Chapter 1: What wedding venue is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce considering?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Today's a very special Monday because it's the Monday before Thanksgiving. It is the one of two episodes we are releasing this week. Just so you know, programming update, we are off starting Wednesday for Thanksgiving. And I'm joined by someone I'm extremely
thankful for it's my husband hello ben hello darling i'm incredibly thankful for you as well all of our beautiful listeners and our listeners and your listeners okay relax okay i was literally fixing it relax relax i'm relaxed i'm so chill cool yeah so thankful for all of you so thankful for this life that we have amen amen God above, ground below. God is good. And Jesus in my heart.
Oh, please. Ben, it's perfect that you're here. One, because it's Thanksgiving. The theme of today's, you know, and this week's co-hosts, family. Thanksgiving is time for family.
Chapter 2: What performers and balloons are featured in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2025?
It is. So it's only appropriate that you're here. Also, unbeknownst to me, I'm like promoting the good guy so much. Josh was on Friday. You're here today. But I really kind of did need you here. Because not only am I sitting down with award-winning podcaster and chef Ben Soffer, I'm also sitting down with the weenie of the week from last week.
You are.
Do you know why you were weenie of the week? Did you watch?
I did. It was incredibly rude.
Although not inaccurate.
No, not inaccurate. Look, I made a Thanksgiving turkey.
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Chapter 3: What rumors did Amanda Bynes address regarding Dan Schneider?
Now let me tell you, not only did I make a turkey, I made a 20 pound gorgeous bird. This bird was moist, yet the skin was crackly. This bird was a dream bird. And then, because we are no waste.
I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away. I don't know where my soul is. I don't know where my home is. But baby, all I really need for you to know is. I don't like a bird. I want to fly away.
Chapter 4: Why was Jen Shah granted early prison release?
It was so good, and let me tell you, because I don't waste, okay? By the way, you loved it. I have a video, by the way, of her saying that she loved it.
Okay, I liked it when it was just a turkey. Yeah.
Chapter 5: What is Heinz's new condiment inspired by Friends?
But then it was a turkey that became turkey soup, turkey stock, turkey salad, turkey pot pie.
Everybody's always asking, Ben, what do you do with the fish? No, no, I'm resourceful. You don't throw it away? I'm resourceful. I basically compost. You don't throw it away? I have a compost at home.
Did you not throw away like half a turkey pot pie today?
No, not at all.
Chapter 6: How do Taylor Swift's wedding plans reflect her celebrity status?
I ate it.
I ate it. By the way, this is literally the best freaking turkey pot pie literally ever. Follow that recipe. Yeah, I made a turkey into a turkey stock, into a turkey soup, into turkey salad. Into a turkey pot pot. The house smells... It no longer smells, but Romeo did really smell like turkey. Like, that's really when I realized, okay, this seeped into everything.
I picked up Romeo to give him a kiss. I'm like, oh! Yeah. You experienced what I've been experiencing. Yes, and here's the thing. I don't like Thanksgiving turkey.
i've gone on record saying it's incredibly overrated which is why i wanted to get it out of the way and then on thanksgiving we can just eat deli turkey did you hear josh say that like he makes a turkey but everybody eats steak like that's his ideal thanksgiving i never heard of that is it he makes the turkey no it's like at his thanksgiving dinners it's like you do the turkey for like the festive reasons but like there's also steak and everybody eats you know it just it just makes sense i like the roast chicken modernizing modernizing the event
Well, today's episode is going to be extremely Thanksgiving coded. Our stories are Thanksgiving-y. We're going to be talking a lot about food. But I also kind of need to talk about something that happened to us this weekend. Yes, yes.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the Cameo lawsuit against OpenAI?
So Ben and I are always kind of sharing our interests with one another. We are. I shared my interests with him. That was Twilight. He watched all the movies. And be honest, you adored them.
I adored them also because you loved them.
Oh, stop. I love the thing that you are. You liked it. You liked it. If only you were the same. So when I was pregnant, Ben like forced me to watch all the Harry Potter movies.
Don't say the name though. Like I want to like, I want people to guess. Just go. Guess what? I'm going to like sing a little bit of it, you know?
Okay, okay. So when I was pregnant, Ben had been for years begging me, like his favorite franchise is Harry Potter.
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on Thanksgiving traditions and food?
And so he's begging me to watch it.
Not my favorite, but a very good one.
And I watched like four or five movies and I didn't dislike it at all. I didn't need to see all of them. Like once you've seen one, you've kind of seen them all. You saw five.
I've seen a lot. Clearly you really liked it. By the way. You won't give credit to the fact that you watched 15 hours of Harry Potter and you're like, it was kind of good.
The first movie was insanely amazing. Yeah. There was, like, one that wasn't my favorite.
I think it was the fifth, and then you were just over it.
No, just after five, it's like, how many times do I need to watch Harry, like, do the same thing?
Yeah, no, that's true.
Actually, the one where they're, like, time travelers, and they're, like, watching themselves, like, run across that hill, I like that one.
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