Fiddler on The Toast: Friday, May 1st, 2026
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast.
Happy Friday. Hey, Jax, how you doing? Doing good. It's Friday. It's a jam-packed day for me, though, so I feel like it won't be Friday until, like, 5 o'clock, you know?
I feel that. I feel that 100%. I'm actually hosting LGBTQ Plus Shabbat tonight. I invited a bunch of people over for Shabbat, and then I realized, like, every single one of them is gay.
They're not IA.
No, this particular group is just LG, if I'm being honest. So no BTQ community? As far as I know, the BTQ community is not showing up. So it's just LG Shabbat. It's actually LGS Shabbat. Lesbian, gays, and satchel.
Lesbian, gays, and you. Oh, yeah, what am I?
I'm just sort of, I'm an A, but for ally. Oh, so you are A. But A is, LGBTQIA is for asexual.
Plus. Plus. So don't forget that. Okay, so it's an LGSA affair.
It's an LGSA community event. So who's attending? Just like members of the community.
What would you know about that? Is it just like, so it's Brian and the Taylors? No, Brian's in Paris. It's Joey and the Taylors. Joey and the Taylors, that's fun. And Joey's boyfriend who I've never met.
What plans are made for the LGBTQ Plus Shabbat?
Oh.
Yeah.
That is fun. Fun and flirty.
There's so many things I need to tell you. Okay. Two things. Well, I don't even know where to start. First of all, I left the house last night. I'm feeling, I'm going out. I'm now having four nights in a row of having to leave the house. Two nights ago, I had my mahjong party, which was so fun. Last night, I had a dinner party at my friend Brian and Jake's apartment. Tonight, I'm having my Shabbat. Tomorrow night, I'm going out for dinner. And I just want to say, after this, these four nights, it's killing me. I feel like I'm at stagecoach. I'm at a four-day break. I never want to leave the house again. I'm exhausted.
I know. I'm going out to dinner tonight and tomorrow night because it's my husband's birthday weekend and like, oh my gosh.
Exhausting.
Yeah, I need to prep.
And I went to a dinner party last night where I really didn't know any of the other guests aside from the host and like one other person.
So social battery was at 100.
And I unfortunately got seated next to somebody. They knew what they were doing when they sat me next to him. This is the person I was meant to sit next to. Oh, who was it? A stay-at-home dad of three, an enormous Swifty. His name was Michael. He was so handsome. He was sitting between Ben and I. And he was also almost on track to be an Olympic bobsledder. So Ben was obsessed. His favorite movie is Cool Runnings. This guy, he said he felt like he was on... an airplane sitting in the middle seat. Cause he was like, me and Ben were like fighting over him. That's so funny, where was his wife? across, you know, they separated couples. When people do that at dinner parties, like I can't lie, I hate it. Although I understand that it's effective.
And look at me, I'm sitting here talking about the guy I sat next to, like I was so dazzled by him. But like, you know, when you don't know everyone, you're just like, can I just please sit next to the one person I know?
Yeah, yeah. It's a lot of work to meet new people, but the payoff is big when done right.
No, I kind of made like a best friend. And then when I was like wanting to connect, I'm like, what's your Instagram? He was like, I don't have one. Wow.
Opposites attract. Yeah, I guess. You know, I feel like you are drawn to private people in terms of like your actual friendships outside of influencer friendships.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most of my people in my life are just normal, like private Instagrams. But no Instagram is crazy.
Yeah. We have a friend with no Instagram right now. She listens to the toast, though. Oh, yeah.
I think it's so crazy. She loves the toast. She's obsessed with pop culture. And she decided to delete her Instagram two years ago. And I don't even know how she knows what we're talking about half the time.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:03–1:45
2
What plans are made for the LGBTQ Plus Shabbat?
1:45–4:10
3
How does socializing affect the hosts?
4:10–9:54
4
What are the hosts' thoughts on the Real Housewives reunion?
9:54–37:26
5
What are the implications of Emily Blunt's controversial career advice?
37:26–39:08
6
How does the reunion recap highlight the dynamics between the cast?
39:08–39:50
7
What insights are shared about Kyle and Mauricio's relationship?
39:50–41:08
8
How does the conversation wrap up regarding celebrity dynamics?
41:08–1:18:05
Speakers
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