The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E129 - Booty Influencer

17 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about concerned scientists, Area 51, panic attacks, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E128 - The Idiot Age

16 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about tweet-gate, Apollo 11, Eric's drug life, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E127 - Trim for Success

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about non-creepy hugging, non-Mueller hearings, non fishin', and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E126 - Second of All

12 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaire as they chat about citizens vs. non-citizens, Pelosi vs. AOC, Cookie Monster, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E125 - She-Bullies

11 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Atlanta smoking ban, hands-free crime, Area 51, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E124 - Mute makes it Moot

10 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about soccer politics, the All Star Game, Eric's deficiencies, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E123 - The News God

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Home Run Derby, H. Ross Perot, Insta-bullying, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E122 - Two Angry Tims

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Team USA soccer victory, Democrat-on-Democrat crime, moonshine, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E121 - 4th of July Vacation Show

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Even when Eric and the Doctrinaires are away, they still put out amazing content!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E120 - Sugar Dump

28 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about debate #2, meat carrots, Simple Pete, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E119 - Slingin' Hate

27 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about debate #1, Atlanta's smoking ban, flatulence pills, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/118 - Get Your Head Out Of The Hate

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Arum tension, the news coffin, tattoo sabbaticals, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E117 - Food Slut

25 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the fake Rookie of the Year, Bernie's bailout, the 'R' word, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E116 - LMIGA

24 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Kemp in South Korea, dead bods, mouth mysteries, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E115 - Mr. Summer

21 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's Iranian about-face, the RExpos, subway vibrators, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E114 - S.O.T.C.

20 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest development with Iran, reparations, Taylor Swift, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E113 - Meth Squirrel

19 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's re-election rally, the first woman on the Moon, dad bods, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E112 - Fake Finch News

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about disappointing listeners, Smyrna scooters, the 'Impossible Burger' scam, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E111 - Yama and Fish

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about O.J. Simpson joining Twitter, The Poor People's Party, Strawberry Moons, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E110 - Text Neck

14 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the new NBA Champions, Democratic debaters, dangerous trees, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/109 - Prince of Whales

13 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about oppo research, Bernie's socialism, Yamamoto's debut, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E108 - Word Economy

12 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about excessive soccer celebrations, Trump's letter, trendy lace, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E107 - Breathtaking

11 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Ariana's apology, mental images, Big Foot, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E106 - Lobster Wrangler

10 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about tariff threats, pointless collectors, and handicapable actors, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E105 - Mumble Stumble

07 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about primary visits, kitten people, airless tires, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E104 - Monkakis Dole

06 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about D-Day, bat love, dodgeball, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E103 - Bed Bug

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Joe's website, puppy scams, competitive gaming, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E102 - Summerville

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Royal protests, NBA ownership, milking butterflies, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E101 - Big Don

03 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Royal visit, complaining, solar weather, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E100 - Disco Nap

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest tariff threat, the eight spelling champs, Un's Ya Ya's, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E099 - Bullet Butter

30 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about grievances, superhero movies, mangled history, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E098 - Screaming Days

29 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's fitness, the Silk Road, clairvoyant Kobe, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E097 - That Elevator Look

28 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Summer of Von Haessler, food insecurity, Jeopardy James, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E096 - EVH Vacation Show #2

28 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Even when the Doctrinaires go on vacation they still make unbelievable content. Here's EVH vacation show 2 of 2. Enjoy!

The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E095 - Vacation EVH #1

28 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Even when the Doctrinaires go on vacation they still make unbelievable content. Here's EVH vacation show 1 of 2. Enjoy!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E094 - If He Dies... He Dies!

17 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump radio, comedy 911, the end of Game of Thrones, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E093 - Quiet Mode

16 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about de Blasio's run, old man Daltrey, near-death experiences, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E092 - Pepperoni Pal

15 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the guy who cut his own leg off, the NBA Draft Lottery, Youtube feuds, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E091 - "Safety Glasses Off"

14 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about F-bombs in Helen, the NBA Lottery, the walled garden, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E090 - Stolen Recess

13 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about indulgence, kid credit, Kawhi's clutch shot, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E089 - Moon Elevator

10 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about basketball diplomacy, scan-less feet, festival girls, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E088 - A - (P.C.)

09 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Nadler's nads, Prince Archie, breakfast bowls, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E087 - Royal Baby Fever

08 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the pseudo-impeachment, viral avoidance, crappy movies, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E086 - The Food Fairy

07 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Heartbeat heartbreak, robocalls, C.Y.A. disclaimers, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E085 - Sugar-Grampy

06 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Kentucky Derby scandal, tanking Clintons, knocking knees, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E084 - The Price of Fame

03 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the lowered Barr, flip flopping on the death penalty, scooter overload, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E083 - Candytopia

02 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Crazy Mazie, broken comedy, horse trading, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E082 - Big, Bold & Beautiful

01 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about May Day, Bill Barr Baggins, tent people, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E081 - Big, Bold & Beautiful

01 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about May Day, Bill Barr Baggins, tent people, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E081 - Sex and Death

30 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Biden's rally, the death penalty, measles morons, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E080 - Garage Shaming

29 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about billion dollar super heroes, sizable polls, Tan-ZANY-a, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E079 - Fence of Emotions

26 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about smart scooting, mullets, butt influencers, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E078 - Presidential Parrot

25 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Joe Biden launch, Un's fear of flying, e-sports, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E077 - Virtue Signals 2.0

24 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the opioid scare, the TIME 100, smooth jazz, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E076 - Lamb-Cake-Gate

23 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about sink holes, Smollett's attackers, robo-taxis, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E075 - Jag-Wire

19 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about so-called passive collusion, fordable phones, bat flips, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E074 - Mueller Mania

18 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Erick Erickson, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the dropping of the report, the refurbishing of Notre Dame, Eric's happiness, and m...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E073 - The EVH Filter

17 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about libel, slander, robocalls, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E072 - Instagram Intervention

16 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Notre Dame fire, Dear Abby, marijuana edibles, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E071 - Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Tax Extension Day, Mayor Pete, sex addiction, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E070 - Greg - The Wise Owl

12 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about congestion taxes, Blankenship fandom, the religion of bowling, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E069 - Honey Tears

11 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about government spies, low-rated town halls, the WNBA Draft, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E068- Proud Virgins

10 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Bernie's millions, power, chakras, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E067 - The Wife APP

09 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the mother of the revolution, bot flocks, viral fame, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E066 - The State Of My State Of Mind Address

05 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about new voting machines, anger management, doubting Neverland, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E065 - Pollen Privilege

04 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about IRS shenanigans, concession suppression, the English/American sex test, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E064 - Snippy

03 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about carpetbagger celebrities, the electoral college, the Amazon sex doll, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E063 - D-Bag Alert

02 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Sine Die, Gmail's 15th, toaster ovens, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E062 - The Great American Sex Drought

01 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's hatred of April Fool's Day, Jagger's health, face yoga, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E061 - Mr. Stinky

29 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, George Stein, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's Michigan rally, hipster Atlanta, farewell tours, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E060 - Opening Day... Sorta

28 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Powerball, the world's tallest politician, unfairness, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E059 - The Dental Triumvirate

27 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Jussie Smollett, the return of Gale the show dog, LSD coffee, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E058 - Robot Justice

26 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Tim's Twitter feud, peanut allergies, nappuccinos, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E057 - Panning for Truth

25 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Peter Moylan, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Muellar Report, Opening Day, space porn, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E056 - Lepre-Corn

22 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Spring Break, the madness of March, Autumn's leaky face, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E055 - Robe

21 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Bracketology, 70's commercials, the Conway dust up, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E054 - Not Wishy, Nor Washy

20 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about internet trends, MARTA madness, hippie soap, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E053 - The Snap of Ignorance

19 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about ampersand reform, food that'll kill ya, space herpes, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E052- Hair Mustard

18 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about office brackets, fresh mail, Eric's dreams, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E051 - "97 Years Young"

15 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, George Stein, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about ramblin' Tech, the Ides Of March, green vomit, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E050 - Spank the Spazz

14 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about O' Rourke gesticulation, APD marijuana, high school sexting, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E049 - Run Joe(y) Run

13 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about college admissions, sugar babies, witchcraft, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Contr...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E048 - Tour Tuesday

12 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about time, SXSW, virginity, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E047 - The Google Snoop

11 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Daylight Saving, Trump's budget, peeping Toms, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Cont...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E046 - Leaving MJ-Land

08 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Atlanta City Council Member JP Matzigkeit, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about springing forward, the Resolution of Hate, International...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E045 - Crossover Day

07 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Bill Crane, Dr. Joe, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Dave Huddleston, the voter suppression narrative, cancelled celebrities, and m...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E044 - Kreepy Koozie

06 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the youngest billionaire, R. Kelly, dueling groundhogs, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosq...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E043 - Roadie

05 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Chief Resilience Officers, eScooter music, net neutrality, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister M...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E042 - HashFlagMeToo

04 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's 2-hour speech, prostitutes and weed, reversible lanes, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mist...

The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E041 - Mayor of the World

01 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, the Doctrinaires, and a live studio audience as they chat from the WSB Live Lounge about White House security, Millennial home ownership, g...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E040 - Twerking Cows

28 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the truncated summit, sociopathic yawning, the '4 day Rule,' and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Miste...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E039 - Jack Ball

27 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump in Vietnam, Cohen's testimony, Uncle Herschels' favorite, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mis...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E038 - The Wild West

26 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump in Vietnam, the 'Fun Fun Spa,' moonshine, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Con...

THE VON HAESSLER DOCTRINE S6/E036 - Selling The Elephant

22 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the most sinful states, the greed narrative, panic attacks, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E035 - Open The Empty Oven

21 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Jussie's story, the AOC billboard, pouncing, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Contro...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E034 - Moon Woke

19 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about election holidays, Bernie's announcement, stinkbugs, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquit...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E033 - Boondoggle

18 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the lesser presidents, Warren in Gwinnett, bubble policy, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E032 - More Mailbag Please

15 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about sativa scientists, Oscar outrage, Libertarian philosophy, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E031 - Hair Valet

14 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Valentine's Day, SJW Disney, underground trolleys, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E030 - Palentine's Day?

13 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the border wall deal, rabid foxes, green light mornings, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mos...