The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast
Episodes
The pitfalls of honeymooning in Aberfeldy
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Telfer is once again joined by the B team of Fowler and Andy to go through the three most interesting matches from the past week in the lower leagues,...
David Martindale vs Judge Dredd
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony and Thom join forces to discuss the big talking points from the weekend's fixtures, including Stephen Glass' early changes, Hearts' squad holes, ...
Two Raccoons Paw Around the Trash
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to pick through the bones of the lower-league action from the weekend. The pair discuss Clyde's wi...
Winners and losers from last 16 of the Premier Sports Cup
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Robert Borthwick look back over the Premier Sports Cup weekend by going through the heroes and villains as last season's top three ...
Peter Grant's sentient curriculum vitae
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With Shaughan out of action, Telfer is joined by a combination of Fowler and Andy as they try to make up half of a McGuigan with a discussion of the t...
Better send some texts to cover the embarrassment of those tactics, Malky
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson combine to discuss the big talking points from the weekend's football, including the issues Rangers faced against a hu...
Well, that was some week one in the lower leagues
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Telfer and Shaughan do a deep dive on the most interesting matches from week one of the Scottish lower league season, including that absolutely bonker...
It's only been week one of the Scottish Premiership season but...
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler and Joel discuss the first weekend of the Scottish Premiership season with an AVFTT style. This includes looking at an exciting time for Aberde...
Everything you could possibly want to know about the lower leagues ahead of 2021/22
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Telfer and Shaughan are back together and boy have they got some information you would like to hear. Our two lower-league experts, in THREE HOURS, cov...
FREE PATREON: Livingston's 2021/22 season preview
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the Terrace Podcast Patreon we've been creating special preview shows for every team in the top flight this season and we've opened the vault to br...
14 burning questions ahead of the 2021/22 Scottish Premiership season
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK, BABY! Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson gear up for the 2021/22 Scottish Premiership starting next weekend by giving their answer to a number...
Is he a bear?
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss and Shaughan McGuigan get together to dissect Scotland's 3-1 Euro 2020 defeat to Croatia. Ffs Scotland Our GDPR privacy policy was upd...
The one thing we didn't want to happen
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson and Craig Cairns talk about the England meltdown and why shares in Skyscanner will likely not rocket if Scotland exit Euro 2020 before l...
Two men with hangovers
19 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan McKay and Craig Fowler crawl out their scratchers to look back over Scotland's 0-0 draw in Group E with Euro 2020 champions-in-waiting England....
We waited 23 years for THAT?!
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thom and Duncan chew over Monday's defeat in our Euros opening group game. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/priv...
Euro 2020 Preview: Netherlands 2 Scotland 2
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Craig get together for another Euro 2020 preview show, this time looking at Scotland's latest step towards Euro glory after being cruelly den...
Euro 2020 Preview: Group D
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked is joined by Craig Cairns to have a little peek at Group D in the first of our Euro 2020 previews. Will Gareth Southgate waste this exciting...
End of Season Awards 2020/21
30 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thom Watt, Robert Borthwick, Craig Anderson and Craig get together to run through all your old favourites, including The Josh Magennis Award for Most ...
James McPake’s accordion
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is joined by lower league jobbers Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer to look back at the Premiership play-off final. The trio look back at an e...
The 12 best forwards in the Scottish Premiership right now
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The final top 12 countdown of this season sees Joel and Fowler talk through the best forwards in the top flight. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated o...
If you can't tackle is there any point in living?
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony and Fowler join forces to run through the final games of the 2020/21 Scottish Premiership season, including a query about Nathan Thomas, Iain Vig...
The 12 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler and Joel are back once again, this time looking at the cream of the crop in terms of wingers and No.10s (and those in between) currently playin...
'Let me finish this hand sanitiser': Scottish Cup semi-final weekend
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler and Tony look back over the two massive matches at Hampden this past weekend as Hibs were ultimately able to coast to victory against Dundee Un...
The 12 best defensive/centre midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler and Joel are back with the next position in the list - but with a little twist this year. We've binned the centre-midfielder/wide-midfielder sp...
A Series of Unfortunate Results
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss leads Craig Anderson through an eventful weekend in the Premiership relegation battle as his beloved Kilmarnock slipped back into the ...
The top 5 players of the Scottish Premiership through April
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rob and Tony combine for Thursday's podcast where the pair look back over the month in the Scottish Premiership and each bring a top 5 of the players ...
It's OK not to be OK - part 2
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Iwleumo and Craig Cairns are joined by Philip Mitchell, trustee of the CM Foundation and father of Chris Mitchell. They discuss the excellent wo...
New superlatives required for Zander's Ibrox finale
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
One day later than usual but we're sure you'll forgive us after one of the most memorable Scottish Cup quarter-final weekends in a long, long time. Th...
The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler and Joel are back again. If they thought the full-backs were tough, nothing prepared them for this. In the face of extreme anxiety they were ea...
Money money money
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns are joined by Liam Corbett from This Is My Story podcast to talk about Hearts' season in the Scottish Champio...
Pundits in a Clown Car
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Robert Borthwick is joined by Craig Anderson as they pick out the winners and losers from the Scottish Cup weekend. Find out why Craig Levein is perha...
The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After last week's episode ranking the best goalkeepers, Joel and Fowler turn their attention to the premier full-backs in the top flight. Come for sta...
Show Racism the Red Card
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns are joined by Jordan Allison from Show Racism the Red Card Scotland to discuss the work the charity is doing and the la...
It's gone through him
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Duncan McKay discuss the weekend's Premiership games in a pivotal matchday for those at the bottom. Our GDPR privacy policy was upd...
The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our top 12 countdowns are back for another season! Fowler leads Joel 'Safe Hands' Sked as the two talk through their favourite goalkeepers from the to...
Winners and losers of the Scottish Cup third round
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Robert Borthwick invites Mr. Anthony Anderson to join him in discussing the winners and the losers of Scottish Cup third round weekend. The guys talk ...
The Terrace Podcast Grant Hanley Special
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Andy Harrow and Shaughan McGuigan for the Grant Hanley special: 45 minutes of chat about how beating the Faroes is alright actuall...
Buzzing out his nut
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns reflect on the Scotland national team's triple-header versus Austria, Israel and the Faroe Islands. They discuss Steve ...
I’m A Lumberjack and I’m OK
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony and Craig Anderson teamed up again to carry out a post mortem of Scotland’s 1-1 draw in Israel before looking forward to Wednesday’s game aga...
Marie and Pierre Curie go for a pint
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer reunite to talk about lower-league Scottish football. The pair do their best to touch on every game from the week...
No Tolerance
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Iwelumo joins Craig Cairns once again to go through some of the big talking points of Scottish football. The duo begins with a chat about Chris ...
To everybody out there, say stafe
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The good guys of the team, Tony and Duncan, chat through all six Premiership games, including: Callum Davidson's success at St Johnstone; whether John...
The most bonkers moments in the Scottish Premiership this season (part 1)
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler steps in as host at the last minute as Tony and Shaughan give their takes on things which have occurred this year that make the Scottish top fl...
We've got the diamond Daniel Stendel
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today's podcast is a two-parter. Firstly, Fowler and Joel talk through the two top-flight games from the past weekend as Livingston bettered Accies de...
Bonus podcast: Scary Adult Things
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Who wants 52 minutes of Craig Telfer chatting to Duncan Cowles about working on A View from the Terrace and his upcoming BBC Scotland show? You do? We...
It's OK not to be OK
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns discuss the recently launched campaign by the Chris Mitchell Foundation – in conjunction with the SPFL – which is p...
Considering the future of 9 Scottish Premiership stars
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gary, Duncan and Andy briefly discuss Derek McInnes' departure from Aberdeen and potential managerial candidates to fill his shoes, before delving int...
The lesser-spotted defensive rhombus
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns fumbles his way through the weekend Scottish Premiership action, aided and dug out of few holes by Graeme Thewliss and Joel Sked. They di...
Poor poor Peru, if only you knew, what the boys in blue, are going to do to you
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony, Shaughan and Joel combine their magic rings to blitz through the two Scottish Premiership midweek games, what football returning in the lower le...
Twist the sword
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo are back to reflect on St Johnstone's victory over Livingston in the Betfred Cup final then turn their attention to the...
St Johnstone: why are you still surprised?
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson takes on hosting duties this week as he's joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson. The boys talk all things League Cup final: Martindale'...
The best moments in the lower leagues this season (part 1)
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's been an unusual year and, as a result, we've not manage to compile a list of all the daft things that have happened in Scottish football this sea...
They're not Bayern Munich!
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan hosts as Tony and Thom join to chat about the weekend's fixtures, including Ross County giving Celtic their latest comedic moment, Motherwell f...
Let's go golfing with Oscar winner Peter Duval
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The New World Order is back as Fowler is joined by Telfer and Shaughan to take on a lower-league mailbag, including part-time heroes, a modern-day Kil...
Why you should definitely STOP THE CROSS!
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler talks to Craig Cairns and then Joel Sked about the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership. This includes Accies looking like a bloody goo...
Tommy Wright's Saharan Soundclash
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony, Thom and Tommy Wright's new No.1 fan Craig Anderson discuss the aforementioned manager's return to the dugout, including his opening game V Moth...
We're going to start arguing here
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo talk about Rangers' unsuccessful appeal of the ban handed out to Kemar Roofe and Celtic's successful one regarding Albi...
It's not too difficult to make Allan McGregor angry
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler is joined by Graeme and Craig Cairns to look back over the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership. This includes whether it is the end of...
We're not here to talk about Sting, we're here to talk about Scottish football
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Robert Borthwick and Graeme Thewliss join Craig G Telfer as they take a whistle-stop tour around the midweek action from the Scottish Premiership. The...
Sweet dreams
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The gigantic pairing of Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns link up to discuss the job Jim Goodwin is doing at Celtic and the recent departure of Alex Dyer...
Shane Duffy's Circle o' Woe
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony and Thom talk Jim Goodwin tactical flexibility and squad depth alongside another Celtic bashing. Hibs return to winning ways while Mickey Mellon ...
Free header
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A knackered Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo go over some of the talking points from the last week, including Motherwell's escape, Rangers ploughing on ...
Tough crowd
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Harrow and Tony Anderson join Craig Cairns to go over Wednesday's matches in the Scottish Premiership, including St Mirren's dismantling of Dunde...
David Martindale is Remy from Ratatouille
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler, Joel and Thom go in-depth on the Betfred Cup semi-final matches this weekend, including Jack Ross being under pressure, Callum Davidson making...
The most surprising players in this season's Scottish Premiership, both good and bad
22 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson, Thom Watt and Duncan McKay discusses players that have disappointed and surprised us this season. They finish off talking about the ne...
Under Pressure
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns are Chris Iwelumo kick off another run of weekly shows by looking at Graham Alexander's appointment as Motherwell manager before turning ...
Most expensive bottom-six defence ever
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thom Watt and Joel Sked join Craig Cairns to go through the weekend's Scottish Premiership matches after reacting to Celtic manager Neil Lennon's expl...
Raith Rovers' Covid crisis, Caley Thistle promotion concerns, Ayr United's capitulations, the flaw with Dunfermline - Scottish Championship deep dive
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow to have an extensive look at four clubs in the Scottish Championship after the lower leagues wer...
Pundits making up their own rules, Morelos is back, Kiltie's class, County's ongoing worries, Motherwell's risky hire - Scottish Premiership weekend
12 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony welcomes Joel and Craig Anderson to talk through the weekend's football in four Scottish Premiership games. The guys get into the big decisions i...
Falkirk's top-of-the-league struggles, Dundee's revival, Elgin's excitement, Ayr's paywall content - Lower league special
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gary hosts as Duncan comes on to talk about Elgin City and their hopes of a successful season, then Shaughan runs through a gamut of interesting lower...
Celtic's failure in domination, Motherwell's non-goalkeeper, Hibs barely being arsed - Scottish Premiership weekend
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Craig and Thom are the only two Terrace members available on this most horrible of Mondays as the rest frolic in the garden before being locked down f...
Dingwall Dingier
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gary is joined by Duncan and Rob as the three make their way through the Premiership fixtures from Boxing Day. Referees had a weird one, Aberdeen are ...
The Terrace Podcast 2020 Christmas Special
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Rob, Graeme and Andy get together for their annual delve into cans and Christmas nonsense. The boys offer a gift to all 11 premiership clubs, create a...
Professional
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Duncan McKay join Craig Cairns to go over a dramatic match in which Celtic completed the quadruple treble with a penalty shootout v...
The worst Scotland XI of the century
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig Anderson to select their worst Scotland XI since 2000 The selected players include several one-cap wonders, a centre-bac...
We're on a break
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Iwulemo and Craig Cairns join forces for the last time this year to preview the Scottish Cup final between Hearts and Celtic before going throug...
Sexy Aberdeen's need for foreplay
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is back to play host this week and look back on six matches in the Scottish Premiership. Helping him out on today's show is... Graeme The...
Why Sean Paul isn't a thing anymore
11 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tony, Gary and Andy get together for a grab-bag of Scottish football content, including bail-out money, Jack Ross' standing within the Hibs support, P...
Talk To Me
09 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Iwelumo expresses his disappointment at being left out by Craig Cairns last before the strike duo get firing on all cylinders again, chatting Sc...
Andrew Dallas: Superstar
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thom Watt's time to host this week as everyone's favourite Dons fans welcomes on a trio of Terrace boys to talk through the weekend's action, inc...
Kitty O's
04 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joel, Shaughan and Gary delve into the Championship for a focus on Arbroath, Greenock Morton and, can we shock you, Heart of Midlothian. Before that...
What next for the Scotland Women's National Team?
02 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There's no Craig and Chris this week, but instead we've brought you something a little more pertinent. Duncan McKay and Leading The Line's Chris Marsh...
SPFL x NFL
01 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to take a strictly alphabetical journey through the weekend’s Betfred Cup action. They dis...
The jobbers who went up a hill but came down a mountain
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to discuss the comings and goings in the lower leagues over the past week. Despite only looking at...
Living Rent-Free
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo link up once again to talk about Chris facing off against Diego Maradona's Argentina side, the "clarification" of the h...
Did Hibs bring on a coach?
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson steps into the host's chair this week to look back over the Scottish Premiership weekend. Helping Tony to break down every game on tonig...
Taking all the credit
20 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns is joined by Chris Iwelumo to go over the elation of Scotland's Euro 2020 qualification in Belgrade before being brought down back to ear...
Working on the Forth Bridge with tuberculosis
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler is joined by Shaughan and Rob to share their frustrations over Scotland's failure to earn promotion in the Nations League. They discuss the fam...
Twenty. Million. Pounds.
15 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fowler is joined by Tony and Thom to cover Scotland's frustrating 1-0 defeat to Slovakia in the Nations League. Was Steve Clarke right to make so many...
PATREON PREVIEW: A dozen deliriously delighted Scotland die-hards
14 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This is a preview of a special Patreon episode put together by Craig Fowler talking to 12 separate Scotland fans about Thursday night's glory. To list...
GET A VACCINE QUICK SMART
13 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In a Terrace first Thom Watt, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns go over Scotland's qualification for Euro 2020 after their defeat of Serbia. The guys we...
Off The Fence
11 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo discuss the reasons why Steve Clarke's Scotland will qualify for Euro 2020, the pros and cons of VAR and humiliating de...
I committed surgery in Silent Hill
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is back in the hotseat to go discuss, analyse and laugh at the six (SIX!) Scottish Premiership fixtures this past weekend. Joining him th...
The ungrateful Mr McGuinness and his tasteless lunch
06 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Telfer and Shaughan are back with another deep dive into the lower leagues, looking specifically at six matches at the weekend, two from each division...
The Perfect Dive
04 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig and Chris talk about the new additions to the Scotland squad, the fine margins of the Edinburgh derby and whether or not bogey teams are a thing...
Tony Watt's NBA Jam
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mixing things up a bit this Monday as it's two shows thrown into one. Firstly we have Tony and Duncan to lament Hibs blowing it again in a big derby b...
The pod isn't for talking about those cnuts!
30 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tony, Rob, Thom and guest Stevie Din get together to preview this weekend's Scottish Cup semi-finals. A Hibs, Hearts, Aberdeen and Celtic fan on the s...
Reverse Psychology
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns finally gets Chris Iwelumo's name right before the duo talk about Chris's recent interview with Kilmarnock manager Alex Dyer, punditry an...
Two hours, Tony? Two? That's insane.
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson takes over the hot-seat this week to look back over the Scottish Premiership weekend. Helping him to do so will be: Adam Thornton to loo...
Lower league football is back, baby!
23 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer cast their beady eyes over a big weekend of the jobber divisions, examining the biggest games from the Championsh...