You're Seeing Trouble: Friday, February 6th, 2026
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Hope everybody's having an amazing final day of the week. Congratulations. We made it to the end of the week. I'm so honored and scared to be joined by my co-host today, Jennifer. Jennifer? Yeah, it's like that Megan Fox movie, Jennifer's Body, where Minka Kelly or whoever the other one is.
Was that your intro that you were working on, Jennifer?
Yeah, what intro were you working on? You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. You're seeing trouble. let's make that later yeah i came in in an outfit that like i worked hard to procure it's a matching set and jackie was like oh i just got that set and she happened to have just picked up her mail and she has it here because we got an npr so she's like what if i just put it on i thought though first of all it's sitting here there's one package here it's the same outfit that koji has and like we're so cute and adorable we've been so simpatico it's such like friday vibes it's giving like middle school when it was like pajama day yeah like and we're like those girls who synced up Yeah, I feel like we're bananas in pajamas.
It's also giving Merriam-Webster to find stalker for me. But you went with Jennifer. Yeah, I had three seconds to come up with something like, sorry, I'm just doing my best. You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. Those two moronic twins who made quite literally no impact. Can you say it and go cross-eyed? Yeah. Let me get my solo camera ready. You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. Going cross-eyed like is my party trick. It makes every joke so much funnier. And I'd like to thank the Lord for giving me that ability. I've been doing it since I'm a kid and I used to do it like for the sisters as a kid to like freak everyone out. And now I do it to like get a chuckle. It's really like one of my talents.
It's a beautiful thing to be. And when I do it on the toast or like colloquially, I don't go full because I'm like afraid to go full. You know, I was always told as a kid, I get to get stuck that way. So if you want to, I can show you because people are like, you don't really look that cross-eyed. Well, you haven't seen me yet. Ready? What'd you just do? That was like my joke cross-eyed. This is my joke. I can't see you. Oh, sorry. But this is my full-fledged 100% cross-eyed.
How do the hosts feel about matching outfits?
Ready? I'm scared. I get scared to do it.
Okay, I'm not, don't do it. I can see you in the reflection.
Yeah. Go back. You're not saying double. So yeah, we're wearing matching outfits. And for that alone, I'm so glad that we are. Yeah. We're just adorable. Wait, you know what's so funny? Hmm.
Hmm.
what's so funny i can't hear anything i don't know why i'm wearing headphones oh they're like hello hello hello hello hello i thought you just wear them for the look like well some days i didn't have like a ton of time to run the dice and through my hair this morning and i am on day like six hair so i didn't do like when you have a hundred thousand dollar hair i don't wear the headphones so just know if i am wearing the headphones it's because i feel insecure sometimes also i feel like a big pair of headphones just makes my face look really small
Yeah.
It's called contrast, you know?
But it doesn't really matter what's coming through the headphones is all I'm saying.
It's not about... But I do like to hear both of our voices in my ears. I feel like it fuels me to be the best podcaster I can be.
Okay. I feel like you are a fantastic podcaster.
I definitely agree with that. Also, I'm also a Pulse-y podcaster because we're so on the Pulse. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Traders episodes both dropped last night. Jackie and I stayed up late watching them both so we can recap them both for you today. So that will be today's episode. Don't do not worry. Yeah. At the end of the show, we'll recap. I'm excited.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:03–2:24
2
How do the hosts feel about matching outfits?
2:24–27:16
3
What are the hosts' thoughts on the Oura Ring?
27:16–36:35
4
What are the highlights from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover featuring NFL WAGs?
36:35–36:58
5
How do the hosts feel about the representation of WAG culture?
36:58–37:27
6
What insights do Brittany Mahomes and Normani share about their roles?
37:27–38:36
7
What are the key takeaways from the Real Housewives of Rhode Island trailer?
38:36–1:14:28
Speakers
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