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Chapter 1: What surprise appearance did Florida Georgia Line make at CMA Fest?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. That's right, we've earned it. Pat yourself on the back, girl. It's Friday, you made it.
Things you did that I'm here seated with kind of an iconic host, somebody who is an award-winning author. A true professional. Nobel Peace Prize winning sister and friend to so many. Host of the Redheads, new episodes just dropped. Hey Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good. Hey turd, or shall I say like Dolphins fan. Yeah, just want to say this is Olivia's sweatshirt.
I'm wearing this sweatshirt and I think people think it means something.
Chapter 2: What does Taylor Swift say about her new song for Toy Story 5?
They're like, ah! Floridians! It's Olivia's, I have no clothes here. I thought Olivia was going to give birth three years ago. I've been here for so long. It's such a cute sweatshirt. Thanks, Abercrombie. She's wearing Abercrombie, you know?
Chapter 3: Why did Elmo's neutral NBA Finals post upset Knicks fans?
Well, I think it's a great way to dress for our last show together. Yeah, I am going home this weekend. This is the last episode of The Toast. Ever. We'll be reunited for our summer series in the Hamptons starting in July. So I'll see you so soon. I'm not even sad. No, and I'm excited to use my home studio again. I like to switch it up. You know what?
Right now we're pacing it like every three weeks is a new vignette. And that works for me. I think it makes it difficult for our clips for continuity, but I agree. Us shifting studios every couple of weeks adds a fresh layer. It's important to always be fresh. Fresh to death. Fresh to motherfucking death, bitch.
Chapter 4: What role will Alix Earle play in Benson Boone's new music video?
And then the frames never get stale. And they could never be stale to me. No. But now they really can't because we're always... And now you guys miss them, don't you? I know I do. I do.
Chapter 5: Which celebrity did Anna Faris thank for greenlighting The House Bunny?
Speaking of frames... We have anointed. First of all, we lost our other frame. This is a very serious frame.
Chapter 6: What are the highlights from the latest episode of Love Island USA?
Well, it's very businessman. Our other frame was like very French Renaissance. It was very frames of the studio. Yeah. I can't lie. I hate this frame, but it really goes with the aesthetic. This is our businessman of the week. And don't be scared. I also thought it was Zoran Mamdani, but it's not.
Chapter 7: Who were the Queenie and Weenie of the Week?
It's Scooter Braun because he gave Ben his courtside seats at the Knicks game this week. So that's just what businessmen should be doing, giving my husband free things. So I, Koji, don't have to pay for them. No, and Ben, I saw him last night. He's on such a high. Wasn't he? Yeah, he's floating. Everyone's like, how was it? He's floating through life.
No one's even mad at him for missing the breasts. No, it's like... He's floating through life. I imagine it's like... I'm trying to think of a comparable... Whatever, like I'm happy for him. So Scooter Braun, businessman of the week. Thank you Scooter for making his dreams come true. Big time. Today is Friday. It's also Love Island. So we will do a recap.
What a terrible episode, what a terrible group of people. I only have negative things to say. So if you're looking for like a positive, fun review, maybe try Chicks in the Office. Like this is not gonna be it. And that was not shade, I like those girls. I was just like making a joke. And we also have Queenie and Weenie. They're positive. They're pretty positive.
They are positive like us girls.
More than us. Yeah, of course. No, this is like the most garbage like show. Like we're always just like, you suck. You're ugly, stupid, fat. Yeah. And that's just us like talking to the mirror. So we'll do that. And then before then, what's up with you? Not too much. You like my cup?
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts did the hosts share at the end of the episode?
Is it a custom engraved with our logo Yeti cup? Yes. But wait, there's more. So it has our logo. It says The Toast. And the cup itself is like pink sparkly. And then the back says...
the place looks great it always does that's really cute isn't that really cute like yeti sent me a bunch of just stuff out of nowhere all this like toast branded i was using a cup yesterday that also had it was like a camper mug i look like i'm sitting around up on fire i did see with your like cooler mug so if you can't tell i ran out of my disposable cups understood and i just got this drink where you know everyone sends me drink where i guess i'm a big drinker
I'll say. I drink a lot. I'm an influential drinker. And so people like want to send me the latest and greatest in insulated beverages. Yeah. So the place looks great. This was really thoughtful. Extremely. I love when there are toasters at high places. Yeah, this is really insane. So what are you doing this weekend? Like, we're not gonna be together for it. So like, what's up?
I actually have a big weekend. Endeavoring to potty train. Right, right. And I'm sure you're also like, just gonna be like so happy. Like I'm making amazing memories without me. No, it'll definitely be a lot quieter without the co-journer. Probably like sadder and worse, right? Yeah, we're going to have Shabbat tonight, though, which I'm excited about because I'm in the mood.
I'm in the mood to cook up a feast. Sorry, not to rub it in. Oh, she doesn't cook the whole time I'm here and now she's cooking up a feast. Okay. I actually do cook a lot. I cost a little when you're here. I cook a little. But I don't know. I feel like Olivia's been hosting Shabbat and I want to make one for her. And so I don't know what to make, though. I'm needing inspiration.
You know what I did? Actually, I did something crazy last night. Crock? Crazier. Meth? Crazier. I, like, used AI. Okay, so GoPuff has a new feature where you can, like, talk to, like, this AI. I think it's Grok. It's, like, an integration with Grok. It is Grok. And I was like, hey, Grok. And you know Grok is in my car, so I know, I'm acquainted with Grok. So I always try, I always get my snacks.
Like, whenever it's, like, Love Island and I need food, like, we go to GoPuff. And I'm like, I get the same things every time. Like, and they're good, true, like it's great. But I was just feeling like in a snack rut and I was like, hey, AI, can you like, you know my history, like, but I'm looking for like new snacks.
And they were like describing my snack taste back to me and then sent me like a bunch of snacks from brands I mostly had not heard of. Was it serene without being sterile? They know my style. And let me tell you, like, people are using AI, of course, to, like, go to the moon and, like, let AI choose your snacks.
Like, when I tell you, I wish I took pictures because I had never even heard of the brands. Delicious. That's what I was munching on during Love Island. Well, I love to, like, let AI build a recipe for me, but I actually, I want to use that to, like, build a menu. Like, I have, say, chicken breasts. Like, what should I make for dinner? And then they can send it to you, too. You know what I got?
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