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The Therapy Crouch

Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!

10 Jun 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What challenges do Abbey and Pete face during their house move?

0.031 - 5.179 Peter Crouch

With a spoon? No, with a knife. Please, with a spoon.

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6.301 - 9.726 Unknown

No, with a knife, you fucking gob-shake.

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Chapter 2: What was Abbey's traumatic parking incident at the cinema?

9.846 - 17.858 Peter Crouch

I like Willy. Do you? And when Rip says in the morning, quick ride before you go, I'll saddle up. You can speak it every day. You can sex me every day.

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21.604 - 26.832 Abbey Clancy

This is Private Property! Hello and welcome to the very first of the Everglades.

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Chapter 3: How did Pete become a full-time farmer with Koi Carp and ducklings?

27.233 - 31.905 Peter Crouch

How are we, guys? We're good.

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32.347 - 40.348 Abbey Clancy

Guys, you need to excuse our setup today. We're currently in the middle of moving house, moving countries. Pete's off to the U.S.

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40.818 - 61.341 Peter Crouch

yeah there's a lot going on basically at the moment so she's got bear with us for a while um i'm going to america which so the therapy crouch is i mean god knows what we're going to do but we'll sort something out well we know what we're doing you guys going to be long distance yeah i feel like it's quite relatable for a lot of couples out there to be fair so we can see how you guys are they don't work

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Chapter 4: What are the details of the bottomless brunch disaster shared by the audience?

62.435 - 66.166 Unknown

Well, that's not a great start to the relationship, is it?

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67.108 - 72.363 Abbey Clancy

Well, no, because I can't work a fucking computer for a start. So that's not going to be good, is it?

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74.469 - 76.495 Peter Crouch

Going to have to pick up the old sex thing again.

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76.627 - 104.271 Abbey Clancy

straight in we could just do like um live yeah live things yeah live be careful with the laptop i don't know where that goes it's like it's complicated where they try and where he puts alec bald and puts his like penis on the screen that's your favorite film isn't it you love that film so lovely i will not be showing you my penis don't worry about that

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Chapter 5: What is Pete's opinion on bottomless brunches?

104.251 - 125.437 Unknown

i'm looking forward to it i think half the app will be just you learning how to use a laptop and that'll be eventful for people i think it'll be good yeah i might know a few people who can help me oh yeah new techies a few nerds got three beyond the kevin they're gonna be in america oh it's true my daughter's my daughters will be able to help Oh, yeah, they're a whiz.

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125.898 - 133.108 Peter Crouch

Yeah, right. But how have you guys been? You been all right since Portugal? It's been full on, mate, if I'm being honest. Because, like, you know, we were in Portugal. We're now back.

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Chapter 6: What are the fashion debates surrounding athleisure wear?

133.488 - 137.234 Peter Crouch

We moved house. A hell of a lot of stuff to do, isn't there, really?

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137.274 - 138.495 Abbey Clancy

There's a lot to do.

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Chapter 7: How does Abbey navigate her relationship with her stepson?

138.555 - 152.635 Abbey Clancy

But, you know, it's not like I don't want you feeling sorry for us because, you know, we've moved into our dream home. I don't think anyone does. No, but we've moved into our dream home. But it's just logistically there's lots of plates to spin. Oh, yeah, yeah. So it's just been a bit...

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153.02 - 156.245 Peter Crouch

Yeah, it's just, you know, people say moving house is stressful, right?

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Chapter 8: What confessions do fans share about their feelings towards Abbey and Pete?

156.305 - 168.203 Peter Crouch

Moving countries as well. Schools with the World Cup on the horizon. It's been, yeah, Jack's birthday, Liv's birthday. It all came at once, really. So it has been pretty fun, but all fun.

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168.483 - 184.25 Abbey Clancy

And, you know, it's just like we have to put the kids first and do what's best for the kids. You know, I can't, you know, they need to be in school and Pete needs to work. So it's just a lot of change. And I don't like being away from my husband anymore. He's desperate to go.

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184.37 - 198.26 Peter Crouch

I'm not desperate. It's a World Cup. It's a World Cup. It's exciting. The World Cup's exciting. I mean, I don't know what to equate it for you, you know, but. It's very exciting.

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198.541 - 202.09 Abbey Clancy

I think the equivalent to me would be like a Net-A-Porter sale.

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202.551 - 207.063 Peter Crouch

Yeah, like it's down to like... Like the sales, January sales. 95% off.

208.868 - 212.457 Abbey Clancy

I've never had 95% off. 40. 40, you're like...

213.584 - 215.708 Peter Crouch

Is that your World Cup?

215.848 - 217.531 Abbey Clancy

Is that your World Cup? It is.

218.193 - 219.034 Peter Crouch

The Jan Sales.

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