The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast
Episodes
Introducing Barry Robson's "play smart" counter
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up to look at the very best of the weekend's lower-league action. The pair discuss Tony Docherty's disappoin...
A pleasant analysis of Belarus 0-2 Scotland
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Joel Sked discuss Scotland's 2-0 victory in an empty Hungarian stadium as Steve Clarke's men overcame a nervy first half for a comfor...
A measured analysis of Denmark 0-0 Scotland
06 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Craig G Telfer get together to analyse Scotland's encouraging start to their World Cup qualifying campaign after their 0-0 draw in Denma...
You're 40... and nobody wants you?
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join up for another look at the big games in the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about Arbroath's strong st...
He can't defend so I assume he likes to attack
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson discuss a full card in the Scottish Premiership this past weekend, including Motherwell and Kilmarnock being part of a...
A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan teams up with Craig G Telfer to analyse three recent matches from the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss Greenock Morton's 2-2...
Why Celtic and Rangers' embarrassments do NOT reflect badly on Scottish football
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A wee bonus podcast for you all before we release our weekly lower-league show! Craig Fowler and Joel Sked explain why it's all good for fans of othe...
Review of a very drawy Scottish Premiership weekend
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Euan Taylor joins Craig Cairns to analyse an abridged weekend in the Scottish Premiership, where Hearts came from 3-0 down to earn a point after being...
Jones, Jones, calling Robert Jones, Robert Jones, Robert Jones wake up now (wake up now)
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer put Scottish lower-league football under the microscope. The pair examine East Fife's first league win of the sea...
You never get a Mega-Cadden
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson look back on the Scottish League Cup weekend as they select some winners and losers from the last-16 action, includin...
I would walk into brick walls for that man
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer unite once more to cast their eyes over the Scottish lower leagues. The pair examine Queen's Park's ruinous defen...
It's just subsidised foreign vowels
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Cairns discuss Sunday's action in the Scottish Premiership, including top-of-the-table Hearts eventually seeing through against...
Diego Maradona would've scored that
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the first of another two-part Scottish Premiership preview, Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson discuss the three games in the top flight which took pla...
Swepto Awayo (1974)
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together to analyse the big games from the Scottish lower leagues from the first weekend back. The pair analy...
A happy review of the final game of the Scottish Premiership opening weekend
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Joel Sked talk through Hearts' 2-0 victory over Aberdeen on Monday evening, including 'thin' Craig Halkett, Kusini Yengi's disastrous...
A measured review of the first Sunday of the Scottish Premiership season
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Gary Cocker discuss in detail the three Scottish Premiership games which took place on Sunday, including an insipid Dundee being down...
A thorough review of the opening day of the Scottish Premiership season
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Cairns review the opening day of the Scottish Premiership season as Motherwell outplay Rangers at Fir Park and Livingston come ...
The big 2025/26 Scottish Premiership season preview
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You've learned about the rest, now learn about the best. Craig Fowler, Joel Sked and Tony Anderson give their takes on how every single Scottish Prem...
A 10-hour preview podcast on the 2025/26 Scottish lower leagues!
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan, in stunning detail, go through the prospective fortunes of all 30 teams in the Scottish lower leagues ahead of t...
A View From The Couch: Backxwash, Black Mirror and Madame Web
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Telfer, Craig Fowler and Craig Cairns give you some pop-culture recommendations and some things they aren't keen on, before getting into the 202...
A View From The Couch: Ed Sheeran, Sex and the City and The Intern
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gary Cocker, Duncan McKay and Jenny Scott get together to give their cultural highs and lows, before reviewing the 2015 DeNiro/Hathaway frothy comedy ...
A View From The Couch: HAIM, Robbie Williams and Se7en
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer is joined by Joel Sked and Tony Anderson for a round-up of the very best and worst of pop culture. The trio discuss Robbie Williams' re...
The best moments from season 2024/25 that make Scottish football what it is (part five)
28 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Tony Anderson in our penultimate podcast for the 2024/25 Scottish football season as the trio go through THE LIST ...
My life as a Scottish lower-league superstar – with Danny Denholm
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Denholm recently announced his retirement from professional football. The winger talks to Craig G Telfer about his decision to hang up the boots...
A brief analysis of Liechtenstein 0-4 Scotland
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Cairns and Craig G Telfer discuss Scotland's comfortable 4-0 friendly win over Lichtenstein. The pair talk about Lennon Miller's impressive show...
A haphazard analysis of Scotland 1-3 Iceland
07 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson and Craig G Telfer discuss Scotland's miserable home defeat to Iceland in Friday night's friendly match at Hampden. The pair talk about ...
The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2024/25
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer leads Craig Fowler, Joel Sked and Tony Anderson as they debate the merits of the four nominees for our end-of-season awards for the 202...
'What it was like to see my team win the 2025 Scottish Cup final'
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've already covered the match, but we have yet to listen to the perspective of an Aberdeen fan. Until now... Thom Watt joins Craig Fowler to relive...
Livingston are back amongst the big time!
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Shaughan McGuigan discuss the second leg of the Premiership play-off final between Livingston and Ross County. The duo examine why Livi ...
Aberdeen stun Celtic to win 2025 Scottish Cup final
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A year after Aberdeen's unforeseen comeback at Hampden, Craig Fowler and Craig Telfer talk through Saturday's stunning result as the Dons get their ha...
Ronan Hale and ten other c***s
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Craig G Telfer discuss the first leg of the Premiership play-off final first leg between Livingston and Ross County. The pair examine th...
Don't worry Ruari, not a lot of people watch his show
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer unite for a mini-review of the lower-league season and discuss teams, bosses and players who have enjoyed a good ...
The famous Dingwall forcefield
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Craig Fowler discuss the biggest talking points from the final weekend of the Scottish Premiership season. 0:00 Start 02:15 Dunde...
In late 2007, Hayes designed and launched her own perfume called "Mwah..."
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer cast their eyes over the three midweek play-off matches. The pair discuss Livingston's win over Partick Thistle, ...
No penalty for contact residue
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson discuss the penultimate weekend of the Scottish Premiership season. 0:00 Start 02:00 St Johnstone 2-1 Ross County 2...
Announcement: The Big Terrace Scottish Football Quiz
10 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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I could explode with excrement
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dynamic duo Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together to analyse the all five play-off fixtures from Tuesday night. They discuss Ayr United's ...
Bonus podcast: Il Calcio della Scozia
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan McKay and is joined by Herald journalist Matthew Lindsay to learn all about a special supplement appearing in this Saturday's edition of the He...
Dundee’s bed-wetting qualities
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Tony Anderson join forces to discuss, direct and debate the weekend in the Scottish Premiership. From Hibs squad strength to Dundee’s ...
The Bairns are back amongst the big time!
03 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Anderson and Craig G Telfer team up to examine Falkirk's thrilling win over Hamilton Academical last night and their return to the top flight aft...
We met Michael McIndoe
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces to discuss all the big talking points from the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss Falkirk flail...
The pregnant men of Tannadice
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson discuss the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership as Celtic fans protested as their team won the title, it was t...
The best moments from season 2024/25 that make Scottish football what it is (part three)
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Tony Anderson are back once again to tackle THE LIST – our collection of the mad, daft and downright bonkers mom...
They told me that you had gone totally insane and that your methods were unsound
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together to cast their eyes over the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss the tension at the top of the C...
A measured analysis of the Scottish Cup semi-finals
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked joins Craig G Telfer to look back on the weekend's Scottish Cup semi-finals. The pair talk at length about Aberdeen's extra-time victory ove...
That's my secret way, my secret bible
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fraser Clarke joins Craig G Telfer to take a look at the big games in the Scottish lower leagues. After exploring Dumbarton's potential exit from admi...
President of the Greg Taylor fan club: Bearsden chapter
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson discuss the Scottish Premiership weekend, including St Mirren claiming a third consecutive top-six spot, Aberdeen 'bot...
The Erotic Awakening of Mrs Doubtfire
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together for their patented three-game round-up of lower-league Scottish football. The pair talk about Airdri...
Run very fast in a straight line and batter the ball
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson and Graeme Thewliss chat through the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership as the three clubs chasing third all win, St Johnston...
Tommy at the start of Trainspotting and Tommy at the midpoint of Trainspotting
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up for the first time in four weeks to cast their eyes over the best and worst of Scottish football. The pai...
'My name is Tony, and I'm addicted to three-at-the-back'
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson review the weekend's Scottish Premiership action, including potentially the game of the season at Dens Park, Derek McIn...
A very thorough analysis of the Championship (starring Ryan McGowan)
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer joins Livingston centre-back Ryan McGowan to analyse the Scottish Championship. The pair focus on Tuesday's night's top-of-the-table cl...
Bonus podcast! Inside the making of Romanov: Czar of Hearts
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by broadcaster Martin Geissler to chat about the success of the BBC Sounds series Romanov: The Czar of Hearts. The pair chat ab...
Scotland 0-3 Greece: What the hell was that?
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Craig Anderson discuss a miserable night for the national team. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus podcast! Greece 0 - 1 Scotland: A review
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Gary Cocker discuss Thursday's 1-0 win in Athens in the first leg of our Nations League qualifier, including Grant Hanley remaining in t...
A very thorough analysis of League 1 (starring Rico Quitongo)
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer teams up with Annan Athletic defender Rico Quitongo to analyse the 2024/25 League 1 season as it enters its final quarter. The pair dis...
'Badoing!' Red card
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson discuss the weekend's Premiership action, including Dundee getting a massive Dundee derby victory, Barry Ferguson winni...
A very thorough analysis of League 2 (starring Danny Denholm)
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer is joined by Forfar Athletic winger Danny Denholm to discuss the 20224/25 League 2 season so far. Danny talks about how his campaign ha...
Chris Cadden and the corridor of certainty
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Joel Sked talk through the four matches in the quarter-finals of the Scottish Cup. They discuss Graham Carey's Hollywood quality, Dav...
If I was casting a comic-book villain as a goalie, Sandman would be last choice
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fraser Clarke and Craig G Telfer get together to take a wander around the Scottish lower leagues. The pair do their best to talk about the midweek Cha...
One happy Hibee and one sad Jambo
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Duncan McKay and Joel Sked talk through the weekend's football in the Scottish Premiership, including an in-depth discussion on the Edinburgh derby, D...
If they are saying I’m dead I’d like them to know I’m not
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer cast their eyes over the biggest games in the lower leagues from the last seven days. The pair discuss all the ac...
Give me the biggest staunch staff you have. No that's too big
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Sked and Craig Fowler discuss the biggest talking points after another weekend of Scottish Premiership action, including Hibs cementing their thi...
If it can happen to the Sky History channel, it can happen to anyone
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together to discuss the big games from the Scottish lower leagues last weekend. The pair talk about Kris Dool...
Next gen console pressing
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson discuss the weekend's Scottish Premiership action, including Aberdeen still not looking convincing but managing a win, ...
Wrestling Observer Newsletter's Worst Feud of the Year (1997)
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together for the first time in three weeks to take a look at the three biggest games from the Scottish lower ...
Bye bye Rangers
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Robert Borthwick tackle the big talking points from the Scottish Cup weekend as Queen's Park pull off a shock for the ages by beating...
Tonight thank god it's them instead of you
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig G Telfer is once again joined by Craig Fowler on deputy duty for our weekly Scottish football lower-league show. The pair discuss Falkirk's Janu...
Simo Valakari's new clothes
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson discuss the Scottish Premiership weekend, including Hearts experiencing the joy of six, Hibs comfortably beating Aberde...
This is it, this is party time
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Shaughan McGuigan on holiday and Fraser Clarke a last-minute scratch, Craig Fowler joins Craig G Telfer on this week's Lower League Show. The pai...
Slobodan Rubezic's faecal incident
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Robert Borthwick chat through the wreckage of another Scottish Premiership weekend, including Stuart Kettlewell walking out of Mother...
20 questions Scotland quiz: Craig Fowler v Craig Anderson
25 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In our next quiz episode, Duncan McKay plays host as Craig Fowler goes up against our resident trivia expert Craig Anderson as they each try to correc...
Tight! Help him! You've slowed him down! Engage!
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer analyse the handful of games in the Scottish lower leagues from the weekend. The pair discuss how Inverness Caled...
If it can happen to Akil Wright, it can happen to anyone
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(ATTENTION: Feedback/echos which were previously reported on this podcast have now been removed.) Tony Anderson and Craig Cairns join Craig G Telfer t...
A bucking bronco at a hen party
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together for the final lower-league podcast of 2024. The pair of them talk about the big derby between Dunfer...
Jamiroquai and Ali G
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson get together to talk through two rounds of Scottish Premiership fixtures over the festive period. The pair chat about N...
Do you want to hear some rock 'n' roll or do you want to go home?
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer for a whistle-stop tour around the Scottish lower leagues, with the pair discussing every game to have taken pl...
Taken down by someone else’s a***hole
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with our Scottish Premiership weekend review after a brief hiatus as Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Cairns to talk through the five matche...
The Ultimate Irn-Bru Men XI
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remember the #Barclaysman trend from August? Well imagine a Scottish football equivalent starring players from the Irn-Bru SFL! That's right! Fraser C...
Sold by the time this podcast comes out
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To plug the gap while Tony Anderson and Craig Fowler are sunning it up in Tenerife, the latter is joined by Craig Anderson in a special podcast record...
Thunderbastard!
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM EVERYBODY AT THE TERRACE! A present from us to you as Shaughan McGuigan and Fraser Clarke get together to discuss the Kingdom of ...
Like watching soup boil
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson talk about the weekend's festivities in the Scottish Premiership, including Martin Boyle turning back the clock at Pit...
A field in Belgium in 1915
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Fraser Clarke come together to discuss Falkirk’s surprise 5-2 loss to Ayr United and Livingston closing the gap at the top of ...
'Nae sh*tebags in Fowlerland'
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the return of the Premiership review show with added Premier Sports Cup final! Craig Fowler and Euan Taylor talk through an encounter for the age...
The best moments in Scottish football in 2024/25 so far (part 1)
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Apologies for the lack of Scottish Premiership review show this week. A duo was in place to record but a family emergency precluded one of the parties...
Quiz Battle: The reigning 16-to-1 champion v Terrace subscriber
08 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
To herald the return of the 16-to-1 quiz series on The Terrace Patreon, reigning champion Craig Fowler warms up to the defence of his title with a mat...
Jim Weir: The Night King
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler fills in for Craig Telfer to join Shaughan McGuigan on a whistle-stop tour of the Scottish Cup third round. The pair chat about a terrifi...
Test the armless goalkeeper!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson review the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership, including Hearts showing some heart for the fight, Motherwell ...
When I said: "Who are you?" I didn't mean it as a bad thing
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer get together to talk about the only three games in Scottish lower-league games from the weekend. The pair discuss...
Whoop-de-doo, they beat Rangers
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Gary Cocker join forces to look back on the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership. The pair talk about Hibs falling to bits (a...
Such is the stuff from where dreams are woven
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer lock horns while talking about the wild and wacky world of lower-league Scottish football. The pair discuss a dra...
Take the horse out the back and tell him 'happy retirement'
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson team up for a slightly different Monday podcast with Scotland playing this evening in a 7.45pm kick-off, instead lookin...
Have you ever seen Dick looking gruntled?
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer return to peer into lower-league Scottish football. The pair talk about Dylan Easton's world-class free-kick, whe...
This podcast is almost as old as Owen Stirton
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is this week joined by his old Terrace Podcast co-founder Alan Temple to talk through the six Scottish Premiership matches from this past...
A Hamilton Accies-esque internet outage
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Shaughan and Telfer both off this week, Fraser Clarke and Sean Elderbrant step in to cover the best and worst of the lower leagues from this past...
The worst game of football ever played
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay to look back over the weekend's action involving top-flight teams. There were the Premier Sports Cup semi-final...
We were underdogged
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler steps in at the last minute to replace Craig G Telfer after some Fife-based technological problems as the pair do a shortened version of ...
Born to be a St Johnstone player
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Fowler and Graeme Thewliss talk through the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership, including Shayden Morris making the difference for Abe...
Quiz Battle: The Terrace Podcast v Career We Go
26 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Anderson, Duncan McKay and Tony Anderson square off against Joe, Theo and Bobby from the Career We Go podcast to see who comes out on top across...
The ball is away to A&E
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take a look at the Scottish lower leagues in forensic detail once again. The pair talk about the action at the to...