MORNING TEA: Harry & Meghan's Brutal SNL Roast, Lady Gaga's Baby News & Dakota Johnson's New Man
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Good morning, Spillers. Happy Monday. I hope you had a wonderful weekend and are just as ready as I am to get all caught up on the celebrity tea over the past few days. Now, before we get into it, I just wanted to remind you that there is a new Fresh Spill quiz out. Now, it changes over every Friday and it's just five questions, so it's really quick and easy. Well, actually, I shouldn't say easy because it can, in fact, be a little bit tricky. Just ask M. Vernon because she has found them pretty challenging on occasion. But the link is in the show notes, so please take it and let us know how you go. I make the quiz, so I would love any feedback that you might have. Now let's get into the news. Okay, kicking things off, we know Prince Harry and Meghan haven't exactly had the smoothest transition to life back in the UK.
And, well, it just gets worse because they have now been brutally roasted on TV. Saturday Night Live UK poked fun at the couple in its season two premiere over the weekend, taking shots at both the Duke and Duchess and King Charles and Camilla. It kicks off with the King and Queen enjoying some time at Balmoral Castle in the Scottish Highlands.
Nothing like a quiet Saturday in Balmoral. Clean Scottish air. Dirty Scottish people. Bliss. I do so love our weekends away. No responsibilities, just like every other day. What in the devil is that racket? Donny.
So as you heard there, Prince Harry, played by Jack Shep, comes in and says, Daddy, I'm home. And then the skit goes on to poke fun at Meghan's cooking and her Netflix show With Love, Meghan.
Don't tell me you've spent all your Netflix money already. Daddy, it was $60 million. How long was it meant to last? I'm not asking for much, just a Dutchie or two. It was a waste you've become. You're lucky your father isn't around to see this. What? What?
What?
So, you know, a bit of fun to watch, but not exactly the reception I'm sure they were hoping for. So Dakota Johnson is having a moment right now. We're not that far away from her new movie, Verity, coming out. And we know, of course, recently she had a breakup with a role model who sings Sally When the Wine Runs Out. And guess who she has been spotted with now? None other than Machine Gun Kelly. The pair were spotted together in New York City, exiting a black SUV and reportedly heading into Taylor Swift's Tribeca apartment. TMZ is reporting that Taylor wasn't there. as Travis Kelsey is preparing for his first home football game in Kansas City. Now, Dakota and MGK would have definitely rubbed shoulders before because they were both guests at Taylor's wedding back in July, and that is reportedly when they met for the first time.
So very keen to see how this one evolves. Celine Dion has made a triumphant return to the stage in Paris, performing her first live show in more than six years after taking an extended break to deal with her health after a diagnosis of stiff person syndrome. Now, Celine was very emotional on stage, telling fans she made a promise to come back, and she has kicked off her residency at the Plenitude Arena in Paris, which is running from now until May next year.
All by myself And in my
Just a little snippet there, it's pretty clear why she's considered the greatest vocalist of our time. Now still to come, a beloved star-studded Christmas film is set for a sequel, a new little monster is in town, I hope you see what I'm getting at there, and how practical magic has been received by critics.
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Okay, you know what I think one of the coziest movies of all time is? The Family Stone. It is just the first movie I want to put on when I'm home for the holidays.
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