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Chapter 1: What did Tim Dillon think about his birthday celebration?
It's not my day. It's not my day. I can't do anything on my birthday that I, if I went and I threw hot coffee in a barista's face, And the cops came, and I went, it's my day. Like, that doesn't work. It's actually not your day. It's not. So, I did a party at the Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant, and a favorite of mine, and I want to thank the owners for... going all out.
You know, they had a nice sculpture of me and a sword swallower and a contortionist, and I paid for it all. And I want to thank them for that because initially I wanted an open bar and a couple of pizzas, but they said, listen, let's bang them over the head. And I think that is important. It is important to bang people over the head, by the way.
Because there was probably a thought process in their mind. They were like, you know, maybe, and this is my friend Dan said this, Dan St. Germain. He goes, they were probably thinking like, maybe, you know, this guy's career is going well. It's on the rise. Maybe one day he brings us on as a production company. And then they started laughing and he went, that's not happening.
Bang him over the head. Get a sword swallower. Get a fucking, a bust. I have an ice sculpture bust of myself. It was Saddam Hussein's party. Like it was a, if you didn't know who I was, you probably walked in and went, this guy's a psychopath. You know, it looks like I, I mean, it was, it was a dictator's birthday for sure. And I didn't, you know, but I thanked them for doing it.
It was nice of them for doing it. And I appreciate it. And everybody that came out, a lot of people I hadn't seen in a long time. And those things are never that fun when it's your birthday because you're walking around talking to everyone and saying hello. And it's not that you don't want to do that. It's just that it's a lot of work to go around the room and say, oh, it's good to see you.
I haven't seen you in a while. One guy said to me, he goes, when did we stop? When were we stopped being friends? Was it 2008? He said that. It was a guy I went to high school with. I go, yeah, I guess. I mean, you know? So that's what you get. I mean, look, that's Saddam Hussein's birthday. That's literally what the stand got for me. That's literally a photo from my party.
And let's address the Elon thing now, too, because I think there's a big misunderstanding. And I like to clear it up for people because I don't view the show as a news show. I view it as a show where I'm having fun and then occasionally interesting things happen. And you may learn something you didn't know. But I don't view it as I'm not here to educate you. If it happens, hey, it happens, right?
People are mad at the salute that he did. Show what he did. And I'm going to go into this because people are, I think they're off base.
You know, there are elections that come and go. Some elections are, you know, important, some are not. But this one, this one, this one really mattered.
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Chapter 2: Why are people upset about Elon's salute?
I'm just saying it's all different buildings. The old world looks completely destroyed because it is. And the old world, I mean the media, I mean the legitimacy of scientific institutions, academic institutions, the government, the media, entertainment business, the world. The world in which we all lived for many, many years has died.
And the people that cannot accept that or are confused by that, there's a lag, they don't quite get it, They're talking about the future of CNN, the future of CNN. Well, what will come of CNN? They don't get it. They're unaware. Trump understands this world, this new world that he helped create, and the people around him created it.
They created it with reality television, and then they created it with social media. And those are the two big cultural forces that have changed the way people behave and the way people process information. And the people that had a monopoly on information don't have one anymore. And now everybody can get into the game for better or for worse. And Trump understands all of those things.
So this new world that has been created where you have Jake Paul and Mike Tyson at the inauguration, they just had a big fight and they might have another one. And the spectacle of this, Trump understands full well the value of that.
So these guys that are around him, these tech guys, you know, for example, Trump's AI project with Sam Altman, where he gave Sam Altman, I believe, an investment of $500 million. Don't quote me on that, but I believe it is 500. Is it 500 billion? 500 million. Look at me.
$500 billion to Sam Altman with this AI project, and then Elon Musk and Sam Altman start fighting on X because Elon feels like he's been pushed out a little bit. President Donald Trump on Tuesday talked about joint venture investing in up to $500 billion for infrastructure tied to artificial intelligence by a new partnership formed by OpenAI, Oracle, and SoftBank. The new entity, Stargate...
Wasn't that a good movie, Stargate, with Jodie Foster? Was that the movie? Look up Stargate. Or was it a show? What was Stargate? Stargate. Was it a show? It was a film. Yeah. Was it Kurt Russell? Yeah. Yeah, this was a film, Stargate. What was this about? Stargate. I think it's about what we're paying $500 billion for. In modern-day Egypt, Professor Daniel Jackson...
teams up with a retired army colonel to unlock the code of an interstellar gateway to an ancient Egypt-like world. They arrive on a planet ruled by the despotic Ra, who holds the key to the Earth traveler's safe return. Now, in order to escape from their intergalactic purgatory, Jackson and O'Neill, Musk and Altman, must convince the planet's people that Ra must be over there.
But by the way, this is what they want to do. There's a reason I'm reading the description for this movie. There's a reason it's called Stargate. That's what they think's going to happen. All these tech people that are all geniuses and whatever, and maybe some of them are, but that's really what they think's going to happen. It's just, some of it is science. Some of it is science fiction.
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Chapter 3: What was the controversy at the inaugural service?
Und die Zeit und das Geld, das ich dadurch spare, kann ich anderweitig investieren. Vor allem in Wachstum.
If there's any community Trump shouldn't trust, it's the intelligence community. If there's any community he should be overly skeptical of in America, it's the intelligence community because their job is to control presidents, to seek to control the president of the United States. There's Thomas Matthew Crooks. Not a looker. Not a looker. I mean, this guy's Wikipedia, by the way, it reads like...
Evidence on his political views remain inconclusive. In 2021, he donated $15 to a voter turnout group with the Democratic platform. When he reached a voting age of 18, he registered to vote in Pennsylvania as a member of the Republican Party and remained registered as a Republican until his death. So he donated $15 to the Democrats.
Then he became a Republican, stayed a Republican until he shot the president from a roof that was too sloped to put a sniper on. But he was fine there. They shot him. His body didn't even roll off the roof. And there we have it. So classmates characterize him as being quiet. They said he was bullied. He has a quiet demeanor. And he liked camouflage hunting outfits.
We don't know anything really about his family. We haven't seen a ton of interviews. And we don't know. So if you're a... imaginative person, you might feel that he was perhaps part of a... I don't want to use the C word, conspiracy. He had explosives, unexploded munitions in his car that they found. Bombs, all these things. And so this guy...
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Chapter 4: How did the bishop challenge Trump?
who went and tried to kill the president of the United States and almost succeeded, okay? He purchased over 50 rounds of ammunition and a ladder before going to the rally. He flew a drone over the rally. We remember all this stuff, okay? And the Secret Service dropped the ball in a major way. Now, if I'm Trump and I'm the people around Trump, I don't believe that was a random event, okay?
I don't think it was purely random. I don't think he believes that. I don't think the people around him believe that. And I have a decent authority that they believe that there's more to that story. At the very least, there's more to that story. So if there's one community that Trump should probably look out for, it's the people in the intelligence community
who ever since the days of like Alan Dulles basically have a parallel command structure where they do whatever the hell they want. They don't care. They're not carrying out orders from the president. They're doing whatever they want. They're instigating attacks in other countries. They're framing people for certain things. They're trying to keep America in a constant state of war.
And they're doing things domestically and internationally to serve that goal. And if the president's not for it, they don't give a shit. They don't really care. This has been going on since the days of Alan Dulles when the OSS became the CIA. And now, of course, the CIA has grown into the DIA, the NSA.
I mean, it's a whole labyrinth of agencies where unelected people are basically conducting the business... with the black budget stuff, narco-trafficking, human trafficking, whatever, however they're getting money, it's not congressionally approved. These are not above-board projects that the American people are signing off on.
These are not even covert projects that members of Congress are signing off on. These are unknown to anyone except a few people in the CIA projects that are being carried out And Trump is, you know, he's basically got to really watch his back in this sense. And I, you know, I don't know if the people that are around, I think some of the people that are around him know that.
And I think some of them don't. And again, this isn't about whether you agree with his domestic or foreign policy. This is about, this is to say any president, whether it was Obama, Trump, Biden, Bush, everybody can get led astray by the intelligence community, get manipulated by the intelligence community, can be left out. There's intelligence they don't read presidents into.
They don't know what's going on. So hopefully this guy that's appointed to the head of the CIA, because they just froze the security clearances of a lot of those people, almost all of them, and I believe maybe all of them, if you look up this, the security clearances of the people that signed that letter... A lot of those security clearances, yeah.
Trump moves to revoke security clearances of ex-intelligence officials who signed letter on the Hunter Biden laptop. But as long as those intelligence people have somebody in the agency that's loyal to them, it doesn't really matter if they have a security clearance or not. Because they can just operate from outside of that agency in the shadows using whoever is in there like a puppet.
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Chapter 5: What does Tim Dillon say about immigration and Trump?
Some of these are sent to millionaires, meaning they have more than $100 million. Some of these are billionaires. They're able to move around now more, and California is going to find this out. I know you got good weather. How's it now with the ash in your throat? It's going to be these people moving around. They used to not be able to move around like this.
Here's why this is important. Here's why this ties into what I'm saying.
A lot of these people do not have any type of loyalty or allegiance to a specific nation. They are looking after themselves and their financial interests. They are not going to stay in Britain if they're taxed out. They are not going to stay in states like California. Some will, but a lot of them won't. How does this tie into the CIA? I'm glad you asked.
All of these people, and we're not talking about a banker making $4 million a year. We're talking about centimillionaires. We're talking about billionaires. Okay? Their loyalty is not to a nation. Their loyalty is not to any specific landmass. Their loyalty is not even to a government. It's to a certain operating system that allows them to compound their wealth.
And in order to do that, they have to have people that represent them. And the people that represent them are not the congressmen and senators that you're electing. Some of them are, but the vast majority of people that represent those interests are in the intelligence community. Those interests are protected by people in the intelligence community, people that live in those 10 counties in D.C.
that are among the wealthiest in the United States of America. Those are the people who are representing the interest, the business interests of of a lot of centimillionaires and billionaires. So now that they don't have a particular alliance, per se, to a country, everybody's moving around, people are mobile, they're working remote.
You have a big, big problem on your hands if you're trying to run a country. You have a big problem on your hand because you have... A group of people that don't care about the law. They don't respect the law. They are oligarchs. And some of them are in the tech community and some of them live in America. And some of them think they're going to get a lot out of this administration.
Some of them may and some of them may not. But this is a group of people that are doing business. They are doing business. Illicit business. Black budget. with intelligence communities all over the world. And that business is billions and trillions of dollars. There is a huge underground economy that a lot of these guys are operating in. Weapons, drugs, people, laundering.
And that underground economy and the overground economy co-mingle. And a lot of the co-mingling is happening... with the intelligence community's blessing. And that's why it becomes so important for the Trump administration to really understand who these people are, what their capabilities are, what their powers are. Because I think a lot of them miss it. A lot of them miss it. You know?
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