The Treehouse Show Podcast

How Do Tribbles Trib? | Friday April 11, 2025

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys let their nerd out! We talk Star wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, space hotels, and an underwater pyramid that may change history! BONU...

We've Gone Black | Thursday April 10, 2025

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rebekah Black joins us in the Treehouse today! She and the boys talk movies (like Goonies 2 and Gremlins 3) and science gone to the dogs. BONUS: The T...

Speedy Gonzales | Wednesday April 09, 2025

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about a real life Speedy Gonzales, who is quite the criminal.  Then we talk about jobs, job interviews, Dak Prescott, and...

Squirrelly McNutface | Tuesday April 08, 2025

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're joined today by the wonderful Tara Ward @tara995wolf from 99.5 The Wolf.  We start off talking about the old days when everyone had a chopper, ...

Tone Bell | Monday April 07, 2025

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the amount of time guys spend in the bathroom and what they're hiding from and banning unhealthy foods.  Then, we br...

Weiner in the Bush | Friday April 4, 2025

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's a lot going on in Texas this week: Cock fighting in Hunt County, senate bills in Austin, and and a dude with Meth nestled between his butt che...

Goodbye Val | Thursday April 3, 2025

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we remember the greatness that was Val Kilmer. From Top Secret to Top Gun, we celebrate the real genius that gave us Iceman, Batman, Jim Morriso...

Truck Nuts | Wednesday April 02, 2025

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We open the show pondering a significant question:  Why is Idaho trying to ban truck nuts?  Is it that big of a problem?  Next, we'll read a very w...

Telephobia | Tuesday April 01, 2025

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we'll discuss Gen Z and their telephobia, bad fashiion, but love of granpa sneakers.  Why fake eyelashes need to go (and their origin...

Raiders Of The Lost Clown | Monday March 31, 2025

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show is really about two things: a clown in Florida and a CIA program that used psychics to find The Ark.  What more could you ask for? LINK...

Flamin' Hot Mug Shots | Friday March 28, 2025

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How about we end this week with some hot and stupid: Lily Stewart! Those eyes are crazy though. (Even Trey was a little scared) and the Treehouse Top ...

KniFes Out | Thursday March 27, 2025

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Being constipated on an airplane couldn't get any worse... Oh wait, it can! Plus: RoboDan, the new Old Yeller, kids attempt to murder their mother wit...

Antique Pope Show | Wednesday March 26, 2025

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with a story about a guy who took a pettiness with an HOA to a whole new level, then we learn what's really important in a relation...

Cockroach Teets | Tuesday March 25, 2025

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about the latest thing to be milked and I promise you'll throw up a little at the thought of drinking this creatures milk....

For The Love of God Chipotle, Spellcheck! | Monday March 24, 2025

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about the latest way banks and laziness will ruin your life.  Financing your meal delivery.  Next, Dan tortures all of u...

Indian Givers | Friday March 21, 2025

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we ask the age old question: What creature would you like to see go extinct? PLUS: Wrong Answers Only, moving blues, more sex equals more happin...

Pulling a Jablonski | Thursday March 20, 2025

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have Karaoke gunplay on the show today (Sounds like a great name for a punk band) and a bid to rename a steak. Also, Dan dreams of cigarettes...LIN...

Basement Pants | Wednesday March 19, 2025

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show talking about hazing because of a story out of UCF where a fraternity used a car to haze pledges.  This leads Raj and Trey ...

A Peek Inside Dan's Twisted Mind | Tuesday March 18, 2025

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There is a theme in today's show.  We start off with Dan telling us about a guy who got locked in a closet/storage unit.  Then, Dan tells us about a...

Competitive Masturbation and PEDs | Monday March 17, 2025

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show with a Treehouse Exclusive!  We found the ATC conversation with the Air India flight that had to return to Chicago because of c...

What Happens in Kohl's | Friday March 14, 2025

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have a "Code Brown" ladies and gentlemen! I repeat: CODE BROWN! LINKS:Air India flight forced to return to Chicago due to clogged toilets: Here’...

We Love Chi-Chi's! | Thursday March 13, 2025

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dudes walking around naked on the highway - NOT in Florida? Dogs shooting people? Slurs on Rangers merch? What could be next? Wait... now you have to ...

Once You Pop The Beatin Don't Stop | Wednesday March 12, 2025

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show with a story about a PIO who got the chance of a lifetime, then a woman who beat a man with a pringles can, some listener voicem...

Pickin A Winner | Tuesday March 11, 2025

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We pick a good one to start the show off with, a man in China picked his nose really hard, then we learn about ChaChi the human cannonball, a woman wh...

Bonus Segment With Lauren Harkins

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We ran out of time on the regular podcast, so we're putting this out if you'd like a little more of our conversation with Lauren Harkins @itslaurencia...

Daisy VS The Virgin | Monday March 10, 2025

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with the mind boggling topic of people who eat styrofoam peanuts.  Then, we have Lauren Harkins @itslaurenciaga join us.  She is the wo...

Cute and Cuddly Terminators | Friday March 7, 2025

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You want stupid science? Brain shrinking booze, non-Newtonian robots, and the first step to bringing back the wooly mammoth is... fluffy mice? Yup. St...

Gorillas in the Fart Cloud | Thursday March 6, 2025

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do Mavs ticket prices, illicit footjobs, tapeworms, and gorilla farts have in common? Absolutely nothing... except they're all in this episode.LI...

The Florida Man Games | Wednesday March 05, 2025

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show with this scary thought:  Has Florida become self-aware?  Because they now have The Florida Man games.  Then we learn about a...

The Black Pope | Tuesday March 04, 2025

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show with this PSA: Don't call it a comeback, Dysentery is making news again.  Then Dan depresses us with a list of the worst foods ...

Yo Soy Martillo de Pancho's | Monday March 03, 2025

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today's show talking about an 18 year old girl who is mad at her boyfriend and spray paints his car, but it wasn't his car, and of course...

Finish Him! | Friday February 21, 2025

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today the boys talk about when flirting becomes cheating and big fun on the airlines. Plus, with a name like hers, it's got to be a happy ending! Join...

Bring Out the Olives! | Thursday February 27, 2025

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We got a brawl at the sex mansion, we got a serial public urinator, we got a kidnapper that's bad at what he does, and we got sweet, sweet, glaring ha...

Give Em The Sticky Eye | Wednesday 02.26.25

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about a guy who got DUIs in the same spot, at the same time, by the same officers, on back to back nights.  Then we learn...

Things To Do on the Toilet | Tuesday February 25, 2025

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did you know people brushed their teeth on the toilet?  We didn't and, quite frankly, it disturbed us.  Then we wonder why they don't have something...

The Stupidest News Story of the Year | Monday February 24, 2025

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about a woman who has a fear of ketchup so bad she equates it to a gun, then we talk about puffy lips and fake eyelashes, L...

Pre-sucking Candy | Friday February 21, 2025

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do you call a plump beaver? How did the Hooters waitress avoid jail time? Would you pre-suck your candy before using it for revenge? Get the answ...

I Make Cows Squirt | Thursday February 20, 2025

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about BBQ python videos from Florida, then we discuss the Delta plane crash in Canada and listen to some audio from one of the pa...

Dan's Fairy Butt Mother, Dr. Strappleburger | Wednesday February 19, 2025

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with Kim Kardashian as your Fairy Butt Mother, then we learn that even the mafia has a problem with GenZ, and then we learn about w...

Where's Allen Funt? | Tuesday February 18, 2025

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with video of Trey's future wife going HAM on a truck and then here her perfectly logical explination why.  Next, we find out why ...

Things Not To Do High On Meth | Monday February 17, 2025

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with the life lessons of things not to do high on meth, then we discuss croc sport mode, bombs on a playground, Naked, leglless, an...

A Valentine's Day Massacre | Friday February 14, 2025

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a stabby bride to be, the price of love, calling out of work horny, and what not to do early in a relationship. Happy Valentine's Day, e...

The Portable Glory Hole | Thursday February 13, 2025

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Want to know how to make your dog pay attention to you? I bet you do. We tell you how the scientists say to do it, plus we'll tell you about a guy mow...

She Thought She Turned The Oven Off | Wednesday February 12, 2025

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about why OnlyFans won't let Bonnie Blue show her record breaking gang bang, then a blind guy who gets a gun permit, a woman who ...

The Age Defying Penis | Tuesday February 11. 2025

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about the billionaire who wants to live forever and his data about his son's penis, and how to get a youthful looking penis...

The Big Game LIX | Monday February 10, 2025

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We give you our thoughts and insights on the game, the commercials, and the massacre at halftime.  

Pegs Over Easy | Monday February 10, 2025

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Monday!  We start off today talking about the newest trend in cosmetic procedures, making your labia puffy.  Then, we talk about the discovery...

The Kids are NOT Alright | Friday February 7, 2025

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's kids are struggling with this basic gross motor skill, and the Dutch have an extraordinary solution. Plus: An asteroid, women secretly hating ...

Sad Luka Makes Dan Mad | Thursday February 6, 2025

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did you hear about the Million Dollar Matchmaking service? Or what killed modern kids curiosity? How about what your hobbies? That beaver may be back ...

Fat Girl In A Little Car | Wednesday February 05, 2025

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about Dank Demoss, the woman suing Lyft because her fat ass wouldn't fit in the car.  Then we talk about a woman who's fat ass c...

Bad Boys For Life | Tuesday February 04, 2025

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today disccussing and mourning the Luka trade after having some time to reflect on it, which leads us to Roy Tarpley (IYKYK). Then we lea...

Mom Is Always Right | Monday February 3, 2025

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with a little more info on the mom who tried to keep her boy out of the Bonnie Blue gangbang, we learn about a new service called T...

The Farts Heard Round the World | Friday January 31, 2025

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we ask the question: Is an OnlyFans subscription cheating? Plus we have farting whales, dangerous places to vaction, careers that make you hot, ...

What to Do When You're Oozing | Thursday January 30, 2025

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a m...

Bambi and The Macaques | Wednesday January 29, 2025

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques ...

The Irony Of Spraying Your Junk With Off | Tuesday January 28, 2025

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start out today with just Dan and Trey diving into the glass ceiling for women in ski jumping.  Then we learn about a drug kingpin who got brought...

Make Pegging Great Again | Monday January 27, 2025

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can you spot the trend?  We've got a big show today.  We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the wor...

Beggin' for A Peggin' | Friday January 24, 2025

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about a doctor that does his own vasectomy (he's brave), Netflix raising their prices - AGAIN, more advice for waffle stomping, and BIRT...

Waffle Stompers | Thursday January 23, 2025

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We got Trump, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kid Rock! (But no strippers!) We got snow in FLORIDA!! We got couples pooping and farting around each other, AND......

Is It Cheating If It's a Doctor? | January 22, 2025

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today's show talking about the cartel the rats have established out of the Houston PD evidence room, then learn about the largest snake ev...

Landwoman | Tuesday January 21, 2025

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today's show discussing the Texas woman who got 2.8 million because she got burned by really hot BBQ sauce, then we discuss the inaguratio...

Nut and Go | Monday January 20, 2025

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off pondering what will happen with TikTok (we recorded before we knew) then we get into women making more money than men and the dynamics of...

How to Screw Your Dragon | Friday January 17, 2025

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Want to know what Castlecore is? We'll tell you in this episode! Plus, we talk about a woman's nut allergy (*giggle*), Jerry's OK with hairy women, an...

The City of Brotherly C*nts | Thursday January 16, 2025

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An Eagles fan gives us more proof that Philly sucks, our Top 5 Worst Moments in Philadelphia history, a gangster baseball team, and how to fix pothole...

From Tinkerbell to Tweakerbell | Wednesday 01.15.25

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show with an influencer that had 6 ribs removed so her waistline would be slimmer, then the depressing topic of dating, a bus driver ...

Florida Man Will F#@k Anything | Tuesday 01.12.25

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with the great news that Mike McCarthy isn't coming back to the Cowboys....but they still have Dak.  Then we discuss the amazing fire pi...

Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie | Monday 01.13.25

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Monday everyone.  We start off today talking about a serial buttslapper terrorizing a community, then we discuss the horrible California fires ...

Mouth Farts | Friday January 10, 2025

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode: the history of Smarties candies, Flu Bombs, a nugget of knowledge from a fart expert, and Jerry Jones makes us feel things.LINKS:What...

"Anything for You, Daddy" | Thursday January 9, 2025

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Aaaah... New Year, new stupid. Today the guys talk about two DUIs gone wrong and tips for Dry January. Plus: WE WON!! Murder hornets have been eradica...

In The Ass Bob | Wednesday 01.08.25

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have a plethora of information today.  Did you know murder hornets have been wiped out in the US?  Have you heard of the Quademic?  Do you know ...

Get Off The Pot! | Tuesday 01.07.25

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about flu season and all the joy it brings, Walmart's Let it Snow sweaters, Golden Globes (yes, it's a day late, what did you exp...

Moist January | Monday 01.06.25

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year everybody.  We're back and we're talking about Trey's sexy NYE, Dry January, the history of graham crackers, does pooping make you sma...

Fantastical Friday Best Of | Friday January 3, 2025

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we have a smorgasbord of stupid: Rabid beavers, Girl Scout mafia, and peacock for dinner! Plus, Dan's Haunted AirBnB, murder house, swan attack,...

The Poop Chute | Best Of The Treehouse January 2, 2025

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's compilation consists of the Poop Chute, Swimming with Turds, ESPN the Ocho, WAPA Tries to Kill a Man, Naked Karate, and Trey Celebrates 8 Year...

Most Excellent New Year's Best Of | Wednesday January 1, 2025

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Handpicked stupid from the archives: The Hawk Tuah Girl meets Shaq, ex-girlfriend on the doorbell cam, a meth-fueled attack squirrel, Mount Everest is...

Top-Notch Tuesday Best Of | Tuesday December 31, 2024

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More classic stupid: The Legend of Hawk Tuah Girl, Adoptedland, stripper monoliths, and Conway Fitty or Twitty Cent?The Treehouse is a daily DFW based...

Stupendous Best Of for Your Friday | Friday December 27, 2024

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: The UVI Batwoman and Dan's night flight problem, the mom swap, Olympic cardboard anti-sex beds, Slipp...

Salmon Sperm Injections | Best of The Treehouse 12.26.24

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show, we'll talk about AARP sex furniture, doorbell camera choosing vilence, spring break whores, salmon sperm injections, and alien a...

Twist to The Left or Right? | Monday 12.23.24

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Did you know that major retail stores sell sex toys....for now.  Then we tell you one of the great untold stories of the holidays, The Heist of St. N...

A Very Krunk Funeral | Friday December 20, 2024

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse: Our gameshow Wrong Answers Only, the pros and cons of funeral home liquor licenses, bad parenting on full display, Florida fis...

Controversy for Christmas | Thursday December 19, 2024

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we have a Christmas controversy thanks to Raj, OnlyFans model Lily Phillips has regrets, Pennsylvania senator gets laughed at o...

Trust Me, I'm a Professional | Wednesday 12.18.24

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off revisiting the devout porn star Sophie Rain, we learn about Pope Francis opening holy doors, a professional drinker (really an amateur), ...

Demon To The Main Stage | Tuesday 12.17.24

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jam packed show today.  What are those drones flying around?  Dan and Trey review Red One, your air fryer is spying on you, an Oregon stripper stabb...

Don't F#@K On The Bus | Monday 12.16.24

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show with kids getting hit by cars, which Raj thinks is amusing (nothing life threatening), then we discuss a new California law rega...

Slack-Jawed Earthlings | Friday December 13, 2024

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The world is a crazy place! We discuss how quantum computing works, Hawk Tuah Girl fail, Taylor Swift win, and goggly eyes everywhere! Plus we discove...

Is Jesus on OnlyFans? | Thursday December 12, 2024

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse Dan tells us about the worst moviegoer he's ever encountered. We also talk about OnlyFans and religion, Jude Law delivers some ...

Alex Jones Must Pay | Wednesday 12.11.24

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off by discussing holiday anxiety, then we watch a classic of a runner eating her own words and asphault, how to tell if you've been abducted...

Day Shift for Men | Tuesday 12.10.24

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off by discussing the tragic shooting of Officer Jacob Candanoza and the foundation issuing a check to his widow.  Then, we get back to the ...

The Truth Behind Turtles and Straws | Monday 12.09.24

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off exposing the big secret...why turtles really have straws in their noses.  Then we talk about people hacking your texts, 1st dates and fa...

The Holiday Shocker!! | Friday December 6, 2024

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this guest filled episode of the Treehouse: we talk with Steve Noviello about his Holiday Gift Guide and pitch a few items of our own, Ahmed Bharoo...

Officer Cooper Dawson | Thursday December 5, 2024

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we talk about the death of Greenville Police Officer Cooper Dawson and the foundation, why you may hate the sound of chewing, t...

Gettin Krampus | Wednesday 12.04.24

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're still not sure where Raj is, and we're thinking about turning it into a game.  We start off today talking about human washing machines and the ...

Cooch Grass | Tuesday 12.03.24

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're not sure where Raj is, so Jerry is joining us today.  We start off talking about meth onesies, then black Friday, electric planes that don't go...

Cocks and Blow | Monday 12.02.24

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about a bar in Milwaukee that specializes in cocks and blow.  Next, Raj isn't with us today because he's being a good hum...

Really, Really Good BEST OF for Black Friday | Friday November 29, 2024

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: Handsy Uber Driver, Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas, The Eclipse with Mariel Ruiz and Conspiracies with Al...

Really Good Best Of for Thanksgiving | Thursday November 28, 2024

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: We are the Treehouse, the OnlyFans Carpool Mom, Trey's AARP Card, Pregnant Sting Ray, The Cowboys Dan...

Ghost In The CERN Machine | Wednesday 11.27.24

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For once, Cowboy's fans have had enough and aren't going to the Thanksgiving game, you'll be shocked at the ticket prices.  Some parents are mad at N...

For Guys Who Like Handjobs | Tuesday 11.26.24

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off learning about something they're adding to knock off perfumes, then a bar that's having a nude Thanksgiving, Jaguar's new ad campaign and...

A Very Kashmir Christmas | Monday 11.25.24

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off this holiday week with crotch cocaine, then learn about a new form of sexual harrassment, find out if we're Premature Decorators, learn a...

Off the Rails!! | Friday November 22, 2024

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse: Netflix in trouble for 'legendary failure', we talk about a video we shouldn't talk about, our new therapist, Raj still hasn't...