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Can you imagine if this is it? Let me tell you how bad it is. You have a chair, you have a rope and the rope is already tied to the beam. You have tested the beam and you know it can hold your weight. You are sitting there and you are saying, fuck it. One last shot. One last Hail Mary to land a fucking job. I'm going to send a greasy, disgusting... Pizza Hut Pizza with my hot resume in it.
The resume is gonna come out hot, smelling like garlic, probably smudged, like the ink is going to be all smudged, okay? This is the bleakest thing I maybe have ever read on this show, and all I've done for the last eight years is read the bleakest, worst news, you know, throw the baby in a volcano, whatever else everyone's doing out there.
Resumes allows job applicants in the toughest job market New York City to stand out like never before. I mean, can you imagine this? This piping hot resume will be almost impossible to ignore. We know finding a job can be daunting, especially during this key hiring season. So we wanted to lend a hand to our job seeking customers. So Pizza Hut is struggling so much as a brand.
This is how bad they are doing. By the way, this should not be over, you know, like, we cannot overstate how terrible Pizza Hut is doing.
That this crack scheme, okay, to deliver resumes to companies by combining Pizza Hut's iconic pizza boxes with job seekers' resumes, we're hoping to help resumes, drum up the same excitement as office pizza and help applicants make, first of all, do you even get a pizza? Ähm, hier, lass uns das herausfinden.
Hast du sogar eine verdammte... Weil, übrigens, wenn du etwas mit einem Resümee in einem Pizza nicht geliefert hast... Ich meine, ich würde... Das ist so, als würdest du verrückt werden. Und jetzt sind sie raus. Wir haben es nur geklickt und sie sind raus. Oh Mann.
Oh, also, sie mussten verkaufen... Ich schaue auf ein X.
Can you imagine, we got John's name in a pizza box five years ago, and now he's the CFO of this company. John delivered his resume to us in a pizza box right before hanging himself. He was standing on the chair when we called him. I mean, this is the worst, I've never heard of a worse idea. Oh yeah, it came with a pizza, yep, there you go.
Can you imagine someone chewing when they call you and tell you they're not interested, by the way? Someone who caught like they're chewing and they go, by the way, we're not really looking for anyone at this time, but thank you for the pizza, you dunce. Thanks for the pizza, you loser. You complete zero. Thanks for this hot, delicious pizza. We do not need you. We're not interested at this time.
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