Chapter 1: How did Netflix prepare for the Skyscraper Live event?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Mundairy. Hope everybody's having a dairy that's mun. Mundairies. Is your dairy mun? It's as mun as it could be for this Mundairies. It's so true. Actually, I had sort of like a life altering moment at Trader Joe's this morning.
And if you saw me. Headline news, Claudia was at Trader Joe's this morning? I should pick up. Oh, yeah.
Chapter 2: What happened between Andrea Swift and Donna Kelce at Sundance?
Yeah, I just needed some cheese, you know? What for? Grilled. For a grilled cheese? Like for grilled cheeses. Like we eat them a lot in my home and like we were out of cheese. And so much so that you had to go on your way. Well, actually I had to go to the bank. Okay. And there was a grocery store nearby.
Chapter 3: Why did Pat McGrath Labs file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy?
And you said we need cheese. That looks like a nice cheese. I know. I almost didn't see like the Kraft singles because it's like Trader Joe's. I'm very proud that you didn't buy Kraft singles. They didn't have it. You know, Trader Joe's like just has to be different.
Chapter 4: What updates are there on the Bravo crossover romance in Summer House?
So I got like their organic. It's definitely made in the same factory. I digress. Okay. So I'm walking into the Trader feeling, you know, feeling fine. And I fell. No. So bad. Now, I want to say I'm feeling like I'm feeling like fine right now because I can too. Like it was so not my fault. And it wasn't this mom and pop grocery store. It was Trader Joe's.
Chapter 5: What insights does Alan Cumming share about hosting The Traitors?
Like, where are we buying a home? You know, I am so in the right. The footage will tell my story. Can you tell us the story? I didn't see it. There was like some schmutz on the ground. It looked like somebody had stepped and smushed on like a raisin or a date or a fig. Okay. And I had no idea because I was looking straight, not at the floor.
Chapter 6: How does the audience react to the events on The Traitors?
And I slipped. I literally cracked my ankle. You slipped on a fig. Fig like structure. I don't know what it was. And I caught myself at the vet. Like I was on the floor, but I caught myself like my ass didn't hit the floor, but it hurt so fucking bad.
And the only thing that was carrying me through was knowing that the law was on my side and I can and will be like reaching out to an injury attorney. You should, I don't know. And there was a man who worked there being like, are you okay? And I just wanted him to know, like, I'm fine.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of the relationship between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce?
Your store is riddled with issues. I didn't just fall because I'm like a crazy person. I fell because there were schmutz. Yeah. In the parking lot or in the store? No, in an aisle. Oh. Why did I fall in the parking lot? I don't know. Just when you're telling this story.
Chapter 8: What lessons can be learned from the discussions on celebrity culture?
It's hard to fall. Gravel is sturdy. I'm imagining a parking lot. It was on a tile floor, so it was already not the best, most resistant. And oh my God, you guys, my ankle hurts so bad. It's throbbing. I'm really sorry. But I hope that you get $200 million so you can finally live a life of happiness. No, I think we decided like 500 is my number. Okay. But like, just be careful.
That's how you get into like toxic secession vibe. It's okay. I just feel like my... Roots will keep me grounded. It's true. She has her family. She's close with her family. She's close with her friends. And the thing is, I'm willing to try. I shall be the guinea pig. You know, it's fine. I'm willing to take that risk. Yeah, you're a risk taker. I've always said that. And I've always said that.
I'm a huge risk taker. Looks like you'll have to learn the hard way, Claude. You know? So if you see me limping, that's what's happened. And then I realized Ben used my car. I have no gas. I had to go pump my own gas. It was such a crazy morning. And then I pumped my own gas. And as I was removing the nozzle from the nozzle, a little bit of gas dripped on my toe. Isn't that weird?
And then I felt like I had this flammable foot. And I was scared to walk near my car. Yeah, as you should be. And so I was being really weird. Let me see which toe, the big one. The second one. And so I got into the car and I'm wearing sandals. So I just like took my sandal off and like rubbed my toe on like the, on the floor mat. Yeah. And I'm fine.
Like I just thought that was so crazy wearing open. I never thought about before. I very rarely pump gas. It's like not my problem. You need a closed toe shoe. Yeah, like it's kind of crazy to pump gas in open-toed shoes. Do they tell you that at driver's ed? No, they should teach you how to pump gas at driver's ed. It's humiliating. Which is why I had to get an electric car.
Yeah, you don't have these problems. No, I don't. And then one more thing happened to me that I felt really disgusting about. I was driving, you know, as one does in a car, kind of mindlessly. And... I was crossing a light, so the light turned green. I started driving. It was a two-way street. So I guess, like, coming the other way was a fire truck. Okay. And he was also turning. Oh.
And I didn't, I guess, like, let him in. And I guess there was an emergency because his lights, like, I guess were on. And he honked at me, and I felt, like, such a low life. Like, you know what I mean? Like... If only he knew you're just an idiot. Yeah. And to be clear, like... He wasn't even fully at the light yet. Like he was still pulling up. Like I really didn't get in his way.
If I delayed his trip, it was by a quarter of a second. No, I understand. I think he was just like feeling self-important. I would feel awkward in that situation too. I wouldn't know how to act. And it's like, should I stop? But what if I'm not supposed to stop? And now I've just stopped. He wasn't, the lights were on, but there was no...
Obviously, I wouldn't know about a whale, but the lights, I was just kind of in broad daylight. I don't know. It's giving want to make it to our brunch res. No, it's giving like we are just abusing our power. Because we have a brunch res. Thousand percent. Yeah. So it was just kind of like an embarrassing morning. Like a lot of embarrassing things.
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