END OF SEASON RELEGATION SURVIVAL REVIEW | Worst Premier League Season Ever | Episode 81
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What is the premise and opening of the Spurs Five season review?
Too scared
to have the ballot. Do you really want to go toe to toe with me on that? You've you've completely you've comp like what doing it.
Levy isn't going anywhere. But it
it's all the opposite timing, isn't it?
How do the hosts introduce the show, merchandise and special guest?
Hello everybody, welcome to the Spurs Five, the end of season relegation survival review show where we are going to be discussing everything going back to the sacking of Ange all the way through the summer, the transfers, Frank, his start, his demise, the collapse, the January window. uh the board and then just by the skin of our teeth surviving with the Zerby in charge and what we think the future now holds.
Smash
the like, subscribe, hit the notification bell. You know the drill by now. Get your merch, your apparel, okay jersey, 15% off. Go to the checkout, type in five fifteen F I V E one Five and get ready for The World Cup, all the merch for that. And then the new season, all the merch for that as well. Make sure you get involved. Okay, Jersey. Five fifteen. We've got a special guest tonight, of course. Unfortunately, Sean can't come. He did say on Monday he wasn't able to make tonight's show. But uh we do have a special guest, but let's quickly sell it to Johnny and Lubo before we bring in their guest. Johnny, you sound ill again, my man. Well done for turning up. Good effort. Yeah, listen up
Well well I would say is Getting on a get on a fifteen hour plane journey uh from Korea with a guy who has spent the entire f fifteen hours, fourteen hours, coughing his guts up. This is the resulting uh upshow of it all. So I will try my best. The chances of me making it to the end are slim.
Which matches are highlighted as the best and worst team performances of the season?
Uh, but I hope to avoid relegation um to the uh dustbin. Uh but uh guys, always appreciate the support in the chat. And uh if I uh if I sound as bad as I sound to myself, then put me on mute. But big up
to everyone. Big up to everyone in the chat and those who watch later on. Lubo, how you didn't? You good? Good at good at good end
to the week? Yes, good evening all. Good evening, everybody listening, viewing, um, doing better than Johnny. But then I probably haven't been down to uh see Tottenham's medical team for the last few weeks to deal with my cough, so There you go. No, all goods. End of the season. Been a long season, hasn't it? long draining ment mentally torturous season. Can't ever remember one like this. But um we came through it and we lived to fight another day. So all good here.
It's upbeat. Can you feel the can you feel the uh upbeat uh rhythm? We've
noticed that you've got to Zerbi by the way. We got we got to Zerbi. Sorry? We're rock and rolling mate.
Yeah, let's let's let's take it up and notch. Let's take it up a notch. Come on. Someone says I sound like they they're nanny, they're gran, but um And Go on, let's introduce Granny
Johnny.
Granny Johnny. And and still Enoch will promise to do whatever it takes to get us back to wherever we were gonna go to. So it could be two billion, who knows with Enoch. You never know. Let's wait
and see. Your your your your your your your delusion is second to none. You are the king of delusion. I love it. I love it. I've just noticed that you and Johnny wearing plain white t shirts, proud of the lily white colour now that we've stayed up. And I I'm in mourning. Look.
Oh my therapy still how's that therapy going since six o'clock Sunday? I'm in great thing. I'm in great sales with Premier League football.
Stelegation is delegation is no more, but don't forget that stat guys. Spurs are the first team since Luton Town in nineteen nineteen ninety-one. that um for two seasons in succession finish one place above the relegation zone. But just bear in mind in the third season They got relegated. So hopefully we won't ever experience anything like that again.
Um I wonder what the special guest this evening is wearing. What colours is he wearing? Am I gonna get some support or is it gonna be domination from the all white crew? Let's see who it is. Let's bring him in.
No He's
got white on
course, man.
It's Miss It's Mr. Holston. It's Mr Holston builds himself, Berg. Thanks for having me on, guys, and I'm way relieved that I'm on.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise and opening of the Spurs Five season review?
0:04–0:34
2
How do the hosts introduce the show, merchandise and special guest?
0:34–2:03
3
Which matches are highlighted as the best and worst team performances of the season?
2:03–5:43
4
What criticisms do they raise about the club's ownership and future plans?
5:43–1:16:44
5
What are the hosts’ main criticisms of the club’s recent management and ownership?
1:16:44–1:43:34
6
Which players are being debated for sale, loan or retention before the next transfer window?
1:43:34–2:10:11
7
What are the realistic hopes for Spurs next season regarding league position, European qualification and recruitment?
2:10:11–2:25:42
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode, announce the channel re‑branding and say goodbye?
2:25:42–2:28:51