The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

The best moments in the 2022/23 Scottish football season so far (part one)

19 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In the first episode tackling THE LIST - a collection of the daft stuff which makes Scottish football so bloody brilliant - Tony Anderson is joined by...

Why penalties are like hard and soft-boiled eggs

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Cairns leads our final Premiership review for the next five weeks as the top-flight break comes in for the World Cup. He was joined by Tony Ande...

Scott Tanser's dangling penalty worm

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With another full Premiership midweek card, Thursday's episode has more of a Monday feeling as Amy Canavan and Euan Taylor join Craig Fowler to discus...

Ran 40 yards to call Kevin Clancy a ****

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Monday's podcast is back in person as Duncan McKay joins Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson to talk through an excellent weekend of football in the Scotti...

72 hours on amphetamines with Shaughan McGuigan

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their usual tour of the Scottish lower leagues, taking in Queen's Park's draw with Dundee, Clyde's 10th con...

St Johnstone's team full of bots

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson hosts as Craig Fowler and Duncan McKay dissect the weekend's games in the Scottish Premiership, including a huge win for Hearts, how re...

Miss Chiquita Lies Down in Front of Me

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer as the pair take their usual stroll through the lower leagues. The pair focus on Ayr United's win over Partick ...

Forget VAR, let's talk about some football, shall we?

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Euan Taylor and Amy Canavan look back upon an action-packed weekend in the Scottish top flight and discuss the likes of Hearts showing l...

The 18 day goal drought

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Thursday's show looks back at the action in the Premier Sports Cup with particular emphasis on the only game that was any good as Kilmarnock defeated ...

Cowdenbeath's Lowland League adventure

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

(This episode is in place of our typical weekend round-up, which couldn't be completed on this occasion due to lack of availability.) Cowdenbeath's Fo...

Gary Teale was on the pitch

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Duncan McKay and Craig Anderson to conduct yet another Scotland National Team World Cup post-mortem following the women’...

Unlimited wine for five euros!

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this Monday's Scottish Premiership recap, Craig Fowler is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to talk: Dundee United playing players in their s...

Mock Interviews with Barry Ferguson

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gary does his best to emulate Craig Telfer as he partners up with Shaughan McGuigan on a whistle stop tour of the lower leagues. Do Thistle have the s...

Jonah Ayunga’s Superman impersonation

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Duncan McKay leads this Monday's show, ably assisted by Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor as the trio look back over the six matches in the Scottish Prem...

Aaron Hickey, the new Wullie Gibson

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Craig Telfer and Duncan McKay beam about Scotland following Tuesday's 0-0 with Ukraine, the third positive result in six days and one wi...

The Nike Conspiracy

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson is joined by Euan Taylor and Amy Canavan to talk through Saturday's come-from-behind win over Ireland at Hampden Park, before the trio g...

Can we insure John McGinn's arse for $28 million?

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Amy Canavan and Tony Anderson talk over Scotland's terrific 3-0 win over Ukraine, including... The use of the four-man defence Scott M...

FROM THE PATREON: 16 to 1, episode 1. Craig Fowler versus Duncan McKay

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everybody, here's free access to an episode of a popular Patreon series we're currently doing called 16 to 1. Basically, it's a quiz show hosted b...

Full-BACK BACK BACK BACK BACKS

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Graeme is joined by Tony and Joel for a rare Monday line up to break down Josh Campbell being Frank Lampard, Hearts' professionalism, St Mirren being ...

Inspired by Pavarotti

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With no football to discuss, Gary, CA and Shaughan suggest potential loan moves for lower league clubs ahead of the Oct 1 deadline before reluctantly ...

The most interesting expiring contracts for every Scottish Premiership team

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Alan Temple and Robert Borthwick to look at each and every top-flight side and the players in the final year of their deal w...

Shaughan McGuigan's Animal Farm

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to take a stroll through the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about Arbroath's difficult start to the seas...

I never bought the chicken

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson is joined by Joel Sked and Amy Canavan to break down the action from the weekend's games in the cinch Premiership. Including... Celtic's...

The World's Greatest Emoter

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson, Shaughan McGuigan and Craig Cairns get together in person to talk about the three most notable lower league games from last weekend, an...

It’s a mass Noel Hunting

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Euan Taylor and Joel Sked to look back at the weekend's fixtures in the cinch Premiership, including: Celtic's ridiculous mo...

Special podcast: The Beast is back!

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

John Gemmell's return to Dumbarton has been one of the stories of the season so far. Speaking with Craig G Telfer, the big striker talks about how his...

The stopped clock loanee

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson, Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow cover Partick Thistle's impressive win Inverness, discuss Airdrie's title credentials following thei...

A condom full of Raki

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson is joined by Amy Canavan and Robert Borthwick on a look back of the weekend's games as there are six red cards, three further reasons wh...

Bobby Charlton is a tea leaf

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Amy Canavan (though not in person due to train strikes - solidarity!) to do our new typical mini-tour...

Paul Hanlon's proposal

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are back with guest Robert Borthwick for another Scottish Premiership weekend review, including: Motherwell being much ...

No spoilers!

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Shaughan McGuigan embark on another mini-tour of the lower leagues and this time they've brought Robert Borthwick along for the ride....

Stevie May's High Flying Birds

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are joined in-person by Thom Watt as the trio look back over another jam-packed Scottish Premiership weekend. What's wi...

The most infuriating Scotland qualification campaign there ever was

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Thom Watt and Shaughan McGuigan for a whistle-stop tour of the lower leagues, including a look at Kelty Hearts and FC Edinbu...

The Boohoo Man's Police-Hating Weekend

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and, making her flagship show debut, Amy Canavan to talk through the weekend's top-flight fixtures. Why were H...

12 questions about the Scottish Premiership clubs ahead of the new season

29 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In an extra free-to-air show to help kick off the new campaign, Duncan McKay is joined by Robert Borthwick and Andy Harrow to answer a single question...

Four hours, Telfer? That's insane! (The 2022/23 Scottish lower league preview)

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's face it, we're not blowing our own trumpet when we say this: Craig G Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan are the two most definitive voices on the Scot...

The best and worst signing predictions for every Scottish Premiership club, season 2022/23

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're back with the first show of the 2022/23 season! It's Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Joel Sked going through each of the top-flight teams and na...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Greetings from Down Under (November 19, 2016)

23 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ok, so the new season is almost upon us and we shall be back next week to help preview the campaign ahead, so this will be the last time we open up fo...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Debt Inception (Craig Telfer's debut - July 29, 2013)

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The first show of the 2013/14 season and a new era for The Terrace as Craig G Telfer joins the show for the first time. He makes up a foursome alongsi...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Decadence and divots (December 10, 2015)

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This latest delve into the vault at least feels somewhat topical as Joel, Duncan and Gary react to news regarding a new structure to the League Cup an...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Golden Gloves (January 9, 2014)

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler, Joel and Tony combine for what we believe is the first ever top 12, all the way back in early 2014. The guys chat through the best goalkeepers...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: The Project's Project (Duncan McKay's debut - May 8, 2014)

16 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For the last 'from the vault' content this week, we go back to the introduction of everyone's favourite man in peril, Duncan McKay, as he joined Craig...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Andy Goram Broke My Heart (April 23, 2015)

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Another dip into the vault to get you through until we start for the new season. Joel and Fowler are joined, in the second of his three appearances, b...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Falkirk are just like Atletico Madrid (May 12, 2016)

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The latest pod to escape the vault sees Fowler, Joel and Shaughan get together for a show that was described in the original blurb as one which "start...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: End of Season Awards Special 2013-14 (May 24, 2014)

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We open the vault again to bring you a classic Terrace episode from the past. End-of-season award episodes are normally fan favourites, but we did thi...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Llegada (March 30, 2017)

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Again we open the vault to fill the void between now and us coming back later this month. We've posted pretty much one per day this week, but the next...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Disgraceful (hilarious) scenes (June 1, 2015)

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we are unlocking the vault to take you back to the last Monday show of season 2014/15, where Joel, Tony and Fowler discuss Rangers falling to bi...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Back Once Again With The Renegade Master (show 1, 2015/16)

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're again dipping into the vault to bring you a show from our archive. In the first show of season 2015/16, Craig Fowler, Craig Cairns and Joel Sked...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: 19 Years, 120 Minutes and then a Dance-Off

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Between now and us coming back in three weeks we're going to be uploading some of the old shows from our archive which are no longer available. On thi...

Best Scottish football moments of season 2021/22 (part three)

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In our last free-to-air podcast before next season, Craig Fowler leads Shaughan McGuigan and Joel Sked through all the daft things that have happened ...

A Walk in the Hampden Park

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Telfer and Craig Anderson take us through a straightforward evening for Scotland against Armenia at Hampden Park. They kick things off with gene...

The Anatomy of Scotland 1-3 Ukraine

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson and Craig G Telfer take a deep dive into Scotland's disastrous World Cup play-off defeat to Ukraine on Wednesday night. The pair analys...

The 2021/22 Terrace Podcast end-of-season awards

28 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig G Telfer is this year's host, joined by Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Joel Sked to look back over the best and worst of the 2021/22 Scottish P...

The 12 best strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler once again leads the discussion as we get to the final in our top 12 countdowns for the best player at each position in this season's top...

There are two Rangers

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson and Craig Cairns go through Rangers' extra-time victory over Herats in Saturday's Scottish Cup final and the recent appointment of Lee J...

Europa League final recap and Scottish Cup final preview

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson and Thom Watt look back at Wednesday's match in Seville before looking ahead to the showdown between Hearts and Rangers at Hampden. Our ...

The 12 best wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson join forces again to countdown their favourite wide attackers in the Scottish top flight in the moment, including a big...

The 12 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson team up for the next premium dozen from the top flight of Scottish football as the pair look at the best attacking cent...

A weekend that definitely happened but few will remember

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gary Cocker leads Tony Anderson and Graeme Thewliss in a discussion of the weekend's matches in the Scottish Premiership. Our GDPR privacy policy was...

The 12 best defensive midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Joel Sked are back with another countdown. This year they're doing things slightly differently with three different categories to def...

What does Kendall Gordon think of him?

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Euan Taylor and Tony Anderson to look back on the cinch Premiership weekend, including: the season already being over, Range...

A View From The Terrace Live | 12 best centre-backs in Scottish Premiership

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In a two-part episode, Craig Fowler is firstly joined by Craig G Telfer and A View From The Terrace director Jordan Laird to reveal what we've got pla...

There's only three Terry Butchers

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Euan Taylor to discuss the action from the cinch Premiership this past weekend, including Mark McGhee's mo...

Shaughan's new celebrity crush

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces for the first time in weeks to take a jaunt into the lower leagues of Scottish football. The pair dis...

Rising, rising

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the day Shaun Maloney said goodbye to Hibernian and Scottish football voted to introduce VAR, Craig Cairns keeps Tony on a leash as they look back ...

Why Charlie Adam should get a Scotland call-up

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Sked and Shaughan McGuigan combine to talk about the lay of the land with the Scotland national team after dates were confirmed for the World Cup...

Reverse Pressley

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If a good Edinburgh derby takes place but nobody sees it, was it actually good? For Monday's edition of the podcast Craig Anderson joins Craig Cairns ...

One Team In Tallinn

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson and Shaughan McGuigan to talk through the top five teams in the Scottish Championship with the season almost ...

Terry Butcher vibes

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Craig Cairns look back on the weekend's cinch Premiership action, including Celtic taking a seemingly insurmountable lead in the titl...

The Prince Charles of Scottish goalkeepers

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Andy Harrow and Gordon Sheach to talk about Scotland's friendly double-header and what we've learned from the games against ...

The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Joel Sked are back again with their latest countdown as we do things a little differently what with it being an international break. ...

Charlie Adam's finest hour

26 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Duncan, Andy and Craig look back at Thursday's 1-1 draw with Poland at Hampden before getting on to what today's show title alludes to as they delve i...

Celtic's Dirk Kuyt and Mateja Kezman

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are joined by Thom Watt to talk through the weekend's action, including Tam Courts' top tactical tweak, Graham Alexande...

The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of the year again! The first of our top 12 lists for each position in the top flight looks at the broad-shouldered custodians. Our GDP...

Seeing Chris Mueller going off was a hoot (geddit?)

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are joined by Terrace Podcast co-founder Alan Temple to talk through the four Scottish Cup ties from the weekend, inclu...

Mailbag: Scott Brown, lower league XI, quality of Premiership

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Duncan McKay answer your Scottish football questions. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit...

Hammering the grannies rule

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Craig Cairns and Tony Anderson discuss early Stephen Robinson concerns, the dour approach of Motherwell, a ridiculous number of injuries...

Managers devoid of a concept of a whisper of an idea

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Robert Borthwick and Thom Watt look back on a full card of Scottish Premiership fixtures which included wins for Hearts, Livingston. Rangers, Celtic a...

Clown College (Dundee Franchise)

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony and Duncan chew the cud over the weekends top flight games as Dundee flounder, Ross County thrive and the top two stagnate.  Our GDPR privacy po...

The best player on every Scottish Premiership side

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Craig Anderson and Graeme Thewliss get together to pick their selections for the best players on each and every team in the top flight. ...

The Siege of Tannadice

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the Andersons again as Tony and Craig take you through an exciting weekend of Premiership action. They discuss how Rangers mostly got it right bu...

Saying goodbye to three failing managers

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On Sunday, Thom Watt and John Callan did a Patreon looking at the end of Stephen Glass' tenure at Aberdeen. Since then, three (THREE!) more managers h...

Contrasting with the Andersons

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig and Tony get together for a whistle stop tour of the Scottish Cup fifth round with particular attention paid to Stephen Glass' last stand as Abe...

Cheap as chips!

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler and Tony talk through the midweek fixtures in the Scottish Premiership, including Robbie Neilson's poor formation change, how St Johnstone stil...

James McPake, the bam whisperer

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tony, Fowler and Duncan talk through Dundee's never-ending defensive softness and Ross County's top-six (!) hopes; Stephen Glass scrambling around for...

Stevie May's depressing reality and his path to salvation

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joel and Fowler get together to discuss the midweek matches in the Scottish Premiership, including Celtic blowing away Rangers in a whirlwind first-ha...

Terrace Podcast special: Raith Rovers sign David Goodwillie

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Raith Rovers supporters (or, for the meantime, ex-Rovers supporters) Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow talk through the club's decision to sign David ...

Old man yells at cloud

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Duncan McKay is joined by Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns to discuss the weekend's Scottish Premiership action. Storm Malik took two of the six fixtur...

No pressure Alex, we're just all counting on you to be brilliant

28 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Twenty-four hours later than usual to allow the boys to watch the midweek action, Gordon Sheach hosts Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson as they embark on...

Superstar Tradesman

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gary, Craig and Tony get together for a whistle stop tour around the Scottish Cup fourth round. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022....

West Lothian's Team Xtreme

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joel, Rob and Fowler chat very, very late on a Thursday evening about the midweek Premiership matches, including Regan Charles-Cook’s incredible imp...

Tony's career as a Scottish Championship footballer

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler and Tony each run through their five most interesting signings in the cinch Premiership made so far in the January transfer window. Our GDPR pr...

Craig Wighton's lack of additional testicles

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Craig Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan get together to podcast for the first time in what must be two years as the trio herald the return of...

The chaos giraffe

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's podcast - the last of 2021 - Craig Fowler is joined by Gary Cocker and Thom Watt to discuss the Boxing Day fixtures in the cinch Premie...

Speedball

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson, Thom Watt and Craig Cairns review the Scottish League Cup final, the trio laud Kyogo Furuhashi before CA puts CC out of his misery ove...

But Gloucestershire keeps him sober now

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tony, Shaughan and Joel talk Morton's disconnect between fans and players, Billy Dodds proving perceptions wrong, and is Barry Ferguson cut out for th...

A very phallic episode

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Craig Cairns and Tony Anderson convene in The Terrace studio to talk through the weekend's fixtures, including the likability of this Ro...

The best Scottish football moments of season 2021/22 so far (part one)

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fowler is joined by Shaughan and Rob as the guys finally return to THE LIST. It's the moments from the season so far which make Scottish football the ...

The Monday Blues

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tony and Thom discuss the Dandy Dons and their stop-start season, how St Mirren could quite easily end up at 12 without a win, Josh Campbell and his i...

He's got good feet for a jumbo JET

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rob and Fowler get together a day later than normal for our second weekly podcast to talk through the six midweek fixtures. Six games, only six goals ...