I howl like the wolf because I am your host of this fictional comedy horror SCI FI podcast, where, every Tuesday, I read two letters from my muck-raking fans to seek advice about all the times they royally destroyed any respect from their friends like the time they visited a nature reserve in Africa during a hurricane and let all the vampire alligators free before it started and it ended up a blood bath. Still, as your favourite Vigilante Cannibal Nun Agony Aunt, I love the letters, because there’s not much else to laugh at around here apart from my attempt to sew my face to my ass. So, let’s see what we have in this week’s bucket of shame. Episode 23: Waking up in Your Husband’s Wet Dream and Love on The Electric Chair.Our first letter today is from Laura in 1960s London who says that she keeps waking up in her husband’s wet dreams. The last time, he was dreaming about having sex with his secretary, so she sat and watched for a bit and then killed him. Now, she is trapped in the dream, and he won’t wake up. God knows how she managed to get this letter to me, but here it is, and by the looks of it, there is hope or a rope; one will work, trust me. And my next letter is from Stendal in Stendal, Germany circa 1745 who can’t get over the beauty of his premonition that one day the world will be inhabited by toasters. He is also a time traveller, and now that he has seen a toaster in the flesh, he is in love….but oh no…that is not the only thing….he swoons over anything that is run on electricity, especially the chair….which he is thinking of bringing back to his century to kill his wife, Florence, simply because he can’t plug her in. Go figure, but not Gold Finger. What should I do? REFERENCES CAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.ukGHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.comBALLYHALBERT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BallyhalbertREDDIT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RedditALICE SPRINGS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_SpringsDANTE’S INFERNO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(Dante)KENNY EVERETT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Everett

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