The Treehouse Show Podcast

Sydney Sweeney vs OnlyFans + Blind Fire Arms Instructor? | Funny News Podcast

14 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Sydney Sweeney has somehow managed to upset OnlyFans creators, and now the internet is arguing about morality, hypocrisy, and what lines even exist an...

Hawaii Honors Monk Seal Hero + Is Stevie Wonder Really Blind? | Funny News Podcast

13 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we celebrate Hawaii honoring the man who defended a monk seal after someone threw a rock at it — and honestly...

Ghosted After 7 Months?! + Denver Airport Chaos & Young Guns 3 | Funny News Podcast

12 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ghosting someone after a couple dates is one thing… but after seven months?! Trey shares the unbelievable story of getting ghosted in a long-term re...

Doctor Saves Man’s Life… Gets 4-Star Review + Kamikaze Dolphins?! | Funny News Podcast

07 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What does it take to earn a 5-star review these days? Apparently, saving a man’s life still isn’t enough.In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we...

Buying Spirit Airlines?! 😂 George Clooney & Brad Pitt Drama + Wild News Stories | Comedy Podcast

06 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What could possibly go wrong if passengers crowdfunded and owned Spirit Airlines? 😂In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we break down a well-inte...

Spirit Airlines Farewell, JPMorgan Scandal & Zack Snyder Debate | Funny News & Comedy Podcast

05 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Is this the end of Spirit Airlines — and did anyone actually want to fly them in the first place? We kick things off with a hilarious (and slightly ...

Dear Treehouse #22 | Valentine’s Day Stories: Best, Worst & Dating Disasters

04 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Valentine’s Day brings out the best—and the absolute worst—in dating and relationships. In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we share our best...

What’s More Radioactive? Trump Passports or Chernobyl Dogs 😂 | Funny News Podcast

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What’s more radioactive right now — Trump’s new passport controversy, the wildlife of Chernobyl, or pop culture takes on The Mandalorian & G...

White House Dinner Chaos + Tornado Madness + Mike Vrabel PR Fail | Funny News Podcast

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to The Treehouse Show, the comedy podcast breaking down the wildest news, viral moments, and ridiculous real-life stories you won’t bel...

Remembering Raj Sharma + Trump Assassination Attempt & White House Dinner Chaos | Funny News Podcast

28 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We begin today’s episode on a heartfelt note as we remember our former co-host and longtime friend, Raj Sharma—a brilliant comedian, storyteller, ...

Dear Treehouse #21: TLC’s Weirdest Shows (Pierced Nipples & Perineum Sunning)

27 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What are the weirdest shows on TLC right now? We went down the rabbit hole—and it gets strange fast.Welcome to Dear Treehouse #21, where we break do...

Henry Cavill’s Dating Advice Sparks Debate + JetBlue Tweet Backlash | Funny News & Comedy Podcast

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Henry Cavill says dating is simple: just ask her out. Easy… right? We break down the actor’s viral dating advice and ask the obvious question—do...

What NOT to Say in a Relationship 😂 + “Fartbit” & Top Gun 3 News | Dear Treehouse

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the ONE thing you can say in a relationship that instantly starts a fight? 😅 In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we kick things off wit...

Russini & Vrabel Scandal Explained + Parenting Gone Wrong 😂 | Funny News Podcast

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when a viral scandal, bad decisions, and “be careful what you wish for” all collide? 😅 In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we b...

Dear Treehouse #20 | Relationship Confessions, Toxic Kids & Brutally Honest Advice 😂

20 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

How honest should you be in a relationship? And what do you do if your kid is… kind of a nightmare? 😅 Welcome to Dear Treehouse, the advice segme...

Clavicular Interview Disaster + Uber Eats “Toes for Tips” Story | Funny News

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Did this influencer just tank their own interview? We break down the viral 60 Minutes interview with Clavicular and why it went completely off the rai...

Harry Potter HBO Controversy + ICE Protest Gets Spicy | Funny News Stories

15 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Can you separate the art from the artist? We dive into the controversy surrounding the new Harry Potter HBO series and the growing debate around creat...

You Can't Fix Stupid-Conspiracy Theory Edition | Tuesday 04.14.26

14 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Conspiracy theories about the Artemis II mission are getting dumber, and we’ve got questions.Welcome to another episode of The Treehouse Show — a ...

YouTube Ep 19 | Dear Treehouse | AITH For Wanting My Mom To Die?

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

At a certain point in everyone's life, they will have to deal with aging parents. But what do you do when you just don't like a parent that much? Is i...

Aging is a Pain In The ASS! | Thursday 04.09.26

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the feel good story of Artemis II and their arrival back on Earth on Friday.  We then dig up an old blooper from WFA...

Stupidity Knows No Bounds | Wednesday 04.08.26

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the sheer stupidity of conspiracy theorist, this time pondering the questions "where are the satellites?".  Then we ...

What Christmas Vacation and Artemis II Have In Common | Tuesday 04.07.26

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about how cool the Artemis II mission has been and the unfortunate "The Shitter Is Full" problem they keep having, how the ...

YouTube Ep 18 | Dear Treehouse | Don't Put Zyn Pouches In These Holes

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Why can't GenZ just put Zyn pouches in their mouth and tide pods in the washer? We discuss the places they're putting them and why.Leave your worries ...

From Artemis to Spanky and The Bandit | Thursday 04.02.26

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today on a high note talking about the pending launch of Artemis II and how cool the space program really is.  Then, we get down to the ...

Mark Cuban's Biggest Regret-And It's Not His Haircut | Wednesday 04.01.26

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the interview Mark Cuban gave where he stated he regretted who he sold the Maverick's to, not selling them.  Why is ...

Where Tiger Went Wrong, And It's Not What You Think | Tuesday 03.31.26

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we discuss the downfall of Tiger Woods, where he went off track, and how easy it is to fix.  Next, why men should be wiping their pe...

YouTube Ep 17 | Dear Treehouse | The Perfect Couple!

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show by meeting the man with the world's smallest penis, then we go back in time to VHS Dating and meet a woman who might have been t...

Just Because You Can, Doesn't Mean You Should | Thursday March 26, 2026

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about a story, that although it's an urban myth, is still horrifying:  A girl locks her ex-boyfriend in an escape room and...

Look! No Hands! (or feet) | Wednesday 03.25.26

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about Dayton Webber, the quadruple amputee that is accused of shooting and killing a man, then we have a look at couples fo...

Waffle House Divorce | Tuesday 03.24.26

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about a 21 year old Texas man who killed his grandmother because she didn't give him his allowance, then we go the opposite...

YouTube Ep 16 | Dear Treehouse | Unforgivable People Who Left You

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today we ask the question if you need to forgive someone who is dying but left you at the alter and can you forgive someone who sorts their socks by l...

Tone Bell | Thursday 03.19.26

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We're joined today by our friend Tone Bell to talk about his life, the 3rd season of Survival of the Thickest, and he explains the difference between ...

Bears LOL | Wednesday 03.18.26

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about yet another term GenZ has changed, this one being LOL.  Next, we see a bear get in the middle of a LA News live shot...

You Can't S#!t On The Lido Deck | Tuesday 03.17.26

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about the outcome of the trial for a man charged with shooting a karaoke machine in a Florida bar, a list of things men ar...

YouTube Ep 15 | Dear Treehouse | The Christmas Live Show

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's our annual Christmas live show for our Patreon members and a great time was had by all, especially when AI got involved.The Treehouse Show is a D...

Magic Mike | Thursday 03.12.26

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode, we talk about a bass fisherman who is going to learn a new meaning to fish hook, what the latest trend in bachelorette parties is,...

Dak Prescott-Lord Of No Rings | Wednesday 03.11.26

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the rumors swirling behind Dak Prescott calling off his wedding.  Is he that allergic to rings?  Then, Dan tells us...

We're A Terrible Idea, But Do It Anyways | Tuesday 03.10.26

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we discuss the sad passing of a man who cut off his penis while commiting suicide, Banditos' president Hot Tub got arrested, reasons ...

YouTube Ep 14 | Dear Treehouse | Relationships, PMS, Porn, and Oral Etiquette

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has it all, AI porn, dealing with a woman during that time of the month, and things not to do when going down on her.The Treehouse Show i...

When Stealing Pokemon Backfires | Thursday 03.05.26

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We're joined today by our longtime friend Billy The Kidd @billyontheradio of DFW's Mix1029 and we do some catching up on what's going on in radio, we ...

Mother Of The Year? | Wednesday 03.04.26

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We're joined today by Rebekah Black @hauntedrebekah and we start off today talking about a former Louisiana mayor who got caught bonking her son's fri...

Ass Pasties | Tuesday 03.03.26

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about Buc-ee's getting a little litigious, prosthetic buttholes, Dan and Trey taking their friendship to a new level, and i...

YouTube Ep 13 | Dear Treehouse | Stranger Things and How Can Someone Be So Stupid?

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off this episode with a discussion/review of the 1st part of Season 5 of Stranger Things (It's Awesome) and then we discuss Sherrone Moore's ...

Bone Smashing Bambi | Thursday 02.26.26

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the Kentucky man who was arrested for screwing a dead deer on the side of the road.  Then we learn about bone smashi...

When Murder Research Goes Too Far | Wednesday 02.25.26

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with the aftermath of Trey surprising the show with the news about Daisy's death, which leads us to talking about GenX's ability to...

Saying Goodbye To Daisy (Trey's Dog) | Tuesday 02.24.26

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today speculating if President Trump actually called into C-SPAN or if it was a prank.  Then, we discuss the new fad of Wrestling Dating...

YouTube Ep 12 | Dear Treehouse | Dogs, Dating, and Boogers

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Learn why a vet laughed at a woman, guys hate dating, and a good reason to divorce your husband!The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast. L...

Olympic Event or Sex Act? | Thursday 02.19.26

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today discussing where all the condoms went in the Olympic village, the Norwegian skier who just wanted to be left alone, the intimate dy...

Mounjaro Penis | Wednesday 02.18.26

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about a man in Louisiana who has been arrested for the 3rd time for deceiving people into changing his diaper, an Army colonel wh...

GenZ Condom Use-Sex or Balloons? | Tuesday 02.17.26

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the story out of the Olympic village and the fact they went through 10k condoms in less than 3 days.  Are they havin...

YouTube Ep 11 | Dear Treehouse | Don't Mix The Pink With The Stink

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We cover everything from Dr. Ruth and Gimili, Where to not put fingers, and the difference between F Buddies and Friends! The Treehouse Show is a Dal...

Hard Hitting Olympic Coverage: Crotch Gate | Thursday 02.12.25

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with a new story about CrotchGate, a US coach says it's completely false! Then there's a Norwegian biathlete that decided to confess his ...

Racoons Under The Bed | Wednesday 02.11.26

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about Lindsey Vonn's injuries which leads to Trey and Raj telling stories about their knee injuries, including the unique w...

Weird Things To Put In Your Body | Tuesday 02.10.26

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off discussing why ski jumpers are injecting their penis', why someone thought Bear Poo beer was something we needed, beaver and whale testic...

YouTube EP 10 | Dear Treehouse | I'm a FART Terrorist

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we have a fart terrorist behind the bar and a nanny who doesn't understand what's good for business.The Treehouse Show is a Dallas ba...

Betrayed By Your B-Hole | Thursday 02.05.26

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about Armenia's idea of a Ministry of Sex.  Then, Trey talks about the worst place to have a blowout and other situations ...

Interview with Gina Scott Williams (@GenXGina66) | Wednesday 02.04.26

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about Sydney Sweeney's new lingerie line and why it's brilliant.  Then we interview Gina Scott Williams better known as @G...

Weee All The Way Home | Tuesday 02.03.26

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with a story about a company in Houston that went Weee!  Then we learn about a new social media network....for AI, and a cult memb...

YouTube Ep 9 | Dear Treehouse | Advice On Life, Love, Relationships, and Needy Vaginas

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What do you do when your mom hates you and your vagina betrays you? Ask two guys who have no idea!The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast....

Can You Make An AI Girlfriend Crazy? | Thursday 01.29.26

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the multitude of tragic accidents that took place during the winter storms and wonder if Gen X was better off because...

Do You Fart In Front of Your SO? | Wednesday 01.28.26

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking some NFL and the upcoming Super Bowl, and that leads us to envision some different halftime shows.  Then we find out Chrissy Tei...

Which Khalifa Would You Climb? | Tuesday 01.27.26

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about Alex Honnold's Skyscraper Netflix special, how crazy it was to watch, how much he made, how crazy it is that people actuall...

YouTube Ep 8-Movie Sequels: Is "Young Guns 3: Dead Or Alive" a Title or Question?

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What move sequels do we really need? What movies are essential viewing? Let us know what you are your top 3. Like and subscribe for more Treehouse! ht...

Which Is Worse? Insurance or Ercot | Thursday 01.22.26

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about a Fort Worth firefighter who had to fight to get his on-duty injuries covered by workers comp, a Florida boat captain who g...

This Explains A Lot | Wednesday 01.21.26

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we learn some odd facts about Trey's childhood, things you can't do when you're a probation officer, why you don't share a gym with y...

You Can Think It, Just Don't Wear It On A Shirt | Tuesday 01.20.26

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we discuss things you shouldn't put on a shirt, Ginger Cuz, what you have to do to get a preview of the new GTA, and why entertainmen...

YouTube Ep 7-The SECRET to Bare Bones Pricing at Walmart!

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In these hard times, everyone needs to save a little.The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Ma...

Treehouse Presents: Sympathy for the Devil? | Unsolicited Episode 16

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Can you go from INFAMY to SYMPATHY? Kristin Cabot, one half of the viral Coldplay Couple Controversy, thinks so, and she's sick of being judged. We al...

Who Is Your Choppleganger? | Thursday 01.15.26

15 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today discussing women's farts and if they're worse and if they have benefits.  Then, we are introduced to the word Choppleganger and fi...

Somedays Dan Feels Like A Nut | Wednesday 01.14.26

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the man with dimentia that thought he was buying a Dr. Pepper but instead won a jackpot on a slot machine, which lead...

Bad Reality TV Addiciton | Tuesday 01.13.26

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What do you do when your partner becomes addicted to really bad reality TV?  Trey is finding out after his girlfriend got hooked on Love After Lockup...

YouTube Ep 6 | The Louvre Heist EXPOSED!

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We normally post these on Friday, but I screwed up and it didn't post.  My apologies.  TreyWe discover the truth behind the greatest heist of the la...

How Dare You Say I Have A Big Penis | Thursday 01-08-26

08 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with a story about a man suing his ex-wife for saying he has a very large penis.  Then, we discuss the potential of a secret Stranger Th...

Stranger McRib Things | Wednesday 01.07.26

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about the new class action lawsuit against McDonalds regarding the meat in a McRib.  And then we discuss the series finale of St...

How Do You Like Your Pasta? | Tuesday 01.06.26

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the list of things people have stuck up their ass and go to the ER to have removed. Then we give you a glimpse into w...

YouTube Ep 5 | Get Your Freak On Treehouse Style!

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today we delve into the world of Adult AirBnBs and why they're so popular (GenX??) these days and why Dan knows so much about them.  The Treehouse S...

Our Favorite Things Part 2 | December 31, 2025

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show includes some of Dan's favorite bits and segments from 2025: Whack-a-Pope, The Texas Ball Peen Hammer, and Roman Globetrotters. Listen an...

Our Favorite Things Part 1 | December 30, 2025

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, you'll hear Trey's picks for some of the best segments of the year including Dick Tips, Carmen and Lupita, a guy who thought he was B...

YouTube Eps 4-Improve Your Dating Life With Advice From The Pros!

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're going to help you improve your dating life by seeing the mistakes other people have made via VHS Dating and learn taking some tips from these pr...

Plumber Problems | Tuesday December 23, 2025

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about a very odd Spainish traidion, then we discuss the miracle healing some passengers experience during a flight, then we...

YouTube Ep. 3-Laugh or Death on Everest

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is it a man falling off a mountain, a brand new mom winning at mortal combat, or what won't cause you to lose your job in Australia?The Treehouse Show...

Don't Steal The Pussy | Thursday December 18, 2025

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with a story about an Amazon driver who allegedly stole a cat, old man talk about sinus rinsing, Denny's launching syrup shoes, and...

Shake It Off Dan | Wednesday December 17, 2025

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with a survey that lists the top 20 cities that give to OF, who's watching porn these days, why Trey is optimistic about his relati...

Pong: The Spectator Sport | Tuesday December 16, 2025

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the tragic murder of Rob and Michelle Reiner.  We then move on to Bonnie Blue getting off of her charges, what Dalla...

YouTube Episode 2-Ticketmaster hasn't Ticketmastered the public enough says Millionaire CEO of Ticketmaster

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have some unique stories this week. Starting off with the asshat CEO of LiveNation/Ticketmaster saying concerts are cheap, a guy wrecks a car and t...

Equal Indifference | Thursday December 11, 2025

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we find out why Bonnie Blue is finding out not everyone wants to hop on her bang bus, Fort Worth finds out the demand for prostitutio...

Is Dallas Really THAT Sinful? | Wednesday December 10, 2025

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we discuss what could make Dallas such a sinful city, how some guy made his local cops' jobs really easy, a decent 10 Best Christmas movies of ...

A Meth Bank? | Tuesday December 09, 2025

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we learn about a man who forgot what he needed to deposit, the messy love triangle between Netflix/Warner/Paramount, and a woman who ...

A Treehouse Extra (Our YouTube Exclusive Show Episode 1)-Scarred For Life

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the premier episode of our new YouTube exclusive show, we do what we do best, STUPID! We talk about a Florida woman who drives the wrong way down t...

Here For A Good Time, Not A Long One | Thursday December 4, 2025

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, granny still knows how to eat it, where to not follow your dreams, a raccoon who can't handle his booze, drunk monkey island, and a b...

McConaughey's Wet Dreams | Wednesday December 03, 2025

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we talk about what it's like to be poor in Dallas, the weird stuff a pregnant woman eats and our idea for next year's State Fair food...

The Big Food Conspiracy | Tuesday December 02, 2025

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's episode, we discuss the big food conspiracy that wants you to throw away leftovers, should a 95 year old man be driving a bus, what exactly...

You're Not Batman, You're Divorced | Friday November 28, 2025

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special Black Friday edition of The Treehouse and we've got a good one for you.  We start off with an elitist and racist Campbell's Soup Exec,...

The Apple Dildo Gang | Wednesday November 26, 2025

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we start off talking about a group of women who pulled off quite the heist, a subway rider in NYC who got gutted, and a passenger in ...

A Golden Turd? | Tuesday November 25, 2025

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we discuss the ShamWow guy running for congress in Texas, DOGE is done, and the most expensive turd in history.  LINKS:'ShamWow' gu...

A Beaver, A Squirrel, and Two Nuts | Thursday November 20, 2025

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show discussing Buc-ees suing a company because their logo is too similar yet it's not even the same animal.  Then we discuss a Flor...

Ever Been To A Flea Market? | Wednesday November 19, 2025

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with clips from a Jonathan Frakes show "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction" that have been slowed down and make him sound drunk.  Then...

Not Too Deep, Just The Tip Of Nicodemus | Tuesday November 18, 2025

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about who would spend a night in a cave with 111,000 spiders for one billion dollars, which leads us to find that rats bother Tre...

Bring On The Wilburs | Thursday November 13, 2025

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about a Florida man named Pancake.  Need I say more?  Then we talk about a woman who is naming her daughter after a bran...

When Life Imitates Spaceballs | Wednesday November 12, 2025

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Earth is running out of oxygen and Elon Musk is going to be a trillionaire, so we're slowly turning into Spaceballs.  Oh, and some porn stars are...