The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast
Episodes
Re-re-sign: Picking the best deals of the 2007 transfer window
15 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Rob and Joel join forces for a brand new podcast series as they kick it off by selecting the 20 best signings from the 2007 transfer window. T...
Scottish Football: no one comes out of this looking good
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gary Cocker and Duncan McKay discuss the SPFL vote and the drama that has engulfed Scottish football. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8,...
The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler and Joel are back once again to run down the best players at one position in the Scottish top flight. This time it's a crowded field with sever...
The Terrace Podcast Quiz: Glasgow v Edinburgh
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson leads the first Terrace Podcast quiz to appear on the flagship show, as he tests out the knowledge of Rob and Graeme as they go up agai...
The Birthplace of Christopher Columbus
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns meet each other on the internet to talk about football and the lockdown, the next game in our list of memorabl...
The best 12 full-backs in the Scottish Premiership
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler and Joel join up again to do a top 12 countdown. This time it's the full-backs who get the attention. And this week, we promise, they all still...
Classic match re-watch: 2015 Scottish Cup final
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've released what would traditionally be a Patreon episode for everyone to enjoy! Craig Telfer and Shaughan, having re-watched the full 90 minutes, ...
Iwelumo-ception
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme and Craig A escape from the monotony of isolation to reminisce about past “glories" with the latest game from our Top 50 Scotland men’s mat...
12 best goalkeepers in Scottish Premiership right now
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler dials up Joel to talk through the best custodians in the top flight of Scottish football right now - or when football last existed. Our GDPR pr...
8 titles and 2 titles, but not 10 titles
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Craig and Joel join up (remotely) to discuss their lives over the last week as the lockdown has kicked up a notch, before talking about the la...
Games We'd Like To See
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme, Andy and Craig Anderson join each other through the magic of the internet to talk about some matches from Scottish football they'd like to wat...
An Anonymous Insider
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is joined by Craig Cairns, who for some reason has decided to mask his voice as if protecting his anonymity. Just a quick show to give our reacti...
St John... f***... St Mirren!
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Tony join forces to look back at Hearts' pathetic performance as St Mirren deservedly won the relegation battle before going on to chat about...
Callum Hendry: Braveheart
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt to chat through some Hotties and Notties and discuss the weekend's action. Aberdeen are back, Hibs ar...
A Jamaican Pat Bonner
07 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tony, Fowler and debutant Derek Reid discuss the midweek football, including Oliver Bozanic being surprisingly good at football, Rangers bottling it i...
SHOW: The Fourth Best Weekend of the Season
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson is joined by Thom Watt and Andy Harrow to review the Scottish Cup quarter-final weekend. They discuss Hearts as surprise packages and R...
Goodwillie and 10 other *****
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer and Joel look back at Rangers' success in Braga in what was a chaotic match but a deserved win before looking ahead to the Scottish Cup...
The play about Jim Spence
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gary, Fowler and Duncan get together to discuss the ruling which bans kids from heading the ball before getting on to the weekend's action, including ...
Interesting But Wildly Ill-informed
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Harrow, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns get together to talk through what's hot and what's not, including a lengthy discussion on the James Keati...
Interview Special: Shelley Kerr and Rachel Corsie
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme and Robert are joined by Scotland manager Shelley Kerr and Scotland captain Rachel Corsie to chat through Scottish women's football and the ris...
The May-naissance
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Andy and Craig Anderson to run through the things that are hot and not in the streets, before running through Motherwell's clean s...
On The Ball
15 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
With the debate over free period products back in the news, we decided to release this Patreon episode from a few months ago. Craig Anderson sat down ...
The Wolf Brand
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joel, Gary and Tony get together to discuss the weekend's football, as Killie become the latest club to hammer Rangers' title chances, Zander Clark de...
WIND
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns to talk through a very wet and windy Scottish Cup football weekend. Our GDPR privacy policy was up...
Remeber Me?
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler welcomes in Rob and Shaughan to tackle 'The List'. All the weird and wonderful moments around Scottish football this season, including an exagg...
Dream Moves and Dodgy PIs
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig Cairns for a round of Hotties & Notties and the weekend Premiership round-up. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated o...
Ian Murray: Kirin Cup winner
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Duncan and Gary begin by looking at the players still on expiring contracts as we come to the end of the transfer window. Duncan then brings h...
John Woo's White Pigeon
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Robert, Andy and Craig Cairns kick off with a round of Hotties and Notties before delving into the weekend's Premiership action. Our GDPR privacy poli...
A CGI Adam Jackson
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tony and Duncan are joined by a returning Craig Fowler to talk through the midweek action, including Aberdeen stinking up their own stadium, a tale of...
Steve Clarke Interview Special
22 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme and Craig Anderson are joined by a very special guest, Scotland Manager Steve Clarke. Steve chats to the guys about the upcoming game, his coac...
Scottish Cup EXTRAVAGANZA
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig Anderson to run through some quick hotties and notties before embarking on a Scottish Cup EXTRAVAGANZA as they give...
Ray McKinnon's world of miracles and stats
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joel sits in silence as Shaughan and Craig G Telfer all things lower league. They begin by talking about the biggest piece of transfer news below the ...
MORE INTER-CONFEDERATION PLAYOFFS!
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig Anderson to work their way through a Monday show. The boys give up some hotties or notties, before discussing some ...
Stepping into a mole's shoes
09 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joel, Gary and Tony gather for the first show of 2020. There is chat about Montrose's mascot and Steven Gerrard's comments before getting into the lat...
Puddle of my own tears
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joel, Duncan and Tony gathered in the centre of Edinburgh to look back at the past three fixture cards in the Scottish Premiership to look at the winn...
A Very Terrace Podcast Christmas
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Robert and Andy as they continue their Christmas tradition of drinking some cans and not talking about Scottish football, join us ...
The best Terrace Podcast... ever? (part 1)
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Telfer, Shaughan McGuigan and Craig Fowler talk through the best moments of the last decade in the Scottish lower leagues, including a fake Scot...
Derek McInnes' ceiling mirror
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tony, Fowler and Joel look back on the weekend's football, including a six-goal thriller/defensive horrorshow in Paisley, the numerous, numerous probl...
A distraction from the horrible reality of a Tory government
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tony, Shaughan and Fowler talk the title race in League One, the two form teams in League Two, and the World Cup campaign where Scotland were *legitim...
Moribund
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow as the first trophy of the season has been decided (tune in to find out who!). The boys have a blas...
WEAKENED
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked is on hosting duties - God help us - to oversee a delve into the lower leagues. He is joined by Craig G Telfer and Gary Cocker... Dundee wer...
Doidge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Doidge
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Robert Borthwick as they discuss some HOTTIES and NOTTIES before they get stuck in to a weekend's worth of acti...
Racism, racism, racism... the end
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Tony and Rob get together to discuss hypothetical player swap deals in the Ladbrokes Premiership. The trio then move on to the next match in o...
Kick his leg off!
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig Anderson as they run through the weekend's action, visiting Kilmarnock thrashing Hearts in 15 minutes, Hibernian ge...
The Sombrero
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns get together for a quick game of Hotties and Notties before going over Scotland team's win over Kazakhstan and...
Phoned in sick for my mate
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Joel and Tony get together to discuss Saturday's Scotland victory over Cyprus, from the good (Ryan Christie) to the bad (Scott McKenna). The g...
They muck about!
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Tony and Duncan react to the breaking news that Jack Ross is about to be made the next manager of Hibs and later bring you the 47th entry in o...
Deep Throat
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler is joined by Tony and Joel to discuss the weekend's football, including Hearts and Hibs showing that no managers are better than crap managers,...
£20 Million Lewis Ferguson
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The boys go through a round of Hotties or Notties before delving into the McBurnie index and rounding it all off with a collection of your DO ME A SOL...
Go Five Minutes Without Humiliating Yourself
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns are joined by friend of the show Derek Connor to talk through the weekend Betfred Cup semi-finals, the winners and los...
LEVEIN OUt
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler is joined by Tony and Duncan to discuss the big news of the day as Hearts finally (FINALLY!) give Craig Levein the bullet. From there the trio ...
The Grace of His Da
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Thom Watt are joined by podcast debutant Iain Hall to discuss the weekend’s action in the Premiership. They start with a quick ru...
You've finally killed your mother
25 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Tony and a returning Terrace Podcast favourite look through Nareystoepoker's list of impending free agents and break it down into categories, ...
BEVIS MUGABI
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme and Craig Cairns welcome debutant Jamie Cockburn for a quick game of Hotties and Notties before delving into the weekend Premiership action. Th...
St Johnstone's pop singer beef
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler is joined by Joel and Duncan to rate the rage of every fanbase in the Scottish top flight at this pleasant time. Are St Mirren fans angry with ...
Rate my hat-trick
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt for an international football extravaganza. The boys discuss some Hotties or Notties before having a ...
Does it involve women?
11 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tony and Fowler talk through the problems of the national team after ANOTHER embarrassing loss. The pair then move on to happier losing times by remem...
I'll Show You Dangerous Livingston FC
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The guys round-up the weekend Premiership action. Find out which match Craig Cairns called the most lightweight midfield battle in Premiership history...
Curtains
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Gary Cocker is joined by Duncan McKay and Robert Borthwick and the trio jump straight into dissecting Steve Clarke’s Scotland squad announcement. Th...
Alex Bruce: FREIGHT TRAIN
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Jo Hendry on a Monday night football show! They have a quick blast through some Hottie or Notties before giving...
More great audio
27 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Tony and Gary talk through the weekend's Betfred Cup matches, including Hearts' Jekyll and Hyde performance against Aberdeen, Livingston givin...
Confusion Distribution
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson, Graeme Thewliss and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action, including Hecky's car crash and Uche's stramash, how a go...
The... Terrace... Podcast...
18 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The guys are back one day earlier than usual as Fowler, Telfer and Joel discuss Ann Budge's whopper of a statement, Partick Thistle and Stenhousemuir ...
No Jambos Club
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow for a winning podcast. They have a look at why hearts are bad at football and why motherwell are go...
The River is Made of Fanta
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Rob, Fowler and Shaughan come together for the first time... ever? They celebrate that fact by talking about positives and negatives from the top of L...
What is wrong with us?
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Duncan and Craig Anderson get together to discuss the latest shitshow that was the Scotland national team. The trio discuss where it went wron...
The seagull equivalent of Aquaman
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joel, Tony and Shaughan gather around a mic to look back at the more madcap moments from Scottish football so far this campaign. Otherwise known as th...
I was saying Christophe Boo-era
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom and Stevie as they discuss the weekend's action. The boys chat their way through Steven Gerrard's wonky team selection, the...
Joel Foley
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Telfer is joined by Joel and Fowler as the trio pick a team each to discuss in detail from the 2019/20 season so far: Aberdeen, Hibs and Stenhousemuir...
Like Don Homer
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme and Craig Cairns are joined by the good brother Stevie Din to talk through the weekend Premiership action. Here the guys discuss some of the wo...
Fascinating League Two
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tony and Shaughan are joined by Dumbarton supporter and journalist Fraser Clarke to discuss the latest goings on in the lower league. This includes Ba...
Nearing the end of his useful time
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Gary Cocker look back on the Betfred Cup weekend, including Dundee's failure to hold on, Celtic's struggles, surprisingly competent H...
Scott Brown's brainfart
15 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Gary Cocker, Robert Borthwick and Duncan McKay assess Celtic’s efforts on Tuesday night versus Cluj. They also manage to confuse themselves working ...
The Mark Fotheringham Paradox
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Thom Watt and Andy Harrow as they discuss the weekend's action. Are Celtic in a better place under Neil Lennon? How good is Ryan...
The Terrace Celtic Podcast
09 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jo Hendry hosts and is joined by Joel and Tony. The trio talk about Celitc's draw with Cluj in Romania and the challenges the club faces in getting to...
Premiership Preview - Over/Under
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme, Robert and Craig C get giddy about the upcoming season, asking an over/under question for each Premiership side, including how many games Ash ...
Lower League Bonanza
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked is joined by lower league experts Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer for a bumper lower league preview show. All 30 teams are analysed. Fr...
Best and worst signings
28 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tony, Fowler and Duncan start off the 2019/20 season with their picks for the best and worst signings from all 12 Scottish Premiership sides so far th...
End-of-Season Awards 2018/19
01 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
All the Craigs! Telfer, Fowler, Anderson, Cairns... get together to give their votes in our end-of-season awards special. Enjoy! Our GDPR privacy poli...
Show: Neil Lennon’s Emotion
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler and Duncan are joined by debutant Jo Hendry to discuss Saturday’s Scottish Cup final as Celtic clinched the treble treble before offering Nei...
The Shite Life of Jack and Cody
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Harrow is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson for the final Monday Premiership round-up of the season. They discuss the cockroaches continuing...
Top 12 SPFL Strikers
16 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Joel and Gary as they list their top strikers in Scotland right now. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. ...
Hecky's Raging At The Wheel
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just two of the Craigs this week as we have a lopsided look at the weekend Premiership matches, spending most of the time on the top six matches befor...
Brechins on the mind
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler is joined by CGT and A View From The Terrace assistant producer Gemma Hood to discuss the latest big news in the lower leagues: Falkirk’s rel...
Terrace Podcast Outlaws
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow as they show why they're the VHS to Edinburgh's betamax. The boys batter through a round of hott...
Best Moments in Scottish Football This Season, Part 4
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F and Shaughan struggle on without the ailing Joel Sked to bring you the best of the best in Scottish football. Our GDPR privacy policy was upda...
Repairing a crashed bottle
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Harrow is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to round up the weekend’s Premiership action. They kick off with the bottom six fixtures, wher...
La Isla Blanca (Bumper Mailbag Special)
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan, Gary and Fowler answer your questions, including wanting your team to lose, strange encounters with footballers, and what the hell is going on...
An Unmerited Crucifixion
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Thom Watt join Graeme as they dissect the weekend's Premiership action. They drop in on the Hearts not being long-ball and the T...
McLeish and Top 12 Wingers
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig F, Gary and Joel briefly touch on the completely expected sacking of Alex McLeish, before delving into their lists of the best 12 wingers in the...
Tying Yourself Up In Knots
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Thom and Andy join Craig Cairns to discuss the Scottish Cup semi-finals, including some disagreement about the Dom Ball red card and why Hearts are th...
Top 12 SPFL Central Midfielders
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Joel and Duncan run through their top 12 central midfielders in Scotland right now. Don't @ us. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on Augus...
If You Know You Know
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Craigs Anderson and Cairns to run through the weekend Premiership action. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. V...
Don't Mess With The Rohan
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy and its a thursday PATTER POD. The boys fire through the midweek action to get to the juicy content, chatting scen...
Gaslighters
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On Monday's show Craig A, Thom and Craig C run through the weekend Premiership action but only after a brief round of Hotties and Notties. Our GDPR pr...
Top 12 SPFL Central Defenders
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the next of our top-12 lists which means it's time to decide if Andrew Considine is an average centre-half or an average full-back, if J...
Umar Sadiq Is Back!
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On Monday's show, Graeme, Andy and Craig A kick off with the game that is sweeping the nation, Hotties and Notties, before turning to the infinitely l...
The brains-trust
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay to go through Scotland’s unbelievable (yet entirely believable) defeat to Kazakhstan. They discuss the shocki...
Possession and Corners
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For Monday's Premiership round-up, raging hipsters Craig A, Graeme and Craig C try to analyse the weekend's football but end up getting sidetracked by...
The Top 12 Full-backs - not sponsored by Mikael Lustig
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Gary get together for another Thursday Edinburgh podcast. The duo choose their top 12 full-backs. Does Mikael Lustig miss out? Who is Gary's...