The Unsolicited Podcast
Episodes
37: 37. An Unsolicited Thanksgiving
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A quick pop in to play some games, say Happy Thanksgiving and fight a little bit.
36: 36. The "Hey, I'm Walkin' Here!" Pilot
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Were we just slap happy or was this really as funny as we thought it was?!?!
35: 35. Am I The Asshole?
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy abandoned Jack and Kelly so it's a quick episode full of assholes. Or not? Don't complain about this. It's free.
34: 34. American Girl Dolls, Athletic Trainers & Taint Massages
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Do athletic trainers get the credit they deserve? Where should you visit in America and what backlash are the American Girl Dolls facing? Hot takes ga...
33: 33. Picasso, Pants Poopin' & The Cat's Buh-knees (with Luis Castillo)
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luis (@luis.d.castillo) joins us for this super ehspooky Halloween episode, sure to make you shit your pants!
32: 32. Centipede Handjobs, Used Wives & Halloween Horror Nights
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Unsolicited Three are in recovery mode after a late night of scares and mazes so if the energy is down, you know why. Don't forget to wish Tommy a...
31: 31. First Date Etiquette, Knicked Balls & The Mississippi Steamboat
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's here this week INCLUDING Kelly 2 (@nataliefatato). We talk horror movies, ASMR, Tommy's tight grey sweats and girls that conveniently don't...
30: 30. Red Flags, Joker, & the Tallahassee Puppy Piledriver.
11 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kelly is at home sick, so Jack and Tommy have to try and carry this episode on their own. As expected, it proves too much, so they bring in Kelly 2 to...
29: 29. Anxiety, Body Language and Puking on the Freeway
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy is wearing his softball uniform in this episode and it's making Kelly uncomfortable. That's all you need to know. Oh, and Jack makes up some rea...
28: 28. Zombies, Drunk Law & Prison Podcasts
26 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy and Jack start without Kelly this week to mourn the loss of Robert Hunter. Then things get exciting when the Unsolicited 3 come up with some ste...
27: 27. Embarrassing Moments, Stepmom Porn & Cancel Culture (with Brad Williams and JB Ball)
19 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Brad Williams (@funnybrad) and JB Ball (@ball4president) unexpectedly pop in to hang with The Unsolicited Crew this week. Quick visits, but they bring...
26: 26. Rebounds, Drive-By Flirtation & A Full Shaft (with Preacher Lawson)
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Preacher Lawson (@preacherlawson) joins the Unsolicited three to talk life after America's Got Talent, give Jack some dating advice and explain why he...
25: 25. Hangovers, Jersey Shore & Tattoos
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join the Unsolicited 3 as they GTL through this week's episode.
24: 24. Pegging, Hugs & The Magic Cum Touch
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Unsolicited crew is BACK IN THE SAME ROOM FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE JULY! This episode includes advice for getting back into the dating g...
23: 23. Cabo, Comedy Clubs & Colonics
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy joins Jack and Kelly from a very interesting location this week... Please rate, review, subscribe and share! You can follow us on social media @...
22: 22. Empty Compliments, Text Breakups & The Pull-Out Method
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back for another week of absolute shenanigans. You want financial advice? Or haven't quite figured out how to knock girls up? This is the podc...
21: 21. Mark Wahlberg, Tourist Traps & Foot Fetishes
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, it's Kelly who is the odd man out, coming in all the way from Chicago. We talk weddings, where not to visit in LA & help a listener figure ...
20: 20. Klonopin, Satan the Prankster & The Classic Misdirect with DJ Qualls
18 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
DJ Qualls (@theonlydjqualls) joins the Unsolicited 3 to talk Hollywood, the "reality" of reality TV, the most ridiculous rumors he's heard about himse...
19: 19. Anal Sex, The “Haha” Safety Blanket & Tommy’s Taylor Ham Tits
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's our first bi-coastal podcast! If you have complaints about the sound, please email [email protected] and don't forget to wish Jack a happ...
18: 18. Catfishing Hitler, Hot Ones & Suck My Ass, England
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A special 4th of July episode, and by special, we mean barely mentioned at all. But suck our ass, England! (Except for our listeners from England, in ...
17: 17. Hemmorhoids, Sound Clown & Sigma Eye Pepsilon
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jack's got butt problems, Tommy was in a frat (?!?!?) and Kelly just wants to buy a coffee table with a fridge built in.
16: 16. Fortune Cookies, Dad Jokes & Factories
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Curtis is back to do his best Jim Jefferies impression by chewing into a microphone PLUS he and Tommy do a little musical number about factories. We a...
15: 15. Wok the Line, Wolfbagging & The Chula Cholo with Luis Castillo
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We podcasted from the future! Luis joins us to expand our horizons and not chug ranch dressing. Jack buys a Wok and becomes a real man.
14: 14. The Grateful Dead, Porn & A Royal Engagement
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Congratulations to our boss, Curtis Cook on his engagement. This week, Tommy and Jack spend a lot of quality time together at the Grateful Dead concer...
13: 13. Laundry Day, X-Ray Vision & The Bathtub Pooper
30 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jack sacrificed laundry day to come in and podcast so be sure to let him know how thankful you are. Tommy comes up with a new carnival side show and K...
12: 12. Swingers, Dreams & LaToya Jackson
23 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kelly and Tommy struggle through this episode, while Jack remains his chipper self. It's probably not good. Who knows? But at least we play the Urban ...
11: 11. Pepsi, Missed Connections & Bathroom Battleship
16 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Play along with our Urban Dictionary guessing game and commiserate with Jack about his first Pepsi experience. JJ Whitehead also drops in for a quick ...
10: 10. Samurais, Soul Mates & Sober May
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Seinfeld of Podcasts. Can you believe this is episode TEN?! Again, we talked about god knows what. Please remember to rate, review...
9: 9. Mad Libs, Elephants & Punching the Clown
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Clean Dick 99, Gorgeous Tom & Kelly discuss the sober May challenge, the uproar around Spoiler Alerts and listen to some drunk dials.
8: 8. Polyamory, Knitters & Deaf Leopards
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Curtis joins the Unsolicited Crew again, because he just can't get enough. Why are celebrities trashed for being drunk idiots in their 20's? Do open r...
7: 7. Edibles, Eels & GHB
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy, Jack & Kelly dive into what happened this weekend, discuss a surprise guest at work, plus answer your emails & voicemails. All while high.
6: 6. Mind Control, Plead the Fifth & The Power of Positive Thinking
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jack crushed it at the Ace Hotel, Curtis stars in a porno & Tommy defends his love of crystals. Special thanks to @forkinaussiepies for feeding us. Vi...
5: 5. Hentai, Mom-Punching & Manopause with Curtis Cook
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Curtis Cook (@curtiscookcomedy) joins the Unsolicited gang to tackle some tough Would You Rather's? and name himself the new co-host of the p...
4: 4. Drunk Tweets, Catfishing & Bullies with Forrest Shaw
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian @forrestshaw joins us this week to answer your questions, talk comedy and roast the shit out of Jack and Tommy.
3: 3. Drugs, Vegas & Kidney Stones
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Tommy, Jack & Kelly as they answer some more dating questions (seriously, why do you guys think we're experts?), industry questions and talk abou...
2: 2. Suge Knight, Crystals & College Admissions Scandals
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Tommy, Jack and Kelly tackle the art vs. the artist debate and get some healing with special crystals.
1: 1. Natural Healers, Modern Day Dating, & Pedophiles
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Tommy, Jack and Kelly for the first episode of Unsolicited. Jack became a born-again virgin, Tommy has some hot takes on Michael Jackson and Kell...