The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast
Episodes
The ball is away to A&E
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take a look at the Scottish lower leagues in forensic detail once again. The pair talk about the action at the to...
Retaining love for the Poundland Xavi
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Euan Taylor discuss the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership, including Aberdeen fighting back to draw with Celtic, Hibs chuc...
If you want to go to heaven when you die
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Despite there only being a handful of lower-league fixtures over the weekend, Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer pick through the meagre action to b...
A period of pain (Croatia 2-1 Scotland)
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson review Scotland's Saturday night defeat to Croatia as it becomes zero points from nine, despite three strong performa...
Yer a bunch of posers! Yer nobody!
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take a walk through the Scottish lower leagues, examining one game from the Championship, League 1 and League 2. ...
A wee bit of Matty Kennedy appreciation
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson chat through the weekend's Scottish Premiership action, including Aberdeen outlasting Hearts, Killie's epic comeback at...
Oh Jesus
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fraser Clarke and Craig G Telfer team up to discuss all the big games in the Scottish lower leagues from the past weekend. The pair look at Raith Rove...
The train is stuck outside Ashton Oxborough
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick discuss the Scottish Premiership weekend, including Derek McInnes second guessing himself, Nicky Devlin's Scotland ...
'I'm just a really nice guy'
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fraser Clarke is on hosting duties this week and he's joined by Sean Elderbrant to take a closer look at the fortunes and misadventures of a select gr...
A foundation built on Sande
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Euan Taylor analyse the two games from the Scottish Premiership this past weekend as St Mirren called time on Steven Naismith's Heart...
Her spiteful arrogance was astounding
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan gets together with Craig G Telfer to analyse every single thing that happened in the Scottish lower leagues over the past seven days...
Moth County
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Robert Borthwick discuss the action from the Scottish Premiership weekend. The pair talk about the many refereeing controversies in P...
We have allowed society and social media...
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
... to dictate how you look, how you act, what you say, how you dream. To be the best version of yourself, the environment you place yourself in, the ...
Laws of the Game (11): Offside
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our resident former referee Craig Anderson leads an explanation of IFAB's Laws of the Game, which dictate the rules for football. In this episode, he ...
A Madri for Ronaldo's men's mental health
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Tony Anderson discuss, in detail, Sunday evening's Nations League defeat to Portugal, including the performance of Lyndon Dykes, Billy G...
A foul every 0.00009 seconds
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together to talk about lower-league Scottish football! The pair talk about Raith Rovers' new manager, the cud...
Holes in your boxer shorts
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson talk through the Scottish Premiership weekend, including Philippe Clement talking absolute guff after Celtic's win in t...
Assplay!
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan teams up with Craig G Telfer to take a deep dive into the three largest fixtures in the Scottish lower leagues last weekend. The pai...
Blood Doping in ML1
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gary Cocker and Graeme Thewliss get together to admire the weekend’s premiership action, including terrible capital team defences, adults in the roo...
It's an early bath for you, Cantona!
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together for their patented three-game round up of the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about Ayr United...
Cammy Kerr: a man who can play anywhere
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson discuss all eight games from the last 16 of the Premier Sports Cup, including Spartans' historic victory over narrow R...
We may not be the right investment group for your club
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together to take their patented three-game round-up of the Scottish lower leagues. The pair chat about Falkir...
Faith, hope and wild conclusions
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson and Thom Watt review the weekend's action, as Dundee bury a sorry Hearts, Adama Sidibeh makes everyone rethink their St Johnstone predic...
A global internet banking issue
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together for the first lower-league podcast of the 2024/25 season. The pair discuss Ian Murray's unexpected d...
The best league in the biz is back in action!
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson review the first weekend of Scottish Premiership action in the 2024/25 season as the Dundee clubs share four goals at ...
The big 2024/25 Scottish Premiership season preview
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You've heard about the rest, now hear about the best. Craig Fowler, Craig Cairns and Tony Anderson break down the summer business and prospective cha...
The Terrace Podcast Lower League 2024/25 Season Preview Extravaganza!
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When it comes to quality podcasting about the Scottish lower leagues before a ball is even kicked, size very much matters. Craig G Telfer and Shaugha...
The best, worst and funniest moments of Livingston's time in the top flight
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Liam Innes and Stuart Henderson to look back on the many memorable moments – some great, some bad, some farcical – from ...
Terrace special: What's it like to be a Scottish football steward?
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a special one-off episode of the podcast, Craig Fowler talks to five former Scottish football stewards to get further insight a job that we see peo...
The 12 best forwards who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And finally completing our top 12 lists from last season, it's Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor once again teaming up to debate and discuss who should r...
The 12 best attacking midfielders who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After putting these on hold while we covered Scotland being rubbish at the Euros, the top 12 lists from this past season are back for those who don't ...
Should Scotland boss Steve Clarke remain in the job?
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Euan Taylor, naturally, discuss each side of the argument as to whether Steve Clarke should leave his position as Scotland national t...
Another heartbreaking end
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson get together for the final time in Germany to discuss Scotland exiting the tournament following Sunday evening's 1-0 de...
Scotland live to fight another day
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson to look back at Wednesday's 1-1 draw with Switzerland in Scotland's second group game during Euro 2024. They ...
Like Mike Tyson fighting a toddler (Germany 5-1 Scotland)
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler joins Craig Cairns to talk about Friday night's embarrassing loss to Germany in the opening game of Euro 2024. The pair chat about the mo...
Can we beat Germany in the opening game of Euro 2024?
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson preview Friday's match at the Allianz Arena. The pair look at Germany's strengths, weaknesses, what the Scotland starti...
Terrace Rewind: Steve Clarke interview | Norway 1-2 Scotland reaction
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
To help get you in the mood before our preview of the Germany game drops later this week, we've put together a podcast of two prior Terrace episodes. ...
The best moments from the 2023/24 Scottish football season (part five)
08 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Tony Anderson are back once again to go through the daft, funny and wild things to happen throughout Scottish foot...
The 12 best central midfielders who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This year we separated the midfielders into central midfielders and attacking midfielders. Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson tackled the former, trying t...
The 12 best centre-backs who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We continue to release our previously-recorded countdowns with Thom Watt joining Craig Fowler to rank the guys who are tasked with starting moves but,...
Emergency podcast: Gibraltar win concerns and Lyndon Dykes injury
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We weren't going to release a show today, but with Scotland struggling to score against Gibraltar and a Lyndon Dykes-sized absence looming large we th...
The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2023/24
02 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer presents as Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Shaughan McGuigan debate the nominees and vote for the winners in 12 categories for the bes...
The 12 best full-backs who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we previously mentioned, we're now releasing our annual 10/12 best countdowns on to the free-to-air feed now that the season is done. These podcast...
The 10 best goalkeepers who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we previously mentioned, we're now releasing our annual 10/12 best countdowns on to the free-to-air feed now that the season is done. These podcast...
Private Danda, passer for Murray, any old football will do
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Craig G Telfer link up to discuss the two enormous games from the weekend: the Premiership play-off final second leg between Ross C...
Cliches are cliches for a reason (and chill about Ryan Jack)
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the first part of today's podcast, Craig Fowler and Craig Telfer discuss the Premiership play-off final first leg from Stark's Park after Ross Coun...
Last day of school vibes
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson talk over the action from the final weekend of the 2023/24 Scottish Premiership season, including St Johnstone securin...
The best day of my absolute football history
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up once more to discuss the biggest weekend of the season in the lower-leagues with the conclusion of the pl...
Fear of plastic
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up once more to review the midweek play-off matches. The pair discuss a thriller at Firhill and the assist o...
Morgyn Neill, you onion
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up once again to examine the six play-off matches from the weekend. The pair discuss a blockbuster at Firhil...
Like a dad at about half ten at a wedding
12 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Graeme Thewliss review the weekend's Scottish Premiership games, including Celtic essentially winning the title, St Johnstone blowi...
Do Men Have To Be Violent?
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan teams up with Craig G Telfer to review Tuesday night's five play-off matches. The pair discuss Airdrieonians' blockbuster encounter ...
Don Cowie's 'that's a fence' accent
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gary Cocker, Graeme Thewliss and Robert Borthwick discuss the weekend's Scottish Premiership action, including St Mirren delivering a knockout punch i...
Not the bees! Not the bees! They're in my eyes!
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer complete the regular season by discussing the biggest and most meaningful games in the lower league from the week...
Body and Soul
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up once to cast their eyes across the Scottish lower leagues and, hopefully, have a laugh along the way! The...
The father of success
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson leads Craig Fowler on a review of the Scottish Premiership weekend, including Celtic and Rangers both surviving stern tests in the title...
The MVP of the Scottish lower leagues
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Sean Elderbrant are in the hotseat for this week's patented three-match review of the Scottish lower leagues, as Partick Thistle put ...
A ruse from Roos
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson break down both Scottish Cup semi-finals from the weekend as Celtic and Aberdeen played out an all-timer on Saturday ...
What a scorcher!
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces once more for a patented three-game review of the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss Arbroath's...
Terrace Special: What it's like to see your team win their first ever league title
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan is joined by Craig G Telfer, the happiest man in FK5, to talk about Stenhousemuir FC's first ever title win. Telfer talks about the ...
Danny Armstrong: Villain
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss, Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor talk through the six games from the Scottish Premiership on the final weekend before the split, includ...
A Scotland C team to conquer the world!
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a break from our usual scheduled programming, Fraser Clarke and Sean Elderbrant put together a team to represent Scotland of the best part-time pla...
Nick Montgomery needs to become Tony Montgomery
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson, Joel Sked and Craig Anderson discuss the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership, including a barnstorming Old Firm encounter at I...
Today we spell "redemption": F-A-L-K-I-R-K
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces to dissect all the comings and goings in the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss Falkirk's title...
Don County, manager of Ross Cowie
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Robert Borthwick returns to play host this Monday evening alongside Craig Fowler. The pair chat about the six games in the Scottish Premiership weeken...
The Dumfries and Galloway Yaya Toure
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer up in Inverness recording some sort of TV show, Craig Fowler takes a shot in the presenting chair for our lo...
The return of the Scottish Premiership PANIC!!! scale
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson take advantage of the international break to have a look round the Scottish Premiership and have a temperature check on...
This just in: Jackie Stewart is not dead
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Fraser Clarke cast their beady eyes over a game from each of the three lower leagues, starting in the Championship, where Dunfer...
Charles Dunne, just start shooting from anywhere
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson to talk through the weekend's Scottish Premiership action. The pair discuss Killie roaring back against St Mir...
The best moments from the 2023/24 Scottish football season (part three)
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Tony Anderson are back to tackle the latest inclusions into THE LIST. From silent social media videos to a fan fla...
Goodbye Neil Warnock, it's been a pleasure
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A day later due to a Monday night fixture, Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson talk through the quarter finals of the Scottish Cup, including Kilmarnock pi...
A Child’s Drawing Of A Horse
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Fraser Clarke fix their gazes in the lower leagues, as they attempt to give some context to the biggest games from the Champions...
Setting fire to your house to avoid watching St Johnstone v Livingston
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Joel Sked to talk through the sublime and the ridiculous from the Scottish Premiership weekend, including ...
The big lower-league mailbag - part two
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer reach into the mailbag once again to answer questions from our Patreon listeners. The pair discuss young talents ...
Neil Warnock's busman's holiday
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Tony Anderson for a look back on the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership. The pair focus on the...
The big lower-league mailbag - part one!
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to answer a series of questions from our Patreon subscribers about the Scottish lower leagues. Has Raith Rovers...
Hibernian's ministry of funny runs
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Gary Cocker for a look back on the Scottish Premiership weekend. Matches at Celtic Park and McDiarmid Pa...
The Battle of Stair Park: Ebbo's Last Stand
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer for a dander through the lower leagues of Scotland. The pair discuss Dunfermline Athletic's latest embarrassmen...
A special Terrace Podcast announcement
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson hosts as Craig Fowler announces a first ever for The Terrace Podcast, what to expect going forward and how our listeners can help. Lear...
Syncronised celebration after not scoring
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
New-look Monday show! Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson trial a change to our typical weekly Monday show format as they look back over the fifth round o...
Photoshopped Dick Campbell
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan is joined by Fraser Clarke as the two of them discuss Dunfermline putting in one of the poorest performances of the season, Rhys McC...
The patient had his arms put back on the wrong way
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson talk through the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership as Craig Levein (kinda) gets his tactics right in the Hig...
That dressing room is not fit for vermin
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan has returned from Australia and is back in the hotseat with Craig G Telfer to catch up on the weekend's action in the lower leagues....
The joy of Cornflakes when all you’ve had is porridge
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Craig Anderson for a review of the weekend's Scottish Premiership. The trio discuss familiar issues with Hi...
Eight (or maybe nine) very interesting transfers from the Scottish lower leagues
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer teams up with Fraser Clarke once again to look at some interesting transfers to have taken place in the Scottish lower leagues in recen...
Winners and losers of the Scottish Cup fourth round
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gary Cocker returns to the main show after his fatherhood-duty hiatus. He is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt to talk through the weekend's acti...
A forensic deep dive into the depths of Scotland's League Two
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer is joined by Fraser Clarke for a forensic analysis of League 2. Using the weekend's games, the pair analyse how all 10 teams' season ha...
Drafting the best players on expiring contracts in the Scottish Premiership
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson go head-to-head in a contest to try and draft the best possible XI exclusively using the 108 (!) Scottish Premiership p...
Two clubs end looooooong winless runs as Paul Hartley gets serenaded
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan is away to sunny Australia, so Craig Fowler fills in for him on the lower-league podcast alongside Craig G Telfer. The pair discuss ...
The 10 best signings of the Scottish Premiership season so far
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our triumphant return to topical podcasting sees Joel Sked and Amy Canavan each ranking their top 10 best signings of the Scottish Premiership season ...
Duncan's book club: Craig Fowler (episode 1)
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Like 'What a Season That Was!' this is the launch of a new series that we're putting up on the free-to-air feed for the end of the holiday period befo...
What a Season That Was! The 2000-2001 Scottish football campaign
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year from everyone at The Terrace! Craig Fowler is joined by Andy Harrow and Craig Cairns to look back on the most interesting storylines fr...
The 10 best Scottish football moments of 2023
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson each pick their top 10 best moments from the calendar year in the weird and wonderful world of Scottish football. (Re...
What a Season That Was! The 1999-2000 Scottish football campaign
24 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler introduces this show with a festive message about what we're doing over the next couple of weeks. Then Craig Cairns, Shaughan McGuigan an...
Forfar Athletic's Giant Swear Filter
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up for the final podcast of 2023. The pair look at the big clash at the top of Championship between Dundee U...
The best days of Jonny Hayes’ Indian summer
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are joined by former Terrace regular John Callan to review the weekend's action, including Rangers winning the first tr...
24 Daves in Six Minutes = Four Daves a Minute
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up to take a patented look at three games from the Scottish lower leagues last weekend. The pair discuss Que...
Get Ross Laidlaw on a flight to Germany
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson shake off the cobwebs from a heavy night out to discuss each and every Scottish Premiership game from this past weekend...
Justice for Jock McStay - the return of the lower league podcast!
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces for the first time in two months to take a customary look at the Scottish lower leagues. The pair dis...
Bonus podcast: Same Team - A Street Soccer Story
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Graeme Thewliss is joined by Robbie Gordon and Jack Nurse as they talk about the process of creating Same Team - A Street Soccer Story, a show live at...