The Von Haessler Doctrine
Episodes
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E162 - Drowning in Bad Music
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about mindless sports, Taliban tweets, Alt-Right Ringo, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E161 - Two of a Kind
06 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Sharpie-Gate, Modern McCarthyism, celebrity celibacy, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E160 - Untidy Joseph
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Mark Arum, Dr. Joe, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the most obnoxious generation, Julio's contract, gay conversion therapy, and mo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E159 - Fake Moos
04 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Brexit buffoonery, the climate marathon, mommy doors, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E158 - OTC Elvis
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about famous Shakespeare, Midler the meteorologist, the world's oldest virgin, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E157 - Eric-Shaped Hole
30 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about love tension on the set, Lyft biters, Labor Day laziness, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E156 - Lane Privilege
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as perform in front of a live studio audience. They chat about the Space Command, the farmer's almanac, pork chop fame,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E155 - Momcation
28 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about that 16-year-old that wants to save the planet, big pharma, emojis, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E154 - Hairrogance
27 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about eScooter politics, the VMA's, second floor D-bags, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E153 - Gateway Meat
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about 1977, internet trends, the first space criminal, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E152 - Danish Denigration
23 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about secret trusts, faux-fur, soy bean dudes, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E151 - The Chosen One
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about homeless homes, presidential dreams, tiger skeeters, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E150 - Kernel Casting
21 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Greenland fallout, thermostat bureaucracies, Biden's brain, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E149 - No Static At All
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Warren's latest apology, distracted scooting, A.I. sex, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E148 - Slow Down, Sugah
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the voter suppression myth, Acuña's benching, dirty underwear, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E147 - Zip, Zap, Zop
16 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about pumpkin spice scams, DoggyCon, leaky people, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E146 - Free-Floating Bone
15 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about inverted yields, Woodstock at 50, United outrage, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E145 - The Doctrine Index
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about pool pee methodology, truck love, senility, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E144 - Microwave Society
13 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about political fandom, belt-less youth, flying motorcycles, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E143 - EVH Vacation Show #3
13 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Even when the Doctrinaires go on vacation, they still make unbelievable content. Here's EVH vacation show 3 of 3. Enjoy!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E142 - Doofus in Doraville
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the scooter ban, future hipsters, wandering wisdom, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E141 - Oppressive Weather
07 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about budget cuts, single-use plastics, tails for the elderly, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E140 - Point of Privilege
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about exploitation, games of chicken, butt sweats, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E139 - Happiness Tyrant
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Socialist sensory overload, free-range grasshoppers, brotox, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E138 - Struck by Lightning
02 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest rally, trans-radio, racist robots, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E137 - Dog Days
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the second Democrat debate, the metric fail, Top Gun misogyny, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E136 - Family Friendly Fail
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's death ride, shark soup, underwear confidence, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E135 - Izzy Ziggy
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about stripper politics, NFL justice, Baltimore rats, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E134 - Boozy City
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Fortnite millionaires, CIA teeth, hippie whales, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E133 - Boris Johnson: Seagull Killer
23 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's new budget, rats in Atlanta, Gordon Lightfoot, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E132 - Deliberately Draconian
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the express-lane Sheriff, deep-fake audio, grand theft Autumn, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E131 - Toe-Biters
19 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about ridiculous CNN debate draws, bad movie trailers, pop-up bars, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E130 - EDM Boost
18 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about good squads 1 and 2, Trump's rally, homeless sharks, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E129 - Booty Influencer
17 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about concerned scientists, Area 51, panic attacks, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E128 - The Idiot Age
16 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about tweet-gate, Apollo 11, Eric's drug life, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E127 - Trim for Success
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about non-creepy hugging, non-Mueller hearings, non fishin', and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E126 - Second of All
12 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaire as they chat about citizens vs. non-citizens, Pelosi vs. AOC, Cookie Monster, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E125 - She-Bullies
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Atlanta smoking ban, hands-free crime, Area 51, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E124 - Mute makes it Moot
10 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about soccer politics, the All Star Game, Eric's deficiencies, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E123 - The News God
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Home Run Derby, H. Ross Perot, Insta-bullying, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E122 - Two Angry Tims
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Team USA soccer victory, Democrat-on-Democrat crime, moonshine, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E121 - 4th of July Vacation Show
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Even when Eric and the Doctrinaires are away, they still put out amazing content!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E120 - Sugar Dump
28 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about debate #2, meat carrots, Simple Pete, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E119 - Slingin' Hate
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about debate #1, Atlanta's smoking ban, flatulence pills, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/118 - Get Your Head Out Of The Hate
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Arum tension, the news coffin, tattoo sabbaticals, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E117 - Food Slut
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the fake Rookie of the Year, Bernie's bailout, the 'R' word, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E116 - LMIGA
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Kemp in South Korea, dead bods, mouth mysteries, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E115 - Mr. Summer
21 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's Iranian about-face, the RExpos, subway vibrators, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E114 - S.O.T.C.
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest development with Iran, reparations, Taylor Swift, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E113 - Meth Squirrel
19 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's re-election rally, the first woman on the Moon, dad bods, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E112 - Fake Finch News
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about disappointing listeners, Smyrna scooters, the 'Impossible Burger' scam, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E111 - Yama and Fish
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about O.J. Simpson joining Twitter, The Poor People's Party, Strawberry Moons, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E110 - Text Neck
14 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the new NBA Champions, Democratic debaters, dangerous trees, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/109 - Prince of Whales
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about oppo research, Bernie's socialism, Yamamoto's debut, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E108 - Word Economy
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about excessive soccer celebrations, Trump's letter, trendy lace, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E107 - Breathtaking
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Ariana's apology, mental images, Big Foot, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E106 - Lobster Wrangler
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about tariff threats, pointless collectors, and handicapable actors, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E105 - Mumble Stumble
07 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about primary visits, kitten people, airless tires, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E104 - Monkakis Dole
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about D-Day, bat love, dodgeball, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E103 - Bed Bug
05 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Joe's website, puppy scams, competitive gaming, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E102 - Summerville
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Royal protests, NBA ownership, milking butterflies, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E101 - Big Don
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Royal visit, complaining, solar weather, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E100 - Disco Nap
31 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest tariff threat, the eight spelling champs, Un's Ya Ya's, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E099 - Bullet Butter
30 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about grievances, superhero movies, mangled history, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E098 - Screaming Days
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's fitness, the Silk Road, clairvoyant Kobe, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E097 - That Elevator Look
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Summer of Von Haessler, food insecurity, Jeopardy James, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E096 - EVH Vacation Show #2
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Even when the Doctrinaires go on vacation they still make unbelievable content. Here's EVH vacation show 2 of 2. Enjoy!
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E095 - Vacation EVH #1
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Even when the Doctrinaires go on vacation they still make unbelievable content. Here's EVH vacation show 1 of 2. Enjoy!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E094 - If He Dies... He Dies!
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump radio, comedy 911, the end of Game of Thrones, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E093 - Quiet Mode
16 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about de Blasio's run, old man Daltrey, near-death experiences, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E092 - Pepperoni Pal
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the guy who cut his own leg off, the NBA Draft Lottery, Youtube feuds, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E091 - "Safety Glasses Off"
14 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about F-bombs in Helen, the NBA Lottery, the walled garden, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E090 - Stolen Recess
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about indulgence, kid credit, Kawhi's clutch shot, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E089 - Moon Elevator
10 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about basketball diplomacy, scan-less feet, festival girls, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E088 - A - (P.C.)
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Nadler's nads, Prince Archie, breakfast bowls, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E087 - Royal Baby Fever
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the pseudo-impeachment, viral avoidance, crappy movies, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E086 - The Food Fairy
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Heartbeat heartbreak, robocalls, C.Y.A. disclaimers, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E085 - Sugar-Grampy
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Kentucky Derby scandal, tanking Clintons, knocking knees, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E084 - The Price of Fame
03 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the lowered Barr, flip flopping on the death penalty, scooter overload, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E083 - Candytopia
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Crazy Mazie, broken comedy, horse trading, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E082 - Big, Bold & Beautiful
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about May Day, Bill Barr Baggins, tent people, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E081 - Big, Bold & Beautiful
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about May Day, Bill Barr Baggins, tent people, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E081 - Sex and Death
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Biden's rally, the death penalty, measles morons, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E080 - Garage Shaming
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about billion dollar super heroes, sizable polls, Tan-ZANY-a, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E079 - Fence of Emotions
26 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about smart scooting, mullets, butt influencers, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E078 - Presidential Parrot
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Joe Biden launch, Un's fear of flying, e-sports, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E077 - Virtue Signals 2.0
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the opioid scare, the TIME 100, smooth jazz, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E076 - Lamb-Cake-Gate
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about sink holes, Smollett's attackers, robo-taxis, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E075 - Jag-Wire
19 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about so-called passive collusion, fordable phones, bat flips, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E074 - Mueller Mania
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Erick Erickson, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the dropping of the report, the refurbishing of Notre Dame, Eric's happiness, and m...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E073 - The EVH Filter
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about libel, slander, robocalls, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E072 - Instagram Intervention
16 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Notre Dame fire, Dear Abby, marijuana edibles, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E071 - Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Tax Extension Day, Mayor Pete, sex addiction, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E070 - Greg - The Wise Owl
12 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about congestion taxes, Blankenship fandom, the religion of bowling, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E069 - Honey Tears
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about government spies, low-rated town halls, the WNBA Draft, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E068- Proud Virgins
10 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Bernie's millions, power, chakras, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E067 - The Wife APP
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the mother of the revolution, bot flocks, viral fame, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E066 - The State Of My State Of Mind Address
05 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about new voting machines, anger management, doubting Neverland, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E065 - Pollen Privilege
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about IRS shenanigans, concession suppression, the English/American sex test, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E064 - Snippy
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about carpetbagger celebrities, the electoral college, the Amazon sex doll, and much more!