The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast
Episodes
The 300-Year-Old Werewolf
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up to put lower-league Scottish under the microscope once again. The pair look back on the weekend's SPFL Tr...
Best and worst signings from every Scottish Premiership side this summer
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson dip back into domestic matters during the international break to analyse every Premiership club's transfer window and ...
Bonus podcast: Scotland remain absolutely f***ing class
09 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Telfer joyously talk about the Scotland national team after a dominant performance in Cyprus takes us within touching distance ...
The Injury-Time Winners Club
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer put lower-league Scottish football under the microscope as they assess the best of the action from the last seven...
Kevin Clancy bullet time
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss is joined by Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor to talk through the weekend's cinch Premiership action, from St Johnstone's comeback, Hibs...
Olly Dolly, you have won the points!
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this grab-bag episode, Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to discuss all the big talking points from the last seven days in lower-league Scotti...
Steven MacLean's christening attire
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Joel Sked to break down the six matches in the cinch Premiership this past weekend, as Hibs play so poor...
The Swiss equivalent of Germolene
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson and his close associate Shaughan McGuigan discuss three lower league games from the last seven days, and have a good laugh doing so! Th...
There's going to be a new League Cup winner this season!
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns leads Tony Anderson and Joel Sked on a discussion of the last 16 of the Viaplay Cup. They talk through the return and performance of Scot...
Zak Dingle's Lesser Hampden
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their patented tour around Scotland's lower leagues, casting their eyes on three of the biggest games of the...
'Simon Murray is a dug chasing a plastic bag' - cinch Premiership 2023/24 weekend review
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Craig Anderson in Terrace Towers new west coast location to talk through the Premiership weekend, includ...
Bradley Rodden: an apology - three most interesting games from the Scottish lower-league weekend
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up for their first foray into the lower leagues of the season as they review three games from across last we...
The cinch Premiership season 2023/24 is here - and it is beautiful
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The top flight of Scottish football returned for another season and it was well worth the wait. There was a week one shock in Rangers losing the title...
The Scottish lower league season 2023/24 preview EXTRAVAGANZA!
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The longest podcast to ever podcast sees Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer do a deep dive on all 30 teams in the Scottish lower leagues ahead of th...
One burning question about every team before the 2023/24 Scottish Premiership season
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked, Craig Anderson and Gary Cocker get together to answer burning questions on each Premiership club ahead of the league start on Saturday. Who...
Baddiel's Syndrome: the ultimate guide to the forgotten sitcom
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to talk about one of television's forgotten gems: David Baddiel's 2001 sitcom Baddiel's Syndrome. The pair disc...
The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2022/23
10 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last show of this season! We've got all our usual awards: Mr Versatile, Most Handsome, Worst Signing, Most Improved. Amy Canavan, Tony Anders...
Six shoot predictions and an oral history of Rotten dot com
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer peer into the not-so-distant future to make six predictions about the upcoming 2023/24 season in the Scottish low...
“One more time”
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson, Euan Taylor and Shaughan McGuigan pick over the bones of the final games of the season, examining what happened in the Scottish Cup fi...
The 12 best strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked is joined by Rob Borthwick for the final top 12 list of the season. And it is time for the strikers! There were plenty of impressive front ...
Contractually Obliged Podcast
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thom Watt leads Euan Taylor through the last round of Scottish Premiership fixtures of the season. They discuss: Lee Johnson losing his little head ...
The 12 best wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In our penultimate podcast of this series, Craig Anderson talks to Thom Watt about the best attackers in the top flight who operate from, but not nece...
Malky McCry
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss is joined by Tony Anderson and Joel Sked to discuss the weekend's action from a rudderless United performance against Livingston, to a...
The 10 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A few days later than usual, Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick get together to run through a rather uninspiring list of talents as the No.10 drifts o...
Metaphorical Fools and Horses
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson leads Graeme Thewliss and Craig Anderson through the weekend's Scottish Premiership action. Despite all attempts at intelligent analysis...
The best moments in Scottish football across the 2022/23 season (part 3)
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Robert Borthwick return once again for The List. That's where we keep a running record of all the weird, wonderful...
The 12 best centre-midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Tony Anderson get together for a bumper edition of the top 12 lists. This time the duo debate and discuss the best central midfielders -...
The striker built in a lab
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson and Graeme Thewliss are hosted by Craig Anderson to cover a big weekend of Scottish football as Celtic shock the football world by winni...
A series of things that both surprised us and disappointed us
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan locks horns with his old pal Craig G Telfer as the pair take a look back over the Scottish football season and talk about this that ...
Tomoki Iwata and his run-in with the law
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gary Cocker takes Euan Taylor and Graeme Thewliss through the weekend's Scottish Cup semi finals, questioning how sensible headering a ball on the gro...
Drafting the best Scottish Premiership XI using only Scottish players
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We were supposed to bring the top 10 centre-midfielders from the top flight for this podcast but that had to be scrapped at the last minute due to ill...
Kevin van Veen made Greg Taylor look like an absolute fanny
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Euan Taylor and Robert Borthwick look back over a Scottish Premiership weekend in which Aberdeen kept on motoring, Tynecastle was treate...
The 12 best defensive midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick have each got a list of No.6s and they've got some very big opinions to go along with them. Learn more about your a...
Stevie Naismith had one job
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thom Watt, Amy Canavan and Euan Taylor combine to talk through the weekend's Premiership action, including Hibs edging out Hearts for the first time i...
A widow on a dating app
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer trawl through the muck of the Scottish lower leagues in search of answers. The pair look at Dundee's resurgence a...
One Step Forward…
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked is joined by Amy Canavan and Craig Anderson to talk through an exciting weekend of Scottish Premiership action, with a litany of defensive h...
The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Euan Taylor and Joel Sked countdown the best central defenders in the Scottish top flight at this present time and wooboi it ain't pretty to begin wit...
I want the goods, give me the goods
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Amy Canavan to talk over a weekend's football where Hearts sank further into the mud, Kilmarnock played ex...
It's class being Scottish! We're the highest of the high! The kings of the f***ing earth!
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan McKay, Thom Watt and Tony Anderson revel in a famous victory for the Scotland national team as we bent it right up a bunch of greetin-faced Spa...
Ryan Porteous' telekinetic powers and the Carthorse Challenge
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson is joined by Craig Anderson and Craig Fowler to talk through Scotland's 3-0 victory over Cyprus and look forward to Tuesday's match with...
Multiplicity grossed a worldwide total of $21 million at the box office
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer for a waltz around the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about David Robertson's departure from Peterhead a...
Another game, another goal for Drey Wright
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson discuss the latest from the Scottish Premiership after another action-packed weekend, including: The VAR debate being ...
The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with another in our series but with an altered line-up. Due to scheduling restrictions, Joel and Fowler are out for ,this episode looking a...
“26 years of hurt, Caley stopped him dreaming”
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson hosts Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor as they run through the Scottish Cup quarterfinals. Chris Maguire and Frankie Musonda conspire to s...
BAZOOKA JOE!
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Thom Watt are here to look at the cinch Premiership players on expiring contracts, but with a twist. The guys take tur...
Dundee United's fatal flaw(s)
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One day later than usual due to Gary Cocker's mystery illness (let's guess... dysentery), emergency host Craig Fowler is joined by Joel Sked and Amy C...
The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Craig Fowler each down their list of the premier custodians in the top flight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...
Six legs and nae baws: where was Rangers' midfield?
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler leads Craig Anderson and Thom Watt on a discussion of: Celtic not playing to their best but still deservedly winning an Old Firm cup fin...
The Opposite of Stranraer
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Mark Birighitti – wow
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Moonboot Man
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join hands and take a merry wander through the Scottish lower leagues, taking their usual dander in the Champions...
Scottish Cup fifth-round winners and losers
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson, Joel Sked and Euan Taylor look back over a weekend where Rangers and Partick Thistle were involved in a rare old match at Ibrox, Dundee...
Beers & Mail Part 3 | Let's All Laugh At England (2010 edition)
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We didn't have the means to get a main show recorded for today so, as you don't miss out, we've grouped together a couple of shows recorded for the Pa...
Stephen O’Donnell’s Fluorescent Jeans
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson hosts Robert Borthwick and Euan Taylor as they discuss the weekend’s top flight fixtures: • Motherwell? She’s doomed thanks • So...
Scottish Premiership transfer window winners and losers
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson leads Duncan McKay and Gary Cocker through all twelve premiership sides to assess whether the January window was good, bad or a shrug of...
Half an X-Factor
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson joins Duncan McKay to chew over the weekend’s SPFL Premiership shenanigans. Includes a lot of laughs at Aberdeen. Learn more about ...
"This house smells of terracotta planters!"
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to tackle the three SPFL games that took place over the weekend. The pair examine the contest at t...
Winners and losers from the Scottish Cup fourth round
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Euan Taylor look back over the Scottish Cup fourth-round weekend with particular emphasis on Sunday's Edinburgh derby ...
Michael Doyle's Wheels of Judgement
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces to take on another seven days in Scottish football. The pair discuss Hamilton Academical's first win ...
Sondre Solholm Johansen vacating the dancefloor
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Amy Canavan and Tony Anderson discuss the six matches involving top-flight clubs this past weekend: Why semi-finals are always the best...
Goldilocks on steroids
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their usual troop around the Scottish lower leagues and answer deep, existential questions like: are Qu££n...
Marcus Fraser mid-jump: "What the f*** have I decided to do here?"
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick discuss each and every game in the Scottish top flight from past weekend, including: Motherwell's ab...
Welcome to Gary Naysmith and goodbye to Jim McIntyre
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Craig G Telfer to discuss two managerial changes in the lower leagues as Gary Naysmith is the new top dog at Stenhousemuir w...
The first cinch Premiership action of 2023
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson is joined by Amy Canavan and Thom Watt for the first podcast of 2023. They talk about Hearts’ superiority over Hibs, Rangers press ra...
His hair is like if Ernie McCracken signed for East Fife
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Craig G Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan meet in person to talk about three games from the lower leagues in our last podcast of 2022. Learn ...
Muppets Christmas Carol: Ghost Protocol (Terrace Podcast Christmas Special)
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss, Andy Harrow and Gary Cocker pick their Christmas Scottish Football 5-a-side team, offer presents to managers and players and enjoy a ...
The cinch Premiership is back, baby!
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick to discuss the four games which survived the cold snap in the Scottish Premiership, inclu...
John Frederiksen is the Great Khali, Paul Millar is El Gigante (lower-league mailbag special)
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer dip into the mailbag to answer your questions about the Scottish lower leagues. The wonder which sides should be ...
Waiting for the spectacularly shite (what we got wrong about this season's Scottish Premiership)
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan McKay, Graeme Thewliss and Euan Taylor cast their minds across the cinch Premiership season so far and admit to the things they got wrong in a ...
Josh Morris interview: What it's like to be an agent
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked sits down with Josh Morris, a part-time agent for Sports Entertainment Group, or SEG, the agency which represents amongst others Pep Guardi...
Tony Anderson's Talent Competitions
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gary, Shaughan and Tony get together to pick over the bones of the Scottish Cup 3rd round, say hello (again) to Michael Beale and cheerio (potentially...
Ian Murray's eye pokes
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The World Cup might be droning on and Scottish Premiership football may have stopped, but there's still plenty of action happening in the lower league...
The best moments in the 2022/23 Scottish football season so far (part one)
19 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the first episode tackling THE LIST - a collection of the daft stuff which makes Scottish football so bloody brilliant - Tony Anderson is joined by...
Why penalties are like hard and soft-boiled eggs
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns leads our final Premiership review for the next five weeks as the top-flight break comes in for the World Cup. He was joined by Tony Ande...
Scott Tanser's dangling penalty worm
10 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With another full Premiership midweek card, Thursday's episode has more of a Monday feeling as Amy Canavan and Euan Taylor join Craig Fowler to discus...
Ran 40 yards to call Kevin Clancy a ****
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Monday's podcast is back in person as Duncan McKay joins Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson to talk through an excellent weekend of football in the Scotti...
72 hours on amphetamines with Shaughan McGuigan
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their usual tour of the Scottish lower leagues, taking in Queen's Park's draw with Dundee, Clyde's 10th con...
St Johnstone's team full of bots
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson hosts as Craig Fowler and Duncan McKay dissect the weekend's games in the Scottish Premiership, including a huge win for Hearts, how re...
Miss Chiquita Lies Down in Front of Me
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer as the pair take their usual stroll through the lower leagues. The pair focus on Ayr United's win over Partick ...
Forget VAR, let's talk about some football, shall we?
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Euan Taylor and Amy Canavan look back upon an action-packed weekend in the Scottish top flight and discuss the likes of Hearts showing l...
The 18 day goal drought
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Thursday's show looks back at the action in the Premier Sports Cup with particular emphasis on the only game that was any good as Kilmarnock defeated ...
Cowdenbeath's Lowland League adventure
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
(This episode is in place of our typical weekend round-up, which couldn't be completed on this occasion due to lack of availability.) Cowdenbeath's Fo...
Gary Teale was on the pitch
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss is joined by Duncan McKay and Craig Anderson to conduct yet another Scotland National Team World Cup post-mortem following the women’...
Unlimited wine for five euros!
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this Monday's Scottish Premiership recap, Craig Fowler is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to talk: Dundee United playing players in their s...
Mock Interviews with Barry Ferguson
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gary does his best to emulate Craig Telfer as he partners up with Shaughan McGuigan on a whistle stop tour of the lower leagues. Do Thistle have the s...
Jonah Ayunga’s Superman impersonation
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan McKay leads this Monday's show, ably assisted by Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor as the trio look back over the six matches in the Scottish Prem...
Aaron Hickey, the new Wullie Gibson
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Craig Telfer and Duncan McKay beam about Scotland following Tuesday's 0-0 with Ukraine, the third positive result in six days and one wi...
The Nike Conspiracy
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson is joined by Euan Taylor and Amy Canavan to talk through Saturday's come-from-behind win over Ireland at Hampden Park, before the trio g...
Can we insure John McGinn's arse for $28 million?
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Amy Canavan and Tony Anderson talk over Scotland's terrific 3-0 win over Ukraine, including... The use of the four-man defence Scott M...
FROM THE PATREON: 16 to 1, episode 1. Craig Fowler versus Duncan McKay
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey everybody, here's free access to an episode of a popular Patreon series we're currently doing called 16 to 1. Basically, it's a quiz show hosted b...
Full-BACK BACK BACK BACK BACKS
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme is joined by Tony and Joel for a rare Monday line up to break down Josh Campbell being Frank Lampard, Hearts' professionalism, St Mirren being ...
Inspired by Pavarotti
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With no football to discuss, Gary, CA and Shaughan suggest potential loan moves for lower league clubs ahead of the Oct 1 deadline before reluctantly ...
The most interesting expiring contracts for every Scottish Premiership team
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Alan Temple and Robert Borthwick to look at each and every top-flight side and the players in the final year of their deal w...
Shaughan McGuigan's Animal Farm
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to take a stroll through the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about Arbroath's difficult start to the seas...
I never bought the chicken
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson is joined by Joel Sked and Amy Canavan to break down the action from the weekend's games in the cinch Premiership. Including... Celtic's...
The World's Greatest Emoter
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson, Shaughan McGuigan and Craig Cairns get together in person to talk about the three most notable lower league games from last weekend, an...
It’s a mass Noel Hunting
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Euan Taylor and Joel Sked to look back at the weekend's fixtures in the cinch Premiership, including: Celtic's ridiculous mo...
Special podcast: The Beast is back!
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
John Gemmell's return to Dumbarton has been one of the stories of the season so far. Speaking with Craig G Telfer, the big striker talks about how his...
The stopped clock loanee
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson, Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow cover Partick Thistle's impressive win Inverness, discuss Airdrie's title credentials following thei...
A condom full of Raki
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson is joined by Amy Canavan and Robert Borthwick on a look back of the weekend's games as there are six red cards, three further reasons wh...