Answering your HOTTEST questions for our 100th EPISODE

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What questions do Matt and Abby answer for their 100th episode?

Abby 0:00
Do you guys want a girl?
Matt 0:01
Abby kept bringing babies up to me the other day at a party we were at.
Abby 0:04
I wasn't bringing up a conversation. I was actually holding physical babies.
Matt 0:07
So I think it was clear from that that Abby already has baby fever. I asked ChatGPT, is there a benefit seeing your wife shower every day?
Abby 0:15
Why did you fill in the chat GPT? Everything.
Matt 0:18
I feel like my brain is getting smarter.
Abby 0:19
I feel like you're actually cheating on me with ChatGPT. Are you comfortable with your children one day watching you talk about intimate topics? we're gonna have that talk with them one day i'm not ashamed i want to have a good open dialogue with our children and i think that's like just safer in general there's a guy that repeatedly dms me every time my foot is you have gorgeous feet sexy feet welcome back to the unplanned podcast and happy new year this is episode 100 can we just give it up
Matt 0:50
Episode 100. We were going to have a cake today, but very on brand for us. We didn't plan it. Who was going to get us a cake? I was going to have a cake, and then we were going to play a game, and then whoever lost the game was going to get their head shoved into the cake for episode 100. Wow. That would have been fun. Yeah, it would have been fun. So maybe one day we'll do that.
Abby 1:09
Maybe. It would have had to be you because I washed my hair today, and I'm not doing that again.
Matt 1:15
Your hair looks really good, by the way. Thank you. I like it. You just got it all done up.
Abby 1:18
I got my hair done and everyone was like, I don't see a difference. Why did you waste your money? And I was like, I knew this was coming. It's just the internet for you. And it was always a man. It was a man?
Matt 1:31
A man was saying that?
Abby 1:32
They were like, I see no difference. And I'm like, of course you don't, sir.
Matt 1:37
Who are these men watching your videos?
Abby 1:38
There's a guy that repeatedly DMs me every time my foot is... like block him that's so funny he's nice we need to invite him on the podcast no we need to get his life story i wonder if he likes my feet pictures because everyone keeps asking why my feet pop up on my instagram i really don't get that many creepy messages but he's like you're so beautiful and sexy he's been doing it since like 2020 are you serious every time your feet foot pulls up what does he say other than that is there like a gorgeous feet sexy feet
Matt 2:10
Like, I think your feet are cute. I just don't understand how a man could think a woman's foot is sexy. That just doesn't really make sense to me.
Abby 2:15
No, my friends are all like, you need to block it. And I'm like, for what reason?
Matt 2:19
It's a foot, you know? It's a freaking foot. Apparently people make a lot of money on OnlyFans doing that. They'll just post feet pictures every day.
Abby 2:25
See, I feel like that's a myth. Like, I feel like not anyone can just post their foot.
Matt 2:29
No, I think it's actually real. I'm pretty sure it's real. And I'm pretty sure there's like a website.
Abby 2:33
Okay, here's my thing about people with foot fetishes, which I shouldn't be talking about on this podcast. But like, how... Why would you pay for that? Like people are freely putting their feet out. I wear sandals all the time.
Matt 2:44
Maybe they just want premium foot content, which they're going to get on my story. Honestly, I probably get a lot of people with foot fetishes on my story because my feet make an appearance like every week.
Abby 2:53
Don't flatter yourself.
Matt 2:54
Every week, you know, but they're kind of weird looking, but I feel like that's what they're into, right? Like they're looking for some weird.
Abby 3:00
That's true. I feel like they want the unique stuff.
Matt 3:02
You think they're looking for just like a regular dude's foot? No, they want a weird foot.
Abby 3:05
I feel like I have very regular feet.
Matt 3:06
They want golem feet. That's what I got. I got hairy golem feet. My toes are hairy.
Abby 3:11
I don't think they want... Anyway, I got my hair done. And I tried to fix it today like they did in the salon. And Matt goes... You literally looked at him. I was like, what do you think, babe? You're like... well honey they do that they do hair for a living you can't don't worry and i'm like oh so you don't like no it's okay you can tell i mean i'm honest with you i know i'm honest abe over here okay and here's the thing i don't think i'm i actually don't think you know what the nice thing is about honesty is when i flatter you and you

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