Australia
18 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about a holiday vibrator miracle, slushies, Igloo Australia, music, and Sam’s 21st birthday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
TS 027: Broken Vibrators, Broken Dreams
11 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Sam and Joe chat about video games they've been playing, broken vibrators, book scandals, and Sigourney Weaver’s shaved head in the third Alien movi...
TS 026: Cooking Disasters & Finals Week
04 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Sam and Joe chat about Star Trek, Scarlett Johannson’s wedding in Montana, their cooking disasters, the Amish, and dish out some fabulous advice for...