The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

The Terrace Podcast 2020 Christmas Special

24 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Rob, Graeme and Andy get together for their annual delve into cans and Christmas nonsense. The boys offer a gift to all 11 premiership clubs, create a...

Professional

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson and Duncan McKay join Craig Cairns to go over a dramatic match in which Celtic completed the quadruple treble with a penalty shootout v...

The worst Scotland XI of the century

17 Dec 2020

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Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig Anderson to select their worst Scotland XI since 2000 The selected players include several one-cap wonders, a centre-bac...

We're on a break

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Iwulemo and Craig Cairns join forces for the last time this year to preview the Scottish Cup final between Hearts and Celtic before going throug...

Sexy Aberdeen's need for foreplay

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is back to play host this week and look back on six matches in the Scottish Premiership. Helping him out on today's show is... Graeme The...

Why Sean Paul isn't a thing anymore

11 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tony, Gary and Andy get together for a grab-bag of Scottish football content, including bail-out money, Jack Ross' standing within the Hibs support, P...

Talk To Me

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Iwelumo expresses his disappointment at being left out by Craig Cairns last before the strike duo get firing on all cylinders again, chatting Sc...

Andrew Dallas: Superstar

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's Thom Watt's time to host this week as everyone's favourite Dons fans welcomes on a trio of Terrace boys to talk through the weekend's action, inc...

Kitty O's

04 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel, Shaughan and Gary delve into the Championship for a focus on Arbroath, Greenock Morton and, can we shock you, Heart of Midlothian.  Before that...

What next for the Scotland Women's National Team?

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

There's no Craig and Chris this week, but instead we've brought you something a little more pertinent. Duncan McKay and Leading The Line's Chris Marsh...

SPFL x NFL

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to take a strictly alphabetical journey through the weekend’s Betfred Cup action. They dis...

The jobbers who went up a hill but came down a mountain

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to discuss the comings and goings in the lower leagues over the past week. Despite only looking at...

Living Rent-Free

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo link up once again to talk about Chris facing off against Diego Maradona's Argentina side, the "clarification" of the h...

Did Hibs bring on a coach?

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson steps into the host's chair this week to look back over the Scottish Premiership weekend. Helping Tony to break down every game on tonig...

Taking all the credit

20 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Cairns is joined by Chris Iwelumo to go over the elation of Scotland's Euro 2020 qualification in Belgrade before being brought down back to ear...

Working on the Forth Bridge with tuberculosis

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler is joined by Shaughan and Rob to share their frustrations over Scotland's failure to earn promotion in the Nations League. They discuss the fam...

Twenty. Million. Pounds.

15 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler is joined by Tony and Thom to cover Scotland's frustrating 1-0 defeat to Slovakia in the Nations League. Was Steve Clarke right to make so many...

PATREON PREVIEW: A dozen deliriously delighted Scotland die-hards

14 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is a preview of a special Patreon episode put together by Craig Fowler talking to 12 separate Scotland fans about Thursday night's glory. To list...

GET A VACCINE QUICK SMART

13 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In a Terrace first Thom Watt, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns go over Scotland's qualification for Euro 2020 after their defeat of Serbia. The guys we...

Off The Fence

11 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo discuss the reasons why Steve Clarke's Scotland will qualify for Euro 2020, the pros and cons of VAR and humiliating de...

I committed surgery in Silent Hill

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is back in the hotseat to go discuss, analyse and laugh at the six (SIX!) Scottish Premiership fixtures this past weekend. Joining him th...

The ungrateful Mr McGuinness and his tasteless lunch

06 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Telfer and Shaughan are back with another deep dive into the lower leagues, looking specifically at six matches at the weekend, two from each division...

The Perfect Dive

04 Nov 2020

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Craig and Chris talk about the new additions to the Scotland squad, the fine margins of the Edinburgh derby and whether or not bogey teams are a thing...

Tony Watt's NBA Jam

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mixing things up a bit this Monday as it's two shows thrown into one. Firstly we have Tony and Duncan to lament Hibs blowing it again in a big derby b...

The pod isn't for talking about those cnuts!

30 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tony, Rob, Thom and guest Stevie Din get together to preview this weekend's Scottish Cup semi-finals. A Hibs, Hearts, Aberdeen and Celtic fan on the s...

Reverse Psychology

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Cairns finally gets Chris Iwelumo's name right before the duo talk about Chris's recent interview with Kilmarnock manager Alex Dyer, punditry an...

Two hours, Tony? Two? That's insane.

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson takes over the hot-seat this week to look back over the Scottish Premiership weekend. Helping him to do so will be: Adam Thornton to loo...

Lower league football is back, baby!

23 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer cast their beady eyes over a big weekend of the jobber divisions, examining the biggest games from the Championsh...

A well-oiled machine

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Cairns is once again joined by Chris Iwelumo to look over Rangers' win over Celtic and the starts made to the season by Dundee United's Mickey M...

Brian Rice's past life aboard the Titanic

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler leads Monday's Premiership recap with with five games going ahead. Helping him on this show is: Tony Anderson to talk Neil Lennon's bizar...

Running so hard he's losing his hairline

15 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler returns to the main show and he's brought along Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow for the occasion. The trio talk Scotland's 1-0 victory ...

Stay Positive

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Cairns is again joined but Chris Iwelumo, this time to go over the positives of the first two parts of Scotland's triple-header before looking a...

Like Arsene Wenger's Arsenal

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson and Thom Watt get together to look back at a Scotland showing that... wasn't... horrible? After digging into the 1-0 win over Slovakia ...

I thought kick-off was at 3

10 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Duncan McKay as they pick over the bones of the worst game of football since Scotland played last mon...

New Signing: Chris Iwelumo

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After spending all day working hard behind the scenes on transfer deadline day, The Terrace is delighted to announce the signing of Chris Iwelumo for ...

No, I don't want no subs

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler hosts Monday's show as he's joined by Craig Anderson, Joel Sked and Tony Anderson to look back over five Scottish Premiership games, incl...

George Clooney's IMDB page

02 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler and Tony are joined by Rangers podcaster and tactics buff Adam Thornton to talk Rangers taking it up a level on the European stage, Steven Gerr...

We don't sell Duff, we sell Fudd

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler leads Monday's show (12 hours late) as he welcomes on three of The Terrace boys to talk through the Scottish Premiership weekend. They ar...

The Louden Tavern Challenge

25 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler, Tony and Duncan talk through the contrasting fortunes of four Scottish clubs in Europe, as Rangers ride their luck but eventually stroll to vi...

The 10 most embarrassing lower league moments from the past decade (part one)

24 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer strap themselves in for this two-part podcast looking back at the top 10 most embarrassing moments in the Scottis...

Your problem, no welcome

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler hosts Monday's show looking back on a high-scoring, action-packed weekend in the Scottish Premiership. Helping out this week is: Graeme ...

PATREON PEEK: The 12 best awaydays in Scottish football

19 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This 15-minute clip comes from a podcast recorded by Duncan and Graeme earlier this summer where the two ranked their favourite awaydays in Scottish f...

Panic stations

18 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler is joined by Tony and Duncan to break down the performance of three clubs in Europe on Thursday night as Motherwell played out an epic match wi...

Always nice to have domestic football back

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is back to lead discussions on all of the weekend's Scottish Premiership games. This time he's joined by: Gary Cocker to question Dundee...

From football fan to analyst - what goes into scouting a player?

10 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel sits down with Dougie Wright to talk about the role of a football analyst. Dougie recounts how he went from writing, analysing Scottish football ...

Polishing a Turd

08 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan and Thom join Craig Cairns to go through Scotland's win over the Czech Republic before looking at the next game in our most memorable Scotlan...

Why can't Scotland produce Pele... or Jan Koller?

03 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Thom Watt to pick their preferred Scotland XIs for Friday's match with Israel before the trio then get to t...

Brian Rice's magic 8-ball

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is back to host Monday's show after a six-game strong Scottish Premiership weekend. He is joined by: Craig Cairns to talk about the most...

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2019/20 (part 2)

27 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our retrospective awards season continue with the Andy Dorman Award, Most Disappointing Team and Discovery of the Year. On this occasion it's Fowler, ...

Schrodinger’s Egg

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson is joined by Joel Sked, Graeme Thewliss and Gary Cocker as each of the guests talks over two of the weekend’s Scottish Premiership ma...

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2019/20 (part 1)

20 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With one thing and another, we didn't complete our traditional end-of-season awards at the conclusion of the 2019/20 Scottish Premiership campaign, so...

'Sorry mate, I didn't order pizza': Analysing every lower league signing (part 1)

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer put on their big glasses for a thorough examination of every singing made Championship, League 1 and League 2 clu...

Aaron Winter's DeLorean

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler leads Monday's podcast looking back at the five games across the Scottish Premiership weekend. On the show he is joined by: Joel Sked to...

The five stages of your club getting shafted

13 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Thursday's podcast sees Craig Fowler back on presenting duties as we cover the midweek action in the Ladbrokes Premiership. Helping him is: Graeme Th...

Hi, I'm Craig Woodburn. Kilmarnock goalkeeper.

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We continue with the new format with Monday's show which sees Joel step into the hosting limelight, and it's his time to shine. Looking back at the se...

Interview: Nutmeg editor Daniel Gray - the small delights, Phil Stamp and falling in love with Scottish football

06 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel is joined by the new editor of Nutmeg magazine and author Daniel Gray to talk about the revered periodical as well as Scottish football in genera...

Scottish football is BACK!

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Scottish Premiership season is back underway and we are back with our usual Monday show - but with a twist! Craig Fowler speaks separately to Tony...

Everything you need to know about 9 new Scottish Premiership signings

30 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler, Joel and Graeme have put the hours in on Wyscout analysing a list of players who signed for Scottish Premiership sides this summer, who've pre...

FREE PATREON: The Terrace founders preview Hibs and Livingston

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This show was originally recorded to be a Patreon episode but we decided to release it for free. If you want to hear the other season previews for eac...

Scottish Premiership 2020/21 Preview

27 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Thom, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns get together for the first show of the new season, with a question posed for each Premiership side: does Shankla...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 12)

11 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The last of our lockdown podcasts sees Telfer, Fowler, Duncan and Thom getting together to heap praise on Guided by Voices, American sports writing an...

Interview: Marvin Bartley (Part 3) - moving to Livingston, eye on coaching, punditry and A View from the Terrace

09 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the third and final part of Joel's chat with Marvin Bartley, the two talk about the move to Livingston and what surprised the player regarding any ...

To Arbitration They Must Go

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Gary Cocker is joined by Craig Anderson to talk over the latest goings-on in Scottish football. They talk about the impending (at the time of recordin...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 11)

04 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler, Craig C and Shaughan join Telfer for another round of pop-culture talk. On a new shortened format, the gang discuss the importance of bad movi...

Malky’s Life Matters

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Gary Cocker is joined by Craig Anderson as they briefly discuss the (lack of) goings on at the Court of Session before going into an in-depth discussi...

Racism

29 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A compilation of clips from interviews with Christian Nade, Kevin Harper, Marvin Bartley and Sean Clare talking about their reaction to George Floyd's...

PATREON PREVIEW: 2019/20 season reviews

28 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Over the past month on The Terrace Patreon site we have been releasing season reviews for every club in the Premiership, most of the Championship, and...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 10)

27 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang gather round to run their jaws about The Deuce, The Last of Us Part II, The Office, beaches (the sand, not the movie), Rick and Morty’s mar...

Interview: Marvin Bartley (part 2) - moving club, despised by Hearts fans, Scottish Cup win and difficulty of leaving Hibs

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the second part (of three) of Joel's chat with Marvin Bartley the midfielder reveals what it is like to make a transfer move, controlling his own c...

Neilson's Back... SURPRISE!

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel and Rob join forces to talk about the big news in Scottish football across the past couple of days: Robbie Neilson's return to Hearts. They discu...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 9)

20 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talk about The Wire, Succession, landfill indie, failed utopian states, Broad City, Limp Bizkit, Roy Keane and New Order before giving a mixe...

Interview: Marvin Bartley (Part1) - Surviving lockdown, relief at being released, Eddie Howe and being ready for Hibs

18 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel sits down with Livingston midfielder (and sometime captain) Marvin Bartley. Recorded a couple of weeks ago, the guys begin with a quick chat on L...

Jean-Marc Bosman’s Magical Merry-go-Round

15 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Thom Watt and Craig Anderson discuss today’s SPFL announcement that reconstruction will not go ahead and that the Championship will restart with a s...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 8)

13 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Telfer is joined by Joel Sked, Craig Cairns and Craig Fowler to talk (among other things) sport documentaries, method acting, Killing Eve series 3, Th...

PATREON PREVIEW: League One and League Two extravaganza

11 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer discuss the winners and losers from League One and League Two after the conclusion of the 2019/20 season. To list...

At least it wasn't the front post - streaming, colts, Levein and Brazil

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel is joined by Thom and Craig Anderson for an action-packed show. The boys discussed what clubs could do around streaming games and what they would...

Interview: The role of a head of sport science - Motherwell's Andy Boles talks all things fitness

08 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel was joined by Motherwell's head of sports science Andy Boles to talk about football fitness, pre-season and returning to training after the footb...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 7)

06 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talk about Blackadder, yoga, Paul Thomas Anderson, rewatching classic football matches, the NFL, Mylo, Frightened Rabbit, behind-closed-door ...

Interview: Scott Kelly from Stonewaller magazine - football, music and fashion

05 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel sits down with Scott Kelly, the man behind Stonewaller Magazine, to chat about the latest Scottish football publication. Scott explains the idea ...

Interview: The role of the sporting director – Hibernian’s Graeme Mathie (pt.2)

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the second part our chat with Hibs sporting director Graeme Mathie, Academy football and the development of youngsters are discussed. Graeme provid...

We've seen this rodeo before

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Thom and Duncan discuss all the big news from the weekend including a new season start date, millionaires wanting to splash cash and departures from C...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 6)

31 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig G Telfer is joined by Gary Cocker, Tony Anderson and Shaughan McGuigan to discuss the latest things that have grabbed their attention during loc...

PATREON PREVIEW: Worst Hibs moments of the 2000s

29 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is a short segment from a two-part Patreon podcast recorded by Tony, Duncan and Chris Finn, looking back at their 10 worst Hibs moments of the 20...

Interview: The role of the sporting director - Hibernian's Graeme Mathie (pt.1)

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel sits down with Hibs' first ever sporting director Graeme Mathie to talk about the role of the sporting director. It is one which has been, and in...

Scottish Premiership Team of the Season

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson and Graeme discuss their picks for the Scottish Premiership Team of the Season, before making their own Terrace team, where there's a l...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 5)

23 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for another Terrace pop-culture extravaganza as Craig Telfer is joined by Andy, Rob and Thom to talk Football Manager, Mark Lanegan, the joy...

The 12 best managers in the SPFL right now

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler and Joel are back with another top 12. With the regular series completed with the top 12 strikers in the top flight, the duo have decided to br...

#corrupt

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson, Thom Watt and Craig Cairns avoid the Zoom problems that everyone else seems to be having to talk about the Scottish Premiership being ...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 4)

16 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Telfer is this week joined by Fowler, Rob and Graeme to shine a light on their latest pop culture interests. There's recommendation for food shows, Ca...

Interview: Life of a modern day agent - Bradley Halsman

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel sat down with Bradley Halsman, director at InMotion Sports Agency, to talk about life as an agent. Bradley previously played for Aberdeen, Mother...

Statements and six midfielders

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig A and Duncan discuss the SPFL EGM, statements, dossiers and governance. They double down on their joy by covering the latest in our Scotland's m...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 3)

09 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig G Telfer is joined by Tony, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns for a bumper episode of To View From The Lockdown.  If you make it through the open...

The top 12 strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig and Joel complete the top 12 series with the leading frontmen in the Scottish top flight. Although, a word of warning, the list is cut short *ju...

Goodbye Tommy Wright

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler dials up Jamie Beatson, editor of WeArePerth.co.uk, to get the thoughts of a St Johnstone fan on Tommy Wright's shock exit from McDiarmid...

To View From The Lockdown (episode 2)

02 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Telfer is this week joined by Joel, Shaughan and Gary to go through the latest pop culture recommendations for you all to keep yourself sane during th...

The top 12 wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel and Fowler are back again to argue about attacking wide players as they, for a change, don't largely agree on the make-up of their elite dozen. T...

I always wanted you to go into space, man

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns talk through the latest developments, number 38 in our 50 most memorable Scotland matches and look back on t...

To View From The Lockdown

25 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Telfer leads a foursome of A View From The Terrace contributors in Craig Fowler (panelist), Andy Harrow (former researcher) and Duncan McKay (VT...

Reconstruct the closed doors

23 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joel is joined by Fowler to discuss Nicola Sturgeon's comments about mass gatherings, which may have a huge impact on Scottish football's return, befo...

Classic Match: The 2002 Scottish Cup final

20 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With not much changing on the whole 'Scottish football v coronavirus v Scottish football' thing, Monday's podcast is a show originally intended to be ...