The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E109 - News Hawk

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the most useless headline ever, Luddi...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E108 - Happy Rocket

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about radio NFTs, pizza-oven armpits, pisse...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E107 - Unbunked

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the coming Hot Eric Summer, the Great...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E106 - Scarred but Dumber

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Ice Trae, mall aquariums, bumble yum ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E105 - A Bigger Chicken

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about social anxiety, WNBA shaming, shirt-talk, and much...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E104 - Sandman Deposits

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @ClarkHoward, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about weekend drinking, th...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E103 - Cicada Hillbilly

28 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about DADchelor, weird Friends, perfect ham...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E102 - Groinal Tragedy

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about social media appeasers, COVID theatre...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E101 - Royal Douchebaggery

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @MarkArum, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Eric's 57th, Big Bird bask...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E100 - The Titular Head

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the seasons' 100th episode, cultural ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E099 - Game Winner!

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Terrific Trae, Lefty Legend, porn lit...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E098 - Oodles of Emotions

21 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Cuomo's cuantroversy, oral transgress...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E097 - A Dull Class

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about post-COVID tipping, world bidets, Arnold's new sho...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E096 - Samuel Manchester

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the ever-expanding audience, geriatric millennials...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E095 - Trunalimunumaprzure!

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Jared's grammar, bird counters, sex apps, and much...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E094 - Snack Food Professionals

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Post-COVID America, the inflation vor...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E093 - Cat Dad

14 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Colonial question marks...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E092 - Ladybug Intolerant

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about laptop conspiracies, hair homies, buy...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E091 - Hoarders

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about ransomware gas, friendly mice, $800 bongs, and muc...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E090 - The Smile Bringer

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Biden's polling, nose shadows, the pe...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E089 - Bee Tongue

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about pandemic showering, hypnosis, 'Smilin...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E088 - Shirt Czar

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the quitting mayor, Mayweather's scam, rotten meat...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E087 - SugarDaddy17

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about ego casts, poop patrols, the 'Spermin...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E086 - Bazooka Joe Biden

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about expert alcoholics, hate puppets, pick...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E085 - VonCoin

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Star Wars hate, Biden's 'train' of th...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E084 - The God Follicle

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Fauci Ouchy, pit-sniffing, music ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E083 - The Kite Club

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the NFL Draft, indecisive burps, the chicken short...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E082 - The Animal Cracker Era

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the NFL Draft, space babies, 'fine honeys,' and mu...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E081 - Pan-Sexy

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about 'ex' sex, grooming, tripping nads, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E080 - Pants-Moon

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about storytelling, expensive bourbon, imps...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E079 - Space Trash

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Jared's engagement, the annoying Osca...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E078 - The Cancel Vortex

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Bard's birthday, th...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E077 - Celebrate!

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Earth Day villains, jumping worms, mussel safaris,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E076 - Nostradumbest

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about gummy busts, digital glue, purple phones, and much...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E075 - The Hygiene Era

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Lindell's slippers, funny money, the cake window, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E074 - IV Drip of Nonsense

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Jake Paul fiasco, walkup vaccines, politically...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E073 - Gummy Man vs. Wine Girl

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about love-struck influencers, the coming cicadas, Mind ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E072 - Ghost Singers

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the STD explosion, real mayhem, Jagger's boredom, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E071 - YamaDodo!

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about pornstar politics, stupid dolphins, reverse-age sh...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E070 - Prehistoric Hippies

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about navigating a minefield of rants, petite toasters, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E069 - Elk Von Haessler

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @JayBlack2, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Masters, gut wisdom, Instagram kid...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E068 - Date Cake

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @JayBlack2, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the latest Swift drop, parmesan drugs,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E067 - Currency of Cool

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about bitch days, the pollen count, Hackber...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E066 - None-Hundred Percent

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about mumbling Biden, Greg's stalker, Zoom zombies, and ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E065 - Grandmas and Toads

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Denver demographics, the ketchup shor...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E064 - Apocalypse of the Sun

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the All Star removal, buzzer beaters,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E063 - Pedantic & Didactic

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @JayBlack2, @Bigmanmike, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the 2nd base rule, the Cr...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E062 - Drunk Trump

01 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Chris Camp, @JayBlack2, @ShellyWynter, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Opening Da...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E061 - Cosmic Wings

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @MarkArum, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about studio filth, Jared's nose, Oldie Grand...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E060 - Devil Twerking

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @ChrisCamp, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about thirsty Republicans, nuclear tweets, t...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E059 - The Jab Wagon

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @BillCrane, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about jobs vs. careers, the 'Lo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E058 - Temporary Death

26 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Prime minister Biden, the Phil Lexi-Collins, Utah ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E057 - The Cultural Flamethrower

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Equal Pay Day, moments of awkward silence, tauntin...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E056 - Flying Fauci

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about diversity divergence, some experts, S...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E055 - Outrage Sherpas

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about beach riots, the future, Sloppy Joe-n...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E054 - Weird Coffee

19 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about gull girls, hillbilly porn, Ass-trology, and much ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E053 - The UnCancellable

18 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about CGI Joe, unsinkable heros, Billie's h...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E052 - Tabby's Star

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Biden's first newser, paper lions, green bread, an...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E051 - Cocaine Bear

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Techno King, the Bruno Mars scam,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E050 - Maitre d' Presidency

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Eric's bad mood, 'nanner sandwiches, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E049 - Licky the Sticky

12 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about emerging from COVID, socially distant...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E048 - Government Saints

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Markle's complaint, Gronk's tokens, Boris' cheese,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E047 - Lust Baby

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WessMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the rescue boondoggle, cancelled car...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E046 - Vaccine Orgy

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @JayBlack2, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about getting over IT, stink bugs, colon rot...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E045 - Idi-Odyssey

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WessMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Mon-Yay!, All Star super-spreaders, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E044 - Sleepwalking Through History

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Kempian Kemp-ness, Liam's greetings, Baker's UFO, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E043 - Legumes & Drupes

04 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Neanderthals, state nuts, the Metaverse, and much ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E042 - World Wildlife

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about angry gaming, Shaq's tag-team, brewery bouncing, a...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E041 - Burner Privilege

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Dr. Seuss cancellation, Trump hearing a "who,"...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E040 - March 'Best Of'

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they cover the 'best of' the Von Haessler Doctrine. “Brought to ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/039 - Jackie Weaver

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Mrs. Potato Head's shopping trailer,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E038 - Surplus of Idiots

25 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about connector caps, the invisible Flu, se...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E037 - Stupid Wisdom

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about honorable nuts, Shots vs. Jabs, leach...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E036 - Atlanta Glitterati

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Gag Economy, symbolic peacocks, d...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E035 -Princess Jared

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the woke folk, eyelash mites, stretch...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E034 - Internet Sleuth

19 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss365, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about helicopters on Mars, Dolly's statue, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E033 - Colossal Douche

18 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss365, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about COVID sewage, vegan Kit Kats, farting...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E032 - Lockdown Locks

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss365, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about random acts of kindness, woke Shakesp...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E031 - Strangest Show Ever!

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss365, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about Big Aluminum, pandemic Mardi Gras, OG...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E030 - Lobby of Death

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss365, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about President's Day, the Great Frost, cat...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E029 - Sleepy Dolphins

12 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss365, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about Swift drips, mask cinching, Bruce blo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E028 - Tucker Maddow

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss365, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about drunk Brady, the Snyder Cut, COVID cr...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E027 - Oyster Fest?

10 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @markarum, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about snarky news, Juicy Joe, Dark Arum, and ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E026 - Robot Boy

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss356, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about The Von Haessler Manifesto, drunken b...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E025 - The Middle

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss356, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about Old Man Brady, The Pence Pod, gesticu...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E024 - Kraken Cash

05 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Super Bowl cannons, Amazon spying, we...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E023 - Gobbledygook!

04 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmoss356, @timstagramhere, @autopritts @jaredyamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about vaccine vultures, Greta's tweets, sel...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E022 - Bottlenose Nick

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmossmoneymatters, @timstagramhere, @Autopritts @JaredYamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about Republicans vs. Trump, Lebro...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E021 - Eric's Bored

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmossmoneymatters, @timstagramhere, @JaredYamamoto, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about courtside 'D' bags, Tom Brady's diet, Co...

S8/E020 - Piggly Wiggly Short Squeeze

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmossmoneymatters, @timstagramhere, and @englishnick67, as they chat about Zoom dildos, QAnon apologies, the boring Pro Bowl, and much m...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E019 - “Aggressive Retreat”

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @wesmossmoneymatters, @timstagramhere, @englishnick67, and Greg as they chat about Marjorie Taylor-Greene, the Robin Hood app, fear of roll...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E018 - Mask your Ass

28 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about GameStop traders, cicadas, autotuned h...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E017 - Circle Back

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about executive orders, anxiety, unprovoked ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E016 - Hurry Sickness

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the death zone, the cabbage diet, Big ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E015 - Dried Fruit & Apple Privilege

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Old Man Brady, tuck queens, Meatless M...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E014 - R.I.P. Hammerin' Hank

22 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about inaugural memes, arrogant bureaucrats,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E013 - Cocaine Hippos

21 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the inauguration, more violence in Por...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E012 - Semblance

20 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the virtual presidency, sex and drugs,...

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