The Von Haessler Doctrine
Episodes
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E063 - D-Bag Alert
02 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Sine Die, Gmail's 15th, toaster ovens, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E062 - The Great American Sex Drought
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's hatred of April Fool's Day, Jagger's health, face yoga, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E061 - Mr. Stinky
29 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, George Stein, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's Michigan rally, hipster Atlanta, farewell tours, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E060 - Opening Day... Sorta
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Powerball, the world's tallest politician, unfairness, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E059 - The Dental Triumvirate
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Jussie Smollett, the return of Gale the show dog, LSD coffee, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E058 - Robot Justice
26 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Tim's Twitter feud, peanut allergies, nappuccinos, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E057 - Panning for Truth
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Peter Moylan, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Muellar Report, Opening Day, space porn, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E056 - Lepre-Corn
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Spring Break, the madness of March, Autumn's leaky face, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E055 - Robe
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Bracketology, 70's commercials, the Conway dust up, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E054 - Not Wishy, Nor Washy
20 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about internet trends, MARTA madness, hippie soap, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E053 - The Snap of Ignorance
19 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about ampersand reform, food that'll kill ya, space herpes, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E052- Hair Mustard
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about office brackets, fresh mail, Eric's dreams, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E051 - "97 Years Young"
15 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, George Stein, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about ramblin' Tech, the Ides Of March, green vomit, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E050 - Spank the Spazz
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about O' Rourke gesticulation, APD marijuana, high school sexting, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E049 - Run Joe(y) Run
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about college admissions, sugar babies, witchcraft, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Contr...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E048 - Tour Tuesday
12 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about time, SXSW, virginity, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E047 - The Google Snoop
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Daylight Saving, Trump's budget, peeping Toms, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Cont...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E046 - Leaving MJ-Land
08 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Atlanta City Council Member JP Matzigkeit, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about springing forward, the Resolution of Hate, International...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E045 - Crossover Day
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Bill Crane, Dr. Joe, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Dave Huddleston, the voter suppression narrative, cancelled celebrities, and m...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E044 - Kreepy Koozie
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the youngest billionaire, R. Kelly, dueling groundhogs, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosq...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E043 - Roadie
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Chief Resilience Officers, eScooter music, net neutrality, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister M...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E042 - HashFlagMeToo
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's 2-hour speech, prostitutes and weed, reversible lanes, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mist...
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E041 - Mayor of the World
01 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, the Doctrinaires, and a live studio audience as they chat from the WSB Live Lounge about White House security, Millennial home ownership, g...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E040 - Twerking Cows
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the truncated summit, sociopathic yawning, the '4 day Rule,' and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Miste...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E039 - Jack Ball
27 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump in Vietnam, Cohen's testimony, Uncle Herschels' favorite, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mis...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E038 - The Wild West
26 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump in Vietnam, the 'Fun Fun Spa,' moonshine, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Con...
THE VON HAESSLER DOCTRINE S6/E036 - Selling The Elephant
22 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the most sinful states, the greed narrative, panic attacks, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E035 - Open The Empty Oven
21 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Jussie's story, the AOC billboard, pouncing, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Contro...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E034 - Moon Woke
19 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about election holidays, Bernie's announcement, stinkbugs, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquit...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E033 - Boondoggle
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the lesser presidents, Warren in Gwinnett, bubble policy, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E032 - More Mailbag Please
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about sativa scientists, Oscar outrage, Libertarian philosophy, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E031 - Hair Valet
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Valentine's Day, SJW Disney, underground trolleys, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E030 - Palentine's Day?
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the border wall deal, rabid foxes, green light mornings, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mos...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E029 - The Donut God
12 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about dueling border rallies, foldable phones, rural porn, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquit...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E028 - "10-4 Big Red"
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Grammy's, bad governance, Mr. Pibb, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E027 - Solutionizing the Future
08 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Green New Deal, Bezos and Pecker, hygienic hippies, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosq...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E026 - Foyer of 'Just Okay'
07 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Giganto Bank, Luddites, Pow Wow Chow, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E025 - Swingin' for the Knees
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the SOTU, exploding vape pens, duck boats, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E024 - Trombones and Buckets
05 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Year of the Pig, celery juice, dead baby shark bongs, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E023 - National Struggle Bus Day
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Jay Black, Michelle Wright, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Super Bowl, dueling groundhogs, the Queen's Brexit, and much more! ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/022 - Cola Wars
01 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Kevin Butler, The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore, Comedian Costaki Economopoulos, and the Doctrinaires as they have fun chatting from Super ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E021 - Credential-Gate
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Dave Baker, and the Doctrinaires as they kind of chat from Super Bowl LIII's Media Center about Eric's absent mindedness, the Polar Vortex,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E020 - ATLantRRR
30 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Michelle Wright, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's SOTU boycott, media mixers, FaceTime, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mist...
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E019 - Little Guy With Big Microphone
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Clark Howard, B98.5's Tad Lemire, Comedian Costaki Economopoulos, and the Doctrinaires as they chat from Super Bowl LIII's Media Center abo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E018 - Epiphanol
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric being right yet again, non-essential employees, Brokaw's gaffe, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E017 - Problematic
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the government on ice, the Doomsday Clock, tattoos, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E016 - The Search for Happiness
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the cancellation of SOTU, Giuliani's drinking, reusable tissues, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mi...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E015 - Porn Tax
23 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about A.O.C. stupidity, the Oscar nominations, male cheerleaders, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E014 - Hashtag: Maybe I'm Wrong
22 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about social justice goons, smirking, experts, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E013 - Blue Monday
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Super Bowl teams, the Super Blood Wolf Moon, banning e-cigarette use, and much more! "Sponsored by M...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E012 - Outrage Time Machine
18 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the the cartoon government, porn-conomy, Candytopia, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquit...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E011 - "Let's Get It!"
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Bottoms backlash, the state of The State of the Union, Grindr news, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr....
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E010 - No Thanks!
16 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Brexit order, rolling bones, JanuHairy, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E009 - Many Many Fries
15 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about honesty, sea salt, critical thinking, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E008 - Free-Range Bees
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Mark Arum, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Super Bowl, collusion, eye-shaming, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E007 - Doo Doo Doo
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Bezos' texts, Cohen's game, fatbergs, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E006 - Baby Shark
10 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Clark Howard, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the downside of living forever, Toxic Masculinity, Starbucks syringes, and much more!...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E081 - Chill Robot Brothels
06 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about nice Canadians, Hootie outrage, overweight Brits, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito C...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E080 - Pretend News
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat in an extended podcast about the yield curve inversion, YouTube millionaires, the Lyfties, and much more! ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E079 - The Autumn 5000
04 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat in an extended podcast about the boil water advisory, Tumblr porn, the return of Zubaz pants, and much mor...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E078 - Sportsball
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the death of Bush 41, Bulldogs fallout, Sharpton's life story, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mist...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E057 - Live from Olde Towne (The Sequel)
26 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the pipe bomb suspect, Wal-Mart millennials, bad candy, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosq...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E056 - Yammerin' Yamamoto
25 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they about domestic terrorism, Megyn Kelly, NPC's and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E055 - (Expletive Hammer)
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about caravan sheepdogs, suspicious packages, hemp, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Contr...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E036 - Grandpa Ecstasy
25 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Kavanaugh's virginity, eScooter injuries, Earth's wobble, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E004 - P-Drops
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's handshake, breath-shaming, donut outrage, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito C...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E003 - Old-Manism
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about voter suppression, bellwether issues, goofy radio, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E002 - Amish Uber
07 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about long rifles in Fayette, Trump's Hollywood star, Lebron's new look, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. ...