The Teen Commandments
Episodes
Step-Parenting, Virginity & The Pill
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sara & Clare’s strict health regime has come to end so they’ve excitedly tumbled off the wagon to discover they’re now complete lightweights. ...
Your Turn: 69s on the Syllabus & Self Piercings
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The email inbox is back open and it’s full of corkers! One listener discovers her daughter’s bold new piercing - self inflicted & not even in her...
Let’s Talk About Sex Baby!
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sara & Clare discuss the ins and outs, quite literally, of talking to teenagers about sex education. Brace for condoms on bananas, vibrators...
Your Turn: Ridiculous Questions & Goldfish Flapping
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all about you babes, as Sara & Clare read more of your brilliant teen emails. Toilet tales continue and a mum highlights the noises you get ...
Good Cop Bad Cop & Drunk vs. Stomach Pumped
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sara and Clare discuss the shopping items their darling offspring demand and Clare reveals her brilliant way of controlling her teens’ alcohol consu...
Your Turn: Door Slamming, Tricky Questions & Pubes
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Teen Commandments inbox is bursting open again for your chance to dish the dirt on your precious teenagers. This week a dad has solved the issu...
Teen Birthdays, Permed Fringes and Driving Lessons
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sara discusses celebrating her teenage son’s birthday. She shares the one (quite vital) thing missing on the night… Driving lessons ar...
Your Turn: Boggy Crocs, Urban Myths & Bedroom Chicken
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sara & Clare are diving back into your teen tales. One listener shares how her son’s obsession with protein has led to a poultry-based ban. An...
Teen Idols, Only Fans and Why Are They Ignoring Me?
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Warning! This week’s episode contains a totally cringe confession of a mother's desperate need for attention from her teenage son. To prevent the...
Your Turn: Bum Sticks, Mumbling and ‘Bruh’
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your Turn: Bum Sticks, Mumbling and ‘Bruh’ It’s time for listeners’ emails and – as ever – they don’t disappoint. This week a mu...
Swearing, Piercings & Accidental Arson
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s been some accidental arson in Sara’s house and she’s on a mission to find out the culprit, meanwhile Clare reveals her parenting fail to...
Your Turn: Bonkers Purchases, Crusty Tissues & ‘Personal Time’
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time to open the inbox again in this week’s ‘Your Turn’ to hear from those battling in the teen trenches. This week a mum reveals th...
Teens Behaving Badly & The Hairy Fairy
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sara & Clare discuss getting into BIG trouble at school… why was Clare summoned to the headteachers office with BOTH of her kids in tow? Sara revea...
Your Turn: The ‘S’ word, Nicking Nan’s Ciggies & Stair Clutter
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sara & Clare open the inbox for stories about your own precious teenagers. Why do teens take the only item of clean clothing they require and ignore t...
The Cereal Years, Empty Packets & Acid on the Heath
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sara & Clare (bravely) grant their teenagers full immunity to reveal the biggest lies they’ve ever told them. Let’s just say, they get more than t...
Fridge Blindness, Missing Makeup & Rogue Loo Rolls
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From the inexplicable fridge blindness that stops teens from spotting food right in front of them to the case of mysteriously missing makeup, Sara and...
Skiving, Wet Towels and Meet Sara & Clare
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sara and Clare kick things off by sharing the ultimate meet cute – how they became best friends as teens. They dive into the rebellious art of ski...
Teen Commandments Trailer
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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