The Cheese Stands Alone: Tuesday, January 27th, 2026
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What legal drama is Taylor Swift involved in?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Oh my God. Okay, that's depressing. Yesterday was a long one. I guess it's Tuesday. So sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Here to lift everyone up in spirit and in... Warmth and love. I love your warmth and love, Koji. You better. It's so warm and loving. I love your warmth, Koji.
What did Tyra Banks admit about America's Next Top Model?
I just feel like I have really nothing to give today since I ran no errands before the toast. And while yesterday morning was incredibly traumatizing, I realize if I ever have errands, I need to do them before the toast because like me and my errands were so interesting. You and your errands. Getting all errands, getting all errands for toast. I love that song. What is it? Me and my Teddy, getting all ready, getting all ready for school. What is that from? You know, classic Tings, Baby Tings. Yeah, yeah. Not like a film or anything?
What is the first look at Kim Kardashian's new Netflix comedy?
No, I think it's just like a... Who's Teddy? I think it's a jingle. Who isn't Teddy? So true. Happy Tuesday, everyone. We've got a great show for you guys. We've got stories. We've got DTQ, New York Toaster's Q-munity.
How did the Beckham family respond to Brooklyn's recent incident?
We're running on time this week, unless, you know, we have a... Breaking news. Yeah, or like a lot of pre-facified banter. No, I'm kidding. We will be doing it. And they're actually amazing today. Or if I, like, watch a TV show in the middle of this episode and have to do a TV recap. Speaking of, like, random TV, I, like, did something so crazy last night. Crack. Crazier.
What sneak peek did Sydney Sweeney share about her lingerie line?
Meth. I finally got it. Crazier. I don't know our sounds. Stop.
What advice was given in the Dear Toasters segment?
Stop. Stop. Start it again. I did something crazy last night. Crack. Crazier. Meth. Crazier. I watched the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which is the original sound. And I just randomly decided. And the day I got it right. The weird thing. thing about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is like nobody's talking about it even though it's Rachel Zoe's like big season I only watched one episode and I forgot the last season was so good like Sutton v Dorit you know like lots going on I watched the first two episodes of this season a while back I just have fallen off like Southern Charm but I'll be back it was good and like the Garcelle of it all I forget I don't know why no one's talking about it the season is like ripe for goodness and I haven't met the new girl yet but apparently she's crazy about the new girl
Yeah. So I'm excited to be a part of it again. I apologize for my delay. You know, I don't pay for subscriptions like unless I need them. So like my peacock does lay dormant until the Olympics, which are coming up. And I feel like that's up until recently. Oh, and I needed it for Love Island, but I did cancel it after Love Island because I am a fiscally responsible person. So I wasn't going to renew for... How do you watch Traders? Well, now I have it because of Traders, which allowed me to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You're a cardboard koji. I just want to say, like, I know some people cancel their subscriptions, like, when they're not using them.
What insights were shared about mental health and therapy?
But, like, it's your... There's nothing superfluous or extravagant of you paying for Peacock year round, like when your job is TV? 100%. There's just something about Peacock. I will never cancel months of Netflix. I will never cancel months of Hulu. I've never canceled Macs. Something about Peacock, it's so temporary to me. I can't explain it. It's transient. Apple TV Plus. Yes, when the new Ted Lasso came out, I would buy it for that month. I don't need Apple TV Plus year round. It's like a fake platform. Peacock is becoming less and less fake, but I'm not at the place yet where I need it year round. Sorry. I'm just not. I should just give you my subscription. Right? No, no. And you know what? I feel like we haven't even talked about, which like is disgraceful because it is our jobs to remind people like when the Olympics are happening, like the Olympics are happening so soon.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What legal drama is Taylor Swift involved in?
0:03–0:45
2
What did Tyra Banks admit about America's Next Top Model?
0:45–1:16
3
What is the first look at Kim Kardashian's new Netflix comedy?
1:16–1:31
4
How did the Beckham family respond to Brooklyn's recent incident?
1:31–1:51
5
What sneak peek did Sydney Sweeney share about her lingerie line?
1:51–1:55
6
What advice was given in the Dear Toasters segment?
1:55–3:09
7
What insights were shared about mental health and therapy?
3:09–4:04
8
How did the hosts react to the pop culture stories of the week?
4:04–1:03:38
Speakers
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