Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast.
Happy Friday. Hey, Jax, how you doing? Doing good. It's Friday. It's a jam-packed day for me, though, so I feel like it won't be Friday until, like, 5 o'clock, you know?
I feel that. I feel that 100%. I'm actually hosting LGBTQ Plus Shabbat tonight. I invited a bunch of people over for Shabbat, and then I realized, like, every single one of them is gay.
They're not IA.
No, this particular group is just LG, if I'm being honest. So no BTQ community? As far as I know, the BTQ community is not showing up. So it's just LG Shabbat. It's actually LGS Shabbat. Lesbian, gays, and satchel.
Lesbian, gays, and you. Oh, yeah, what am I?
I'm just sort of, I'm an A, but for ally. Oh, so you are A. But A is, LGBTQIA is for asexual.
Plus. Plus. So don't forget that. Okay, so it's an LGSA affair.
It's an LGSA community event. So who's attending? Just like members of the community.
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Chapter 2: What plans are made for the LGBTQ Plus Shabbat?
Oh.
Yeah.
That is fun. Fun and flirty.
There's so many things I need to tell you. Okay. Two things. Well, I don't even know where to start. First of all, I left the house last night. I'm feeling, I'm going out. I'm now having four nights in a row of having to leave the house. Two nights ago, I had my mahjong party, which was so fun. Last night, I had a dinner party at my friend Brian and Jake's apartment.
Tonight, I'm having my Shabbat. Tomorrow night, I'm going out for dinner. And I just want to say, after this, these four nights, it's killing me. I feel like I'm at stagecoach. I'm at a four-day break. I never want to leave the house again. I'm exhausted.
I know. I'm going out to dinner tonight and tomorrow night because it's my husband's birthday weekend and like, oh my gosh.
Exhausting.
Yeah, I need to prep.
And I went to a dinner party last night where I really didn't know any of the other guests aside from the host and like one other person.
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Chapter 3: How does socializing affect the hosts?
It's true.
It's not like that virtuous, but it's pretty cool.
So not only was that the first thing I had to tell you, the second thing, I did something crazy this morning. Crack? Crazier. Meth? Crazier. I watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on my phone. Like I was getting ready. I was walking around, but I couldn't watch last night. Cause like I said, I had a dinner party. So I was like getting ready. I was doing my clothes.
I was giving breakfast.
And so I just like had it on sort of like a podcast. I want to say typically that might not be the greatest idea, but for a reunion, a reunion is a podcast. A reunion is just about talking like the visuals of the show and the season and the side glances and everything is important when you're watching the season. But a reunion is a podcast.
absolutely and I watched it in the car and then I watched the last 10 minutes the second like as I sat down here I completed it I did my homework for the day highly recommend yeah for a reunion that is appropriate actually I watched as well so we'll recap at the end of the show do you feel like you miss me I always miss you Cojourner but you know I can't really I can't miss you too much because it hurts too much you know
Absolutely.
And we will be reading. We actually have a couple of things we'll be together for. We're coming to town. I'm coming to New York City to the Big Apple in a few weeks.
Jackson Claude is coming to town.
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Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on the Real Housewives reunion?
I should go back and buy it. I'm so thinking about it. Okay, all right. She's a collector. I'll send you a picture.
What else can I tell you? Oh, I'd like to see Devil Wears Prada this weekend. I believe it's out today. Yeah. I believe it's out today. Maybe I can see if the LGSA Shabbat crew wants to go. That's so LGSA Shabbat. I feel like it's going to be a huge opening weekend. It's going to be like a Barbenheimer type of thing.
Yeah. I mean, it's very exciting. I wonder how big it will be. If it will be bigger than the opening of the first one. Wait. Oh, I wonder how much that did. But, you know, that's a good prediction to do on Polly Market. Oh, yeah. Let's get our predictions in. Check the market. What's the market saying? What are the streets saying? What's the Polly Market saying?
Okay, hold on, hold on. Oh, yeah. Devil Wears Prada opening weekend box office. So 66% of people are saying it's going to do between $70 and $80 million. That's a lot for opening weekend.
I feel like it's more.
I'm going to contribute. I think it's more. LGSA, like you can count us in for like $100.
I think it's, put me down for $100 million.
Okay.
Well, that would put you with 1% of people.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Emily Blunt's controversial career advice?
Yeah. I think the crowd left a gaping hole in people's interests. And I think the time was kind of perfect because she did pass as like the last season was airing. And it was, I think all in all, like a, a real love story to queen Elizabeth. Obviously it showed her, her hard times making bad choices with Diana and even her sister, like just let the sister marry. She was going to marry him anyway.
So overall, I do think it was like a real, like a beautiful body of work and an ode to a life well-lived and like the sovereign, you know, and everything she did. So now I think that they can and should explore other parts of the family because it really did peak this interest in people. People were, even like me, like I never really was into the royal family or anything, obsessed with The Crown.
Like it was just an amazing show. And the fact that it was based on real life was even, like better, but it was just a good show even if it wasn't based on true events, you know? Yeah, but yes, making it based on true events is enriching. A lot of people don't like history, but they just like good shows. And this was both.
So I hope that they do it with different parts of the royal family and also the Kennedys. Like that I'm sad for.
Yeah, me as well. Now I'm in the family tree. This is actually my favorite period of history, really. Like the Victorian era and then the Edwardian era, which is also when Downton takes place.
Oh, yeah. And I kind of know a lot about history like just through Downton and how it relates to like, you know, the Titanic in 1912. Like Downton Abbey taught me everything I know.
Yeah. That like took us from like 1912 to 1930. And then Crown picks up post-World War II. So like we're pretty much all caught up.
We're pretty set. Yeah. Thanks, Netflix.
So I'm very excited about this.
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Chapter 6: How does the reunion recap highlight the dynamics between the cast?
And I just want to say like they could recast some people from The Crown because if they're related, it's like, okay, if they look alike, you know?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. They pull from the same group of people, like people who filmed Downton Abbey, people who went to Game of Thrones. It's like that very British professional actor, like West End vibe. I know who you might find.
Did you see Ted Lasso's coming back? Yeah, and he's coming back to Virginia.
That was confusing.
Why? They made this whole big thing about ending it. Yeah, I didn't, I never watched the last episode. And it did feel premature. But now he's coaching women's soccer in the US. Right, which is like cute actually. And funny.
So it's kind of like a spinoff. I will miss, what was his name? Roy.
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about Kyle and Mauricio's relationship?
The player, Danny. There was a lot of players. Wait, no, football is live.
Oh, Danny, yeah.
Wait, speaking of Roy. I saw the craziest trailer for a movie he's in. Okay. He's in a rom-com. You're gonna die. Playing opposite. So he's like new at this company and there's like a big boss. She's like a Miranda Priestly vibe. Like a big woman in charge. I think it's a woman's soccer team actually. And... Who's the boss? Like you're going to die when I tell you. It's so fucking random.
I don't know. Brett Goldstein, who's like the best character from Ted Lasso, is playing a rom-com opposite Jennifer Lopez. That's so good. The trailer actually looked like an SNL skit. Like it was not fucking real. And it's like a Netflix. It's one of those really corny like Netflix rom-coms. I don't know if it's on Netflix, but it's like a streamer.
I could not believe what I was watching. Like it actually looked fake. That's so funny. That's like, what's going to save the movie making industry. Cause Steven Spielberg was saying like, they have to start coming up with like original ideas for movies or else like, you know, you can't just do remakes forever. And I think that's what he was talking about.
Like that sort of, that sort of ingenuity.
I don't know why. Like the thought of them kissing freaks me out. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How does the conversation wrap up regarding celebrity dynamics?
I think you should watch it and report back.
Absolutely.
Yeah. In another.
What's it even called?
In my previous life, like that was made for me, you know?
Yeah. Like a terrible movie.
Corny, bad acting romance movie.
And one thing about JLo, like she does not let that, like she is so dynamic, especially in her acting career, because every movie she's made in the last two decades, aside from the stripper one, which one was that called? The Hustlers is like corny and fake and like literally a joke. Like. But she got her start in acting as Selena.
And then Maida Manhattan, she was one of the most high profile sought after actresses, wedding planner, for like 10 years. And now every movie she makes is actually fake. I feel like there's a trailer, but there's no movie.
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