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The Therapy Crouch

You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL

05 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What hangover experiences do the hosts share?

0.031 - 6.019 Abbey Clancy

When I hear someone say oat milk, it makes me want to just down four pints of fresh cow's milk.

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6.219 - 9.203 Gaz

I don't know what's going on with the world. That must love-bombing.

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9.223 - 9.944 Abbey Clancy

I don't know what that is.

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11.025 - 20.497 Gaz

Love-bomb, love-bomb. Am I ****** helping my son name his stuffed tiger? Tick-bitties? Do you know Tickle-bitties? Well, I've heard of big titties.

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21.278 - 22.48 Abbey Clancy

You are a different breed.

Chapter 2: What are the funny ick stories mentioned in the episode?

22.78 - 24.282 Abbey Clancy

Game's gone. Game's gone.

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Obligado!

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Hello and welcome to The Therapy Crouch with me, Abi Clancy. Me, Pia Crouch.

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And me, Gaz.

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Chapter 3: How can one navigate life after a breakup?

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How are we all feeling?

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33.771 - 36.754 Abbey Clancy

Yeah, all good, thanks. How are you feeling? I've got bamboo on my neck.

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Chapter 4: What dilemmas do listeners face regarding relationships?

37.014 - 38.496 Abbey Clancy

It's a question. I know.

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38.516 - 39.417 Gaz

Oh, here we are.

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Come here, little bamboozle.

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42.96 - 51.547 Gaz

How are you feeling, Gaz? I felt fresher, but I'm okay. I'm surviving. So the boys came in, you know, ready to go and had a few beverages.

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Chapter 5: How does the group define love bombing?

51.567 - 52.989 Abbey Clancy

Chris looks lime green.

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53.169 - 55.871 Gaz

The girls up to Chris.

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Oh, poor cameraman.

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He has vomited five times.

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Chapter 6: What insights are shared about workplace drama?

60.897 - 63.121 Abbey Clancy

What a fan. I think Italian's now seven.

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Chapter 7: How do the hosts handle discussions about body image?

63.141 - 64.542 Abbey Clancy

We're up to seven now. He's up to seven.

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Can't take it, can they? Just don't breed them like they used to, do they? I know. It was quite a sesh. Thoroughly enjoyable, though.

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But it's classic Brits, isn't it?

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Oh, yeah.

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First day on holiday, you always have too much to drink.

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My God, yeah. And I literally said it here. I was like, you know, we've got two big days. Let's take it sensible. Didn't I say in the airport? I did it when I went to Liverpool Legends the night before. Our cameraman there was like, let's go out and buy. I was like, no, no, it's a big day tomorrow. Let's take it. And before you know it, 10 pints later, oh, Jesus Christ. So, yeah, yeah.

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Drink responsibly, I think, is the lesson here.

99.899 - 102.482 Gaz

It's the tagline. Yeah. How are you, sweetheart?

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I'm just hungry.

Chapter 8: What advice do the hosts give for managing relationship challenges?

104.598 - 105.92 Gaz

Are you? Hangry.

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Hangry. I'm hangry.

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If you could eat anything right now, what would you have? Sausage and egg McMuffin.

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No, I want a real sausage and egg McMuffin.

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Yeah.

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A homemade one. A homemade one.

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Oh, okay. Yeah. Or like a bougie one.

118.405 - 128.33 Abbey Clancy

I don't really like eating... Like mass-produced stuff. shit food with a hangover. Yeah. And it needs to be, I need to put some goodness in.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's psychological.

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