The Therapy Crouch
He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!
11 Jun 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
why is there a lack of muff yeah where are our muffs no muff today do we use each other's muffs absolutely jokingly pervert honesty is always the best policy even if it makes someone feel uncomfortable i have an awkward issue i need to help with i mean how hard is it to introduce a little shabber into the bedroom it's tricky because say you love a shabber she doesn't love the shabber get rid of it she goes before the shabber or nothing
Chapter 2: What challenges do Abbey and Peter face in long-distance relationships?
Guys, if you love us as much as we love you, you should subscribe.
Chapter 3: What are the frustrations with restaurant customer service?
That's all I'm going to say. Hello and welcome to the Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything with me, Abby Clancy.
Me, Peter Crouch. And me, Gaz. How are we, guys?
Good, good, good.
Chapter 4: How did Abbey's awkward holiday dinner invitation unfold?
We're feeling good.
Why is there a lack of muff?
Yeah, where are our muffs?
The muffs have gone to the US, I'm afraid to say.
Oh, really?
They packed away. No muff today.
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Chapter 5: What advice do Abbey and Peter give about unreciprocated love?
Have we only got... Do we use each other's muffs?
Are we passing muffs around?
Chapter 6: How can one navigate intimacy issues in a relationship?
I think we share the muffs sometimes. I think some muffs might still be in Portugal. Yeah, the muff goes global.
Do we share each other's muff? I don't want to share the muff.
Chapter 7: How does modern dating intersect with platforms like OnlyFans?
I don't really know.
Chapter 8: What are Abbey and Peter's final thoughts on relationship challenges?
I'm not into muff sharing.
It's like people's breath and spit on them.
It's disgusting. No, we've got a green branded muff. You're not sharing with us, are you?
No. I don't want boys.
Well, you might share with me, but... I don't mind sharing yours. If you give me a kiss, it's the same as sharing your muff, really, isn't it?
No.
I don't know how that sounds as a sentence, but we can always look back at it. We can review that one. We'll review that. This isn't Ask Us Anything, babe.
Just ask me a few more things before you leave me. Before you desert me.
I'm not deserting you at all. I love you so much. I'm not deserting you. I'm going out to work.
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