The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast
Episodes
What was the Celtic score?
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Thom, Andy and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action, including Ziggy Gordon's retirement match, a game so bad one of the Terrace po...
Trees, CCTV and the SAS
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Shaughan spend a Thursday night in each other's company to bring the third instalment of the patter list. There are fans in trees, balls thro...
The Natural Disasters
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The trio analyse the rate per minute of David Robertson's swearing and hear about Graeme's in-game diet before running through the Scottish Cup quarte...
The top 12 goalkeepers in Scottish football
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the start of our annual top 12 lists as Joel, Craig F and Duncan discuss, among other things, the right adjective for Zdenek Zlamal, whi...
Wheel of Justice
25 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow as the boys review the weekend's action. They kick off with a resurgent (?) Dundee against a res...
Spiceworld!
21 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy for a Thursday PATTER POD. The boys work their way through a new feature, HOTTIES or NOTTIES, as they discuss what i...
How to beat Dr Robotnik
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Thom are joned by Craig Cairns to go through the weekend's Premiership matches, including Scott Wright getting the right loan move ...
CGT's bold prediction
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and Duncan discuss the relegation zones in the Championship and League 1 and who is in with a shout of promotion from League ...
Mortal Kombat McGinn
12 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Thom Watt and Robert Borthwick join Craig Anderson to discuss an exciting weekend of Scottish Cup football. The boys speculate on whether Scott Bain a...
No pun intended
07 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F, Joel and Gary look back on the midweek games by picking things they liked and disliked about the action. Like - St Mirren making 23rd minute...
Building Castles in the Sky
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Duncan McKay stepped up to the plate for the Monday show. Instead of the usual round-up from the Scottish Premiership they went down a d...
Get with the programme Fife boy
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F is joined by CGT and Gary to talk through Hamilton's new management team, the Scottish Cup replays (Dundee, LOL), the Scottish Championship ti...
The Standard is the Standard
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys talk through the Rangers return to form, discuss Hibs...
Get the receipts
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme and Andy are given a real treat, as Duncan McKay joins us from Edinburgh as the Ladbrokes Premiership returns to us! The boys have a quick-f...
Get the finger out!
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F is joined by Joel and Shaughan to go over the weekend's Scottish Cup action. As is common in the competition there were no shocks to discuss. ...
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The triumphant return of Shaughan and CGT has the guys talking through the Championship relegation battle, Arbroath's procession to the title, Stenhou...
I'm a big cult guy
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig as they decide which top flight teams, players and managers need to hit the ground running in the Scottish Cup (Fal...
Rolling out of a car and off a cliff
10 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Gary, Fowler and Joel join forces to discuss Dundee's... erm... 'familiar' signing policy, what's next for Hibs after a tough opening half to the camp...
GET THOSE SHOES OUT!
08 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they discuss the transfer window so far. Running through each of the top flight sides, they describe the good, ba...
Festive winners and losers
03 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Thom are joined by Craig Cairns to run through the SPFL winners and losers of the festive period, including Halliday's redemption, Haring's h...
Pre-contract offers your club should make
27 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F and Joel combine to run through every team in the top flight and which players they should offer pre-contract deals to next month. Who the hel...
Jim Leishman coming down the chimney
21 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy to talk their way through anything but football. The boys put together their SPFL Festive XI (which gets tenuous), fe...
Five long balls, silly little game
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast for the episode to be cancelled it went ahead with Joel, Duncan and Gary. Despite calls from a cert...
Didn't happen
14 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F, Craig C and Joel look back at a big night in the Europa League as Celtic make it through and Rangers do not. After dissecting those games the...
St Johnstone Love-in
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Thom, Rob and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action. The gang look at Celtic's five-star showing, the armed forces derby and THE POD...
Best player on each Scottish Premiership side
06 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F and Joel take a break from the norm to discuss who they believe to be the best player from each Ladbrokes Premiership side. Our GDPR privacy p...
Netting a brace
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson, Andy Harrow and Craig Cairns analyse yet another cup final victory for Brendan Rodgers's Celtic, from the remarkable rise of Ryan Chri...
From nought to 20...
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan, Joel and Craig F combine to talk through the action from both Europa League games involving Scottish clubs before Shaughan educates the othe...
Choas-ball
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday's show! Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys discuss Hearts' col...
Thank you, James Forrest
22 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F, Duncan and Joel join forces to discuss Scotland's victory over Israel, including the typical overreaction, James Forrest's improvement and a ...
Horses for Courses
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme, Andy and Craig A do a deep dive on Scotland's performance against Albania on Saturday. Discussing Scotland's goals, a healthy amount praise fo...
Best moments of the season so far (part two)
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F, Shaughan and Joel join forces again to go through the best moments of the season, as they run through Scottish football's weird and wonderful...
Pascali's Bicycle
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme, Thom and Craig take on illness head first by moaning about it. There's been six Premiership matches over the weekend and you'd better believe ...
It's only been one round of fixtures, but...
08 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F is joined by Joel and Rob. The trio begin by going through some things that are "good" for the nation in the same way that Steven Fletcher's r...
Do the Livi thing
06 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom Watt and Andy Harrow as they do what is our custom and review the weekend's action. Hearts lose in Glasgow, Box Office Boyd, ...
Make the red card count
01 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F is joined by Duncan and Graeme to discuss the midweek action in the Ladbrokes Premiership, including Motherwell picking themselves up, the man...
Talentless is a bit harsh but...
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After all the build-up the Betfred Cup semi-finals didn't quite live up to expectation but that didn't stop Craig A, Rob and Craig C from dissecting t...
New manager splat
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Gary, Craig F and Shaughan begin by breaking down the many, many problems with Dundee at the moment. Craig then sums up the nonsensical nature of fand...
Everyday It Starts - Anxiety
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Thom, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action. Keep it real. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 202...
That's the f***ing left-back!
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer for a delve into the lower leagues and it's a special. Once the Irn-Bru Cup formalities are out...
Songs in Triple Time
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Thom Watt talked through another Scotland defeat and suggested yet more solutions to the general problem of us not winning football...
Darren 'Mugshot' Fletcher
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig, Joel and Rob get together a day late because FUCKING SCOTLAND. The trio discuss Thursday night's game, but not before running through the thing...
Those Damned Grass Pitches
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rob, Craig A and Craig C go over the weekend Premiership matches, including poppadom wrists, dodgy defending and shitey social media accounts. Right ...
Laszlo's in the tombola!
04 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns makes the journey to Edinburgh to join Joel Sked and Shaughan McGuigan for a lower league bonanza. The trio start by discussing the depar...
Do you like Scissor Sisters?
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
CGT hosts on a Monday (say what?!) as Craig F returns alongside Joel Sked as the trio look back on the weekend's action in the Ladbrokes Premiership, ...
Why are you so s**t?
27 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is joined by Duncan and Gary to talk through the Betfred Cup action as there was a return to winning ways for league leaders Heart of Midlothian,...
The Damned Buddies
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme takes Andy Harrow and Thom Watt through the weekend's action, where Killie bodied Celtic, Rangers dominated St Johnstone and Dundee failed to r...
A Recipe for Success!
20 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sacré Bleu! In a remarkable turn of events, once again, Graeme is joined by Andy Harrow and Craig Anderson for a Thursday evening Patter Pod from Gla...
The Terrace Podcast Hearts Bandwagon
18 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday's show... On a Tuesday! Graeme, Andy Harrow and Craig Anderson talk their way through the weekend's action. The boys discuss Hibs' select...
Jabronis to Smokies
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A lower league bonanza as Joel leads Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and the returning Danny Denholm through a forensic delve into the fag end of Scottish fo...
Thomas Mikkelsen Clone [ERROR]
11 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is joined by Gary and Robert to collectively shrug their shoulders at the announcement that the SFA chose one average football stadium over anoth...
Best moments of the season so far
05 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F, Shaughan and Joel join forces to look at the SFA disciplinary inconsistency, Alan Stubbs deserving the chop at St Mirren and Barry Smith (may...
The Ganja Arena
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Craig Cairns and THISGraeme run through the weekend Premiership action including what turned out to be Stubbs's final game in charge at St Mirre...
Immaculate Dickshot
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme leads Robert and Thom through the week's Hampden and Murrayfield debate (avoiding blood on anyone's hands), discuss Dembexit as well as a whole...
You Couldn't Make It Up
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Two of the Craigs and Andy run through the Premiership weekend, including Motherwell's last-minute salvage operation, Gary Dicker's brutal challenge o...
Curious Owls
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Joel, Shaughan and Gary delve into the four top leagues taking an in-depth look at the current situation with Dundee, Ayr United, Arbroath and Albion ...
The Livi Swamp Monster
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme and Craig A are joined by a Glasgow-appearing Robert Borthwick. The trio took a deep delve into Celtic's Champions League exit and their transf...
Microphones and allergies
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F is joined by Craig Cairns and Duncan to look back on the weekend's action, including Celtic being worse than their second last visit to Tyneca...
Netflix-ton
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they discuss Celtic's latest installment of their European adventure. The boys then dive into a ne...
Permagrip
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Joel Sked to talk through the weekend's football. The trio begin with Sunday's live game at Pittodrie, as S...
Casper the friendly goalkeeper
02 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the lower league preview extravaganza! Craig Fowler is joined by CGT, Shaughan and Arbroath superstar Danny Denholm to go through each and every ...
Scottish Premiership season 2018/19 preview
31 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler leads Joel Sked and Robert Borthwick through 12 questions ahead of the 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership season. The lads also give their pre...
WE'RE BACK BABY!
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We go again. Scottish football, patter, laughter despair, moaning but most of all bodying all trolls. In the first episode of the season Andy Harrow,...
End of Season Awards
27 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer hosts as Gary Cocker, Graeme Thewliss and Craig Cairns dish out our annual end-of-season awards. Enjoy! Our GDPR privacy policy was u...
Bowman Horseman
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Joel, Craig F and a special guest get together to discuss the three big matches from the final four days of the Scottish football season. Bye bye Part...
Well McGarnagle, Billy is Dead!
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler welcomes in CGT and Shaughan to do the last lower league extravaganza of the season as the trio look back through the play-offs, including Dund...
Nadir Ciftci's Velcro toes
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Graeme do their best to keep on top of all the weekend's action (you try rhyming off all the scorers from Easter Road in 300 degree...
Peter Lovenkrands' "beautiful boy"
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F, Joel and Shaughan join forces to talk through the best moments from Scottish football over the past five months. Our GDPR privacy policy was ...
Paranoia, Paranoia
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan leads Craig F and Joel through the weekend's football, including Motherwell's horrendous defending, the Partick Thistle malaise, Dougie Imrie s...
Barry Smith at the Baths
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson is joined by Andy and Graeme as they debate the top 12 wingers in the league. We've got tricky wingers, pacey wingers, slightly disappo...
Introducing Noodle
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F, CGT and Shaughan mix things up for a Monday podcast, going all lower league to preview the first games of the play-offs and look back on the ...
Beggars Belief
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F and Gary begin by discussing the latest Rangers 'Banter Years' statement. They then move on to Ross County's managerial situation before looki...
Curtis Main's Easter Island
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig A hosts and Graeme talks about the weekend's premiership action. They've received Chairman Fow's directive to praise his beloved Hibs and they'r...
Cow...den...beath?
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F is joined by Joel and Gary to talk over the latest episode of The Banter Years and where Mr Miller and Mr Wallace will likely end up next. The...