The Treehouse Show Podcast

If SHE thinks of it, it's ok | Monday September 01, 2025

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Labor Day!  We start off today talking about the Cowboys trading Parsons, Cowboys Anonymous, places not to go on a first date (according to wom...

Under the Orgy Dome | Friday August 29, 2025

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What stupid do we have for you today? Burning Man orgy ruined by weather, a rousing game of 'Would You Rather', Dan discovers something about himself,...

Bump Warts | Thursday August 28, 2025

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We can't tell what the biggest news of the day is: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged, deer are now on the list of mutant animals, or good ...

Bare Beating | Wednesday August 27, 2025

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about bare beating, power point dating, SWA is going to start charging large people for two seats, and the Dallas Police D...

Old Prison Nightmares | Tuesday August 26, 2025

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today thankful that Raj has returned with no GSWs from Tulsa, and Dan is thankful that it's pumpkin spice season while the rest of us are...

Long Nuggets | Monday August 25, 2025

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a big Monday show today.  Starting off with zombie squirells, covid flu, a woman causes a flight to be grounded in a very disgusting way, l...

Bangkok Tickle | Friday August 22, 2025

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's the show like today? Grown-up sleep-away camp, where folks eat radioactive Walmart shrimp, and men cuddle each other. Yup.PLUS: Why is it so ha...

Alotta Fagina | Thursday August 21, 2025

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

GenZ are graysexual and not drinking... the world is not ok.PLUS: She has how many whats?The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast and radio...

Big Wiener Problems | Wednesday August 20, 2025

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start with a shocking Believe It or Not, then we hear more about Raj and his upcoming date, we go head over heels for a big shower fall, dangerous ...

An Alien for Thanksgiving? | Tuesday August 19, 2025

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Trey is in Las Vegas, and Las Vegas is in decline. Also, NASA is tracking a mysterious object headed for Earth, is Taylor Swift hinting at a Super Bow...

Bitters and Boobs | Monday August 18, 2025

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about Trey's experience at The Datey's over 35 event and dating in general, the worst ride along in an F-15 possible, Bitte...

Roman Globetrotters | Friday August 15, 2025

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we Friday a little too hard. Frankenbunnies, the ancient Roman Bigfoot (Shaq is immortal), a young social media influncer stuck in th...

Got A "Woman" for You | Thursday August 14, 2025

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dude looks like a lady... if you don't look too hard. A little muckraking is good for your relationship, and your dog could pay some bills for once.PL...

Pacifiers, Loofahs, and Wonder Woman | Wednesday August 13, 2025

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about the latest craze of adult pacifiers, Trey's shower habits, little people doing big things, Sorority Tok,  and Dan a...

A Panty Dropper Not A C Blocker | Tuesday August 12, 2025

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about an STD outbreak in Mississippi, why you want a panty dropper, Elmer Fudd's cousin in a diaper, and Talkback Tuesday....

Trey's Dating Life | Monday August 11, 2025

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a big show today, starting with a date Trey had over the weekend and the very odd thing she brought with her.  The WNBA has a dildo problem, Tre...

Nursing Home Fight Club | Friday August 8, 2025

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What does a nursing home fight club, the Golden Bachelor, Spirit Airlines, and an inflatable sex doll have in common? I don't know... I'm tired. Use y...

Boy Scout Drizzle | Thursday August 7, 2025

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's worse, brain eating amoeba from tap water or radioactive wasps? Oh wait... It's anchovies.PLUS: What's getting under Trey's skin today?The Tree...

4CMENB | Wednesday August 06, 2025

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with the story about a Canadian rescue mission for a hiker that people thought was dying, but was just singing Nickelback, then Dan gives...

Ice JJ Fish in Tha House | Tuesday August 05, 2025

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about a woman who had a bat fly into her mouth, then we learn why Trey is going to fly Spirit, the vocal stylings of Ice J...

Johnny Cinco | Monday August 4, 2025

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the week with a mysterious entity found in Compton, then Dan confesses a deep dark secret about what he's into these days, we find out Ma...

The Peckerwood Pursuit | Friday August 1, 2025

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is everyone really getiing hemorrhoids now? Why not ask the California serial butt sniffer? Seems like he's doing just fine approaching women... PLUS...

Sydney Sweeney has Great Jeans | Thursday July 31, 2025

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sitting on a beach drinking a trailer park spritz with your pinky out, looking at everything great in Sydney Sweeney's jeans, all while a tsunami roll...

Carmen and Lupita | Wednesday July 30, 2025

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show is a doozy.  We start off today by talking about that horrible moment when you crap your pants, then we talk about peeing in the pool, a...

Toy Seagull | Tuesday July 29, 2025

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a big show today.  We're joined by comedian Justin Foster and we start off catching up with him, then we discuss a t-shirt about sobriety that T...

Uvulva | Monday July 28, 2025

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show talking about the death of Hulk Hogan, then we get into the mess that is Trey's dating life, why it's a shit show, he forgot a d...

The Dildo of Consequences | Friday July 25, 2025

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dude moves family to Russia because because the US is too "woke", now gets woke up near the frontlines of Ukraine war. Also, surf instructor gives tra...

Bat's All, Folks! | Thursday July 24, 2025

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A bug causes a human stampede, how people would upend their lives for cash, and the Coldplay KissCam Chronicle continues.PLUS: RIP Ozzy Osbourne. Mama...

Mess With The Bull, Get The Horns | Wednesday July 23, 2025

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning that stupid people will do stupid things for money, Gen Z is going to stare us down, the awkward moment teachers run into ...

Texas Roulette | Tuesday July 22, 2025

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking a little more about the Coldplay kiss cam, then we learn about a serial butt slapper in Idaho, where Pee Wee's bike is goin...

The Live Show | July 21, 2025

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This is a recording of the live show we did on July 20 from The Maverick Bar in Carrollton.  The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and r...

Trains, Planes, and Paragliders | Friday July 18, 2025

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's stupid packed show includes: Annabelle claims another victim, Trey on a train, Bollywood Superman, and paraglider vs. powerlines! OH GEEZ!PLUS...

The Old Maid | Thursday July 17, 2025

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you like to cuss? Yeah... so do we. Also, high stakes UNO and face bugs having bug orgies on your face!PLUS: Birthdays!!The Treehouse is a daily DF...

Painting With Ozzy | Wednesday July 16, 2025

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show with a stupid woman who took her small child to go pet the bison at Yellowstone, Aaron Rodgers vs a kid at a gold tournament...

RAWR | Tuesday July 15, 2025

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show with Curtis from Rochester NY, a crucial eye witness to a neighborhood invasion, which leads us to Raj telling the story of ...

Ever Done IT Like THIS? | Monday July 14, 2025

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're laughing today about whether or not you should give up your plane seat for a child, Raj has a new follower who's suffering from something we've ...

Killer Babies | Friday July 11, 2025

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do new Gen Z terms, house lions, killer baby names, and a shocking honeymoon story have in common? It's all stupid, of course!PLUS: Celebrity bir...

Rock Out with Your Conch Out | Thursday July 10, 2025

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we learn not to poke the bear, how long it takes to cook a Trey, jet engines suck, and how to celebrate your birthday Florida Keys style.PLUS: B...

Bat Roach Man | Wednesday July 09, 2025

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we start off with Labubu Dolls, then go to Stryper and Christian Rock, that leads us to Scott Stapp, which leads us to Dan having a c...

The Waffle House Index | Tuesday July 08, 2025

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show talking about the tragedy in the Hill Country and the various ways you can help.  We then move on to some lighter news like...

The Volcano Selfie | Monday July 7, 2025

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We recorded this episode on Friday, July 4th, before the full extent of the tragedy in and around Kerr County was known.  Obviously our hearts break ...

Diddy Slides | Thursday July 3, 2025

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We got science in this show! The chemistry of fire and fireworks (goes BOOM), the physics of swamp crotch and the TSA (gets your nethers flagged), and...

Fart Wow | Wednesday July 2, 2025

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we discuss how swimming in the ocean is good for you and also, the stupid circle of life.  Why 90s summers were better and parents a...

The Crimson Rule | July 1, 2025

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're laughing inside the Treehouse today about the one household item that could save your marriage. We examine the elaborate activity that set off T...

Gum The Leg Johnny | Monday June 30, 2025

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today a little out of our lane by talking about actual news, POTUS upholding the Texas law requiring age verification for porn.  Then, D...

What's an Address? | Friday June 27, 2025

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discover what brands are most trusted by people in different generations. What are the brands YOU trust? We also find out what things the new...

The Best Place for Herpes | Thursday June 26, 2025

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Stupid: New inductee to Trey's Twats, when robots learn to merge, and celebrity birthdays! Stupider: New Zealand has an embarrassingly low sheep-to-hu...

SHE'S Mad Because It's TOO TIGHT?? | Wednesday June 25, 2025

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about a new dating service that matches people based on their browser history, then we learn about an ICE protester who paid the ...

T-Rexita Tacos | Tuesday June 24, 2025

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show talking about the amenities that the amazing pilots of the B-2s have including a toilet and snacks.  Then we listen to the ...

The Eternal Debate | Monday June 23, 2025

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with one of the most controversial topics in the world: Over or under for the TP roll.  Next, we discuss the Clock Out app and the fact ...

I Bet She's into Annals | Friday June 20, 2025

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Men don't have enough important dates to forget about? Gen Z wants WHAT at the office? Wait... Bob Vila is CUBAN?!?! Come learn other stupid things wi...

Bollywood Avengers | Thursday June 19, 2025

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discuss the secret to a happy life, where to find the most psychopaths, the robot workforce, why other countries hate American tourists, Robe...

Watch Us Cry | Wednesday June 18, 2025

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show today with more spider talk and find out if Black Backs are possible, then we find out Raj just now saw part of All Dogs Go To H...

White Bashing | Tuesday June 17, 2025

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show with the rather somber subject of the Air India crash and the sole survivor, of course we don't stay serious for long.  We ...

Roswell Rick | Monday June 16, 2025

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with Dan and Trey's excitement over Spaceballs 2 (Raj not so much), then we discuss Trey's upcoming trip to Vegas, a lady who explains "M...

The Dead Dads Club| Friday June 13, 2025

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show is all about dads and laughter. So much laughter...The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries o...

Pope on a Rope Soap | Thursday June 12, 2025

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Snacks, selling your bath water, who's dog is cuter, burnt toast saving your life, AND Celebrity Birthdays! Who could ask for more?Ok then: Special gu...

It's The Great Giant Pencil Dan O'Malley | Wednesday June 11, 2025

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show with one of our favorite subjects, Gen Z and how they're screwing up everything.  This time, how they have no ability for c...

Under The Bottom | Tuesday June 10, 2025

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about a Tyler woman who didn't want a wig to go to waste, Trey's trip to Albuquerque and all that wasn't, the Bare Knuckle...

Get There Early | Monday June 9, 2025

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're laughing about:Duck Terror in FloridaWTF is adult tummy time?Would you go to a REAL Jurassic Park?Choose your own execution Who NOT to cu...

The Bigfoot Connection | Friday June 6, 2025

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode has such stupid as: Looking for Bigfoot. Tight rolled pants were totally tubular! 5% alcohol, double the caffeine... what could go wro...

Beach Bears | Thursday June 5, 2025

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The difference between all dead and mostly dead. The new hawk tuah girl. One of the greatest giggle loops, ever. THIS is top shelf stupid.The Treehous...

The End Of Humanity | June 04, 2025

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show with the most unusual, Trey being in a good mood because he's on his final two days in the service industry, which leads us ...

Dan's BBP | Tuesday June 03, 2025

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with the old man conversation about how we can't believe it's already June.  Then, we discuss the controversial new filter Tinder ...

Rim Shot | Monday June 2, 2025

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning that you too can buy Sydney Sweeney's bath water, then we congratulate Raj on the Scripps Spelling Bee, and play an oldie ...

Sweet Dreams, Bro | Friday May 30, 2025

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today, the guys talk about how much they care about each other. Sort of. Throw in a beatboxing nun, livingroom concerts, crosswalks instead of d*cks, ...

Fingering a Blizzard | Thursday May 29, 2025

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's the stupid de jour? We got marriage advice, a baby swap, laundry tips, and maybe a possibly real care package. Enjoy.The Treehouse is a daily D...

That's Not A Toy | Wednesday May 28, 2025

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about a body part you need to wash more.  And then we start talking about movie and TV show reboots and the wheels come off.  T...

Diddy's Different Strokes | Tuesday May 27, 2025

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Applesauce on a cheesburger, unwrapped presents and Molotov cocktails, Mesopotamian bocce balls on Pangea... Stupid enough for you? PLUS: Birthdays an...

Just The "Marriage" Tip from Dan | Monday May 26, 2025

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Memorial Day everyone!  We start off learning about a guy on meth who tried to jump off a bridge, we discuss Memorial Day, talk about Dan's wed...

The Texas Ball Peen Hammer | Friday May 23, 2025

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cheese as au jus, daycare at the Cadillac Ranch, sandstorms at Disney, Wheel of Fortune in the '80s, naked karaoke, crazed attorney screaming in the s...

Space Herpes! | Thursday May 22, 2025

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh the stupid we have today... How to fortify prisons in Louisiana, 'Ice Pirates' on Betamax, Dan's imaginary friend, profound advice from Cookie Mons...

Nobody Likes One | Wednesday May 21, 2025

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show with a potentially life changing discovery:  You can buy a flame thrower on Amazon.  Then we discuss being spied on by you...

Would've Been A Different Movie | Tuesday May 20, 2025

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today by pondering what is making various modes of transportation lose power, and then somehow we mentioned Gary Busey and it all went do...

Red Pill Raj| Monday May 19, 2025

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the new diet craze sweeping the country, the dog food diet. Then we learn about the 2025 version of Goldilock's, a ma...

Happy Execution | Friday May 16, 2025

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nutella has a new flavor! Twenty-somethings don't want to be boss! Teens need newer cars! Alligators older than Carl Weathers! Aquaman's dad banged a ...

Finger F**king My Eye | Thursday May 15, 2025

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Trey got contacts! The Pope is a #1 trading card! Troy Aikman thinks the Cowboys could go all the way! An epic obituary! So much stupid, so little tim...

Gash and Dash | Wednesday May 14, 2025

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's episode, Trey returns from his Noah's World adventure, we learn about a lesbian couple who got in a fight and cheese ended up in places it ...

Hooked on a Feeling | Tuesday May 13, 2025

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I'm high on believing... Dan's first trip to the dentist, some VERY improper parking, co-workers as Star Wars characters, and celebrity birthdays!! PL...

Bro Pope | Monday May 12, 2025

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What kind of stupid do we have today? Cops got an entire town high, Raj's weed is high, how NOT to pay off your drug dealer, what's the new pope like,...

We Should All be Dead | Friday May 9, 2025

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we hear about one of Trey's vivid childhood memories, we talk facial hair (and lack thereof), waterpark stories, song covers, and Gwyneth Paltro...

Raccoon with a Meth Pipe | Thursday May 8, 2025

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The title of this episode should tell you how much stupid is gonna be in here today. Also, how travel is changing, the best obituary ever, the Golden ...

K Sure | Wednesday May 07, 2025

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's the worst text you can send/receive?  We find a survey that tells us and Trey gets to relive a moment where he sent a 1 word text.  Next, we ...

It's The New Planking | Tuesday May 06, 2025

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show by learning about a guy in the UK who really loves firemen and would do anything to see them in action, then we discuss deli...

Little (Clean) Deuce Coupe | Monday May 05, 2025

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we learn about a woman who road raged in the most unique way, we're getting closer to having a Star Wars toy, a crazy hot cop, anothe...

A Friday SHOCKER! | Friday May 2, 2025

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What would Friday be without a big 'ol handful of stupid? We talk about a man getting the shock of a lifetime, our trauma bond over a certain person i...

Foster the Treehouse Show | Thursday May 1, 2025

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is all about Mount Everest, the Reginald Veljohnson theory, how to make a Die Hard sequel today, what makes an alcoholic, and our guest J...

Dick Tips | Wednesday April 30, 2025

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with Dan telling us about Dick Tips, then very unique baby names by state, a weiner dog that got out of the bush, and a guy who bro...

Wanna Get Away?? | Tuesday April 29, 2025

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about the lady aboard a SWA flight that got naked and crapped in her seat when they landed, a guy who jumped out of a wind...

Billy Ray Is Doing What??? | Monday April 28, 2025

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off this week in the oddest of places, Billy Ray Cyrus' personal life and why he is giving hope to a lot of men.  Next, we discuss how much ...

F**k More Chicken | Friday April 25, 2025

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAY! We have dating and relationship advice, a smart way to fix a stupid problem, what we used to do in Mesquite, and Jerry drop...

Whack-A-Pope | Thursday April 24, 2025

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How do you check if the Pope is dead? You will find out in this episode. Plus, the boys talk zombie fungus, football, and Easter on the Texas coast. P...

The SpaceTime Continuum-We Got This | Wednesday April 23, 2025

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about someone caught smuggling drugs internally, then discuss whether we are messing with the space time continuum and all ...

What's The Tea Bagging With Dan and Raj | Tuesday April 22, 2025

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Topic wise, today's show can be broken down into 3 different things.  First, we talk about the passing of Pope Francis and the conclave, Star Wars an...

Thanks Siri and F#@K You | Monday April 21, 2025

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the week with a story about an 88 year old woman who lost her house in a sex toy fire.  Next, Raj and Trey have some hope because GenZ g...

Like A Happy Meal | Friday April 18, 2025

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we learn about moon phases with Jerry, ping pong shows in Taiwan with Raj, and what the boys scored on their SATs. Want more stupid? How about t...

We are NOT Perfect | Thursday April 17, 2025

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What Dan did do to get out of a test? You can find out in today's show, along with when NOT to call AAA, who hears better, and why you should carry a ...

You Can Make Coffee At Home??? | Wednesday April 16, 2025

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're joined today by Ashli Agraz from Paws In The City, a no kill animal shelter in DFW, to talk about the 3rd Annual Vermafest, celebrating the life...

Kidd With Two Ds | Tuesday April 15, 2025

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're joined today by our old friend Billy The Kidd from Mix 102.9.  We start off the day watching a guy folding fitted sheets for a crowd, and it's ...

It's Always The Husband's Fault | Monday April 14, 2025

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the week with a bang.  First, Dan plays a game of "Tell us you're getting old without telling us you're old".  Then, we learn about a t...