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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Hope everybody's having an amazing final day of the week. Congratulations. We made it to the end of the week.
I'm so honored and scared to be joined by my co-host today, Jennifer. Jennifer? Yeah, it's like that Megan Fox movie, Jennifer's Body, where Minka Kelly or whoever the other one is.
Was that your intro that you were working on, Jennifer?
Yeah, what intro were you working on? You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. You're seeing trouble.
let's make that later yeah i came in in an outfit that like i worked hard to procure it's a matching set and jackie was like oh i just got that set and she happened to have just picked up her mail and she has it here because we got an npr so she's like what if i just put it on i thought though first of all it's sitting here there's one package here it's the same outfit that koji has and like we're so cute and adorable we've been so simpatico it's such like friday vibes it's giving like middle school when it was like pajama day yeah like and we're like those girls who synced up
Yeah, I feel like we're bananas in pajamas. It's also giving Merriam-Webster to find stalker for me. But you went with Jennifer. Yeah, I had three seconds to come up with something like, sorry, I'm just doing my best. You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. Those two moronic twins who made quite literally no impact. Can you say it and go cross-eyed? Yeah. Let me get my solo camera ready.
You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. Going cross-eyed like is my party trick. It makes every joke so much funnier. And I'd like to thank the Lord for giving me that ability. I've been doing it since I'm a kid and I used to do it like for the sisters as a kid to like freak everyone out. And now I do it to like get a chuckle. It's really like one of my talents.
It's a beautiful thing to be. And when I do it on the toast or like colloquially, I don't go full because I'm like afraid to go full. You know, I was always told as a kid, I get to get stuck that way. So if you want to, I can show you because people are like, you don't really look that cross-eyed. Well, you haven't seen me yet. Ready? What'd you just do? That was like my joke cross-eyed.
This is my joke. I can't see you. Oh, sorry. But this is my full-fledged 100% cross-eyed.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about matching outfits?
Ready? I'm scared. I get scared to do it.
Okay, I'm not, don't do it. I can see you in the reflection.
Yeah. Go back. You're not saying double. So yeah, we're wearing matching outfits. And for that alone, I'm so glad that we are. Yeah. We're just adorable. Wait, you know what's so funny? Hmm.
Hmm.
what's so funny i can't hear anything i don't know why i'm wearing headphones oh they're like hello hello hello hello hello i thought you just wear them for the look like well some days i didn't have like a ton of time to run the dice and through my hair this morning and i am on day like six hair so i didn't do like when you have a hundred thousand dollar hair i don't wear the headphones so just know if i am wearing the headphones it's because i feel insecure sometimes also i feel like a big pair of headphones just makes my face look really small
Yeah.
It's called contrast, you know?
But it doesn't really matter what's coming through the headphones is all I'm saying.
It's not about... But I do like to hear both of our voices in my ears. I feel like it fuels me to be the best podcaster I can be.
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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on the Oura Ring?
Yeah, that's what I just said. Yeah, they charter like a Delta flight for sure. But who gets first class and who? Well, I just feel like it's based on what they're accustomed to. So Team USA travels to the Olympic Games primarily via customized Delta Airlines charter flights, which serve as the official airline for athletes, staff, and equipment.
Often red carpet send-offs involve specially branded team-only aircrafts, ensuring comfortable, tailored travel, including business class seating for the athletes. Okay, beautiful. So maybe like coaching staff gets coached. Maybe, but I just, I feel like that's what we do here in the US. Like, I don't know what goes down. I'm sure everybody does something similar.
The teams do normally travel together.
The Dutch is the Netherlands, right? Yes. Do you find me confusing as well?
A thousand percent. Between Dutch and Denmark? No, that like... Like, Dutch is to Netherlands, as the Danish are to Denmark. Yeah, which, like, you should be in Netherlandish.
Oh, Neanderthal!
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A Neanderthal. 1,000%. Dutch. I feel like every time, every four years or every two years, it's like when our global education is really put on blast. Agreed. How we got to be Dutch people from Neanderlanden is insane to me. But yes, like Amsterdam is in the Netherlands. And you're loving saying Amsterdam. That feels safe to you. Yeah, right.
Right.
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Chapter 4: What are the highlights from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover featuring NFL WAGs?
But not. Maybe. It could be. Normani. Teddy Mellencamp's not an op of mine. Neither is David Ortiz. But the Chrisleys kind of are. I need more clues about Normani. Okay. So. I don't think it's her. Based on voice, do you want to listen? I want to hear what song she sang. It's not right, but it's okay. Okay.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the representation of WAG culture?
Okay. By Whitney Houston is what she performed. Okay. Clues. References to the 90s. Oh, so why would that be Normani? Billions of streams, working 10 times harder, and pink ballet slippers. Wait, why do people think this is Normani? This person said she brushed wings with Janet, Michelle, and even Angelina as a fan. Paula Abdul?
The panel and fans have suggested Maya, Normani, Ashanti, or Misty Copeland. Oh, ballet slippers. Yeah. Okay. So not Normani.
Chapter 6: What insights do Brittany Mahomes and Normani share about their roles?
No. What a fun game. I know. Well, Normani is. She might not be on The Masked Singer, but she is on the cover of Sports Illustrated. So the February 2026 digital issue of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. I forgot how we got here. Features a bunch of wags on cover. So we have Brittany Mahomes, Normani, Claire Kittle, Ronica Love.
Kristen Goff and Hayley Cavender I love this concept like I and Ronica Love is pregnant and you know I just want to see a pregnant woman on the cover of Sports Illustrated I just feel like that's unfair like she I didn't even know she was pregnant um I love this I feel like you know at one point we did girl boss away from the wag terminology I think like
Some people were like, it's offensive to minimize them to their husband's jobs. But like, I'm just I really hope we've sort of reverted back. I love wag culture. I don't think it's demeaning. I think that it's a full time career being like a supportive ass wife and mother and like holding down the fort while your husband just sort of like throws a ball around. So I'm so back on wag.
I hope we all are. Yes. Me as well. This is really cute.
Chapter 7: What are the key takeaways from the Real Housewives of Rhode Island trailer?
And Normani looks sick. Everyone looks sick. Yeah, this is a great concept. Yeah. Was it Yuzai? I'm not seeing, like, a mention. You know, was this like a... What do they do this for? Like February? February digital issue. Okay, okay. So it's a digital issue with seven covers. She's like always doing stuff. No, I know. And it's like, is this the one?
Is Brittany Moore Holmes on the cover of Sports Illustrated? But she was last year. For? The big one. Okay, but this isn't, she was? Yeah, but you know they have like eight. It's so crazy how quick. Oh yeah, they love eight covers. So we have eight digital covers. Is there anything in the magazine? Yes, like all the girls. Do they just make covers? So there's like four or five covers.
And then, you know, it's like all the girls' spreads are in there. So what's going to be in this one? Is it going to be like more wags? I wonder why they didn't have Olivia. She's illustrated girly. She's so SI. I actually could see her turning down. She's been like, she talks a lot.
Cause she does all these get ready with me's about how like she hasn't bounced back in the way that she wanted to, which is insane. Cause she looks perfect. So I actually could see her turning it down. Like be like, not yet. Cause she's done it before. And I think like, she'll get it offered it again. That's just conjecture based quite literally on her get ready with me's. Yeah.
That's like Molly when she didn't want to walk in the L'Oreal fashion show. And like, that's real. Yeah. That is so real. Yeah. And just like the confidence knowing that they're going to offer it to you like another time. There will be another time. If I got it once, I'll get it again. Yeah. Not like, oh my God, this is my one chance. I have to do it even though I don't want to. Yeah.
If you got offered to like walk in Sports Illustrated Swim Week or be on right now. No.
Like that actually sounds awful. Not one part of me would be like, ugh.
Yeah. So guys, please don't offer it. Yeah. Don't waste your time. Give it to someone who really wants it. After my children, my breast lift, my reduction and my tummy tuck. Give me a call.
Maybe.
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