THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
Episodes
BONE ZONE HALF HOUR #4: CRADLED IN THE BIG HANDS OF OUR VENGEFUL GOD
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
An orphaned, terrestrial planet rests cradled in the cupped hands of a dying God, neighbourless in an empty cosmos. Slouched in the vast, abandoned he...
BONE ZONE HALF HOUR #3: WELCOME TO THE FRANK UTURE & MORE
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they'd installed all his bo...
THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR!
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'M YOU, FROM THE FUTURE a boy wakes on christmas day to find an intruder in his smart-home that looks just like him, and if you can't tell just from ...
BONE ZONE HALF HOUR #1: IF YOU DIE ON STAGE, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was the sudden realisation that everybody else was living their goddam American dreams that snapped him out of his vibe-walk. Dirk Steveman coasted...
CLOWN DEPARTMENT: A WALTER WELLES MYSTERY
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PAPER GHOST DETECTIVE GUILD; YOU'VE REACHED THE CLOWN DEPARTMENT, HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL? on a well-deserved break from sunny-side up los angele...
SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 3
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it ...
SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 2
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it ...
SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 1
25 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it ...
YET ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!!!
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR UPLOADED SEVERAL HOURS AFTER THE HOLIDAY HAS ENDED. THERE'S A LINE IN THERE THAT SAYS ITS ON TIME ...
PULP #16 - THE APPEARING MAN | [MYSTERY]
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Irene Fitzgerald works at The Hotel Allais, the world's first 'silent' hotel where, one night, she sees the visage of a glowing man in the basement. I...
ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!!
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
WE AT THE VERY-HALLOWEEN-NAMED PRODUCTION COMPANY CONTINUE OUR ANNUAL TRADITION OF RELEASING OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW A WHOLE DAY LATE AS IF WE FORGOT LMAO!...
PULP #15 - 1.5 MILLION MILES PER HOUR | [COMEDY/SUPERNATURAL]
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Ghostking of Speed is puttin' on a race, and the winner will have any one wish granted of their choice! Pizza delivery chump Burt Rubber is talked...
PULP #14 - SOFT SPOT | [HORROR]
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
High school lad Tommy Atkins has gone missing, and nobody but his brother seems to care at all. It's up to him to do the hunting, and to unravel the ...
PULP #13 - LYCAN'T BELIEVE IT | [SUPERNATURAL/MYSTERY]
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's a werewolf racking up bodies in Termite, Missouri and Daisy Nielson is certain she knows who it is but she cannot investigate alone! 'PULP' ...
ALL MY EYES (WITH BETTY MARTIN)
11 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
hello and welcome to ALL MY EYES (WITH BETTY MARTIN)! a one-shot sketch show that i made as like a relaxing fun thing to do on the side that turned in...
PINBALL | MEASURE SIX: CODA
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraord...
PINBALL | MEASURE FIVE: CRESCENDO
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraord...
PINBALL | MEASURE FOUR: SUBITO
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraord...
PINBALL | MEASURE THREE: FERMATA
07 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraord...
PINBALL | MEASURE TWO: ANDANTE
28 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraord...
PINBALL | MEASURE ONE: PRELUDE
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraord...
PINBALL | SHOW TRAILER
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraord...
THE BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN IN THE BONE ZONE (EXCEPT HALLOWEEN, WHICH IS NOTHING AT ALL). please enjoy this collection of four short stories: "BUSMAN'S H...
PULP #12 - THE SWITCH-WITCH SCRIPT PINCH | [FANTASY/DETECTIVE]
26 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Aoife Sheridan's looking for a book; it's an old book, about yea high? A cat burglar nicked it from a witchy high school, haven't you heard? Mi...
PULP #11 - A BRIEF HISTORY OF WITCHKRAFT | [FANTASY/COMEDY]
25 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Oi oi! Take a seat, mate! You're late for magick highschool! It's time to cram like you've never crammed before! 'PULP' is a series of short st...
THE SKULL SURREAL PODCAST HUB | TRAILER
06 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling tall tales of gods and horrors, detectives and witches, monsters and all-sorts. ...
PULP #10 - L90 | [ZOMBIE/THRILLER]
27 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sydney is the safest city in Australia right now, what with the undead about the place. 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same u...
PULP #9 - VRMMOAP | [COMEDY/ISEKAI]
10 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
CLOUD & COMET is the biggest virtual reality massively multiplayer online role-playing game, so why does my grandmother have a copy??? 'PULP' i...
PULP #8 - TWO SHOTS IN ALOHA, OREGON | [DETECTIVE]
03 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The President is dead, but so is his killer. Why are we still talking about this? 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same univers...
PULP #7 - THE WITCHDOCTOR OF STRANGELOVE | [SUPERNATURAL/HORROR]
26 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Aoife Sheridan, Occult Detective, receives a request from a man trapped in an immortal body. 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the sam...
PULP #6 - 'AND THE FIRST UTTERANCE OF MAGICK' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY]
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Embellisher of Calamity seeks a home on the mortal plane but it's going to require an awful lot of planning. 'PULP' is a series of short stor...
PULP #5 - 'A STIRRING IN THE EMPTY' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY]
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The universal engine continues to chug along, but the Remnants of mankind's undesirables begin to stir. 'PULP' is a series of short stories set i...
THE SCRUB CLUB SCRIPT TUB #1: its prince, this ones about purple rain the movie x
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
safe, welcome to birmingham's premiere man-in-a-bath comedy joke haha podcast: took this one in a new direction, and i'm not entirely sure about it. l...
PULP #4 - 'SMILE, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY]
11 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lupin Fontaine is dead; now it's time to get to work! 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling tall tales of gods and h...
PULP #3 - 'ANYWHERE BUT BACK' | [CRIME / SCI-FI]
11 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A crime, a confession, and a fixed point in time. 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling tall tales of gods and horro...
PULP #2: 'YOUR HEART IN MY SIGHTS' | [SCI-FI / COMEDY]
11 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
LITTLE FURY kills people for money, and his new partner's got a bit of a mouth. 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling...
PULP #1: 'THERE ARE NO BAD DOGS' | [HORROR]
11 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
CW/TW: Death, Suicide, Endangerment. The authorities found the Van Voorst children pretty sharpish, given the circumstances. 'PULP' is a series of sho...
Scrub Club Pitch Tub #3 - Tommy Crew in 'Operation Oedipus'
11 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
he's back, mother f'ers' x
Scrub Club Pitch Tub #2 - Nothing But 'Sandwich' For My President
11 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
the tub just gets SMALLER as we talk about sandwiches and former american big boy barack obama x
Scrub Club Pitch Tub #1 - Keanu is 'The Door Man'
11 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
welcome to the pitch tub, sucka! it aint big enough for the both of us so here's a VERY low effort podcast about a movie that i'll never make x