I'M YOU, FROM THE FUTURE a boy wakes on christmas day to find an intruder in his smart-home that looks just like him, and if you can't tell just from the title what's going to happen, then there's no hope, is there? WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WERE (A) WORM? how many times will my wife ask me this question? many, many times because this tall tale cannot be considered an answer. angular tommy, third-generation bumpkin, turns into an earthworm whenever he looks at the moon day-or-night, and that's no good considering his whole job is keepin' birds outta corn fields. ALL THE SWIFTNESS OF THE DAY ITSELF having cheated death twice, punishment is endured; they are forced to live through the myriad deaths across time, and there is only one way out. 💀 💀 💀 💀 WELCOME TO THE NEW STINK; THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR - ARRIVING ON THE DAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE YEARS x IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x

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