The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

Sam Lammers: the workplace suck-up

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson and Craig Fowler talk through the weekend's Scottish Premiership action, including late drama at Fir Park, Celtic again winning while lo...

The single best player on every Scottish Premiership club

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Robert Borthwick and Craig Anderson compare and contrast their picks for the best individual talents on each and every Scottish top-flight side. Learn...

Borrowing Jane Park's phone charger

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Graeme Thewliss and Tony Anderson talk through the weekend's Scottish Premiership which, let's be honest, wasn't a round of fixtures we'll remember fo...

Dundee Tapas Appreciation Society

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Robert Borthwick and Tony Anderson debate Derek Adams' return to Ross County, indulge in some back-slapping over A View From The Terrace reaching 100 ...

The 'GT3' fan club is in disarray

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amy Canavan is joined by Craig Anderson to look back on the final game of Scotland's triumphant Euro 2024 qualifying campaign as Steve Clarke's underm...

Alternative Scottish Premiership awards to brighten up an international break

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Amy Canavan use the international break to look back at the cinch Premiership season thus far through a variety of awa...

An assist for James Tavernier, as it's known

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Thom Watt and Craig Anderson discuss the six Premiership matches from the weekend, including Aberdeen's 15-man (trusted) squad running o...

Murray's mentality monsters, Morton's misery and Michael McIndoe's use of the word... Dave

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig G Telfer is unavailable yet again, so stepping into his place is Tony Anderson to lead Shaughan McGuigan on a whistle-stop tour of the lower lea...

It's a Aberdeen-Rangers League Cup final as Motherwell continue to stink out the joint

06 Nov 2023

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Graeme Thewliss and Euan Taylor discuss the two big matches at Hampden this past weekend as Aberdeen and Rangers will now meet in the League Cup final...

The Scottish Premiership PANIC meter

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is drafted in at the last minute to host Thursday's main show. He talks to Graeme Thewliss about each of the Premiership teams after the ...

James Brown's bouncy tits

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson talk through another action-packed weekend in the cinch Premiership as Steven MacLean had his last stand against St Mir...

The best moments in Scottish football so far this 2023/24 season (part 1)

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Shaughan McGuigan to talk through THE LIST - a collection of moments from this campaign so far which highl...

Kyle Vassell: The attacking turnstile

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor to talk through the three matches which survived the weather in the Scottish Premiership this...

OPEN THE VAULT: 16 to 1 - The Grand Final

22 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Throughout last season, Craig Anderson hosted a series of quiz shows on our Patreon aimed at finding out who the best Terrace member was (other than h...

Three clubs looking for the carrot at the end of the tunnel

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With Shaughan McGuigan unavailable, Craig Fowler has studied like it's a Higher maths exam to try and hold his own alongside the other half of our res...

It's official! Scotland are going to Germany for Euro 2024!

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson a day after Scotland's passage to Germany was assured following Spain's 1-0 victory over No...

OPEN THE VAULT: Moments in Patter (vol 10): Celtic's 2020/21 season

15 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As promised, throughout the month of October we shall be releasing old Patreon episodes on our free-to-air feed for those who are so far unaware of th...

Hell Comes to Frogtown

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After two weeks away, Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer reunite to discuss the big games and talking points in the Scottish lower leagues. The pair...

OPEN THE VAULT: Celebrating 10 years of the SPFL by drafting the fuck out if it

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As promised, throughout the month of October we shall be releasing old Patreon episodes on our free-to-air feed for those who are so far unaware of th...

Cyriel Dessers' glass is bereft of water

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson to talk through the weekend's Scottish Premiership football, including the reasons behind Hibs' Edinburgh der...

OPEN THE VAULT: The 2023/24 Scottish Premiership Clone Wars

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As promised, throughout the month of October we shall be releasing old Patreon episodes on our free-to-air feed for those who are so far unaware of th...

Bagging off with the Stopwatch Gang in Pilton Park

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson is joined by lower-league regular Shaughan McGuigan and lower-league ringer Craig Fowler to discuss the three most interesting games fro...

OPEN THE VAULT: "You're just a shit Paul Hartley!"

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As promised, throughout the month of October we shall be releasing old Patreon episodes on our free-to-air feed for those who are so far unaware of th...

Steven Gerrard was actually the brains behind the Steven Gerrard reign

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to talk through the Premiership fixtures from this past weekend, including Michael Beale's last...

Sorry for impersonating a Celtic podcast

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Thom Watt to discuss the four midweek matches in the League Cup. They talk through Hibs relying on their at...

Joe Hart’s humiliation fetish

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Joel Sked and Euan Taylor to discuss the weekend's Premiership action, including Aberdeen getting their groove back, Kilmarn...

8358 days, 1194 weeks, 23 years

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up to talk about everything that's happened in lower-league Scottish football over the past seven days. The ...

Have you got your ticket for Jack Baldwin's gun show?

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Cairns and Craig Anderson to talk through the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership as Hibs look very Hibs-like...

The 300-Year-Old Werewolf

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up to put lower-league Scottish under the microscope once again. The pair look back on the weekend's SPFL Tr...

Best and worst signings from every Scottish Premiership side this summer

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson dip back into domestic matters during the international break to analyse every Premiership club's transfer window and ...

Bonus podcast: Scotland remain absolutely f***ing class

09 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Craig Telfer joyously talk about the Scotland national team after a dominant performance in Cyprus takes us within touching distance ...

The Injury-Time Winners Club

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer put lower-league Scottish football under the microscope as they assess the best of the action from the last seven...

Kevin Clancy bullet time

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor to talk through the weekend's cinch Premiership action, from St Johnstone's comeback, Hibs...

Olly Dolly, you have won the points!

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this grab-bag episode, Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to discuss all the big talking points from the last seven days in lower-league Scotti...

Steven MacLean's christening attire

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Joel Sked to break down the six matches in the cinch Premiership this past weekend, as Hibs play so poor...

The Swiss equivalent of Germolene

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson and his close associate Shaughan McGuigan discuss three lower league games from the last seven days, and have a good laugh doing so! Th...

There's going to be a new League Cup winner this season!

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Cairns leads Tony Anderson and Joel Sked on a discussion of the last 16 of the Viaplay Cup. They talk through the return and performance of Scot...

Zak Dingle's Lesser Hampden

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their patented tour around Scotland's lower leagues, casting their eyes on three of the biggest games of the...

'Simon Murray is a dug chasing a plastic bag' - cinch Premiership 2023/24 weekend review

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Craig Anderson in Terrace Towers new west coast location to talk through the Premiership weekend, includ...

Bradley Rodden: an apology - three most interesting games from the Scottish lower-league weekend

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up for their first foray into the lower leagues of the season as they review three games from across last we...

The cinch Premiership season 2023/24 is here - and it is beautiful

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The top flight of Scottish football returned for another season and it was well worth the wait. There was a week one shock in Rangers losing the title...

The Scottish lower league season 2023/24 preview EXTRAVAGANZA!

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The longest podcast to ever podcast sees Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer do a deep dive on all 30 teams in the Scottish lower leagues ahead of th...

One burning question about every team before the 2023/24 Scottish Premiership season

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Sked, Craig Anderson and Gary Cocker get together to answer burning questions on each Premiership club ahead of the league start on Saturday. Who...

Baddiel's Syndrome: the ultimate guide to the forgotten sitcom

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to talk about one of television's forgotten gems: David Baddiel's 2001 sitcom Baddiel's Syndrome. The pair disc...

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2022/23

10 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last show of this season! We've got all our usual awards: Mr Versatile, Most Handsome, Worst Signing, Most Improved. Amy Canavan, Tony Anders...

Six shoot predictions and an oral history of Rotten dot com

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer peer into the not-so-distant future to make six predictions about the upcoming 2023/24 season in the Scottish low...

“One more time”

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson, Euan Taylor and Shaughan McGuigan pick over the bones of the final games of the season, examining what happened in the Scottish Cup fi...

The 12 best strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Sked is joined by Rob Borthwick for the final top 12 list of the season. And it is time for the strikers! There were plenty of impressive front ...

Contractually Obliged Podcast

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thom Watt leads Euan Taylor through the last round of Scottish Premiership fixtures of the season. They discuss: Lee Johnson losing his little head ...

The 12 best wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In our penultimate podcast of this series, Craig Anderson talks to Thom Watt about the best attackers in the top flight who operate from, but not nece...

Malky McCry

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Tony Anderson and Joel Sked to discuss the weekend's action from a rudderless United performance against Livingston, to a...

The 10 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

21 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A few days later than usual, Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick get together to run through a rather uninspiring list of talents as the No.10 drifts o...

Metaphorical Fools and Horses

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson leads Graeme Thewliss and Craig Anderson through the weekend's Scottish Premiership action. Despite all attempts at intelligent analysis...

The best moments in Scottish football across the 2022/23 season (part 3)

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Robert Borthwick return once again for The List. That's where we keep a running record of all the weird, wonderful...

The 12 best centre-midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Sked and Tony Anderson get together for a bumper edition of the top 12 lists. This time the duo debate and discuss the best central midfielders -...

The striker built in a lab

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson and Graeme Thewliss are hosted by Craig Anderson to cover a big weekend of Scottish football as Celtic shock the football world by winni...

A series of things that both surprised us and disappointed us

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan locks horns with his old pal Craig G Telfer as the pair take a look back over the Scottish football season and talk about this that ...

Tomoki Iwata and his run-in with the law

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gary Cocker takes Euan Taylor and Graeme Thewliss through the weekend's Scottish Cup semi finals, questioning how sensible headering a ball on the gro...

Drafting the best Scottish Premiership XI using only Scottish players

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We were supposed to bring the top 10 centre-midfielders from the top flight for this podcast but that had to be scrapped at the last minute due to ill...

Kevin van Veen made Greg Taylor look like an absolute fanny

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Euan Taylor and Robert Borthwick look back over a Scottish Premiership weekend in which Aberdeen kept on motoring, Tynecastle was treate...

The 12 best defensive midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick have each got a list of No.6s and they've got some very big opinions to go along with them. Learn more about your a...

Stevie Naismith had one job

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thom Watt, Amy Canavan and Euan Taylor combine to talk through the weekend's Premiership action, including Hibs edging out Hearts for the first time i...

A widow on a dating app

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer trawl through the muck of the Scottish lower leagues in search of answers. The pair look at Dundee's resurgence a...

One Step Forward…

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Sked is joined by Amy Canavan and Craig Anderson to talk through an exciting weekend of Scottish Premiership action, with a litany of defensive h...

The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Euan Taylor and Joel Sked countdown the best central defenders in the Scottish top flight at this present time and wooboi it ain't pretty to begin wit...

I want the goods, give me the goods

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Amy Canavan to talk over a weekend's football where Hearts sank further into the mud, Kilmarnock played ex...

It's class being Scottish! We're the highest of the high! The kings of the f***ing earth!

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Duncan McKay, Thom Watt and Tony Anderson revel in a famous victory for the Scotland national team as we bent it right up a bunch of greetin-faced Spa...

Ryan Porteous' telekinetic powers and the Carthorse Challenge

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson is joined by Craig Anderson and Craig Fowler to talk through Scotland's 3-0 victory over Cyprus and look forward to Tuesday's match with...

Multiplicity grossed a worldwide total of $21 million at the box office

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer for a waltz around the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about David Robertson's departure from Peterhead a...

Another game, another goal for Drey Wright

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson discuss the latest from the Scottish Premiership after another action-packed weekend, including: The VAR debate being ...

The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back with another in our series but with an altered line-up. Due to scheduling restrictions, Joel and Fowler are out for ,this episode looking a...

“26 years of hurt, Caley stopped him dreaming”

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson hosts Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor as they run through the Scottish Cup quarterfinals. Chris Maguire and Frankie Musonda conspire to s...

BAZOOKA JOE!

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Thom Watt are here to look at the cinch Premiership players on expiring contracts, but with a twist. The guys take tur...

Dundee United's fatal flaw(s)

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One day later than usual due to Gary Cocker's mystery illness (let's guess... dysentery), emergency host Craig Fowler is joined by Joel Sked and Amy C...

The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Sked and Craig Fowler each down their list of the premier custodians in the top flight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...

Six legs and nae baws: where was Rangers' midfield?

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler leads Craig Anderson and Thom Watt on a discussion of: Celtic not playing to their best but still deservedly winning an Old Firm cup fin...

The Opposite of Stranraer

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

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Mark Birighitti – wow

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

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The Moonboot Man

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join hands and take a merry wander through the Scottish lower leagues, taking their usual dander in the Champions...

Scottish Cup fifth-round winners and losers

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson, Joel Sked and Euan Taylor look back over a weekend where Rangers and Partick Thistle were involved in a rare old match at Ibrox, Dundee...

Beers & Mail Part 3 | Let's All Laugh At England (2010 edition)

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We didn't have the means to get a main show recorded for today so, as you don't miss out, we've grouped together a couple of shows recorded for the Pa...

Stephen O’Donnell’s Fluorescent Jeans

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson hosts Robert Borthwick and Euan Taylor as they discuss the weekend’s top flight fixtures: • Motherwell? She’s doomed thanks • So...

Scottish Premiership transfer window winners and losers

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Anderson leads Duncan McKay and Gary Cocker through all twelve premiership sides to assess whether the January window was good, bad or a shrug of...

Half an X-Factor

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson joins Duncan McKay to chew over the weekend’s SPFL Premiership shenanigans. Includes a lot of laughs at Aberdeen.  Learn more about ...

"This house smells of terracotta planters!"

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to tackle the three SPFL games that took place over the weekend. The pair examine the contest at t...

Winners and losers from the Scottish Cup fourth round

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Euan Taylor look back over the Scottish Cup fourth-round weekend with particular emphasis on Sunday's Edinburgh derby ...

Michael Doyle's Wheels of Judgement

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces to take on another seven days in Scottish football. The pair discuss Hamilton Academical's first win ...

Sondre Solholm Johansen vacating the dancefloor

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Amy Canavan and Tony Anderson discuss the six matches involving top-flight clubs this past weekend: Why semi-finals are always the best...

Goldilocks on steroids

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their usual troop around the Scottish lower leagues and answer deep, existential questions like: are Qu££n...

Marcus Fraser mid-jump: "What the f*** have I decided to do here?"

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick discuss each and every game in the Scottish top flight from past weekend, including: Motherwell's ab...

Welcome to Gary Naysmith and goodbye to Jim McIntyre

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig G Telfer to discuss two managerial changes in the lower leagues as Gary Naysmith is the new top dog at Stenhousemuir w...

The first cinch Premiership action of 2023

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Anderson is joined by Amy Canavan and Thom Watt for the first podcast of 2023. They talk about Hearts’ superiority over Hibs, Rangers press ra...

His hair is like if Ernie McCracken signed for East Fife

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler, Craig G Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan meet in person to talk about three games from the lower leagues in our last podcast of 2022. Learn ...

Muppets Christmas Carol: Ghost Protocol (Terrace Podcast Christmas Special)

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Graeme Thewliss, Andy Harrow and Gary Cocker pick their Christmas Scottish Football 5-a-side team, offer presents to managers and players and enjoy a ...

The cinch Premiership is back, baby!

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick to discuss the four games which survived the cold snap in the Scottish Premiership, inclu...

John Frederiksen is the Great Khali, Paul Millar is El Gigante (lower-league mailbag special)

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer dip into the mailbag to answer your questions about the Scottish lower leagues. The wonder which sides should be ...

Waiting for the spectacularly shite (what we got wrong about this season's Scottish Premiership)

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Duncan McKay, Graeme Thewliss and Euan Taylor cast their minds across the cinch Premiership season so far and admit to the things they got wrong in a ...

Josh Morris interview: What it's like to be an agent

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Sked sits down with Josh Morris, a part-time agent for Sports Entertainment Group, or SEG, the agency which represents amongst others Pep Guardi...

Tony Anderson's Talent Competitions

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gary, Shaughan and Tony get together to pick over the bones of the Scottish Cup 3rd round, say hello (again) to Michael Beale and cheerio (potentially...

Ian Murray's eye pokes

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The World Cup might be droning on and Scottish Premiership football may have stopped, but there's still plenty of action happening in the lower league...