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Chapter 1: What is JD Vance's strategy for his presidential run?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show episode 500. What a journey it's been. J.D. Vance... our vice president, out there launching his presidential campaign, going on every podcast, not this one. He has not reached, his people have not reached out.
But he went on The View and he's on Diary of a CEO and he's on Ross Douthat's podcast at the New York Times because Vance is plugging his new book and the title of the book is God Chose Me, written by J.D. Vance. God shows me the new book by J.D. Vance about the process of God selecting him to lead the country.
Chapter 2: How does the leaked members list of Peter Thiel's society impact public perception?
And I want to read a little bit from J.D. Vance's book, if you would be so kind as to allow me. And I have it here. You don't even need to look it up. I have it. I have it right here. You don't even need to look it up. You can follow along with me at home. I have it right here. And this is from J.D.
Chapter 3: What are the implications of teenagers engaging in violence?
Vance's new book, God Chose Me. And this is about J.D. Vance reconnecting with his faith and how God has chosen him to be the president. God, of course, used Peter Thiel as an emissary to select J.D. Vance. Anyway, this is, so we have here an excerpt from the book God Chose Me by J.D. Vance. Here we are. After sacrificing Charlie Kirk to the entity Ball, I began to think about my faith.
Long nights in the vice president's residence, pacing, thinking about if the sacrifice to Ball would be enough.
Chapter 4: How is the U.S. government addressing the Iran War?
Long meetings in the Oval Office and the Situation Room discussing Ball's incessant appetite for flesh. When will Ball get enough, I would ask, while drinking my morning coffee? Or at night, while I sat there and my wife, expressionless, stared at me and refusing to speak? Does Ball care about America, I would ask? Is Ball a fan? Could I get a meeting with Ball?
Could I sit toe-to-toe with Baal and in its ancient tongue convince it to stop killing? By the way, as an excerpt from a book, it's very interesting because it's J.D. Vance communicating with the deity Baal. Well, of course, many people are going to say, well, that's not technically in his book.
Chapter 5: What is the significance of the 14-point deal to end the Iran War?
It's the essence of the book. It's the essence of the book. And I'm allowed, by the way, to take poetic license because that's the thing I like about J.D. Vance. J.D. Vance would sit down with Ball and try his best. Vance is a striver, you know? And when you're a striver, there's no end to it. Striving doesn't have an end, by the way.
So there's nothing that he wouldn't consider or do to get where he wants. And I'm not necessarily saying that's a bad thing, but that is just a fact. And Vance knows that MAGA is ending. The MAGA movement, the party that Donald Trump threw when he walked and walked down the escalator is ending. And I think it ended with that UFC fight. I think that was the last party MAGA was going to throw.
You had motocross, you had UFC fights. That was a fun party, but it's the final. I think it's the final party. I think in the same way that that Imagine video during COVID, Hollywood didn't know it then, but that was the end of them. Like, that was the finale of Hollywood.
Chapter 6: How are Americans being incentivized to build AI data centers?
They didn't know. They thought they were making a video trying to... I don't know what the hell they were trying to get people to do. Stay in their house or shut their mouths or whatever. Or feel, you know, some sort of way, you know? Or, you know, they wanted to do this...
you know, thing to calm people down or inspire them, whatever was in their mind, that Imagine video was the end of Hollywood. It was the finale. It was the series finale of whatever Hollywood was from its inception in the early 1900s to that Imagine video in 2020, I think. That was the end. And in the same way that I think the MAGA movement's final party was
was the octagon on the White House lawn. That seems to be a fitting symbol of the finale of the MAGA movement. As a cultural force, that was the most fun. It's not going to get more fun than that. Take a look at that. Take a look at this. Is it going to get more fun than that? You've got the flyover. Yeah, there it is. This is it.
Chapter 7: What are the potential consequences of AI on the job market?
You're not going to top this. As a party goes, you are not going to top UFC on the White House lawn. For the diehard MAGA people, this is what they got. They were promised a lot of other stuff. They were promised a lot of other stuff. But this is what they got. This is the party that they got. And some of them were there in person. You know, people made the pilgrimage.
Some of them watched it, streamed it. Yeah, play some more. Give us that one right there. What a great, there it is. This is, I want you to look at this very closely. This is kind of the finale of Mac. This is what it is. Take it away. There it goes. There it is. Dana White, Trump.
Chapter 8: What does the future hold for the relationship between the U.S. and Iran?
I mean, listen, as finales go, this was pretty big. This is a spectacular... You know, what are you going to do? You can't top UFC on the White House lawn, and then one guy comes out and goes, Michelle Obama's a man. Could it get better than that for these people? This is... This was the finale. This is the penultimate conclusion of MAGA. It's a UFC fight on a White House lawn with motocross.
And then one of the fighters goes, by the way, do you want to say anything? And he goes, Michelle Obama's a man. And that is the finale. But they don't know it yet. Here's the thing. They don't know it yet. In the same way that when the Hollywood did that Imagine video, they had no idea that they were on their way to being like irrelevant and hated. They didn't get it.
They were just doing this video that they thought in their, you know, sunburnt brains was going to help. And it was actually the finale. For the idea of celebrity in this country being like something that's respected, we still are obsessed with the idea of celebrity, but we don't view them as these, you know, godlike figures. We actually like to pump them up and then tear them down.
We like to shred them. You know, that's part of the deal. And the beginning of people turning on Hollywood was that video, and this will be the finale of the MAGA movement, and they don't know it yet. So J.D. Vance, our vice president, is out on the podcast circuit with a new book called God Chose Me. And it's about J.D. Vance being selected by an omniscient God to lead our country.
I think from what I understand in the book, and I haven't read it. I have not read it. From what I understand in the book, God appears to J.D. Vance. in the white house and tells JD Vance, you got to go along with the Iran stuff up until they have some kind of deal. And then you could kind of start distancing yourself from Trump before the midterms.
And, and you have to, at that point, you know, release a book about, about your, your finding your way back to faith and, He goes, I know you married a woman who doesn't believe she's from a completely different religion. I get it. But he goes, it's important. This is God. Appearing to J.D. Vance at the vice president's residence going, just stick with Trump right now. Say he's a strong leader.
Go out and say Iran can't have a nuclear weapon. And then a few months later, after we've lost the war... then come out and say, it's actually Iran is well within its rights to defend itself and its own country. After we have attacked them, that's one of the craziest things I've ever heard. People like me were saying that before the war.
We were going, yeah, well, these people want some defensive capabilities. And... J.D. Vance, if you could pull that up, J.D. Vance is now saying that now. It's very funny because if you remember a few months ago, if you have that capacity to think back, you will remember that the tone coming out of the administration was that the Iranian regime poses a unique threat
to the security of America, Israel, Western civilization, that there can be no negotiating with Iran. I mean, this is why we had all those fake negotiations and then attacked them every time. So when God appeared to J.D., this is all, God said, predicted a lot of this. God was like, this is what's going to happen. And then God told J.D.
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