The Treehouse Show Podcast

Moist January | Monday 01.06.25

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year everybody.  We're back and we're talking about Trey's sexy NYE, Dry January, the history of graham crackers, does pooping make you sma...

Fantastical Friday Best Of | Friday January 3, 2025

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we have a smorgasbord of stupid: Rabid beavers, Girl Scout mafia, and peacock for dinner! Plus, Dan's Haunted AirBnB, murder house, swan attack,...

The Poop Chute | Best Of The Treehouse January 2, 2025

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's compilation consists of the Poop Chute, Swimming with Turds, ESPN the Ocho, WAPA Tries to Kill a Man, Naked Karate, and Trey Celebrates 8 Year...

Most Excellent New Year's Best Of | Wednesday January 1, 2025

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Handpicked stupid from the archives: The Hawk Tuah Girl meets Shaq, ex-girlfriend on the doorbell cam, a meth-fueled attack squirrel, Mount Everest is...

Top-Notch Tuesday Best Of | Tuesday December 31, 2024

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More classic stupid: The Legend of Hawk Tuah Girl, Adoptedland, stripper monoliths, and Conway Fitty or Twitty Cent?The Treehouse is a daily DFW based...

Stupendous Best Of for Your Friday | Friday December 27, 2024

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: The UVI Batwoman and Dan's night flight problem, the mom swap, Olympic cardboard anti-sex beds, Slipp...

Salmon Sperm Injections | Best of The Treehouse 12.26.24

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show, we'll talk about AARP sex furniture, doorbell camera choosing vilence, spring break whores, salmon sperm injections, and alien a...

Twist to The Left or Right? | Monday 12.23.24

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Did you know that major retail stores sell sex toys....for now.  Then we tell you one of the great untold stories of the holidays, The Heist of St. N...

A Very Krunk Funeral | Friday December 20, 2024

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse: Our gameshow Wrong Answers Only, the pros and cons of funeral home liquor licenses, bad parenting on full display, Florida fis...

Controversy for Christmas | Thursday December 19, 2024

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we have a Christmas controversy thanks to Raj, OnlyFans model Lily Phillips has regrets, Pennsylvania senator gets laughed at o...

Trust Me, I'm a Professional | Wednesday 12.18.24

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off revisiting the devout porn star Sophie Rain, we learn about Pope Francis opening holy doors, a professional drinker (really an amateur), ...

Demon To The Main Stage | Tuesday 12.17.24

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jam packed show today.  What are those drones flying around?  Dan and Trey review Red One, your air fryer is spying on you, an Oregon stripper stabb...

Don't F#@K On The Bus | Monday 12.16.24

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show with kids getting hit by cars, which Raj thinks is amusing (nothing life threatening), then we discuss a new California law rega...

Slack-Jawed Earthlings | Friday December 13, 2024

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The world is a crazy place! We discuss how quantum computing works, Hawk Tuah Girl fail, Taylor Swift win, and goggly eyes everywhere! Plus we discove...

Is Jesus on OnlyFans? | Thursday December 12, 2024

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse Dan tells us about the worst moviegoer he's ever encountered. We also talk about OnlyFans and religion, Jude Law delivers some ...

Alex Jones Must Pay | Wednesday 12.11.24

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off by discussing holiday anxiety, then we watch a classic of a runner eating her own words and asphault, how to tell if you've been abducted...

Day Shift for Men | Tuesday 12.10.24

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off by discussing the tragic shooting of Officer Jacob Candanoza and the foundation issuing a check to his widow.  Then, we get back to the ...

The Truth Behind Turtles and Straws | Monday 12.09.24

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off exposing the big secret...why turtles really have straws in their noses.  Then we talk about people hacking your texts, 1st dates and fa...

The Holiday Shocker!! | Friday December 6, 2024

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this guest filled episode of the Treehouse: we talk with Steve Noviello about his Holiday Gift Guide and pitch a few items of our own, Ahmed Bharoo...

Officer Cooper Dawson | Thursday December 5, 2024

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we talk about the death of Greenville Police Officer Cooper Dawson and the foundation, why you may hate the sound of chewing, t...

Gettin Krampus | Wednesday 12.04.24

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're still not sure where Raj is, and we're thinking about turning it into a game.  We start off today talking about human washing machines and the ...

Cooch Grass | Tuesday 12.03.24

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're not sure where Raj is, so Jerry is joining us today.  We start off talking about meth onesies, then black Friday, electric planes that don't go...

Cocks and Blow | Monday 12.02.24

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today learning about a bar in Milwaukee that specializes in cocks and blow.  Next, Raj isn't with us today because he's being a good hum...

Really, Really Good BEST OF for Black Friday | Friday November 29, 2024

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: Handsy Uber Driver, Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas, The Eclipse with Mariel Ruiz and Conspiracies with Al...

Really Good Best Of for Thanksgiving | Thursday November 28, 2024

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: We are the Treehouse, the OnlyFans Carpool Mom, Trey's AARP Card, Pregnant Sting Ray, The Cowboys Dan...

Ghost In The CERN Machine | Wednesday 11.27.24

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For once, Cowboy's fans have had enough and aren't going to the Thanksgiving game, you'll be shocked at the ticket prices.  Some parents are mad at N...

For Guys Who Like Handjobs | Tuesday 11.26.24

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off learning about something they're adding to knock off perfumes, then a bar that's having a nude Thanksgiving, Jaguar's new ad campaign and...

A Very Kashmir Christmas | Monday 11.25.24

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off this holiday week with crotch cocaine, then learn about a new form of sexual harrassment, find out if we're Premature Decorators, learn a...

Off the Rails!! | Friday November 22, 2024

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Treehouse: Netflix in trouble for 'legendary failure', we talk about a video we shouldn't talk about, our new therapist, Raj still hasn't...

Hamsters on a Plane | Thursday November 21, 2024

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Dan is convinced Tyson Paul fight was rigged. Medical TikTok is back with terrible advice. What does a real T-Rex sound like? And is ...

Crazy Fart Matrix | Wednesday 11.20.24

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today with the new gummy popsicles that look very phalic, the world's worst tequila heist, a guy smuggling bugs, Raj's holiday cards wher...

De Treehouse! De Treehouse! | Tuesday 11.19.24

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking a little about the Paul vs Tyson debacle, then talk about a South Carolina teacher who felt harassed by a hug, how many push ups ...

Billy The Kidd | Monday 11.18.24

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Raj is away today so we're joined by our old friend, Billy The Kidd @billyontheradio.  We catch up with him and talk a little radio, then talk about ...

Wait, Who's Into Butt Stuff? | Friday November 15, 2024

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we talk about Spirit Airlines' rather aggressive business plan, Australians, how to act when your spouse goes missing, Trey's 4C Movem...

Dan Puts His Foot Down | Thursday November 14, 2024

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about sausages, we rank the top Trump appointees, cybertrucks still suck, the sexiest man of the year, and a VERY colorful fellow. Plus:...

Red Was Here | Wednesday 11.13.24

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking more about the North Korean soldiers in Russia and their willingness to die.  Would you want to go back?  Then we learn about d...

Are You A Never Pooper? | Tuesday 11.12.13

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off by talking more about the escaped monkeys in South Carolina and an interesting Versus arises: Outbreak vs Planet of the Apes.  Dan then ...

That's Not A Water Pik Dan | Monday 11.11.24

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Veteran's Day!  Thank you to all who have served.  On today's episode, we learn that Lamar Odom is getting back together with a smarter versio...

Infinite Monkey Theorem | Friday November 8, 2024

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we talk about the '90s, frosted tips, monkeys making MacBeth, what a group of North Korean troops do in their off time, and when the a...

Churn the Vote! | Thursday November 7, 2024

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What forgotten voters turned the tide in the Presidential election? Can we switch to the Metric System? Do you know the three levels of drug operation...

It Was That Clown! | Wednesday 11.06.24

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the day after the election, so we talk about it and Election Stress Disorder.  Then, Dan pulls out with John Lithgow, we learn how to be a winne...

Fool Me Once.... | Tuesday 11.05.24

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Election Day so we start off talking about Raj's stolen phone, then we learn about a surfer at Bathtub Beach in (you guessed it) Florida who got ...

Tripping Crocs and Balls | Monday 11.04.24

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we start off with a woman who survived getting struck by lightening, then why schools want to ban Crocs, moms tripping on shrooms, Ay...

Cinnamon Toast WHAT?!?! | Friday November 1, 2024

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show: Tarantino thinks Todd Philips IS the Joker, Russia takes a cue from Dr. Evil's playbook, birthdays, and there's a tornado in WHAT c...

Ginger Demon | Thursday October 31, 2024

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show: We talk with Rebekah Black about Shatner's face, ping pong balls, a creepy doll that just won't go away, and a whole bucket of red ...

Jerry's Celly | Wednesday 10.30.24

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with a Hot Pocket assault and discuss Trunk or Treat.  Next we ask the question, would you buy a murder house?  And then Jerry drops a ...

Who Doesn't Love Fireworks | Tuesday 10.29.24

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off realizing we're getting old, Dan however is getting cottage cheese old.   Next we talk about a survey of people's biggest fears and the...

What On A Plane? | Monday 10.28.24

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Raj is somewhere in the Nevada desert, so it's just Dan and Trey today.  They start off talking about a party Trey worked, then discuss the newest re...

Tan, Hairless, and Full of Cream | Friday October 25, 2024

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show: Return to sender, no boogers were eaten, when your civic duty gets in the way, and Fishy Friday!! Plus, you'll never think of Twink...

Those Poor Nerf Balls | Thursday 10.24.24

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off in the oddest of places, Aaron Rodgers is a booger eater.  Which leads us to a gross discussion.  Then, because we weren't sure already...

Peaches Sticky Fingers | Wednesday 10.23.24

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dan forgot Raj's birthday again.  We begin by introducing you to Peaches Sticky Fingers, then we find out what elf names we would have and tell you ...

Leprechaun Dookie V | Tuesday 10.22.24

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Since Dan forgets, Happy Birthday Raj!We start off talking about the Krapp Strap and then we discuss the rerelease of Green Day's Dookie on very weird...

You Are The Beer, I Am The Cooler | Monday 10.21.24

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today talking about all the changes in technology that GenX has seen and the scarring done when having to teach our parents how to use em...

I Think Therefore I Drink | Friday October 18, 2024

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show: Florida has had enough of hurricanes, big ass snake fossil, robo-fingers where the Sun don't shine, smart people drink more, a uniq...

Jeff Crilley's Dong & Jerry Jones' Mouth | Thursday October 17, 2024

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Klandles, really cool space news, and Elon Musk is an 'I Robot' fan?Links:Jerry Jones takes heat for getting defensive on his weekly radio show | wfaa...

RIP Robert Adolph Beam | Wednesday 10.16.24

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off by finding out how many kids is too many for Trey where Megan Fox is concerned, then we find out that women need more sleep than men.  W...

Costumes for a Halloween Lemon Party | Tuesday 10.15.24

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off by getting a little more history on the captain who was rescued floating on his cooler, we then talk about idiots shooting at FEMA and Ra...

BJ and The What? | Monday 10.14.24

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about Hurricain Milton and the stories that have come out of it, like the guy who strapped his house down.  Then we see a very i...

Who Creamed This Coconut | Friday October 11, 2024

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will AI kill us all? What do you do about 100 raccoons? Who names criminals now? Would the guys record and rewatch their dreams? Find all those answer...

Do You Eat Ash? | Thursday October 10, 2024

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We tell the rest of the story of the widow who ate her husband's ashes, hurricane Milton needs a new name, and do you know what a 'Pumpkin Pounder' is...

I Won't Have What She's Having | Wednesday 10.09.24

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off today by talking about a wedding Trey officiated, then we talk about a bizarre story where a woman finds out her late husband was cheatin...

How Is Dan On TV? | Tuesday 10.08.24

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We get Raj back today, so we start off by seeing how our buddy is doing and find out how sick he was.  Then we have the illustrious Steve Noviello on...

Radiohead Sucks | Monday 10.07.24

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you love Radiohead, this episode is going to make you angry.  We also talk about the blue alert that woke up all of Texas (and how to turn the ale...

An Urn Full of Popcorn | Friday October 4, 2024

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Advice to change your life, no casseroles, everything old is new again, and birthdays!! (Dan got his wife's wrong)Links:The TikTok “Poop Rule"Sexy O...

Soft Serve Steve! | Thursday October 3, 2024

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Adultoween, Presidential beach day, Raj tells a secret about Carl's Corner, and HOW IS BUCCEE'S NOT #1?!Links:Buc-ee's ranks third in national conveni...

Dallas is Great for (Fetish) Dating | Wednesday 10.02.24

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The website Fetish Finder has released a survey of great cities for dating, and Dallas is near the top of the list.  So if you're single and not dati...

Batman Is For The Bathroom | Tuesday 10.01.24

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off talking about movies and Dan gives the best explination ever on the difference between Marvel and DC.  We then are amazed at how much Co...

Treehouse Roadshow | Monday 09.30.24

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We venture out to Shakertins in Arlington for a Treehouse Roadshow.  We discuss how exactly you put your dearly departed loved ones in space, what pe...

Who Wants to Go to Space? | Friday September 27, 2024

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Raj is back in treehouse! Can the boys make him feel better after such a hard week? Also, SHARK!!!Links:A private company will send your ashes to the ...

Mourning Beer | Thursday September 26, 2024

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Raj is back, but can Dan and Trey make him feel better? Is brunch a manly endeavor? And why is the Secret Service on the phone with tech support?Links...

8 1/2 Jones | Wednesday 09.25.24

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today we find out that Johnny 5 is indeed alive and in Lubbock working for the police.  We then ponder the life decisions one must make when your buc...

Demurely Decompressing | Tuesday 09.24.24

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start today's show off by talking about the word demure and why it's gained popularity on social media.  We love irony.  Then, the Titan sub has ...

Jerry Jones Can't Help Himself | Monday 09.23.24

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry Jones is in the news again, and this time he's really tripped over it and we're certainly here for the long and not so short of it.  We also di...

Is the Adam West Aspen Story True? | Friday September 20, 2024

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday! We celebrate Jerry's birthday by examining the sex life of the original Batman Adam West. Kalynne from Paws in the City tells us about re...

Do You Remember the Grape Lady? | Thursday September 19, 2024

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Throwback Thursday inside the Treehouse, and we take a look back at one of the first ever viral videos from 2006. Then, we take a brief look insi...

No Otter Show Does This | Wednesday 09.18.26

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off with a bang discussing the IG Nobel Prize Awards (the opposite of the regular ones), then we cover a monkey rescue and a new weapon for p...

No Goonies 2 For You | Tuesday 09.17.26

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start this episode with the heartbreaking news that Goonies 2 will not happen which leads us to ponder what 50 year old Goonies would look like.  ...

Counting Trees | Monday 09.16.24

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off this Monday talking about another wonderful way the city of Dallas has found to waste money....by counting trees.  Next we talk about Ju...

Low Hanging Fruit & a ROADSHOW! | Friday September 13, 2024

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's FRIDAY the 13th! We welcome an old friend into the Treehouse and announce a ROADSHOW! Plus, a man was caught on camera pleasuring himself with a ...

Are Cats Eating Immigrants? | Thursday September 12, 2024

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Caught! The Tiger that escaped a Mexican Zoo has been caught. Plus, Trey and Raj are sick with COVID (maybe), so Dan tells them about Dr. Giggles.Link...

September 11th | Wednesday 09.11.24

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off the show remembering 9/11 and how it doesn't seem like it's been 23 years.  Then we jump back into the stupid with spinning coffins, som...

Your Body and You Treehouse Style | Tuesday 09.10.24

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Not gonna lie, today's show is an odd one.  We start off talking about a tiger that's escaped from a Mexican zoo and is roaming the Rio Grande and po...

Stupid Things White People Do | Monday 09.09.24

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today is pretty much an entire show dedicated to stupid things white people do.  We start off by talking about the astronauts stuck in space while th...

Are You Ready for Prison Ball? | Friday September 6, 2024

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday in the Treehouse! Amy Slaton from 1000 Pound Sisters was arrested for drug possession after being bitten by a camel at safari park. The Ha...

The Redneck Catapult | Thursday September 5, 2024

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What would you do on a diarrhea flight? Since rush hour lasts all day now, there is another get to work option to consider. Plus, Trey will quit your ...

Do They Still Make Herberts and Walters? | Wednesday 09.04.24

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start out by finding out that Dan is turning into a PSL girl early this year.  Then we debate if it's ok to scare kids with your Halloween decorat...

Our Fair Kicks Your Fair's Ass | Tuesday September 3, 2024

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off by taking a look at the Korean Baseball Cheerleaders. Then, we learn what's important at the Washington State Fair which brings us to the...

First, We Honor. Then, We Laugh. | Monday September 2, 2024

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First, we honor Dallas Police Officer Darron Burks. Then, we get stupid. We laugh about the harrowing escape of Kembali the orangutan from the Toronto...

Dolphin Attack 911 | Friday! August 30, 2024

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Suzu the horny sex pest dolphin has been wreaking havoc on Japanese beaches, and one of his victims called for help. A man got left on a mountain. Bea...

The Stupidest City in North Texas | Thursday 8-29-24

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The City of Dallas is showing how badly it needs a new city manager. Copper thieves are targeting power lines. A college town offers to help police c...

Suzu The Horny Dolphin | Wednesday 08.28.24

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show has an ocean theme to it.  We start with the story of Suzu, the sex pest dolphin and end talking about MegaYachts and Diddy.  And it's ...

Roman Waffles? | Tuesday 08.27.24

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We begin today with Dan telling us the origin story of the waffle.  He also tells us about his reaction to smoking a doobie.  We also ponder what Th...

Toilet Wine or Ditch Gin? | Monday August 26, 2024

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Your Monday just got better. Today we're laughing about bidets, international bathroom attendants, a mayor arrested for giving inmates alcohol, and fo...

How NOT to Buy Drugs | Friday August 23, 2024

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have cocaine sharks, a naked man with a chihuahua, dangerous couples therapy, and Dan is on the drugs. Sounds like Friday in the Treehouse!Links:Th...

The Girl Scout Mafia | Thursday August 22, 2024

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Has the Ukrainian Army been watching MacGyver? Do you want to work with the Tesla robot? Have you ever said "no" to a girl scout and survived? All tha...

Is Butterscotch Tasty? | Wednesday 08.21.24

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start off discussing Dan's haunted Air BnB and Raj's haunted fraternity house and the preacher that lived next door. Then we talk about the new Sta...

Zombeavers, Peacocks, And The Caddyshack Gopher | Tuesday 08.20.24

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a big show today. Raj killed another beloved 80's personality, we learn about Zombeavers, what you call a group of Peacocks, and what the Caddysh...

Is Dan Haunted? | Monday August 19, 2024

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Treehouse is now FIVE DAYS A WEEK! Trey celebrates a special anniversary. Dan's AirBnB in Seattle might be haunted, and there's been an angry beav...

Naked Karate & an Exciting Announcement | It's Friday! #50

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We say goodbye to FWPD Sgt. Billy Randolph. We make an exciting Treehouse Announcement. We explore Donald Trump's hidden accomplishments, and who is S...

The Treehouse ROCKS...Always! | EPISODE 107

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WAPA is out for blood. ESPN has a bold strategy. Another legend has died. And is Dan in a relocation program? The Treehouse always rocks, but this epi...